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Seppuku guy is back. Welcome newfags and oldfags of my thread.

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Seppuku guy is back. Welcome newfags and oldfags of my thread. (Yes this is OP) Stream is starting soon my friends. "Off to Valhalla shiny and gold."
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Add me in the screencap column bc I'm first
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link?
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>>675875139
Shiny and chrome?
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link or gtfo
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>>675875139
Don't do it OP
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>>675875312
Ur gay lol
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dont do it D:
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>>675875428
tinychatDOTcomSLASHstoned4life20
I have not started yet we need a bigger thread and I need to make arrangements
>>675875544
It started in the first thread I made. Mad max thing.
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What is op doing
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>>675875745
I will be performing the art of sepukku
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Lurkin
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fucking malware nigger
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keep thread alive
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>>675875972
nigga its fuckin tinychat kill yourself like OP
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>>675875743
Link confirmed by anybody or is op full of shit?
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>>675876068
I have already said I am not starting yet.
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waiting...
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If dubs, OP tells us his waifu so we can remember him when we fap
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someone record it i want this shit forever
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>>675876158
So when do u wanna start?
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Dont do it man
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do you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
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>>675876432
In half an hour or if the thread gets better sooner
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>>675875139
niggers first
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someone link me it fucking windows is blocking it wtf
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>>675875139
Cuck
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>>675876323
Yuri Nakamura
Idgaf if dubs or not I love her.
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>>675876608
Whatcha think? Crazy shit going down tonight again eh...?
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And now we play the waiting game....
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>>675875139
There is no such thing as seppuku, without the tools of a samurai
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>>675876847
I have been hyping this up all day so hopefully.
Anyone screencap the first thread I made? I want all the threads screencaped.
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keep thread alive while waiting
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If dubs you dont do it
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someone post link again
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>>675877069
Guess I gotta do it now huh?
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If singles, you do it.
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>>675877012
Anything else u want? How old r u /b/ro?
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boy you better
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>>675877116
tinychatDOTcomSLASHstoned4life20
I will not be streaming for little bit now
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You better deliver, anon.
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>>675877282
You ain't gonna do it, even if you try, it will hurt too bad
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>>675877242
I really want Victoria back. But it's over and shes gone. I am 18 almost fresh 18 too march 10th is my bday
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Any caps from last thread?
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This so gay, why are you faggots buying into this attention cucks threads
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>>675877440
Where u from?
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>>675877417
ya op doesnt have the conviction of a gook and has lost all hiss honor just being on 4chan
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>>675877417
Knife through heart in and out? Pass out in seconds and die a few minutes later? It wont hurt that much.
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>>675877440
>18
>killing yourself
nigga you're a fetus but whatever dude do you
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>>675877545
Halifax, NS
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>>675875745
Sucking dicks like always
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tinychat linked is fake and gay do not take b8
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>>675877440
ho's come and go just fap to anime like the rest of us you drama cunt
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>>675877705
Ignore this faggot
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>>675877310
Every year, the day the rover landed it plays Happy Birthday To You to itself.
Still better than my parties
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>>675877595
That's not sepuku, seppuku is across the gut so the spill, your talk in about some bitch Juliet stuff, or pussy Eliot Smith shit
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>>675877649
U got a pic of Victoria? Would like to kno if it's worth it
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>>675876974
And a Kaishakunin!
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>>675877705
fuck you mean nigger
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>>675877881
Isn't it curiosity which plays itself happy birthday?
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Bumping, I want to watch OP kill himself because I'm an edgy newfag.
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op doesnt have the knife even for committing the gook's act
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>>675877794
anime is okay. I am not a "drama cunt." I decided to die and being an oldfag I decided to share it with you /b/ros.
>>675877910
yeah and looks are not everything but she is beautiful.
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Op is taking long as fucking shit. The tinychat is bullshit
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>>675878696
>him.jpg
there fixed that for ya
>oldfag
>18yo
pick one
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>>675878956
>Her
Her short hair is cute. Better there a fuckin trap.
As for oldfag I used 4chan underage you goon
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OP is not doing it. End of story, no buts.
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How many people do you need until delivrar, op?
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>>675879214
Not people anymore. Waiting for parents to fall asleep.
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OP IS YOU STILL HERE
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>>675879326
I have always been here
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>>675878696
what the fuck this kid uses opera

i dont know what to say
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>>675875139
>Seppuku guy is back

>back

Op was a faggot and wussed out the first time. Now he's back to make sure he finishes the job of pussying out.
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>>675878696
>current year
>opera
kill yourself
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>>675879445
what? I don't like chrome
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>>675879289
are your parents really so shitty that you are willing to scar them permanently by killing yourself a few feet away?
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>>675879608
No but I am a fucking retard. Do you honestly think I'm thinking of anything besides what death feels like?
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>>675879524
kek that's his plan
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>>675879787
kill yourself
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>>675879751
what do you think is gonna happen when you stab yourself you lurch in pain your parents will notice call 911 and you'll prolly be fine then you'll be in a hospital on suicide watch for a while, while they force drugs into you until they are fully convinced you are no longer suicidal
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>>675880232
You got a better plan?
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>>675879873
nah m9 i'm good
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>>675880326
Jump off something high, head first, and not into water
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>>675880232
if he stabs himself in the heart there is nothing anyone can do. he'll bleed out in a minute.
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>>675880326
yeah fap to anime until you find a freakishly boy like female with short hair
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>>675880232
yup.
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>>675880453
probably less than that.
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You're gonna regret it man, don't do it
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Honestly, all jokes aside, don't do it, you might just hurt yourself, you might die, but I do promise this, it gets better, just focus on getting a job and your own place, and the pussy will flow in, I bet you can even find a girl with the same name
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>>675880659
how the fuck is a dead guy going to regret anything?
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>>675880844
Oh god if he tries to kill himself he might die!
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Commit sudoku instead.
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>>675880844
>all jokes aside
it never really gets better don't lie to the dude
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>>675875139
op = fag didn't deliver
bait of the year
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all you fags need to shut the fuck up, the man's made up his mind to get you all riled up and not deliver and that's exactly what he's going to do
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>>675875139
Valhalla by suicide?

Yeah cause killing yourself is so fucking brave and valiant...
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sigh, faggot has food, clothing shelter, computers, and all other shit, also youth but wants to kill himself. The West is too spoilt.
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op is a faggot. great hitler speach though
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>>675876584
fuck
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Turtle why no tits?
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OP is a confirm faggot
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>>675881463
>material objects=happiness
>being this retarded
the east is so damn stupid
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>>675880659
>You're gonna regret it man
You aren't very good at this, are you?
P.S Do it OP I'm bored.
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is it illegal to try to convince him to go through with it?
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Do it
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>>675881817
ye i'm pretty sure
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>>675881703
material object do cause happiness for those who don't have, spoilt mouhfucka
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don't do it OP...your life will get better it's not worth ending it over some cunt. I'm sure you are some depressed faggot and I don't care u still haven't lived life

>>675875139
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>>675881888
:(
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>>675881929
short term happiness maybe not real satisfaction and contentedness
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>>675877649
Eyyyyy, Halifax bro. Can I come watch?
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>>675882178
fuck yeah satisfaction and contentedness. Ppl who have enough. When muhfuckas have too much they can spit the spiritual spit that jive about money not being important. poor faggots disagree
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he's from halifax canada, literally the only good thing that can physically happen to him is killing himself.
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>>675882662
or producing some rehtaeh parsons nudes
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Come on dude. forget Seppuku.
run into the woods. survive without money.
it will be much funnier
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Man seppuku is booring.
Sleep at all hunted houses you can get too and wait for the one that kills you. it will be like Russian roulette. much more fun and exciting
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>>675883298
that would be the best/coolest/most original way to do it - drive as far from civilization as you can, bring pliers to destroy ur car battery and phone. Boom done. Even better to it in the cold, be quicker anyway. Then you will know if you actually want to die or not.
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OP didn't deliver gg
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OP can I have your laptop and all your shit? not like you gonna need it
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