Thinking about start smoking any pro tips?
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Thinking about start smoking any pro tips?
Kill you'reself
Light doesn't mean "less harmfull"
Don't smoke is bad for you
>>675876756
More cancerous than cigarettes
>>675876557
Try vaping
>>675876756
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Don't
>>675876557
yeah. don't
>>675876557
Start with cocks
>>675876782
yes it does, read a book
>>675876557
Pro tips? For smoking cigarettes, m8.
>>675876557
do heroin instead.
at least you'll feel something and if you die you won't suffer. unlike with cigarettes
Think about something less stupid. You'll stink, your breath will stink, your teeth will get gross brown stains on them. You'll cough up black shit every morning until you die an early death.
>>675876557
>>675877100
You are stupid.
dont
>>675877292
yeah but I smoke like a fucking fiend when I use opiates
>>675876756
He already is, did you read the post?
>>675877292
Okay your a moron.
You'll slowl suffocate during a heroin OD
Could result in brain damage from lack oof oxygen if you end uup actually pulling through
Also a heroin addiction lifestyle is no doubt plenty painful
>>675876557
Don't. Not for your health but for your wallet (unless you're one of those rich son of bitches, then by all means smoke yourself out)
>>675876557
Fucking why?
Are you 16 or something?
>>675876557
Please do so your shit genetics will be exterminated from the Earth.
If you think smoking will make you fit in with the rest of the stinktrolls then do it. You obviously aren't capable of fitting in otherwise.
Smoke Menthol, thats healthier than eating apples
You won't like it at first, but if you push through your first 5 packages you'll get used to it
Thank me later, good luck faggot
>>675876557
Just don't... Not worth it
>>675877472
Ur retard m8
>>675876557
Don't
>>675876557
cock?
>>675876557
smoke a cock.
>>675876557
Save some money and don't.
Seriously man don't do it it is horrible for your health. But unlike other drugs that are horrible for your health it will give you absolutely nothing in return..
Smoked for 5 years quit for a year quitting was hard and my health is never going to recover 100% in this day And age with access to all the info your an actual spastic if you start smoking... Like seriously bottom 5% of human intelligence
>>675876557
smoking is the easiest way to meet new people. don't listen to the forever alones on this board op.
Why? I have friends who smoke, I've smoked socially (read: when I'm drunk), and it just doesn't seem like it's worth everything that comes with it. Bad smell. Cost. Cancer.
>>675876557
yeah don't smoke, you have a nice set of clean fresh ping lungs and your cardiovascular and circulatory system can reach it's peak performance levels if you begin to train now... martial arts, rowing, rock climbing, cycling, you will be able to be the best you can be. Every cigarette you smoke will be decreasing your circulatory system and damaging those pink lungs until they turn black and you will get the 1st stage of emphysema probably after about 6 months... that's when you will experience your first wheeze and you'll notice your breathes get smaller and smaller and less full because your blood cells lose the ability to carry oxygen efficiently. Don't smoke, don't kill yourself slowly, it's what they want.
Do literally anything else. Seriously. Addicted to heroin, crystal meth, and nicotine, I'd like to quit smoking the most.
Smoking is fun but it's a colossal waste of money. Fucking 11 for a pack where I live. Quit about 4 months ago, being able to breathe is sweet
Don't.
Dip or chew instead of smoke
>>675880196
also you will save probably about a million $ or more if you don't smoke, seriously.. over a lifetime it would add up close to a mil, yearly probably a couple thousand to tens of thousands $
Signs of damage dont start showing up till about 20 years of smoking
Ive been smoking for ten years now and i wish i never started
>>675880699
bahahhahahahahahhahahaha you are living in your own little lie, you know your lungs are getting damaged, don't run from the truth. take 15 long deep breathes, breathe all the way out and tell me how much you cough and what comes up from your lungs.
>>675876557
I'm thinkin 'bout thos beans
>>675876557
If you live near an Indian reservation in the US, buy there. No tax or something.
Sign up to get coupons and free shit from the maker, usually in the mail.
The cheap brands taste like ass, it's worth it to spend a dollar or two more.
Get a large ashtray, because you're probably not going to empty yours regularly.
It's fun, and it looks cool.
I wouldn't suggest it, if you're an adult though.
Try snus or vaping instead.
use dip instead. it is a million times better
>>675877100
learn about smoking. smoking and reading a book is not the same
>>675880218
For real? I have a fairly realistic understanding of H and tobacco but being from UK where we never see Crystal all I know is what breaking bass taught me, what is it really like
>>675881009
after you do this realize that this is not natural and the elite are killing you off and making you weak, while raking in on taxes and they keep heightening the prices.
>>675876557
Why are you thinking about starting smoking?
Like, is it just an elective decision you've made?
Do you make all your bad decisions like that? "Oh hey, I'm going to get addicted to meth." or "I'm going to get into financial hardship. Any advice?"
Now, I love smoking. There is nothing I enjoy more than the first smoke after work in the carpark, or the second one as I'm driving home. Or the other 3 on the way home. I smoke upwards of 30 a day, and I enjoy all of them.
But if I could go back and not smoke, I would absolutely do that. Smoking gives you the benefits of enjoying the taste of a good cigarette and the small nicotine rush. The negatives are that you'll have less money, you'll stink like shit, you'll feel anxious when you run out of smokes, you'll have to stop for smoke breaks on trips unless you can smoke in your car... Every aspect of your life gets tainted with smoking. Going to a restaurant is half enjoying the meal and company, and half trying to find the right moment to sneak off for a cigarette. Drinking alcohol turns you into a blast furnace where you will chew through multiple packs of cigarettes in a night and then wake up the next day with difficulty breathing and tar in your nostrils.
Once you have committed to smoking daily, you will never be free of it. If you eventually quit, those times when you smell cigarette smoke will turn into something that takes an hour of thought out of your day as your brain tries to convince you to just buy one more pack for old time's sake.
Your productivity and enjoyment in every aspect of your life will be ruined by cigarettes. The pro tip is don't start.
Marlboro cowboy died of lung cancer. You know that, right?
>>675876557
Don't bother with lights or silvers or any other bullshit. Just get classic reds, they're worth the price. Camel studs or un-filtered Pall Mall are good if you can find them. The most annoying parts are: finding ash trays away from home, and punk bitches who want to lecture you about it.
Roll your own, save thousands
Don't smoke anything that doesn't get you high, cigarettes are stupid as fuck. Smoke weed, chase the dragon, chase the white dragon, smoke DMT. These all do something besides give you a shitty old age.
This board is for people over the age of 18, OP. Perhaps you were looking for 9gag?
hey man I used to smoke, I wasn't a heavy one but I was pretty regular, I switched to dip though, its a lot better for you, and it tastes better too
>>675881591
Listen to this guy, for fuck's sake
>>675881591
Then after all of this, there are also the health implications, which l now think none of you really give a fuck about. But consider this guys real life confession.
>>675876557
Smoke fish.
>>675876557
Smoke at least a carton a day to start feeling better
Hey dude, just smoke weed.. It's much much better for your lungs and brain, and it gets you high o/
>>675879955
Smoked for just 5 years? Sonny your health can go back to 100%, it'll just take a while
>>675883375
Everyone knows the health implications, but you've gotta understand that every way that cigarettes are portrayed in the media is controlled by cigarette companies.
Cigarette companies are in charge of telling the public how bad smoking is for your health, so what they tell you is only the stuff they are legally obligated to tell you. There's nothing in there about how most pack a day smokers get a chest infection once a year, the headaches or trouble sleeping. How it causes minor health issues you'd never noticed to come to the fore, like heart palpitations or poor circulation. Your body gets so tied up in repairing the damage that any other problems you have will inevitably become worse.
But really, the health problems are secondary to the way they ruin your life. Losing your senses of taste and smell mean that you'll never know if you smell like shit, and you'll no longer be able to cook a good meal on the fly. I was a wizard in the kitchen, used to be able to just put together raw tastes and smells and come out with something amazing. Now, I can't even tell if what I've made is palatable but my guess is that by the few people I've fed stuff, my cooking is godawful.
Then there's the constant ash everyfuckingwhere, if you roll your own like myself then there's the tobacco everywhere.. ugh.
Still love smoking. Wish I had the choice, but I grew up in a house of smokers and it just seemed like a normal thing to do. Stealing cigarettes at 14 was exciting and enjoyable, but I don't get why people would elect to do it just out of the blue without peer pressure or environmental contributions.
Newports are for niggers. Only smoke red 100s and inhail your fucking cigarettes so you don't look like a fag.
It will do damage to your health and your wallet. I have friends who smoke like 2-3 packs a day. It's like 6-10 bucks a pack where I live... like 30 dollars just to destroy your lungs, and make you smell like shit. I smoke weed sometimes but at least that last a few hours rather than a 5 minute "rush".
Thank you all for the replies I read them all and I will start smoking anyways. Already took my decision and know all effects im ready to die eventually and planing to kill myself at the age of 27 (im 19yo) And dont worry my fellow faggots I will stream the final moment for your eyes only
>>675885371
True man has just spoken.
>>675877781
>>675886277
>dem dubs
Thanks anon. Sorry for my typo btw
>>675876557
Don't
>>675876557
do it! you're going to love it
>>675886157
Wow, you actually do make your bad decisions ahead of time.
You probably wouldn't have to kill yourself if you stopped committing to stupid shit.
>>675876756
This
If not, its just a long drawn out process
>>675876557
jesus fuck, this place is filled with 9gaggery nignogs. just smoke them marlboro reds on the picture and you'll be fine
>>675876557
Don't do it. Smoking cigarettes is fucking stupid and I've been doing it for 11 years
>>675876557
Go right ahead and do it if you want to look like a faggot.
>>675876557
How do constricted heart arteries sound to you? How does feeling piercing in your heart and lungs every time you breathe in deep sound to you?
Do you like breathing? AKA living? then don't fucking start smoking
>>675881591
this is one of the most accurate and eloquent statements on smoking I've ever read
>>675881591
This guy. I feel exactly how this guy described it. I smoke roughly a pack a day and love it. I just hate that I love it. This guy put smoking into the clearest and most precise summary possible.
I just came here to say I don't fucking care.
>>675876557
>any pro tips?
Yeah I've got one; save your fucking money and don't start smoking.
You all sissy should convert to clove cigarettes master race.
hmmmm....
>>675876557
Make sure you do it in front of people so you'll look cool
