If you're rich and feel like giving me cash, go ahead,
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If you're rich and feel like giving me cash, go ahead, I'm broke as shit.
https://www.paypal.me/SM3GM4
>>675842710
>implying any rich person is wasting their time on 4chan
Good one OP
>>675842710
>>I'm broke as shit.
>>have internet to surf 4chin.
not your personal financiers.
faggot
GTFO
get a job
Oi, either give me cash, or leave me alone damn it.
I spent last week in Gran Canaria fighting lions and blind mexicans, you don't even know how hard life is out in the wild when you have to survive on 4 euro.
Carve swastika in arm and I'll send $20
>>675844003
My life quality aint't that bad. I'd do that for a million though
>>675844282
bet, i will send you 2 million.
Will you cut your pee pee for me?
>>675842710
Ты попрошайка !!! Иди работай ! Пацанов тут позоришь !!!
>>675844631
For 2 mill I'd make small cuts in my pee pee yeah. Cut it off, no
>>675844888
How small?
What's with Russians wearing tracksuits and squatting?
>>675844631
hell just give me five grand and I'll do it.
>>675845168
Probably big enough to bleed, but not like really deep
>>675845333
THIS! I've always wondered what the actual point is....
>>675845466
Ah from what I have found
>One of the distinctive characteristics of the gopniks is that they will often be seen squatting (sitting on haunches), a learned behavior attributed to prison habits or disadvantaged origins
>>675845352
>>675845359
>>stream
>>I'll give 2million to both of you
>>make our b/ros happy
>>675845744
That's actually a pretty damn legit reason... Not what I expected though.
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>>675845827
tsk, if only it were true. You probably a broke-ass douche
>>675845827
Don't have any device I can stream on, and don't have cash to buy one.
>>675846025
and you must be faggot without hopes.
>>675846052
you actually believe he's going to give you it. Anon, you're on /b/. dont forget that
But I feel this is going a bit off topic right now. I still haven't recieved any donations. I'd even vote for trump (if I could and if you wanted me to) for a few dollars
>>675846052
>>lost this Epic opportunity .
>>675846234
I mean... If I actually got 2 mill in advance, I'd gladly emo my pee pee.
If I had to go first, then no way.
>>675846189
ooooo, did i touch a nerve, anon. truth hurts doesn't it. BROKE-ASS DOUCHE!
>>675846484
>>675842710
would you let me fuck your ass without condom!!!!!! And then i would gladly contrboot
Even if there probably aren't any filthy rich people here, I guess some people must have like 5 grand or so that they don't really need. They'll get wasted in my hands though, but if he doesn't have anything better to do with them, then why not?
>>675846654
Depending on how much cash you're willing to contribute, I would gladly let you do that. A lil dick in the ass ain't too bad.
>>675846654
Answer ..me .. you chavvy fucking slavshit
>>675846968
unless he has AIDS, then you're all fucked up
>>675847059
I did.
>>675847100
Exactly and i do ! so we still on
>>675847100
I'd gladly live with AIDS and cash than no AIDS and no cash.
Nuce dubs
So, what's status on cash? Got any donations?
>>675847291
OK to Clarify i can have your chavvy little ass without condom n.nice..Which leads to to my next question can we role play.
>>675847592
That depends. What colour are you?
>>675847769
I would like to Role play a snuff type movie scenario.
btw im WHITE
>>675847923
Okay, white is cool, but no snuff please. Can't we roleplay spongebob instead?
>>675848044
no MATEY i want it hard and Rough and close to your death as i can get
Find a job you ducking slab
>>675848252
That's not worth 10 mill even.
>>675848363
I got a job.
>>675848044
>Okay, white is cool
because they have smaller dicks
>>675848376
You will be hurt of course ,But thats the whole part of the package we can offer you .
Think about it .i PAY well
>>675848577
Jelous black guy with big dick and small future ...HAHAHAH
>>675848659
I don't feel like being hurt man. I just want some rich guy with too much money to help me out. Damn snuff films are horrifying.
Come on guys, gimme a few dollars.
>>675848887
Ok this the skinny . we offer full medicare ,all travel expenses will be met .Payment is made in cash Half before half after.
Like i said think about it
>>675849439
Where ya from?
>>675849710
next question
>>675849829
I'm sorry, but as close to my death as you can get does not sound ok
>>675850150
WELL you are a massive faggot of tremendous proportions posing in here proclaiming your lack of funds .Get off the computer because moommy has to put you to bed .NORMIE
>>675850787
Don't even own a computer you shit.
