how do i breakup with my suicidal gf without her doing something crazy?
Pray lol
Oh lord. I'd say make her break up with you and do NOT move on too quick.
>>675888613
This guy knows his shit.
>>675888319
It hurts me then it does u
She'll go suck some other cock in 2.5 seconds dw bout it lad
>>675888319
if you decide to break up with her, she's not your responsibility anymore. don't let her being suicidal hold you hostage
guys i cant handle it anymore its way too much. im going crazy
>>675888319
Just tell her the truth,that your a faggot...
>>675888319
"I enjoyed our relationship but we should take a hiatus and work on our friendship"
become needy and annoying till she breaks up with you
Im stuck in the same situation /b/ro
By killing yourself before she gets the chance too
How old is she?
>>675889414
dude what if they caugh us cheating on them with eachother?
She won't do it man. I was in the same situation. I finally did it, all she did was cry a whole fuck ton but she was still gone by the time I got home from work the next day
>>675889489
shes young
>>675888319
Kill her.
>>675889720
how young?
There was a screenshot of a greentext how a anon got rid of his crazy gf..
Basically he made her leave him.
Make her do things she doesn't want to.
>>675889720
B8 young or just young?
>>675889224
this
You fucked up. Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>675889916
shes legal. but under 20
>>675888319
goddamn. i have a friend who spends a lot of time in the hospital for bad health. its weird... she is pretty, but i'm not so much attracted to her body, due to all the places she frequently gets tubes and iv's and shit. whenever she gets out, she almost always comes over to my house and wants to fuck. that's fun and all... but... damn... i really dont want to be in a relationship with her, but i care about her. like, as in, i dont want her doing something stupid.
i'm not good at all at meeting women. i am socially awkward (i'm here, right), and very shy around new girls.
it's cool that i have this girl who just always wants to screw and spend time with me, but i'm not into her anymore, though, i swear that vagina came from heaven.
>>675890039
then she must be a fkin drama queen.Just say fake jealousy on some friend then break up with her because you think she is cheating
>held hostage by a woman
Be a man, not a child. Tell her to fuck off.
Faggot.
>>675890039
nigga wtf there's 2 answers then 18/19.
Anyways just end it, you know her, you can come up with something well put to say.
>>675890312
litterally bro, this pussy descended from heaven. i was eating her out the other day and i looked up at her and go tthe perfect underbood face shot. and i just thought to my self" omfg this is so worth it". but its really not.. its really not...
>>675890039
She won't do shit
>dumped
>anon take me back or i Will off my self
>Do it pussy
>nothing will happen
>move on
>?????
>profit
>>675888319
Introduce her to me, ill fix her but i want her.
>>675888319
be more suicidal than her
most women attempt suicide for attention, or manipulation, they don't really mean it, or even follow through with it
>>675890312
Anon just tell her that you don't want a serious relationship with her.
Fuck why can't you people just ball up and speak your mind. JUSTDOIT.jpg
Break up with her and kill her so she doesn't do anything crazy.
Problem solved
>>675891081
you sir have never had a women sobbing with her face in your lap. beging for another chance.
>>675888319
Simple way to break up with her and keep her from committing suicide at the same time.
Kill that bitch then post nudes. Make it real edgy ultra violent.
>>675891260
then be edgy as fuck
>>675891260
You in Washington?
>>675888319
Tell her you think your becoming gay
>>675890648
we have had an on/off relationship. she likes to do crazy shit, but sometimes it goes very bad. she has breathing problems, and carries a bag of emergency stuff, like epi pens, syringes, hydrocortizone shit. all of her stuff, and the pokes from iv's and injections at the hospital make her look like a fucking junkie.
we were fucking once and she wanted me to handcuff her to the bed. i am in law enforcement, these are real cuffs, not sex toy shit. it was pretty fucking great, until she stopped breathing. i uncuffed her, got her laid out on the floor and she went unresponsive. i was very scared. we had started dating like a couple of weeks prior. this was new to me. i really didnt want to have to explain a dead chick in my house, and she was pretty cool at the time.
i jabbed her with an epi pen and gave her cpr. she started breathing again after a moment, and walked me through injecting her with some other medicine. it was really crazy shit for me. that's about the moment i starting doubting us as a thing.
oh, and she has fake tits that arent done all that well.
If my last number is 1-5 tell her you are gay because you can't make it with the perfect woman. If it's anything else give no context
>>675888319
I've dealt with that shit before.
Just let the relationship die and let her breakup with you.
I knew my ex would have killed herself if I dumped her.
>>675891081
we fucked in the back of my car next to a train that was going past. we have had some really fucking good sex.
plus, the 3 or 4 times i have dumped her, we always wind up with our genitals coming together magnetically.
>>675891911
Sounds hot
>>675892209
some of the things we have done have been pretty crazy and lots of fun. with her health issues, and her not so bright past, and my law enforcement job... i'm beginning to doubt my own commitment to sparkle motion.
>>675891911
yeah that sounds more like she has physical issues. my girls mostly mental issues. like bipolar shit
>>675891260
You would be right to say that Sir anon, however if your going to continue to deal with your situation as is, then why did you ask for advice in the 1st place.
Here's what I get out of all this.
1. Well played B8
2. You posted here just to see what we would say
3. You already know what to do and you need reinforcement.
At the end of the day your the one with the chick anon, do what you think is best for YOU. You're all that matters in your world.
Tell her to kill herself
>>675888319
just slowly stop talking to her over time. She'll get over you when she's sick of it. The downside is she will most likely hate you, the plus is she's over you without doing some batshit crazy retaliation.
>>675891349
calm down ACWO
>>675889224
OH MY GOD YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME!! YOU'RE SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU OMG I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF COS YOU'RE A CUNT HOLE BYE!!!!
i think im just gunna tell her that im using her for sex and the relationship is dieing out. how do u think that would go? ( we have crazy great sex like every other day. shes a fucking animal.)
Where and how can i get a crazy suicidal gf?
>>675888319
Break up with her asap, just do it and don't care or else you'll end up full of stress and mental scars. My ex was a crazy suicidal cutting bitch. I suffered so much mentally dealing with her. I had a hard time breaking up with her because her parents, social worker, therapist, kept telling me "Anon- you're so good for her" "She's doing much better thanks to you" So of course I had a hard time trying to break up with her. Then depression hit me because I wasn't satisfied with her. One day, just like you OP, I asked /b/ what to do and got the same response I'm giving you. Just break up with her and heal. Fuck her /b/ro its' all about you.
>>675888319
You are a massive fucking faggot.
>>675892541
my chick's crazy, too...
for one, she keeps coming back. i tell her a few great reasons why we shouldnt be together, and she's like yeah, but we can have some fun times, and my dick forgets all the other shit.
she gets these little ideas in her head for ways to waste and make a little money. nothing ever pans out like it should in her plan.
i went to several doctor visits with her and they were all trying to give her an idea of when she could expect to die, basically.
i actually had setup a gofundme thing for her. she wanted to do some bucket list stuff, and move to california, which is where one of her doctors suggested she relocate to. she has very bad reactions to pollen here.
the gofundme only got like $150, and $50 or $70 of that was me :/
>>675893160
i hope that works for you. this is the fag with the hospital chick. maybe add to it that you are respecting her less as a person, and starting to see her only as a sexual outlet, and that you want to respect her more, but would like to try being just friends.
My friend was in that situation. He 302'd her. Shit worked out.
My brother was also in that situation and now he's engaged...he is not happy.
I say 302. Ya dig?
>>675889523
you two may be big enough faggots for this to work
>>675890977
dubs of truth
>>675888319
TBH, try to scare her. Try to speed up the relationship and make HER want out, rather than you. Start trying to make pretty large moves on her. Could be sexually, or could be things like "WE SHOULD RENT AN APPARTMENT TOGETHER AND MOVE IN TOGETHER" and so on.
>>675888319
Fake your dead
i love this cunt so much. i just want her to be sane... i keep telling my self that she is slowly getting better but i dont know annymore.
>>675888319
Stop brushing your teeth, stop taking shower
>>675888319
Lol just kill her first lol tf
>>675888319
hmmm
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>>675896056
this
>>675893991
kek
it took me 6 months to do it:
i left her
le recome back
acting super cute
then i've been a jerk until she left me
then she went with my best friend and they have been together 2 years
>>675888319
With the risk of being castrated in front of you swine, as a lady myself I will offer my advice. Feel free to take it or don't I don't care, I'm depressive but not suicidal if my boyfriend were to break up with me right now I would be very upset and I would cry a whole lot sure; but I would not attack or hurt myself or anyone else in the process. That being said, how suicidal is she? If it's like she cuts herself every single day you have to make that choice of just breaking it off with her and cutting all emotional ties at that instant.
If she's like cutting once a month or so then you should sit down with her and explain the situation and tell her that you just don't feel the same as when you started.
About 9 times out of 10 at least with me and the situations I've had, we only say it for attention. The only times we actually did you ever cut ourselves is when were trying to be attention whores or we honestly just don't see any point.
I would just say sit down and talk to her but here's the thing, you have to be firm. You have to say that you want to break up, stick with it, and just stick to your guns. She's going to try and guilt trip you, make you feel like shit, threaten to hurt herself, ext. But just stick to your guns and be firm with it.
>>675897441
Forgive the spelling errors, I'm sitting in my car having a cigarette