/b/ now lives in the same house
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
/b/ now lives in the same house
No niggers
Strapping shield to asshole
Who ordered this?
Shitters full.
/b/ is so dead it fits in a single house...
Why the fuck are all of you kids?
>>675876307
Throwing myself off the roof. Too many fucking idiots about to make 30 seconds of living with them tolerable
>>675877702
because you fucked (up) too much
...... Guys.... I.... I just plugged the toilet
If dubs everyone get the fuck out
>>675876704
Idiot. There are no niggers on /b/
>>675876307
Claiming basement
stay out of my room cunt
NOBODY MOVE!!!
>>675876307
OP! THE PIZZA'S HERE
everyone literally screaming "nigger" every 3 minutes
>>675877905
It's ok anon, I'm sure there's at least one dude it makes happy here, and if no one is well we can just throw your shit at /r9k/'s house
>>675876307
some guy just invaded the femanon room.
punish him op.
make him suck your wet cock, daddy.
>>675876307
I hate you all
>>675878152
I swear if someone brings a tranny home IM GOING TO LOSE IT!!!
Who the fuck keeps saving trap porn on my computer?!?!
Where's my damn chicken?
>>675878152
come on man, what could you possibly steal from /b/.
lets raid twitch
Why are we talking here when we are in the same building?
>>675878934
there will be many, MANY trannies! buckle up!
>>675878552
Dumbass. You think that we could last a single second without hearing the nigger yelled at the top of someones lungs?
>>675878988
FUCKING RUN
>>675878552
NIGGER!
Someone fix the pool filter...it's driving me crazy at night.
>>675876307
We're all fucked
>>675879171
>>675879265
I did it last time. Fix it your self.
The KKK meeting starts in an hour lads
>>675879122
I aint moving my ass off this chair. Pretty sure like 75% of us smell like ass anyways
>>675878647
Gonna take him to the rooftop and make him choke on my cock before you all, fellow anons. I'm the king of all faggots for a good reason.
>>675879235
NIGGER!
>>675879572
gonna miss it again.....
hey,hey guys.this chick just message me about going out.ket's gather around and fuck with her
>>675879769
WAIT MY DUBS ARE UP THERE
W H O T H E F U C K S P I L L E D T H E C H O C O L A T E M I L K ?
>>675876307
New roomies
>>675878970
I ate it. It's been in there for 3 days, it would've gone bad.
>>675879896
What the fuck, ALRIGHT HOUSE MEETING FAGITS
Femanon reporting in. Who left the toilet seat up?
>>675879343
What the fuck are you doing here Bobby, GTFO you piece of shit
Can I go poo
>>675879896
Shut the speed limit up
>>675880038
tits or gtfo
>>675879966
Oh no. We dont need no more bombers in this house. Last time we let them in we lost the semen storage room.
Why are there so many dead niggers in the basement.
Don't drink the apple juice in the fridge guys.
>>675880038
SHITTERS CLOGGED YOU DUMB BITCH
>>675880294
Even in the house you gotta be sure its real.
>>675880464
Where do you think we are hosting the KKK meeting
>>675879966
LYNCH THAT JEW FACE MERKEL
>>675880469
But y tho
This guy walks around constantly asking fellow anons to zozzle his nozzle
>>675879885
nup
check em faggot
>>675879896
>>675880032
I suspect pic related, I've seen him wander around a lot lately and to be honest he's way too fat to be innocent. He must have spilled the milk trying to steal our precious food.
Wat do ?
i farted on jimmy savilles head
Who keeps eating MY FUCKING PRINGLES
>>675880667
OFF BY ONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EVERYONE
SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS
IM GONNA FIND WHO STOLE MY TREX
>>675880611
I'm making a night light.
>>675879896
So is someone gonna clean this up or just leave this shit on my chair?
>>675880791
Get over it faglord
Get more pringles though.
I GOT HENTAI WHO WANT SOME
OOOOOH SHIIIT!! THERES A FUCKING FIRE!!
>>675880661
> keks
I would zoz though.
Our house
in the middle of the street
>it's madness
>>675881042
YOU BITCH. INSTEAD OF SAVING EVERY LAST DROP YOU CAN, YOU JUST LEAVE IT THERE. THATS IT. FEED EM TO THE FERAL SJWS BOYS.
>>675881169
no problemo.
i shat it off
>>675881169
Im used to it by now.
>>675880710
>tfw i introduce the Jimmy saville to /b/
feels good
>>675881218
Topzozzle m8, topzozzle
>>675881436
Look, you anti-Lanky piece of fuck. I am this close to bringing Ivan along to send you to a fucking gulag. You'd better not mess with me you scrubstronaut you don't even know what I look, sound or even fucking taste like. And you never will, because I'm a pancakestronaut mother fucker. I will drop-kick the fuck out of your fucking grandmother if you put any fucking condiments on me. And oh, let us not forget who'll be watching you when you next time you go outside, me. The next time you have a meal, me. The next time you have sex with Kermit the frog, ME. You fucking Chinese ISIS Brussels bombing Irishrealian shithead.
>>675881169
My mixtape's too fire for you m8 ?
>>675881147
loli please
Hey buddy, wanna buy a meme?
>>675881147
I want some hentai IRL who up ? Smash that mf post button
>>675881688
Shit I didn't buy the extra pedo batch
>>675880891
HOLY FUCK THE NEXT POSTER HAS IT AND THE PRINGLES TOO
hi guys it's me, Greg did you miss me?
>>675881757
JEW DETECTED!
anyone wanna trade pepe's
>>675881637
>>675881958
Yeah I missed... I missed MY fucking trex
You faggots gonna pay rent yet?
>>675882090
What will you give me for Shrek Pepe?
hey guys, i burned the bmw
>>675880680
/b/ro, is that fuckin jonesy from alien and aliens?
Fuck, I say give jonesy a pass
>>675882282
How about hitlerpepe
Hot box my room
>>675882540
>>675882282
>>675882090
saved :^)
pls no save my rare k thanks
>>675882090
No need, I set up hidden cams all over the house. I've got everyone's peepee.
Oh fuck, you said pepe, disregard previous statement
>>675882540
Yeah that sounds good. I've been meaning to pick that one up for awhile
>>675880680
ABORT ABORT
I got us all a dog. He's kinda grumpy though
>>675882934
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>675882934
Does he eat niggers?
Erm there's a guy at the door saying someone from this address ordered 10 pizzas, anyone order 10 small cheese pizzas?
>>675877905
the tripfag unclogs it
>>675883277
Nigga who the fuck you think orders a small in a fucking house filled with /b/tards
>>675883279
Who is this?
There's a meat surprise in the bedroom
I'm the ashtray! Use me!
>>675883517
Our next door neighbor, Ashley
>>675880038
Get cancer whore
>>675882934
You dumb goof ! It's not a dog, it's a koala !
>>675883277
ITS THE FBI! NIGGER CLOSE THE DOOR!
Everyone is hogging the house phone, prank calling Gamestop about Battletoads
>>675883608
I knew I should've taken the upstairs room. I'm sleeping in the living room.
>>675883608
>>675883662
Man is it just me or some weird people have been coming and leaving lately ?
I don't even remember buying that ashtray :l
>>675883813
Yeah do you have battletoads
>>675882465
It's ok, you guys can ride with me
>>675883896
faggot
>>675883662
Thanks we needed somewhere to dump the jews
>>675883277
>>675883811
Shit I think your right. There's this wierd van acrossed the street
>>675884077
How does that make me a faggot? I DONT want the dick, thus I'm sleeping on the couch.
>>675883670
I think I might tell Ashley that I've had a crush on her since first grade
>>675884115
MY SIDES
>>675884361
>should've
>should have
I'd like to move in with you guys, sounds fun in there. I may be autistic enough.
-Ashley, Lives next door
>>675884648
I should have taken a different room. That's what I was trying to say, yes.
>>675883473
Think you answered your on question.
SOMEONE GIVE HIM A FUCKING TREAT, JESUS CHRIST
>>675884926
Looks like he's got quite a big one. Fish shouldn't be overfed.
Does anyone want to use me as a pinata im already hanging from the ceiling might as well go all out
>>675884926
thats what you get for stealing my shoes
>>675877413
>not cheese
Come on now
>>675885562
You couldn't bother to stuff yourself with candy, then there's no point.
>>675885111
Guess who got the last pancake, faggots!
>>675886486
Nobody told me about pancakes
>>675884787
Youll have to sit on my lap or the floor, not enough chairs
Sup roomies. Took the last beer. Will get you back later.
>>675880038
i think it was that one dude screming nigger on the basement.
>>675876307
you're going to need a bigger house
>>675882465
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ANON
>>675887528
Why are you naked
>>675887616
excuse the noise we are making KKK nigger kites in the basement
>>675876307
DUBS GETS TOP BUNK
>>675888087
>/b/
>>675888327
ok sure
>>675888327
ROLL
>>675888327
CALLING IT
>>675878152
Feel free to take what you want.
>>675888087
You trying to tell a man he can't be naked in his own home?
>>675888393
fdsfsdfsdfsdf
>>675888327
Move aside Faggots
>>675888477
AHAHAHAHHA LOSERSS
Power just fucking went out, dubs fixes it.
Until then I'll be raping the poster infront of me in the dark basement
>>675888439
i want that hole in the wall
>>675888327
Cool btw heard of the slave stories about shitting from upper dekcs to lower decks?
>>675888532
FUCK YOU ANON
MOM ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST
>>675876307
I'll suck all your dicks for heroin
WHO THE FUCK ATE MY MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE ITS, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAT, IF IT WAS YOU AGAIN IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU FAT FUCK.
The Nazi council is about to begin. Please rise for our anthem.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FngVJygOsB8
>>675888619
Go on.
>>675877413
That's not what I ordered. I wanted no sauce, no cheese, and extra anchovies.
>>675888783
AH HAH, IT WAS ME
THE ANON HIDING IN THE CURTAINS
888888888
>>675876307
OP, What's that satanist chanting on the basement?
I'M TRYING TO HANG MYSELF I CAN'T FOCUS
>>675888429
You know I'd say I deserve it as I'm the only one who has a job around here, but since SOMEONE >>675882465 BURNED UP THE ONLY FUCKING CAR WE HAVE, that dosent really APPLY ANYMORE
>>675880464
>>675880532
what is there a sign on the basement that says dead nigger storage?
>>675878152
Get outta here. I'm trying to masturbate to degenerate trap porn.
>>675881256
Something tells you that you've got to get away from it.
>>675888948
Buddy, you're disturbing the ceremony.
>>675888993
FUCK YOU
MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU MORE
>>675888783
I thought you said "don't eat my jesus". I was all "wut".
Who wants to see my Paul blart memes?
>>675877413
>>675889126
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
#rebel XD XD XD
>>675889241
God help us
so... should we leave the basement?
>>675889349
Have another
>>675889089
Why does that mean I have to get out of here? You do you, homie, I'm browsing your DVDs.
>>675876307
The landwhales from tumblr have moved into the house next door
>>675889418
You shall not pass
>>675889341
Alright, fine. If you're gonna be like that, be like that. We're looking for sacrifices for next week anyways.
The mail is in ... mostly junk and bills, but there's a box from Dragon Dildos Inc. addressed to Anon.
>>675889534
What do?
>>675889081
https://youtu.be/iEdBeyXGZ94
>>675888933
FUCK YOU, DID YOU DRINK MY RED BULL TOO, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM GONNA HIDE MY FOOD IN MY ROOM AND BUY A MINI FRIDGE, EVERYONE IN HERE SHOULD FUCK OFF. NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES MY SHIT IM GOING TO EXECUTE EACH OF YOU AND LEAVE YOUR BODIES IN THE FRONT YARD AS A MESSAGE NOT TO FUCKING TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
>>675889166
YOU CAN EAT MY FUCKING JESUS'S ALL YOU WANT JUST NOT MY MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE ITS
>>675876307
this house is the spot on hell for everyone living here, let's fucking move
Hey guise, can i live with you?
Okay who's been in my room ... why is the a life sized barbie doll on my bed.
FOR FUCK SAKES, ONE DAY IS ALL I ASK ... ONE DAY WITH OUT YOUR BULLSHIT.
>>675889660
>IM GONNA BUY A MINI FRIDGE
>doesn't have a personal minimarket in his room to avoid going out
should we kick this normalfag out?
>>675889639
We should convince them that houses are oppressive to wemon and let the problem resolve itself
>>675889660
Here's your thing back. Works like a charm, dude!
>>675882465
NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET MY FUCKING CHEESE ITS YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT, YOU BETTER WALK YOUR FATASS TO THE FUCKING STORE AND BUY ME 3 BOXES
>>675876307
If anyone wants me, I'll be down in the basement....fuck it, the basements already full of weeaboos
>>675890014
kek'd
Can you guys watch this for me. Thanks
>>675889660
GOOD LUCK
I ALREADY TOLD DAD ABOUT THE TIME YOU STOLE HIS CREDIT CARD TO BUY PORN
>>675890124
FUCKING KEEP IT I HAVE LIKE 3 MORE OF THOSE, NEXT TIME ASK ASSHOLE
>>675890164
the weebos are trying to summon naruto alongside satanists for lucifer?
how does that shit work out?
Guys I brought some weed. Don't fucking touch though it's mine.
>>675890253
ANON DON'T
THIS HOUSE IS MADE OF STEEL BEAMS
>>675890014
THEY DONT CARRY CHEESE ITS YOU ASSHOLE
>>675890253
I gotcha bro. What could possibly happen?
>>675889622
Yeah there're for Jimmy, give them here, I'll make sure he gets them.
I'll going to my room to .. erm sleep now.
>>675890327
>I have like three more
Yeah, I'm still using those.
>>675890273
AND IT WAS DAMN WORTH IT TOO
>>675882934
Don't worry faggots, I've bought a lion. He's a friendly lion.
>>675884787
We don't have any free beds I'm afraid you'll have to share with me
>>675877413
what the fuck, where is the pineapple, I can't fap to this.
who the fuck just fucked on the bathtub?
>>675890609
>>675890357
the baddas kitty stole your weed get rekt
I bez housemas57er fuck j00 all lololololololol
>>675890587
No
Get back up there before the neighbors find you.
/pol/ has been doing crazy shit since the elections began.
>>675876307
>>675877413
Uh we're not allow to live within 10 miles of a school, church or retirement home.
>>675890536
MOTHER FUCKER, I CANT HAVE ANYTHING TO MY SELF, I STILL HAVE ONE MORE THOUGH, ITS MY FAVORITE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND IT
>>675890811
Or Grave yard its a funny story b/ros
>>675890842
I already fucked your asshole, while you were asleep
The Queen moves in, hoping she could know her subjects a bit better.
>>675890842
I already fucked your hand, while you were asleep
>>675890811
We still get there
We just drive really damn fast.
>>675889986
Lol must have been Mat again he did that shit to me a few days ago
>>675891051
GODDAMIT WE BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE
>>675891144
With what car fuckhead
>>675882465 fucked it up
Where's the remote?!
Who had it last? -.-
>>675891275
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STEEL BEAMS
>>675890587
Finish that fucking book of yours, you silly bitch.
>>675891037
h3h3h3h3 w4t t3h flyn16 fuX R j00 5upp053d 2 bez?
>>675879896
>>675890842
Hey, I borrowed this. That's cool, right?
>>675890253
Sure, buddy lemme ju-
Fuck. FUCK.
>>675891327
Mom is gonna kill us when she gets home.
>>675878152
DON'T SHOOT ME PLEASE!!!!
Ya know I really thought this board dead but this thread made it okay in my book
>>675891022
>>675891079
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY ASSHOLE OR MY HAND FAGS, im talking about the real deal. Comecloser ill tell you..........
Its moms pussy
Dont you fuckers tell anyone, that shit is mine.
Electric
Water
Garbage
House payment
Internet
All these bills are marked final notice!!! WTF
>>675891492
I forgot about mom.
SHIT I'M GOING TO GET MY ASS WHOPPED
>>675891413
No problems here friend, actual those arent even mine, where did you get those?
>>675891492
the fuck you mean US. I know I sure as hell didn't fuck up the car
>>675891707
HIDE THE BELTS
HIDE THE HANGERS
SHOVE OVEN MITTS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
WE GONNA GET WHOOPIN'
CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP PUTTING THEIR DRAGON DILDOS IN THE FUCKING DISHWASHER
>>675891492
i didn't do shit! it was not me that started the fire on that BMW!
>>675891654
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>>675891971
Hide the hentai also.
>>675891410
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEE
>>675891037
Nah.
>>675889986
Dude too soon
>>675891614
why are you talking to a samefag as I were two different people, you took your meds right?
>>675891993
Its Mat im telling you we need to fucking kick his ass out. ALL IN FAVOR
>>675892066
>>675891848
Mom ain't gonna care who did it!
You guys know this!
I shit the bed guys...... sorry.... can someone do the laundry
guys can someone watch my milk for a second ill be right back
>>675891707
You been bad, Anon. Come here and take your medicine.
>>675891993
I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME ANON
MY DRAGON DILDO IS UP MY ASS
NOT ON THE DISWASHER
>>675889182
this gif is literally from tumblr
This is what /b/ has become
>>675892235
Let's lock him in uncle Mac's basement again.
>>675892235
yeah fuck matt, the faggot never paid rent anyways
>>675892375
fuck wrong thread
mommy doesn't give me as many good boy points as you guys. why is life unfair
>>675878988
virginities?
who would want to though
>>675892182
YES YOU FUCKING TWAT DID YOU?
>>675892277
c-can i put my dick in it
>>675891654
Meh, we'll get the in-house jewellery to sort them out, think I last saw him chained up in the outside shower room ... which is funny because I'm pretty sure we don't have a shower room.
Well if you can't find him ask that ugly jew bitch in the attic.
>>675892277
i am going to shit in that milk and you can't do anything about it, anon.
>>675892255
Fuck, your right. We can't do anything about the car, but can someone PLEASE CLEAN UP THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK >>675881042
>>675881436
Fagget, Jimmy has been here for years
hey guys, i'm femanon the new maid, can i ask everyone to get the fucking dildos out of the dishwasher so i can clean? thank you
>>675892421
>>675892424
Do you guys think this will do, he'll either want to move or out or clean up his act, uf he doesn't MORE PONIES WILL DIE
>>675892860
yeah, but you have to show tits or gtfo
>>675892523
Jew* fucking jew phone
>>675892860
the trash is not mine
>>675892629
fug j00 a55h0l3 y h8 ch0c0l17 m1lk
>>675891790
Oh you know. I found them.
>>675892933
that's perfect. MATT, GET THE FUCK OUT
HELLO EVERYBODY!
WE JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR!!!
>>675892992
since the tumblr feminists are our neighbors..
EQUALITY!
dick or gtfo
>>675892860
THERE FUCKING MAT'S DILDOS YOU DUMB CUNT, IF YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN IM GONNA RAPE YOU.
Wut the fuck is going on
Guys theres a shark in here with tits, What do?! ;-;
>>675893122
HELO WALCUM 2 THE NEIGHBOR HUD XDDDDD LOLZ RAWR WANNA SEE MY PONIES
>>675893022
HAY JOE WE R GOINK TO HOWIEY END U CNAT CUM CUZ U SUK
>>675893122
d1ndu g0 n 574y g0 b4 1 pwn j00r 455
>>675893164
i asked first
why is my ps4 gone
someone clean the chocolate milk before mom spanks us
>>675876307
I call the basement, The faptory where I distrubute loads and loads of jizzim
>>675892860
fuck off tranny
>>675893184
Oh but be careful, if you rape me i might like it :)
>>675893122
NIGGERS, EVERYONE GET THEIR TORCHES AND BED SHEETS, TOMMY GO GET THE FUCKING CROSSES
>>675893022
I don't fucking hate the chocolate milk I hate that it's on my chair. Tell me, when you came in here did you see a sign that said "spilled milk storage" on my chair?
>>675893373
I hope you get banned faggot
>>675893443
oh no they found out
guys i'm scared, what if we run out of tendies?? we wasted all our gbp in chocolate milk
>>675893500
YOUR GONNA LIKE WHEN I SHOVE THIS FAR COCK IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY, YOU DIRTY WHORE
>>675893557
I bet someone misread the dead nigger storage sign.
>>675893666
CCHHHHEEECCCCKKKK THEMMMMMMMM
and yes i'll love it, fucking try me
>>675893613
i don't mind you taking it but there was no note. my privacy has been breached.
>>675893557
NIGGER!
shit. guys, has anybody seen my rope and my dead baby fleshlight? i thought i left them downstairs but i can't find them :(
>>675893122
Welcome! Could you help me tie these for pieces of rope to this tree?
What for you ask??
You'll see later, we've having a party. You'll love it, we all dress up as ghost and you just come as you are.
It'll be a night to die for
>>675893779
More like your pubeacy has been bleached, queer.
goddamit who is having sex in the bathroom i want to shower
>>675893557
I saw teh sign, sign is rite fuxxing there
>>675893666
> shove this far cock
kek
>>675893958
i think i saw someone squanchin with them in the closet.
>>675893716
>>675893834
You can call me names whenever you want but SOMEONE PLEASE CLEAN THAT SHIT UP BEFORE MOM GETS HOME!!
someone is giving birth to a pineapple in the living room
>>675893061
OH SHIT DUDE MAT HUNG HIMSELF IN THE BACK YARD, MOMS GONNA KILL US, WE NEED TO BURY HIM IN THE BACKYARD AND SAY HE RAN AWAY, THEN WHEN PEOPLE COME AROUND ASKING WE'LL SAY MOM AND DAD WOULD BEAT HIM AND TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT AND THAT HE HUNG HIMSELF AND THEY TOLD US TO BURY HIM
>>675894223
can i have the placenta? i need it for an experiment
>>675893045
Riiiigght
i forgot to take my meds brb
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