>ITT
We are national leaders at a UN meeting.
Dubs confirm your nation
But since I'm op I can decide who I am
I am also Mister Speaker
OP, me Im Canadian Prim Minister Justin Trudeau.
Today's meeting is about the current situation in Syria and the tarroist organization ISIS.
Canadian support is being place in Syria to help Syrian refugees out of the war torn country. My minister of foreign affairs is advising me to not accept more refugees on the account of our general population disagreeing with my dissions.
I'm asking for permission from USA, Russia and China to back me on this one.
>>675830065
Hello Mister Speaker OP,
my name is Angela Merkel and I represent the United Arabic Emirates of Germany
>>675830501
get
>>675830065
Gnyeaahhh skeletor just got elected to USA
>>675830065
Børk! Børk!
>>675830065
>tarroist
I'm claiming Curacao, no refugees allowed and I support nuking Syria.
I'll be the Africans
can India help
>>675831242
DESIGNATED
>>675831441
SHITTING
>>675831484
STREETS
Japan
If someone rolls dubs with the name of their selected nation in the same post, then you are that nation.
>>675831515
This counts, welcome Prime Minister of Japan.
>>675830065
Finland confirmed and cheked
>>675830501
The Chancellor speaks on behalf of the German Arabs to back your actions and asks for permission to get more rapeugees in our country
>>675831716
Rolling
>>675831593
Implying this dead thread will get enough replies for dubs.
>roll for Russia, will nuke Syria
syria
>>675831701
These are not dubs you autist.
>>675831716
Rell
>>675831800
nice. fuck em up putin
Roll for Greece
>>675831800
Welcome, Comrade Putin.
Principality of Sealand ftw
OP here, when USA, Russia, China, UK and Germany are here with dubs. Our meeting can take place
Rolling for the US of A, baby
>Dubs get
Future US president Donnie J trump checking in. the year is 2028 and Im running for my 4th term.
Listen up Eurocucks, I've eradicated Dunis Coonis from this planet. The vile vermin only live in rat piss syria. I'm not here to ask for UN permission for war, I just want to know if you'd like to watch me blast these dirty sand apes off this great planet, and send their muzzy asses to valhalla
Hello everyone,
I wish to build a wall to represent the US of A
BEST KOREA GET
Mister Speaker the U.K Prime Minister and her majesty have arrived.
>>675832100
>FUCKING GET
>>675832100
Welcome
Will you join Russian efforts to nuke Syria?
>>675831800
Welcome President Putin, I'm Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Before we get started let's wait for the rest to get here.
>>675832264
It would appear China is running rather late today
eeeeeeeeeeh Im frum South Africa....we demand eeeeeeeeh more eeeh bleck peuple in theh eeeeeeh UN...down weth recism
>>675832199
lol lets boot up the trident program
>>675832220
>>675832264
Listen, you ruskies aint that bad these days. Smoking krocodil and shooting chechins. It's about time we link up and nuke these dirty sand niggers. I know everyones tired of smelling kebabs
Belgium here
>>675832264
South africa here. eeeh on a point of odah. you are whit we do not listen to whites. *starts singing in nigger*
>>675830065
Germany here, its probably the Jews fault. We should start gassing them just to be safe.
>>675832100
Welcome President Trump
Now the Three Amigos are here we can discuss some things
This is Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, I plans on growing all my refugees in Concentration Camps.
roll to be leader of ISIS
Everyone please assist me in my goal of hving a completely muslim world by killing yourselves. Thank you.
>allahu akbar
Sorry I'm late guys, we're discussing Syria right?
>>675832495
>>675832601
SA here eeeh tak your whites back. we dont need your colonial recists here
>>675830065
OP you fucking imbecile that room is the fucking Conference Room CR1 at the UN headquarters in New York. No Syria-meeting will ever take place there. They do that stuff in the SC-room or occasionally in smaller meeting rooms like CR5 or 6.
Get your fucking shit together.
Source: Im a fucking UN diplomat
Representative Byrk of Mars politely asks for any hominids to walk, in orderly fashion, into the grinders that are kindly provided to each country by the Empire of Mars.
He also reminds of proper grinder etiquette: approach the hatch, smile for the camera an hop in. Adults are advised to help their young though the hatches before going in themselves.
>>675832626
Russia would suggest an army of refugee conscripts
>>675832840
South africa here do noit listen to this man ehhh hes white
>>675832710
reroll for the caliphate
>>675832745
It would appear we were in the wrong conference room, sorry about that. I'm here now.
>>675832840
Go fuck your self you retard, it's the idea of being in a UN conference room.
Not everything has to be right for you princess
>>675832199
The Prime Minister is Bumping to show that the UK is present.
>>675832840
So, useless except for petty, pedantic arguments?
Par.
>>675833100
I'm assuming you will be serving as my interpreter today?
Rolling for Germany.
Hello, fellow leaders. I am Rudolph Heinrich Goebbels Mengele Hitler. I am the commander of the 4th Great Reich of Germany. All the army sanctions were lifted from my country, all the foreigners were banned to the nearest muslim country: Sweden.
I hereby declare my support to bomb those sandniggers whenever you decide.
if trips, ISIS suicide bombers infiltrate this meeting and claim their child wives in the afterlife
>>675833100
Me or the room?
>>675833347
UK reports that the bombers were tackled upon entering the building.
>>675833339
roll
Ok, since China cant make it lets start. All in favor of nuking Syria and throwing all the survivors and refugees in concentration camps ?
We can give their children to Africa to rape
>>675833339
rollerama
ISIS propaganda minister releases video showing the execution of westerners and claims the killing will continue unless the UN and member countries lift sanctions and pull back offensive forces.
Human representative of the Ponies Republic of Equestria here
the lack of delicious underaged marshmallow pony buttholes must be adressed immediately before the PRoE can take part in any and all of todays activities
Who's present in the conference so far?
>>675833063
I sincerely apologize
>>675830065
roll for America
>>675830065
rolling for USA
>>675833419
Both. UN is useless, corrupt institution only good at distributing shit to peasants without actually improving their lives, serving to magnify the influence and legitimacy of terrible regimes, and covering up when their "peacekeepers" rape children.
>>675830065
ROLL FOR BEING THE GUY SCANNING THE STATEMENTS AND UPLOADING THEM TO https://papersmart.unmeetings.org/en/
>>675833772
Russia votes in favour of this proposition
>>675830065
FUTURE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
We would like patent on weed, greetings from the Netherlands.
>>675833913
Thanks. I am a very low level guy. Assistant Attache at the permanent mission of a nordic country to the UN. So I am not even allowed to take part in discussions anyway.
Calling UN a useless institution is a bit of an overstretching. You should attack the nations instead.
It's like being mad at the Madison Square Garden when the knicks play bad
>>675833971
re-roll
>>675833809
AHMED!
>>675832840
you sure sound very diplomatic, you cancerous pile of shit. Who do you represent, Kuntistan? The Republic of Cumonmen? Maleonmalefellatioland? The US?
Either way, as the representative of the Vatican I believe that the ISIS problem can be solved with prayer and for everyone to send us a tenth of their income and any young boys they may have running round the house. We will also young girls, provided they look like tomboys.
God bless you all.
>>675834460
While i do like the fine young people from Maleonmalefellatioland, I am in fact an Assistant Attache at the permanent mission of an unspecified nordic country to the UN.
Silence imperialist pigdog! I am Kim Jung Un. I have just flown here from North Korea on my invisible jet that is fueled by western tears. I then ran here from the airport at a speed of 40 miles per hour.
roll for drugland
>>675834231
>low level guy who doesn't appear to be able to do anything.
Intelligence agent confirmed.
>>675834966
"political advisor" is the prefered term...
republic of 9' nigger dick congo reporting in, what are you going to do about africa and will you nuke africa, thank you.
Requesting OP to put these nig nogs in their place.
>>675835173
No, the term "political advisor" is reserved for the delegations' mistresses who are currently on a free vacation and shopping trip.
>>675835579
No, they are usually just labeled as +1's, and are either way, like the diplomats, fully payed by the country sending them
>>675834866
>fueled by western fears
kek
roll for ISIS
>>675834762
well in which case, extra papal love to you min herre. Vi ber självklart om ursäkt för den stränga tonen. Now do you have any young boys you could send to the Vatican to help us fight Isis? We also accept ugly girls and/or 10% of all your income.
Guds välsignelse över dig
>>675834866
>>675834966
>>675835366
The delegation from Greece demands that you all give your dubs to us.
ew, is that the blood pouring out of his brain i hear? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54d_1333752609
