My dad wants to watch a movie with me because me and him both have work off and nothing to do. Recommend me some movies. Nothing with too much swearing. No sex scenes please those are awkward. I guess keep in PG or PG-13. Documentary's welcome!
>Pic unrelated
>>675852549
>Documentary's
How about you just kill yourself and save him the time/money.
Actually ITT; more pics like OP's
A Serbian Film
>>675852549
"Enter the Void"
cool movie about drugs and city life
>>675852797
Just fuckin look her up. I want movies not masturbation material... Her name is lexee smith
>>675852818
no thats too babyish if you know what i mean
>>675852549
Spun
no sex scenes? how old are you 14? hes gonna think you've gone faggot
Love 2015, perfect family movie, no sex or drugs
>>675852549
IF you're serious go with something classic and manly like the Magnificent 7 or Where Eagles Dare or something.
>>675853186
I am 19. I it is just very awkward because we have watched movies with sex scenes before and he wasnt to fond of it
Antarctica A Year on Ice
from imdb: A visually stunning chronicle of what it is like to live in Antarctica for a full year, including winters isolated from the rest of the world, and enduring months of darkness in the coldest place on Earth.
>>675853247
link to movie? Dont give a fuck if it is a family movie just dont want sex and cursing every two seconds
the 5th wave
it's really really awesome
best movie ever
i thought interstellar was a good movie to watch with someone, lots to discuss.
I really liked guardians of the galaxy. my dad always wants to watch that one.
>>675852549
good kill is pretty tame. its about a drone operator who kills a bunch of people every day without ever being in danger himself. it focuses on the psychological trauma caused by killing all these people unfairly. he longs to be back in the cockpit in real danger and such. pretty cool movie.
If you want documentarys I suggest "greatest story never told"
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>>675853655
this movie was garbage. fucking twilight copies over and over again.
>>675852549
Emmanuelle in Space.
>>675853679
monica
>>675853655
I bet you only watched this cause of Chloë kek
There's an old movie called Charade which was good, or North by NorthWest. If you have 4 hrs the Good Bad and Ugly is a winner. If your dad is a prude modern shit is tough.
>>675852549
I am legend, idk why but yea
>>675852549
Die Hard
perfect dad movie
A Serbian Film
it's kinda like Inception
>>675852549
yo any louis theroux documentary. all on netflix, really good range of fun to serious and has a lot of choice.
Blue is the Warmest Color
Totally a great family movie.
>>675852549
The Untouchables
hey op, A/S/L? this matters.
ive always watched guy movies with my dad. clint eastwood flicks, anything with arnie, robocop, etc
Kek
>>675854148
seconding this
>>675854042
Charade and North by Northwest were great movies. Carey Grant is awesome.
If you're in the mood for a romantic comedy (with no sex scenes or swearing), Operation Petticoat is fun.
>>675854110
Fun for the whole family. I especially like the heart-warming birthing scene.
>>675852549
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/22-great-father-and-sons-movies-20130329
Maybe get some ideas here?
>>675854637
err, wait. Was thinking about Father Goose, not Operation Petticoat. (they're both good, tho.)
>>675854132
This. Watch the Weird Weekends on Swingers
>>675853655
It's a fucking
>>675852549
Eating Raul
-old comedy about a straight laced husband and wife who start murdering swingers at their apartment for their money so they can own a B&B. It's not dirty, just funny.
Alone In The Wilderness
- Documentary about a guy who gets dropped off in the Alaskan Wilderness with nothing but hand tools and a camera. Said man builds a whole house with his bare hands and we all get to watch. Pretty slow paced but really awesome to watch
Or anything by Steve McQueen... fucking man's a badass... Bullet, Escape from Alcatraz... anything he does
Listen to Pulp Fiction
>>675852549
John Wick
pan's labyrinth
district 9
little miss sunshine
Shindler's list
You won't regret it
>>675853422
Turns out your dad is a fucking faggot, faggot.
Monthy Python the life of Brian...you'll laugh to death
>>675852549
Snatch is good but lots of swearing. But he's a pussy if he can't handle it.
Bridge of Spies
>Tom hanks
>russian/american spy movie
>watches like a documentary
>no sex scenes
Haven't seen it, but sounds like it's what you are looking for.
>>675855406
>Steve McQueen... fucking man's a badass... Bullet, Escape from Alcatraz
Steve McQueen was in the Great Escape.
Clint Eastwood was in Escape from Alcatraz
Both good movies
>>675854886
Confrimed. Also His Girl Friday and Bringing up Baby
the great gatsby
>>675856714
was that good?
>>675856981
very good. watch the 2013 version
>>675852549
Solaris (1972) Dir. by Andrei Tarkovsky
>>675855780
U are goddamn right
>>675852549
requiem for a dream
nice thriller no sex scenes
>>675853422
You're both uptight faggots
Me and my father share a common interest in old movies so I watch a lot of movies that no one else can sit through with him, including Caligula
>>675857584
>favorite guilty fap
Watch Pink Floyd The Wall. After having a few blunts, of course.
Hard candy, American beauty, or Knock knock
tokyo gore police
kappa
swingers, there is no nudity and it is a great movie.
>>675856678
Shit I know this too... just woke up and smoke some weed so brain no work right
>>675852549
CC, you so clever...
Don't watch a movie, have a discussion about your feelings for each other.
>>675852707
SNAP!