ITT: we pretend we're female
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ITT: we pretend we're female
I like to make sandwich
Fuck my cunt you fucking loser!
>>675817798
Tits or gtfo
I like big cock, six pack and handsome face.
I use beta-males for my enjoyment.
>>675817798
>Hi femanon here
>post something that has nothing related to my sex
>>675817798
>ugly guy opens door
ugh, this is why I need feminism
>hot guy opens door
I do anal, you know
>>675818134
>posts on facebook
men are so shallow smh
>>675818134
Not every girl is the same,not every girl want giant cocks and six packs just like not every man wants a big booty hoe or a girl with tattoos or etc
But everyone enjoy good looking people over ugly ones
reason? logical thinking? what's that? tee hee
I remember unimportant shit from years ago because in my mind it matters somehow.
>fucks guy don't know
>angry he won't respond to my texts
>slutmodeengage.jpg
>"he's obviously an asshole and it's not because I'm walking cum rag"
>posts on Facebook all men are fake
Im taking you all to court for total custody of our kids even though I dont have a job. I will slowly turn the kids against you, use them as a weapon, and prevent you from seeing them. On top of that, child support must be paid to me every month which i will spend on tattooes and random shit.
>>675818744
/thread
duck face selfie.
>>675818788
You go honey , show that cis male scum who's boss.
>>675818376
keep telling yourself that tiny tim
>>675817798
Are you all experiencing headaches too?
Women actually started paying attention to me when I started working out. Sad.
#MGTOW
I have boobs , give me money for crap I want.
>>675819476
Well yeah, healthy partner, healthy offspring. Thats nature not society
>>675819476
It's a matter of confidence, most guys get that from going to the gym, also it's important to stay in shape, but must guys go nuts and forget that there are other places like the gym
>>675819172
My dick isn't small it's above avarege
Why can't I find a good, sensitive man?
>is attracted to confidence, money and assholes
>>675820125
If that was true you wouldn't have just said that
>>675819617
Sure, but men having feelings too. They're not just good specimen for procreation.
I say men should leave women and go their own way. Leave women with the beta-males. Let humanity kill itself.
>>675820235
>tips fedora
Typical facebpost.
>To all my female friends and family. Hang in there. Eventually they will realize that we are the ones actually in charge.
>positive vibes
>women rock
>I can't ......even right now. This guy was so rude to me.
>What a day I'm having,right girls
>>675820292
Said what?
That my dick isn't small ?
That's like saying that I'm not in college just because I said that I'm doing a accounting major
>>675820355
Thats why sensitive men don't survive though, girls are lying when they say they want a sensitive man, the feminist movement is making women think they need a public image that says they want bitch males. But deep down they will always crave a real man
>>675820292
>>675820784
Both of you have average dicks at best. Your existence at 4chan is proof.
If you're a dick AND you have have a tiny dick, wtf r u offring.
>>675821151
You are correct! I'm nothing special, I'm not above or under
>>675821151
My girth is above average for 1cm so you wrong
>>675817944
KEK
So today I was like in shock, I went to a store and a creep was holding the door for me , even though I was a little far, just to take a look at my ass! I was so angry!
Thanks for marrying me, now it's time to get fat and ugly.
Look at me, I'm so perfect and I don't need my friend who's always been with me when I was sad and who solved all of my problems and made my life better, because I have a boyfriend that fucks me everyday and I'm so happy even if he fucks any girl he wants and has no respect for me, that's what I like although I don't admit it because I'm not a whore, but I'm not fucking my friend because he's a nerd and has a small dick but I wouldn't say him that because he's so nice to me and I'm like the perfect girl that only wants a perfect man and he's just not perfect like my boyfriend, I've sucked other boys' dicks but it was only to know the taste, I'm not a slut, just curious and free, THIS IS MY FREEDOM FUCK ANYONE THAT SAYS I'M A WHORE, I'M NOT A WHORE I'M FREE AND I'M HAPPY
HOLY SHIT
Does anybody else have excruciatingly painful periods? How long do yours last?
No, it a "cold sore" it's not the same thing. I'm going to give you a half ass blow job now so you can wake up itching a couple weeks from now.
HOLY SHIT I'M BLEEDING FROM MY VAGINA THIS IS SO FUCKED UP I BETTER FUCK EVERYONE ELSE'S DAY SO MY PAIN WILL HOPEFULLY DISSAPEAR
>>675823230
[Anger intensifies]
>implying
So uhh... Who wants to play mario kart?
I'm not afraid of guys at all, lol. If a try tries to hit me, I'll just kick him in the balls.
>>675819172
Thanks I will!
My friends are only guys. Girls are too much drama
Its OK he sleeps around he still loves me ^_^ also he paids all the bills!
>>675820355
Yeah but do you like fat chicks or skinny chicks more, because less fit people are simple less attractive to most, that's all it is in this case.
>>675820784
>accounting major
Might as well not being going lol
>>675825820
Thanks i'm gay
>Tells Boyfriend to leave her alone
>Brakes up with Boyfriend for leaving her alone
>>675825820
Fuck you
It's a great major if you want to pass your life behind a desk like I do want
>>675825874
You are not me
>>675817798
IM COMPLETELY UNACCOUNTABLE FOR MY ACTIONS CAUSE MUH PERIOD.
or JUST CAUSE IM ON UH PERIOD DOESN"T INVALIDATE MY CURRENT OPINION
>>675823230
The bitterness in this post, jesus christ.
>>675819023
All the photos of my niece on FB are duck face shots. Pisses our family off no end.
>>675826538
The emotional projection was off the charts.
>>675826553
>Pisses our family off no end.
You may want to look into getting a hobby... or even a job. Something to take up your time besides getting worked up over facebook pictures.
I can kill people if they're inside me, even if it was my decision to have 'em and I'm proud of that.
>>675826553
"if you don't want me at worse you sure as shit don't deserve my ass at it's best!!" - marlon monroe
>obligatory
>>675827558
Someone should start a game - Duckface or Dickface
>>675829402
gr8
Hihi i'm giggling! Look how cute I am! You're a fat nerd so i better go to the scumbags.
>>675830202
Butthurt much?
>>675817798
This girl is being raped.
>>675830354
Alot.. I hate my life..
>>675830202
Hahahahahaha wow, that's some top quality cringe right there. Your understanding of women seems to resemble that of an overweight socially awkward neckbeard struggling with a combination of depression and anger over the fact that women are repulsed by him. Ending in his conclusion that it must be the result of women not liking "nice" guys and only wanting the "bad boys".
>>675830733
You can always stop being fat
And being a nerd isn't a bad thing in the adult world
Gonna fuck a black guy to piss off my daddy.
I'm going to stare ar guy for the whole class but when he tries to talk to me I'll just ignore him and go away
Fuck you Leticia
>>675831039
I tried to lose weight.. I went to a boxing club, to the gym and football club.
Everyone laughed at me.
>>675830864
Only depression. No anger.
And im worse than "awkward"
>>675817798
Im gonna be the prettiest girl at the ball. I like ribbons in my hair and i want to kiss all the boys.
>>675831555
Also checked..
I really hate my life..
>>675830202
Cringe
>>675827673
lol
>>675817798
stop harassing me
>>675817798
"2+2=5"
"b-but..."
"Am I right? Right? Tell me I'm right, all you will sleep on the couch"
"Yes, honey, you are right, as always"
>I wish you knew how shitty it feels to have to ask for a plan B pill- publicly- alone.
>I'm so fucking over it. This isn't even my mistake and I'm the one who has to deal with it. Please think of that next time
I'm sorry you did that alone, I would have come with you had you asked. I thought you said you had one at your place? Regardless, I see how that sucks.
>Fuck off
(..but that's how we got in this predicament in the first place..) Whatever, I'm still apologizing that you had to do that. Sorry.
>We? When its your BODY. Your time. Your pride, your money. When you know what it feels like to be a woman who is judged by everyone. Going into a flourecently lite pharmacy and have to stand in line. Then Publicaly have to ask for something that is so stigmatized. And have to wait for it. While everyone is looking at you. All the time. When you know the pain and ebarassment and sadness and most acute, the fear that comes along with worrying about your body.. It can be we. Until then, thanks for the cute joke and the whatever.
Femanon, I think I get it. By that I mean I can empathize as much as any person can without having to walk that line. I feel terrible and I'm trying to apologize but you're not letting me- I didn't want to bring up money until we were in person but you mentioned it and I will pay for it. The stuff money cant buy, I would have gone and got it with you but you told me you had one at home. You never said you were going to get one. I have been thinking of you all day waiting to talk to you because I care about you, I love talking to you, I would never want to hurt you- to 180 to this hurts. Sorry.
Also, if you want to call and yell at me, or cry on my shoulder, or tell me to fuck off again.. Or all three, I'm here for you.
>No Response from Femanon
>>675832935
two days after the first time i slept with my gf (who had told me she was on the pill) she sweetly said, "we need to go to the pharmacy". off we went and she went up and bought plan b without a word. i was like, "i thought you were on the pill?" and she said "oh well i just changed my brand" and smiled. that wasn't fun
>>675817798
Hey I am a female
STAPH FACKIN OPPRSSING ME YOU WHITE CIS GENERDERD MYSONGANISTIC PIGS FUXK THE PATRIAECHY RAPE RAPE REAPE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE REAL WOMEN HABE CURVES
Today Karan had a new sweater. I told her it was cute and that looked perfect on her, but she looked like a fucking cow. Should i tell her?
>>675833181
nigger, I'm 30. That cringeworthy post I just wrote happened with a 28 year old.
There are few decent women with looks and intelligence. This one had both. She was unstable and fucking crazy.
If you ever find one with all three- a good head on her shoulders, a fine body and face, and a good moral compass fucking lock that shit down and worship her for the rare goddess she his.
Until then, FUCK THESE HO-BAGS
>>675817798
>switches off the computer
>plays with tits and pussy
>call my10/10 bff
>"wanna come over and lez off?"
>washrinseandrepeat.jpeg
>>675833659
Also- I brought up my age to point out that the shit NEVER stops with them but the sentence got deleted
>>675833659
i'm 38 and she's 29. i suppose i should at least be grateful she had the sense to go get it but i felt like she sprung it on me on purpose
if i was a woman i'd be the biggest slut ever. i wouldn't fuck the chads i'd fuck the nerd losers and help them break out of their cage.
HEY GUYS I GOT NOTHING TO WEAR WHAT DO
*fingerbangs thoughtlessly*
>>675831555
Yeah if you're this much of a whiny bitch, you might be better off just dead. Natural Selection...your genes are just not fit to produce offspring. Only logical thing to do is kill yourself and donate your organs.
>>675826734
Well done anon
>>675834524
No shit - i already thought of that.
>>675834256
No you wouldn't. Fucking people you're not attracted to as a public service is something unattractive people fantasize about, not something the other party actually enjoys.
i have a boyfriend
If you're unfaithful to me I get 50% of everything you own. If I am unfaithful to you it's because I'm exploring my sexuality!!!! STOP OPRESSING ME!!!!!
He's just a friend.
>>675835242
well we'll never know will we
>>675817798
RAAAAAAAAAAPE!! EVERYTHING IS RAPE!!!!!! STOP RAPING ME YOU MISOGYNISTS!!!!!!!!!
OMG Tiffany he came on to me, i didn't mean to have sex with him, men are such pigs. We should cut his balls off.
Ohh btw, can i borrow your shirt? It's so hoooawt.
It's big enough.
>>675823684
who dat she's a qt
is it in?
no no honey, size doesn't matter.
(As long as you have a nice face, good guy, nice abs, a lot of money, a nice car, and do anything i tell you)
im not like other girls :) i play Pokemon and bring my 3ds to school for male attention :) but i actually know jack shit about games and look down on other girls for being "fake gamers" :)
Hi
Time to burn down western civilization :)
>>675817798
im a girl
>>675817798
>pretend
Cock or gtfo
>>675817798
my opinion matters more because i have breasts
>>675837790
What kind of autism you have ?
>>675817798
Why pretend?
