What crime would you commit?
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What crime would you commit?
>>675851499
Any crime that doesn't involve harming children if I knew I could get away with it.
smoking weed 420 xD
>>675851703
Agree
>>675851703
>>675851958
Also murder?
>>675851993
Yes, in fact Its something I would like to try. Isn't worth going to prison to experience however.
I'd rob the shit outta anything that has money.
There's some motherfuckers I'd like to kill too.
>>675851993
yeah, but the apparently the person cant have any kids, know any kids, or be missed by any kids, or then it harm kids emotionally.
I would download a car
>>675851499
I'd assist in a worldwide and systematic genocide of the muslim population. And then after that, all Indian people because they smell.
>>675851499
I think the only crime I could commit would be the vivisection-ing and slow dismemberment of children, provided they are fully conscious and can fully feel the pain and horror of me taking their body apart.
And maybe shoplifting, but only if the store owner was a really bad person.
Downloading pirated films is stealing.
Sex with 11-13 yo.
>>675852390
OP:KEK?
>>675852382
Nah, I just mean direct harm. I wouldn't kill a person in front of their kids for example, but I would have no problem killing a person with kids.
>>675852396
>dat edge
Crime against humanity, to weed out the baddies
The crime of being this sexy.
>>675852390
hows suburbia, kid?
>>675852390
Finally a sensible human being who knows how to prioritize.
>>675852610
lol
>>675851499
rape
>>675851499
All of them.
If I knew with a 100% chance that I would not get caught, I would commit just about every crime there is.
>>675851499
Farting in a fully cramped populated filled elevator.
Child molestation
Anything that doesnt harm kids, If I knew I would get away with it i would kill all muslims over the age of 15
>>675852671
aint that el tigre?
>>675851499
Heresy
>>675852903
But that's not the question is it, me personally I might steal something from a big box store. That's about it, and weed/j walking...
>>675851499
rolling trips as a useless post is my crime.
>>675851499
i burned a house down when i was 15
>>675851499
rape and cannibalism.
>>675853140
Good eye
>>675852527
My nigga.
Bank heist
littering because im a pussy
>>675853076
Those are still kids, or minors
>>675851499
J walking
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>>675851499
I want to kill my flatmate but I don't like blood and I don't want to have to chop him to pieces to dispose of. I was thinking of strangling/poisoning him and folding him up to put in a box.
Would also rape my female friend. If I had a gun I would go to her place and do it, before killing myself.
>>675851958
Jaywalking
>>675853837
Aren't we all...
>>675854032
Also really want to fuck a 13 year old.
>>675851499
Hitting Katie Hopkins in the face with a brick
walking into a school, pissing on the floors and then walking out
If I knew I could get away with it, I would rob a bank in a second.
Genocide
>>675852588
And what sort of kids would you ask to help you on the job?
Rape my 15 year old cousin
>>675851499
Chloe as my sex slave.
>>675853936
Kids as in innocent kids, Muslims arent Humans lad
>>675851499
Money laundering and/or large scale fraud.
>>675851499
sell drugs
>>675854468
>>675854406
>>675854240
>>675853666
>>675852984
>>675852852
>>675852527
>>675852396
>>675851499
Jaywalking on a daily in this piece
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>675852390
I newfag i agree
I would torch down some buildings if I knew I could get away with it. But then again I'm a pussy.
I would jaywalk and spray paint penises EVERYWHERE
this
Burn down all of Paris just because I want to stick my penis in a gypsy.
>>675852588
edgy/10
steal money or things worth money from people that already have enough of it. That's it. Anyone saying murder/rape is an edgy faggot that needs to visit a mental ward.
>>675851703
Giving a fuck about children, like, putting them into some bullshit "innocent" category, is weak as fuck. They're just people with less to lose.l
>>675852588
>>675853975
>>675853242
I already said that though
>>675855423
Practice what you preach then anon, kill a child and tell us how easy it was!
>>675855629
>I want a spare a child of emotional trauma
>Edgy
Pick one.
>>675855666
>666
>>675854598
Um okay, you're either trolling or an ignorant idiot so there is no reasoning with you
>>675854752
Go take your moralfaggotry elsewhere.
>>675855105
Nik?
>>675852389
sweet zombie jesus
>>675855806
>I want to kill people
>They aren't going to be emotionally traumatized when they find out their parents were killed by an edgelord anyway.
>I'm not edgy
Gas yourself
>>675852389
Kek.
>>675854960
50 translations later.
Look I know it's cringe but... Jwalking. Should I just kill myself?
kill someone dun most of em anyway
>>675851499
computer fraud, identity theft, unauthorized network usage, and assault. maybe a murder or two if necessary.
>>675852389
YOU WOULDN'T
punching my dickhead boss in the face
Steal your Heart bb
>>675855717
I'd do it in a heartbeat if there were no laws
>>675855717
It was easier than killing an adult because the adults look scared. The kida just go all deer in headlights.
>>675856233
Yes, because a person can't want to do something while minimizing the damage done to others. I don't want to kill a person because I hate people or want to make others suffer. I want to do it because it would be a new experience and I might find it interesting. For the same reason that people hunt without keeping the meat. If I hunt an animal for sport I find it pointless to burn down the forest just to kill the animal. Or do you find it inconceivable that a person that kills has principles or a moral compass?
>>675855402
>Anyone saying murder/rape is an edgy faggot that needs to visit a mental ward
in unrelated news, what's your home address and how good is your home security?
>>675852389
You woudln't rape download a rape.
>>675857025
Wow...
>>675852390
Is that a crime?
>>675857025
You don't have a moral compass if you want to kill innocent people you autists, that's literally the opposite of having morals. Consider therapy before you hurt someone. This is probably b8 anyway but these are the words of an insane retard that doesn't know he's insane because he's insane. And you aren't minimizing damage at all.
>>675852911
Do you know where I can get a new fedora?
>>675854243
kek
>>675857739
Not edgy just dollar store quality bait.
Assault.
>>675857739
>inb4 being this edgy
I don't know why you /b/tards have developed this notion that being called "edgy" is offensive.
KILL RUSSIA
Systematic genocide to create a society with no extra population, and only the top experts in each respective field as well as underlings to learn the trade for when the older generation passes.
>>675858043
It's more of a buzzword used to call out try-hard fags and people basically trying too hard to be "Edgy". The word edgy it's self isn't offensive.
>>675851499
fucking your mom
>>675858292
I think we need population control but not by death, not only because it's unrealistic and messed up but controlling birth would be more effective. To just force a certain percentage of people to not be able to reproduce.
Nothing
Id like to think id do anything knowing i could get away with it, but im too much of a pussy to even do some stuff which is legal.
So nothing which involved physical effort.
>>675851499
Cook lots of cocaine and just put it places. Puff it at dogs and people.
>>675855717
I literally imagine myself stomping on some annoying kid's skull all the time. I don't hate kids but fuck some of them make you want to literally murder them.
I see no reason why if you wanted to kill an adult, any adult, that a child would be different.
Assuming I would get away with it:
>settle some grievances with people who wronged me
>build all kinds of homemade full retard guns just to fuck around with
>homebrew some explosives to blow shit (not even buildings or people, just stuff) up with and record it for youtube
>maybe go to murrica, rent a Red Ryder Truck and do donuts in an ATF parking lot
Murder my housemate
fap with the door open
>>675859523
Imagining murder, even of annoying children is completely normal and has been established as normal by almost all of the scientific community. The people that go through with it are the ones that have problems.
