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Handc(l)ock thread.

Post yours, niggers (No G-Shit)
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>>675854791
Gayest watch ever. Way too big and cumbersome. Only there so people can go "Oh you have a watch". Nigga you've got a cellphone with a clock on it. Stop being a faggot.
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>>675855291
I agree.
I have a pocket watch and hardly ever take it with me anywhere due too the fact that there are clocks on literally fucking everything.
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>>675854791
Seriosly, it says "only the brave" on your watch. What are you thinking
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>>675855782
I bet you grab your fedora every time you disgusting faggot. A pocket watch? Really? Stop trying to be "unique" and think you're living in an animu or vidya. Grow up.
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>>675854791

>3 bar
>never seen above 1.013 bar
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Who the fuck wears a watch
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>>675854791
I've a Diesel around that size but FUCK little boy... your arm is way too small for that shit. Everyone is going to see the watch. Why do you want to point out that your forearm is the size of a 12 year old girls? Here's some advice... put that shit in a box, hit the gym for about 4 years THEN pull it back out and start wearing it.
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>>675856152
literally said I do not take it with me anywhere?
Yes a pocket watch. Does it upset you that I am "unique" as you say?

Nor do I think living in animu or vidya, considering I don't know what you are ranting about.
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>>675856152
Says he doesn't usually take it with him and you don't strap a pocket watch to your wrist.

Maby he uses it because he realises how much of a faggot he would look like with a wrist watch unless he's taking it out and checking it all the time not really a bad thing pretty practical.
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This.
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>>675856933
Pretty nice don't like the blue tho should be white like the other details.
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>>675856933
That's like 20 dollars on walmart bro, go get it.
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>>675857278
I personally love black with blue. Probably my favorite color combination after silver and blue.
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>>675857393

Link pls. Ill return mine and get the 20$ one instead.
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>>675857852
It does have a certain flair to it but I prefer the subtler two tone of black and white it's a true classic.
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this is me

>>675854791
gay as hell and probably over priced

>>675856933
overpriced, kind of edgy
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>>675858340
I like the amphibians with the red/blue dots around the face. I'm planning on getting one of those soon.
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Smartwatches OK? Chink shit, $10, but I don't miss texts anymore.
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>>675854791
is this bait?
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>wears a fedora watch
>looks down on g watches
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>>675854791
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I'm wearing this one right now. It's interesting as it's the first automatic fully created by machine. It looks sleek too. It's not my daily driver, but I have a few Swatches because they are fun pieces to wear with summer or casual outfits and you don't have to worry too much about them.
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>>675858663
gay as fuck mayne what the fuck
its supposed to look good, you look like one of those nerds with a fucking calculator on their wrist in the 90s
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>>675857393
kek that watch is worth about $150USD
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>>675859382
>worth $150USD
no, it really isn't
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This is my watch
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>>675859359
You really are that much of a faggot
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>>675854791

>current year
>wearing watches

Jesus Christ, Anon. Was being a faget part of your plan?
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>>675859382
Yep you're definitely fully fucking autistic if you think a fossil is worth $150. They're marketed towards guidos and florida folks for a reason. I bet you're the type of faggot that bought a $120 Invicta because it was on sale, and the list price was $950 so you got a really good deal.
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>>675860154
>current year
>being this much of a millennial
Literally the worst group of twats in recorded history
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>>675859367
Notifications, calls, music control
Form > Function
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that watch is bigger than your fucking hand OP, looks ridiculous
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>>675860236

Fossil watches are garbage but they aren't really expensive to begin with
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>>675860428
>I'm 15 and I listen to nirvana.
>I was so born in the wrong decade
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>>675860615
Yeah but I rather get a Seiko, Citizen, or Orient for the price of some Fossils. I wouldn't pay more than $75 for a fossil watch.
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>>675854791
nigger tier
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>>675860941

damn dude how do you get a citizen for the same price? i can only find decent used stuff for that price range. am canadian tho
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>>675861163
Check The Bay's clearance section. Good stuff does pop up there every so often.
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>>675856696
*tips fedora*
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dis is mine
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>>675860459
not for jewellery
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>>675861158
comrade
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>>675861255
good tip, i'll check it out.

I went into Fossil and Guess the other day, the watches look decent under the counter but then you pick one up and realize it's weightless chinese garbage
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>>675861361

yup
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Watched are for fags
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>>675854791
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>>675861158
>>675861550
also have this
my taste may be poor but those two are perfect to me
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MK wife´s gift.......also a TW steele at home
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>>675861847
Fuck you Garmin 230 lyfe
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>>675861432
I know it's a fossil, but it's a nice diver for only $70, I got it at the clearance section.
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>>675859359
That looks like a watch a child would wear
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>>675862078
looks okay anon
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>>675861750

limp wrist faggot detected
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>>675861996
i like it too
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>>675854791
>no g shit
>proceeds to post a garbage tier fashion brand
>tfw the g shits have 20bar resist and lots of functionality, and your 3bar diesel looks like a McDonald's happy meal Spy-kids watch
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>>675861897

>>a guy wearing a Michael Kors watch, that skull ring, faggot confirmed

does your wife also give it to you up your faggot ass?
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>>675862559
i like the ring on that one
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>>675862559
+
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>>675862690
>and your 3bar diesel looks like a McDonald's happy meal Spy-kids watch

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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All gayshit except
>>675862559
>>675862748
>>675862751
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>>675862751
Seiko divers are solid watches. How much did you get yours for? Also have you looked into getting a nato band for it? I think they look better on nato strap.
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>>675862559
Awww Fuck I gotta go, it's plane o'clock
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You are all faggots.
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My orient is a very good automatic watch. Love it
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>>675854791
Here you go nigger
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>>675863008
kek'd
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Just this.
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>>675860154
You'll learn Lil boy
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>>675863119
Citizen Nighthawk!! Is that the Japanese model? That shit is hard as fuck to find stateside.
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>>675861750
Why do you part your arm hair
Are you a gay faggot
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>>675854791
amidoinitright
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>>675862951
i got it for 230 euros on ebay :-) ( its the "special edition 38mm )
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>>675863412
Stale
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>>675854791
Fucking watch for millennials - pathetic, just like you, millennial.
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>>675863245
What time is it
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>>675863584
just like this fuckin thread
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>>675863669
And a watch
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>>675862751
>>675862559
>>675861851
>>675861550
>>675861158
>>675858340
solid.

The rest is trash
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>>675863846
Nobody cares :)
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>>675854791
Get /fit/ niggers
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Mine
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>>675863939
Fuckin retard forgot to add the pic
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>>675863702
bulova accutron II snorkel black and red. only watch with a perfectly smooth continuously sweeping second hand
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Solid watch. Had it for 4 years and still going strong. Fossil usually delivers.
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>>675864135
>avoiding the question
Obvious cuck detected
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>>675854791
That's the gayest shit i've ever seen. I bet it goes well with your "Hey I own a super huge piece of shit and I wear it on my wrist" tshirt.
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>>675854791
fucking basement gnomes dont know about style
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Since not a single fucker in this thread has a remotely decent watch, can we start posting watches we would like to own. I'm looking to get one soon, maybe omega, give me some inspiration /b. Also, don't go daft, I'm not going to spend more than around 5-7k on a watch.
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it is a beauty
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>>675864178
> Had it for 4 years and still going strong

it fucking better be
i have my grandfathers watch (Omega) still "going strong" after 100 years
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>>675858629
get a a nato strap for it, the steel bracelets are shiet.
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for 50 bucks its a great watch
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>>675854791
might as well wear a bell tower clock around your neck while youre at it
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>>675864592
What the everlasting fuck it this piece of shit supposed to be?

Fuel?
Gallons?
KG?

wtf man
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ITT: Grab your dads watch and put it on so you can impress da /b/ros!!!

>>675863412
Underrated post
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>>675862169
do you know anything about watches?
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>>675864709
You and your grandpa sound like some pretty cool guys, anon. Props.
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>>675863106
hot dammm whats that watch on ur wrist?
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>>675864931
E6-B Aviation slide rule you cuck. For pilots.
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>>675865192
Is that for the days you sit in your car and play pilot?
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>>675865192
are you a pilot?
besides what modern aircraft doesnt have these kind of instruments build in
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>>675858762
>This guy
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>>675861897
MK
> The HM/other cheap counterfeiter to brands.
Wouldn't even wear or use any products made by MK.
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>>675862704
hahahha that ring is another gift from my son so thats why i always use it
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>>675865470
it looks cool and is functional too
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Mine. Pretty happy with it.
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>>675865881
>Nomos for Homos
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>>675865730
>it looks cool
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>>675854791
What the fuck is this retarded garbage?
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>>675866101
>â–¶
what do wear faggot?
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>>675865333
Ooh that's a nice watch. Checked too
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>>675854791
It's the same size as your hand, I would avoid talking to anyone with a watch like that.
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>>675866427
>triggered
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every single watch in this entire thread is shit
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this is my watch
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>>675866561
Beautiful watch. How much do those run?
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>>675866427
>>675864496
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>>675866651
got mine for my 18th bday at the time it was 4000$ in norwegian kroner but now its like 4500$ limited edition only 1965 pieces in steel and like 150 in red gold i think.
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>>675866737
boring and plain. looks like another cookie cutter watch. are you over the age of 50 by chance?
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>>675864178
nah man, breitling is much better
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got this a few weeks ago
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>wristwatch
>not just looking out the window when wanting to check how many bongs it is
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>>675867178
ugly af
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>>675867256
looks good on my wrist
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>>675858340
Plastic/10
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My current watch. Suits my needs
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>>675867137
Well yeah, there are plenty of better watches than Fossil out there, but as a mid-tier watch they've served me well over the years.
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>>675867569
Fossil is not mid-tier. Fossil is a walmart watch. It's nothing.
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Bell & Ross $4000. Yes, as a matter of fact I am rich. Yes, I do get fine pussy.
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>>675867569
would still pick casio over fossil tbh
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So far all your watches are shit. Doesn't come close to mine.
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>>675867711
looks like a cheapshit version of a pebble

killyourselffaggot.png
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>>675867711
still not better than my breitling emergency running for around 16k usd
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>>675867711
love the little thing in the corner of the pic.
does it come with every fake pic, faggot?
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>>675867711
>rich
No, you're not

>fine pussy
Your hand isn't a pussy bruh.
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>>675868041
this
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>>675865881
Please post the sexy caseback anon.

Watchmaker anon reporting in.
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>>675868087
kek
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>>675867078
its called style
maybe in 6 years time when you are an adult you will recognize it

in the meantime, enjoy pretending to be a pilot
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>>675867689
Don't shop at Walmart so I wouldn't know. Sounds like you have more experience shopping for watches at Walmart than me.
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Pice semi-related.
I have one of these in rose gold.
Nice, small and slim so it doesn't hang up on my shirtsleeve and look like a big cancerous tumor on my wrist.
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Omega speedmaster professional
~2500€
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>>675867711
I can't believe some fell for that. This is a new low.

0/10 fishing in a barrel, here's your 3.
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>>675868221
looks like a faggot time piece tbh,
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>>675856580
>your arm is way too small for that shit.

All you see is his fucking wrist you fucking idiot.
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Omg OP, you must be 1.6m
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>>675868381
You would know, wouldn't you?
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femfag here. I got this designer-looking shit for my bday after my Timex Ironman Triathlon died. I actually hate it but this is all I got. This, and my mom's terrible taste in watches.
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>>675863369
It just grows like that
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This. I don't give a fuck how ugly it is if it works, and that's the statement I want my watch to make.
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>>675863155
I have that same watch but mine is 9 years old it looks beat up but it actually adds a rustic look to it really good watch and can last through some hard shit.
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>>675868573
>Timex Ironman Triathlon
who are you? 12 yo cod player?
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>>675854791
GLANDING IS THAT YOU FAM?!?
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>>675860428
>being this much of a millennial

If you were born 1982 and after, you're considered a millennial. If you are born before 1982, you need to GTFO, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING OLD TO BE HERE.
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>>675868844
close
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If you actually studied something that made you smart you wouldn't buy that stupid luxury item in 2000+16.

Bet you're not half your dad but you got so many ''traditions'' from him.
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>>675868724
you can be one of two things:
1. a pretty cool dude, pretty social, a bit geeky but he makes up for it with his wits and stuff.
2. a fucking awkward loner in his moms basement.

you decide
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Got this watch from my grandpa, still probably works better than most shit in this thread.
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>>675869004
I'd like to think of myself as the first one. I don't live with my parents so that's a start I guess.
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>>675868844
I was 14, yeah. And lazy as fuck. Also didn't have a smartphone yet.
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Get mad. I am a shitlord.
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>>675869142
pretty good guess, if i should say myself
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>>675869134
i suppose so
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>>675868450
>>your arm is way too small for that shit.

>All you see is his fucking wrist you fucking idiot.

The wrist is part of the arm you fucking idiot
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>>675865881
I have the Rodina knockoff, with a milanese strap. Decent replica, but damn man I'm jealous.
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>>675864496
You're right. Tissot is great watches. These niggers posting american made shit watches. Tissot, Certina, Victorinox are the best watches in my opinion! Swiss and Japenese nothing else
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>>675868573
>my mom's terrible taste in watches
>mom's terrible taste
>terrible taste
>studded leather bracelet

kek
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>>675863119
want
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casio!
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>>675868724
I'm wearing that right now. Good job, us
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>>675869103
Nigger. Fossil is a relative new brand, started 1987. That watch is just shit compared to a tissot
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Got this one from an old GF. Never was much of a watch wearer but I definitely grew liking in the simplicity/class of this it.
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>>675868724
>making a statement with your watch
you're just as bad
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>>675864850
Why are you buying a Weekender for more than $25 bucks?? I bought mine from woot for like $15 and then got a leather zulu from Crown and Buckle for like another $10-15. Way less than your $50 for a disposable watch.
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how do i get into selling weed??
in an highschool environment preferably.
also drug dealing advice/dealers in general
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Currently wearing a new Tissot Quickster I got today.
In the box are a Hamilton Khaki officer Auto, Seiko Solar Pepsi bezel, Orient Mako, HMT Pilot, a G shock, Casio Edifice chrono and a cheap think with a storm trooper on the dial.

Nice mixture of Swiss, Japanese, formal and relaxed.

Not taking photo because am lazy fuck
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My watch, it may only be a 400$ watch, but it's still a better brand then Fossil and other american shit
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I found this watch at the gym, is it for male or female
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>>675869926
Yeah, I guess so, but hey, at least mine is cheap.
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>>675869636

thats a nice one
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>>675865997
kek'd
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>>675869769
I know a guy who has one of those, and he is gay.
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>>675869728

is this a real watch? that's pretty neat but would look really shitty on your wrist
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>>675870140
sell it parks and public transport. ask random plp if they want some goood shit
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Odd that I've been wanting to buy a watch and this bread pops up.

I have a dive watch, it works great, but i want something I can use for everyday, something I won't mind getting banged up. Something fairly inexpensive.

Can anyone recommend a simple and functional digital watch? Something simple, not too many functions. I've had fitness watches and hated them because really, I just want a fairly standard operation.

Anyone think they can help me?
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>>675870313
evrybody gay times
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>>675869660
>Me chilling at home
>Mom calls
>"I thought I'll to buy a new watch for your bday, what color do you want, pink or black?"
>but mom
>im an adult
>....
>chooses black
>ends up with watch that's too big for my wrist even when doubled, also makes it impossible to tell the exact time
>whatevs
>uses phone
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>>675870176

female, female watches tend to have slim bands. is it wood?
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>>675858663
Looks functional. You're the least autistic person here
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Swatch, built like a tank. Bought it 8 years ago as a broke 17-year-old, hasn't really crossed my mind to buy anything more upmarket.
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>>675868724
Buy enough of those and you'll end up on a literal watchlist. It's the preferred watch for ISIS since they are almost always used in making IEDs and other bombs. There are stories about it.
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>>675866620
I have a nexus 5 too. Best watch
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I have a guess watch which strangely enough has a really fucking amazing stainless steel band on it. the time piece is ok at best but i haven't tried on a watch since that feels as comfortable, even watches double the price
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how do i get into selling weed??
in an highschool environment preferably.
also drug dealing advice/dealers in general
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>>675863969
Good looking anon
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>>675870562
yep it is
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>>675870909
Not even at 20 dollars?

That must be some comfy shit.
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>>675858663
>>675870580
Now that's pretty autistic of you.
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>>675864876
Don't give him ideas.
Knowing that faggot he'll do it.
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>>675856507
Rich and important people ;)
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>>675870313
Must be an anomaly because I am watching some very straight pornography right now
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>>675858762
Fucking awesome!
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>>675870513
Just get a G shock, if you want something that can take a beating and still keep working you can't go wrong.
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>>675871050

I'm talking $500 plus watches, it's saved me from impulse buying that shit because it somehow makes those feel like shit. i could care less about the movement of the time piece
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>>675861897
horrible everything is fucking horrible you fucking faggot. your wedding ring looks like fucking ass.
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>>675870391
Yeah and it's about a billion dollars. All belt driven, super neat. That being said, a little nutso for everyday use imo
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Bit classy, not too expensive for students
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Here is my watch. It is the most expensive Bulova but its pretty shit tier compared to my Philippe Patek.
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>>675871576

i'd buy that just for a collection piece, i've never seen belts before. i bet it keeps pretty terrible time though you must need to tension the belts over time
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>>675856507
me. because I'm not allowed to keep a phone with me during uni exams.
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So many tiny-wristed children in this thread making 38mm dials look gigantic. Jesus.
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>>675856933
>fossil
LOL!
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>>675870391
Yes it's real, and it's only about 15 grand.
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>>675861750
I agree.
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>>675854791
Top tier
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>>675868724

Currently wearing its older brother at 50m for health and cleaning reasons. Say what you will about these retro looking watches, if I break it I am out $10. No big deal.

INB4 its ugly as fuck, its timekeeping is the standard for all timepieces. And it holds time better than watches 1000's of times more costly. You faggots mad?
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>>675860837
B&
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>>675871808
what pesetas?
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>>675871693
'FOR MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY'

Fuck off faggot.
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>>675871693
Can you please send me $100 on paypal it would mean alot to me. Thank you brother

PayPal.Me/tscott11
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>>675871880

best watch in thread imo. new epaper design, pretty sharp anon
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>>675854791

Just got my PAM back from servicing, 60mm goodness, I just need to put a strap on it.
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>>675858663
U8?
I ordered one a while ago, should get here in a couple weeks. Not expecting much for $14 CAD (thanks economy)

Any good?
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>>675858762
>>675863300
>>675863969
>>675867137
>>675867178
>>675869728
The only decent ones in this thread.
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>>675871976
>INB4 its ugly as fuck
I feel that at this point it's not even ugly anymore, if only because of how classic it is.
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3511.50 japan only edition
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Those Diesel's are riculously big. Get something in a classier size like this.
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>>675871693
Oohhh you drive an M3?
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>>675861851
Nice
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All of these are fucking dogshit.

How fucking poor is /b/!

>Archie just killed himself
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surprisingly this is the cringiest thread ive seen in a long time, im getting off 4chan now you guys are fucking losers.
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>>675872425
nice, exactly my style of watch
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Here's mine
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>>675872136
13500
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>>675872607

do you think anyone gives a shit?
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>>675872395

Not just on these image threads but most of the watch groups all scoff at the old casios, but if you go and read stories about Mountain Climbers and extreme sports type search and rescue missions, these fucking watches are the only thing that ends up working in the end. If it wasnt for so many hipsters wearing them it probably wouldnt be so bad.

I have the 50m because of working in the medical industry I have to be able to wash and scrub it. Not going to wear anything more than a $10 watch if I may have to throw it away because of MRSA or CDIF.

Pic is what I want to get.
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People still wear watches?


lol
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>>675859359

Love the sistem51... almost bought one but the fact they cannot be opened for maintenance is a bummer. Also plastic face scratches too easily.
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Why do you faggots wear watches in the first place?
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>>675871976
>implying high-cost mechanical watches are about being accurate instead of precision craftsmanship
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>>675872870
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>>675865881
Awesome
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNhk2vbOrC0
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>>675872516
No it's the M5. It's my favorite car of mine to drive. E39 02 M5. Like if I park at the mall or in the garage at my work I have had like 5 people offer money for it. Apparently a clean one is hard to find nowadays.
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>>675872816
haha thats a 150euro watch faggit
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>>675859758
I used to wear one of those carnival grabber watches as well when I was 8
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>>675871976
what you mean?
>"standard"
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10 bucks, surprised me tbh
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>>675873083
Did it come with the movie prop money?
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>>675872984

not even baiting, i cant even remember the last time i seen someone wearing a giant nigger watch
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>>675872870

you fucking blind? the world doesn't only compose of edgy 13 year olds like yourself
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>>675872950

If you buy a luxury watch that cant hold time, its the same as buying an upscale escort that can't fuck. Luxury watches are inferior in timekeeping compared to $10 Casios, and you faggots know it.
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Literally just got it today. I love it. Got a HELLA deal but that's because Im close with the chick who works there.
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>>675873138

The watch companies compare the timekeeping capabilities to these lower line, easily found digital casios because they +/- 1 second a day. Nothing in the realm of luxury watches is even close to that.
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>>675862748

Love this creamsicle snorkel. Looking to pick up this colour myself but waiting for a good price online. Too expensive buying retail here in Canada.
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>>675871880
Damn anon looking sharp
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>>675873317

can't hold time meaning it's a second out after a year of running? OH FUCKING NO THE WORLD WILL END ALL WE"LL ALL BECOME GIANT FAGGOTS LIKE THIS GUY
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never gonna change it
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T A C T I C A L
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>>675872928
Yeah thats why it's a throwaway but its a first in watchmaking history. Plastic watches are incredibly easy to get the scratches off. A lil white toothpaste and a lil buff will take out most of the casual scratches. The Swatch warm rebel is another great swatch for half the cost of the Sistem51. It actually has the same movement of a Tissot etc.

Here is a really good review that explains why they are a good buy for what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHEAoV9B7vs
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>>675864496
Nice, i have a similar one
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>>675873317
most high end watches (shit, even cheap but well-made watches like Seiko 5) are accurate within seconds over the course of a day. Enjoy your 10 dollar watch though.
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>>675873581

No. Its a second +/- per day of running. I prefer not having to constantly worry about setting it, like my automatic watches I have owned that lose 4-6 minutes a day. Its preference. I dont need anything feature wise aside from what I get from a beater.
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>>675872950

Wait, isn't precision craftsmanship demonstrated through accurate time keeping?
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>>675873652
looks a bit rednecky tbh
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>>675873317

Yeah a quartz piece will be more accurate everyone knows that, but I'd rather wear a watch that looks really good over a watch that screams "I'm a failure at life", like the Casio, or worse, just check the phone like a peasant without a watch.
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Last clock i had, with 19
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>>675871693

>those fake ass bills
>that old ass bimmer
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most casios has + 1 sec a week
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>>675873485

i doubt rolex engineers sit around marveling over the casio time keeping abilities when everyone has a portable computer in their pocket that is constantly updated to actual standard time
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>>675873485
Uh, my SARB065 loses 2-3 seconds a day and doesn't make me look like a man child if I wear it with a suit.
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>>675873293

i just check my phone like a normal person, not some nigger who buys a 200 dollar watch and flaunts around like jamal didndu
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>>675873959

I meant digital vs mechanical. Not quartz and I should have said that but I figured most people that know about watches would already know that.

>>675873939
And yeah you would think that right? But I have seen videos on uber expensive watches I will never own then they start talking about how its losing or gaining time everyday? Im like fuck that. Ill take an Osama watch over that any day of the week.
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genuinely surprised nobody has posted any HYT yet...
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>>675871693
E39 M5
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>>675873939

Most abide to the Controle Officiel Suisse des Chronomètres, look it up and you'll understand what it means.
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>>675872950
>be me
>buy expensive pistol
>"it has superior craftsmanship"
>fast forward a week
>someone breaks into my house
>he's armed with a shit tier pistol
>"lol, prolly didn't even cost that much"
>whip out my superior craftsmanship sidearm of glory
>pop off a few rounds
>first two miss, third jams and stovepipes the barrel
>mfw no more hands
>invader shoots me five times with shit tier weapon
>i go down
>"superior craftsmanship" i whisper as he makes off with my tv
>i bleed out before i can call for help
>at least my pistol wasn't cheap, lol
>mfw
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>>675871693
the only shit you got is an old ass car and some fake money napkins
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>>675873083
Bullshit it's an M5. Pic with timestamp now. If it is, I'll buy it from you.
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I'd love to own pic related, but it was a limited series that I discovered after it was sold out. Even though Uniform Wares produce very similar watches from the same series, I love this one the most.
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Muh watch i recently got
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>>675873948
*tacticool
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>>675874235

watches are fashion you dumb fuck, as much as that useless longboard you walk around with all day long at high school
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>>675874272
>compares guns to watches
>expects a remotely logical comparison
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>>675874236
>quartz

You do realize quartz applies to both analog AND digital, but of course you knew that, right? Gotta love peasants.
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this thread
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>>675864496
>style
>tissot
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>>675861361

Vostok Kommandirskie reporting in, also ADIDAS and telnyashka,
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>>675874553
Battery powered digital vs Automatic mechanical
Is that fucking better? Christ you faggots are annoying sometimes.
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>>675874798
if watches could squat
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>>675874674

To be fair they copy their form from Patek Calatrava's
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>>675874674
>Implying tissot doesn't make good tier watches
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>>675874098
>1 second a week
My G-shock syncs with the Atomic clock every night. It hasn't gained or lost a second in over 4 years.
Get on my level you faggots
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Just some basic shit. Want to buy a vintage Rolex similar what Che used.
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>>675873083
>>675874260
It's a fucking M3, not an M5. The base of the steering wheel where the M emblem is should be fatter/wider. Thus, this proves that this is an M3.
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>>675874515
the argument works friend. trading functionality for price is never smart. just because your watch was made in sweden by hans the precision craftsman doesn't make it better than my cheap watch that actually holds time better.

that, was my point. just cos something is expensive doesn't make it better than the thing that actually functions.
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>>675873103
>haha thats a 150euro watch faggit
Yeah 150euro=15000usd okay
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>>675874895

approved by putin
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EDC watch
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>>675875013
You need a level of skill to use a gun well, you need an arm to use a watch. The argument doesn't work. If you're happy with a digital Casio then more power to you.
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>>675874965
if it have radio sure , but if not it gain a sec /week
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>>675874853

All modern digital watch movements are quartz you mongol.
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>>675875006
you're right and also wrong. that base IS fatter than the m3. look at an m3 interior then look back at the pic. this one is fatter. its an m5.
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