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prove you're an oldfag
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>>675800363
ok, newfag
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>>675800667
2soon
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>>675800667
Too soon.
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>>675800363
Pool's closed.
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You just want to see edgy photos ye?
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> am 31
> internet since 1996
> discovered 4chan around 2003-2004
> life aint so bad
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>>675800667
wow faggot way too soon. Show a little respect
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>>675800667
Too soon
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>>675800930
are ou from usenet?
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>>675800930
Depends on how much time you've spent here trough out those years
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Im still waiting to see the gif of the guy shitting on a baby
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>>675801042
why
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i remember when trolling was a art
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noko
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>>675801080
no fetish, no reason, just morbid curiousity
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>>675800363
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>>675801137
were an*
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>>675800363


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>>675800363
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I jacked it to boxxy
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I'm not an oldfag, I've been here for about a year.
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I smelled what the Rock was cookin'
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>>675801303
who hasnt?
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>>675801326
i've been here all summer
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>>675801348
newfags
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>>675801039
definitely true. it's been on and off. Not HEAPS. Some period of time.. say 6 months here and there and then disappear for a couple of years.

>>675801015
No. Maybe just before my time.. or during my time but I was never on it. I was just a young kid when the internet was starting up.
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SO PLAY LITTLE PLAYA YOU GOTTA CONTEND
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>>675801195

Thank you for posting this. I've been waiting
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>>675800930
uncle dave, get on facebook
and before you get upset, dave is an extremely common name, nobody will know it is you
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>>675800363
>>675800667
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>>675801419
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>>675801528
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I remember when people called 'meme's' image macro's.
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I almost an heroed yesterday
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>>675800363
DISTURBIA
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>>675801363
You must be newer than me. You would only say that if I said something like

>high lel guyz! i've been hear 4 teh 2 months! im le oldefag!

I understand I haven't been here for too long, so that doesn't make any sense to say.
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>>675801587
This
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#fortune
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>>675801717
don't you recognize the "i've been here all summer" meme?
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>>675801363
I'll be here all week
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>>675801692
Hitler could have prevented this
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>>675801376
Back in 09 some dude I met on Omegle told me how obsessed he was with boxxy and traps.
I proceeded to ask other people on there about boxxy and they kept flashing the "/b/" randomly throughout their sentences but wouldn't explain it. So I started doing the same and kept getting "You just broke the first rule," that's when I was like holy shit what is this. And here I am, 7 years later, unable to pull myself away.
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>>675800667
Not soon enough
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>>675801920
Yes, which is why I understand that it doesn't make any sense as an insult. Unless you were being sarcastic, I'm Autistic so it's hard for me to tell.
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>>675800363
>prove you're an oldfag
Posts pic younger than Nyan cat, chargin muh lazors, and Smoking spy.
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>>675802195

I can't believe I never found the sauce for that
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Row Row Fight the Powah
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>>675802220
no i just posted that because your post reminded me of the phrase

nothing personnel, kid
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I sing the body electric,

The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them,

They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,

And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul.


Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?

And if those who defile the living are as bad as they who defile the dead?

And if the body does not do fully as much as the soul?

And if the body were not the soul, what is the soul?
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I used to get my Big Mac out of a Styrofoam container.
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>>675800667
Newfag here, what's the story of this pic and the "too soon" response?
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>>675802582

The girl is suposed to be recent dead when they took the pics.

Actually I believe is a fake bullshit.
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>>675802582
She passed away, last victim of the Zodiac
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>>675802582
too soon bro
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>>675802406
Well that's a stupid fucking reason.
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>>675802421

The love of the body of man or woman balks account, the body itself balks account,

That of the male is perfect, and that of the female is perfect.


The expression of the face balks account,

But the expression of a well-made man appears not only in his face,

It is in his limbs and joints also, it is curiously in the joints of his hips and wrists,

It is in his walk, the carriage of his neck, the flex of his waist and knees, dress does not hide him,

The strong sweet quality he has strikes through the cotton and broadcloth,

To see him pass conveys as much as the best poem, perhaps more,

You linger to see his back, and the back of his neck and shoulder-side.


The sprawl and fulness of babes, the bosoms and heads of women, the folds of their dress, their style as we pass in the street, the contour of their shape downwards,
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>>675802220
Lol autist
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360 and gtfo
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>>675802582
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"
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>>675802651
That's not true, Zodiac hasn't been confirmed to be still killing since the 70's.
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>>675802582
Apparently her drink was spiked with coolant or something by a 17 yr old, and he thought she was passed out so he posed her for photos but turns out she did died.
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desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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>>675802779

The swimmer naked in the swimming-bath, seen as he swims through the transparent green-shine, or lies with his face up and rolls silently to and fro in the heave of the water,

The bending forward and backward of rowers in row-boats, the horseman in his saddle,

Girls, mothers, house-keepers, in all their performances,

The group of laborers seated at noon-time with their open dinner-kettles, and their wives waiting,

The female soothing a child, the farmer’s daughter in the garden or cow-yard,

The young fellow hoeing corn, the sleigh-driver driving his six horses through the crowd,

The wrestle of wrestlers, two apprentice-boys, quite grown, lusty, good-natured, native-born, out on the vacant lot at sun-down after work,

The coats and caps thrown down, the embrace of love and resistance,

The upper-hold and under-hold, the hair rumpled over and blinding the eyes;

The march of firemen in their own costumes, the play of masculine muscle through clean-setting trowsers and waist-straps,

The slow return from the fire, the pause when the bell strikes suddenly again, and the listening on the alert,

The natural, perfect, varied attitudes, the bent head, the curv’d neck and the counting;

Such-like I love—I loosen myself, pass freely, am at the mother’s breast with the little child,

Swim with the swimmers, wrestle with wrestlers, march in line with the firemen, and pause, listen, count.
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>>675802865
most recent killer is a copy-cat
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>>675802865
Not that the public is aware of anyway.
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>>675801570
anyone who would take this bait would be really retarded, just like the one posting it...just saying...
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>>675802940

I knew a man, a common farmer, the father of five sons,

And in them the fathers of sons, and in them the fathers of sons.


This man was of wonderful vigor, calmness, beauty of person,

The shape of his head, the pale yellow and white of his hair and beard, the immeasurable meaning of his black eyes, the richness and breadth of his manners,

These I used to go and visit him to see, he was wise also,

He was six feet tall, he was over eighty years old, his sons were massive, clean, bearded, tan-faced, handsome,

They and his daughters loved him, all who saw him loved him,

They did not love him by allowance, they loved him with personal love,

He drank water only, the blood show’d like scarlet through the clear-brown skin of his face,

He was a frequent gunner and fisher, he sail’d his boat himself, he had a fine one presented to him by a ship-joiner, he had fowling-pieces presented to him by men that loved him,

When he went with his five sons and many grand-sons to hunt or fish, you would pick him out as the most beautiful and vigorous of the gang,

You would wish long and long to be with him, you would wish to sit by him in the boat that you and he might touch each other.
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>>675802195

Sauce
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>>675803092
>>675802940
>>675802779
>>675802421
>>675802145
>>675801523
God damn it what does this 10S0 shit mean?
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>newfags thinking they earned the right to call themselves oldfags
>real oldfags don't call themselves oldfags
>mfw everyone in this thread is a roodypoo candyassgot
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>>675800667

too soon you piece of shit. i hate it when you faggots take it this far.
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>>675802848
Thanks mate for the detailed story.
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>>675800363
Heres the original

>Nigger
>Newfag
>Pretends to be an Oldfag
>GTFOH Nigger

Fucking wanna be XD
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>>675800774
...I swear thats my grandparents house, what the fuck
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>>675802028
When I was in 8th grade I transitioned from YTMND to here. I am 24 now and visit /b/ everyday. It has ruined my self esteem, I have horrible sexual anxiety now and no friends. I feel you.
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>>675800363

what is source on this? No way is it real, that cock is over a foot long.
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>>675803582
kill yourself
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>>675801570
> 9GAG
> "How to screenshot"
> Newfag
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back in the day
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>>675803634
Dumbasses can't even spot a sh00p anymore
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>>675803222

Check'd trips. It means the world has come to a place where unorginality can be celebrated. Old and new can collapse into each other. Anything can be changed.

Or it means I'm really fucking autistic. I just started doing this for the lulz and can't seem to stop. Thank you for asking.

Feel free to check out

10sineoutreach.org
10signsouthere.tumblr.com
10signsoff.tumblr.com

And feel free to make your own websites social media for it whatever. Shit we are starting at the bottom here. I love you though
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>>675802651
Ted Cruz?
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>>675803222
Nobody checked em?
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>>675803686
>being this new
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>>675803092

I have perceiv’d that to be with those I like is enough,

To stop in company with the rest at evening is enough,

To be surrounded by beautiful, curious, breathing, laughing flesh is enough,

To pass among them or touch any one, or rest my arm ever so lightly round his or her neck for a moment, what is this then?

I do not ask any more delight, I swim in it as in a sea.


There is something in staying close to men and women and looking on them, and in the contact and odor of them, that pleases the soul well,

All things please the soul, but these please the soul well.
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>>675801929
I won't be here until next week
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>>675801137
>trolling
>art

Kek
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>>675803582
Please refer to
>>675803509
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>>675803061
>>675803686
Is this Bait? Or are these kids actually retarded?
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>>675803918

This is the female form,

A divine nimbus exhales from it from head to foot,

It attracts with fierce undeniable attraction,

I am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapor, all falls aside but myself and it,

Books, art, religion, time, the visible and solid earth, and what was expected of heaven or fear’d of hell, are now consumed,

Mad filaments, ungovernable shoots play out of it, the response likewise ungovernable,

Hair, bosom, hips, bend of legs, negligent falling hands all diffused, mine too diffused,

Ebb stung by the flow and flow stung by the ebb, love-flesh swelling and deliciously aching,

Limitless limpid jets of love hot and enormous, quivering jelly of love, white-blow and delirious juice,

Bridegroom night of love working surely and softly into the prostrate dawn,

Undulating into the willing and yielding day,

Lost in the cleave of the clasping and sweet-flesh’d day.


This the nucleus—after the child is born of woman, man is born of woman,

This the bath of birth, this the merge of small and large, and the outlet again.


Be not ashamed women, your privilege encloses the rest, and is the exit of the rest,

You are the gates of the body, and you are the gates of the soul.


The female contains all qualities and tempers them,

She is in her place and moves with perfect balance,

She is all things duly veil’d, she is both passive and active,

She is to conceive daughters as well as sons, and sons as well as daughters.


As I see my soul reflected in Nature,

As I see through a mist, One with inexpressible completeness, sanity, beauty,

See the bent head and arms folded over the breast, the Female I see.
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>>675800363
I'm a newfag... geniunally shocked
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>>675804128
I think they are actually retarded
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>>675804251
By a "2 Different Color Cock"?

>Me too

I never knew they came multi-colored, and pixelated
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>>675804228

The male is not less the soul nor more, he too is in his place,

He too is all qualities, he is action and power,

The flush of the known universe is in him,

Scorn becomes him well, and appetite and defiance become him well,

The wildest largest passions, bliss that is utmost, sorrow that is utmost become him well, pride is for him,

The full-spread pride of man is calming and excellent to the soul,

Knowledge becomes him, he likes it always, he brings every thing to the test of himself,

Whatever the survey, whatever the sea and the sail he strikes soundings at last only here,

(Where else does he strike soundings except here?)


The man’s body is sacred and the woman’s body is sacred,

No matter who it is, it is sacred—is it the meanest one in the laborers’ gang?

Is it one of the dull-faced immigrants just landed on the wharf?

Each belongs here or anywhere just as much as the well-off, just as much as you,

Each has his or her place in the procession.


(All is a procession,

The universe is a procession with measured and perfect motion.)


Do you know so much yourself that you call the meanest ignorant?

Do you suppose you have a right to a good sight, and he or she has no right to a sight?

Do you think matter has cohered together from its diffuse float, and the soil is on the surface, and water runs and vegetation sprouts,

For you only, and not for him and her?
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>>675803047
>no idea but I'm hard now
Fucking moot
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Duckroll
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i'm here since ogrish.com was good

fucking newfags
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>>675800667
thats a pretty good shoop i must say
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>>675804532
A man’s body at auction,

(For before the war I often go to the slave-mart and watch the sale,)

I help the auctioneer, the sloven does not half know his business.

Gentlemen look on this wonder,

Whatever the bids of the bidders they cannot be high enough for it,

For it the globe lay preparing quintillions of years without one animal or plant,

For it the revolving cycles truly and steadily roll’d.

In this head the all-baffling brain,

In it and below it the makings of heroes.

Examine these limbs, red, black, or white, they are cunning in tendon and nerve,

They shall be stript that you may see them.

Exquisite senses, life-lit eyes, pluck, volition,

Flakes of breast-muscle, pliant backbone and neck, flesh not flabby, good-sized arms and legs,

And wonders within there yet.

Within there runs blood,

The same old blood! the same red-running blood!

There swells and jets a heart, there all passions, desires, reachings, aspirations,

(Do you think they are not there because they are not express’d in parlors and lecture-rooms?)

This is not only one man, this the father of those who shall be fathers in their turns,

In him the start of populous states and rich republics,

Of him countless immortal lives with countless embodiments and enjoyments.

How do you know who shall come from the offspring of his offspring through the centuries?

(Who might you find you have come from yourself, if you could trace back through the centuries?)
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>>675800363
I'm the one that shopped that
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>>675805121

A woman’s body at auction,

She too is not only herself, she is the teeming mother of mothers,

She is the bearer of them that shall grow and be mates to the mothers.


Have you ever loved the body of a woman?

Have you ever loved the body of a man?

Do you not see that these are exactly the same to all in all nations and times all over the earth?


If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred,

And the glory and sweet of a man is the token of manhood untainted,

And in man or woman a clean, strong, firm-fibred body, is more beautiful than the most beautiful face.


Have you seen the fool that corrupted his own live body? or the fool that corrupted her own live body?

For they do not conceal themselves, and cannot conceal themselves.
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wt snacks is gonna get you with the ban hammer
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giguramesh or smth...
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>>675800363
so i herd u liek mudkips
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>>675804711
Man, 1999 was crazy.
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>>675800774
I didn't know Mick Fleetwood liked to swing...
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>>675805334
O my body! I dare not desert the likes of you in other men and women, nor the likes of the parts of you,

I believe the likes of you are to stand or fall with the likes of the soul, (and that they are the soul,)

I believe the likes of you shall stand or fall with my poems, and that they are my poems,

Man’s, woman’s, child’s, youth’s, wife’s, husband’s, mother’s, father’s, young man’s, young woman’s poems,
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Kek
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>>675805725

Head, neck, hair, ears, drop and tympan of the ears,

Eyes, eye-fringes, iris of the eye, eyebrows, and the waking or sleeping of the lids,

Mouth, tongue, lips, teeth, roof of the mouth, jaws, and the jaw-hinges,

Nose, nostrils of the nose, and the partition,

Cheeks, temples, forehead, chin, throat, back of the neck, neck-slue,

Strong shoulders, manly beard, scapula, hind-shoulders, and the ample side-round of the chest,

Upper-arm, armpit, elbow-socket, lower-arm, arm-sinews, arm-bones,

Wrist and wrist-joints, hand, palm, knuckles, thumb, forefinger, finger-joints, finger-nails,

Broad breast-front, curling hair of the breast, breast-bone, breast-side,

Ribs, belly, backbone, joints of the backbone,

Hips, hip-sockets, hip-strength, inward and outward round, man-balls, man-root,

Strong set of thighs, well carrying the trunk above,

Leg fibres, knee, knee-pan, upper-leg, under-leg,

Ankles, instep, foot-ball, toes, toe-joints, the heel;

All attitudes, all the shapeliness, all the belongings of my or your body or of any one’s body, male or female,

The lung-sponges, the stomach-sac, the bowels sweet and clean,

The brain in its folds inside the skull-frame,

Sympathies, heart-valves, palate-valves, sexuality, maternity,

Womanhood, and all that is a woman, and the man that comes from woman,
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remember these threads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGF1h4GxSs
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>>675800667
WOW TOO SOON U FAGOT FUCKOFF
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>>675805954


The womb, the teats, nipples, breast-milk, tears, laughter, weeping, love-looks, love-perturbations and risings,

The voice, articulation, language, whispering, shouting aloud,

Food, drink, pulse, digestion, sweat, sleep, walking, swimming,

Poise on the hips, leaping, reclining, embracing, arm-curving and tightening,

The continual changes of the flex of the mouth, and around the eyes,

The skin, the sunburnt shade, freckles, hair,

The curious sympathy one feels when feeling with the hand the naked meat of the body,

The circling rivers the breath, and breathing it in and out,

The beauty of the waist, and thence of the hips, and thence downward toward the knees,

The thin red jellies within you or within me, the bones and the marrow in the bones,

The exquisite realization of health;

O I say these are not the parts and poems of the body only, but of the soul,

O I say now these are the soul!

-grin man
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>>675806113
Being this new
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>>675802028
I met a girl who showed me b/ I couldn't remember what the site was called because we started messing around and all the blood went to my dick. A little bit of googling b/ random and I found my way here. I didn't get how to use it at first but the nudes and Gore were pretty exciting. I had some of both saved but my laptop is dead.
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>>675805600
also longcat is long

pic related: longcat vs tacgnol
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>>675802848
Never happened/10
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▲▲
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SHAVE BALLS
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>>675806380
Ahhh long cat! I haven't seen him in years! This is my favorite picture of the long cats
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>>675803686
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< 31 > Present for /b/ http://www26.zippyshare.com/v/tlqhMS1q/file.html
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>>675806380
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>>675805982
oh shit that kind-of gives nostalgia, what was it called? Like G-lab or some shit? I remember anons who would make impossible ones just to troll, to the dismay of many
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>>675806977
Why are you doing this/What is it?
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Still my Queen.
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>>675806429

∆∆
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back when people still cared
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>>675803325
the fuck who is this? Is she dead?
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>>675805982
They were good times, good 'ol mask threads
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The game


Yeah beat that, newfags
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Pudi Pudi
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>>675803226
I love that band
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>>675807474
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"
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>>675807764
kill yourself
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desu? DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!
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>>675808250
is this creepy pasta or something the mom part is rly freaky
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>>675808826
.
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>>675800667
WTF WHAT IS THIS "TOO SOON"
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>>675808848
:^)
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>>675809251
By the power of Desu
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>>675809410
>>675809251
samefag
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Every one of us has a waifu
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>>675800363
is this proof enough?
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I've been here for about 4 years, and I've seen over 118 pics of cp. What does that make me?
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>>675800363
ya dun goofed!
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>>675810000
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>>675800363
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anyone need a fingerbox? sellin em for a fair price
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>>675810109
puddipuddipuddipuddipuddipuddi
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Pool's closed
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>>675802582
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>>675810134
Kek
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I posted with this
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>>675811102
It wasn't bait, it was a question dumb-ass.
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>>675800363
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>>675811671
I've been waiting for some juicy sinks.
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>>675807082
G mask
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>>675801570
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>>675812069
>baiting this hard
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>>675812069
>you have to try to be this much of a faggot
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>>675812000
witnessed, have another
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>>675801328
Not that old. Funny though, there was that newfag meme "I've been here since the rock was cooking" that was right after it.
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>>675800363
Can't prove I'm something I'm not.
I've been here since 07/08 still don't consider myself an "Oldfag"
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>>675810134
i remember when i was new and i got mad i couldnt squint hard enough to read it
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>>675801587
So much of this.
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< 36 > Present for /b/ http://www26.zippyshare.com/v/tlqhMS1q/file.html
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>>675800667
To soon
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>>675811517
i poast with this
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>>675800667
>not soon enough
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>>675801376
She ain't that hot
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>>675812262
>old sink

Do not want anymore, I need an untapped faucet.
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sup
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▲ ▲
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No one has mentioned that motherfucker Heaven yet.
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>>675813659
noko goes in all fields
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▲▲
>>

▲ ▲
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>>675805982
Ah, I wish gmask had a use outside of cp...

Like most encryption and steganography shit.
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>>675800363
I got banned in 2005 for impersonating Soviet Russia. Thrust vectoring rules the skies, vtec just kicked in, multitrack drifting, if I see that fucking cat one more time
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>>675801363
Get out
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>>675812793
Why don't you upgrade to Raspberry PI 3?
Or even Banana PI M3?
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>>675801717
Doesn't matter Get out
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>>675809878
Is cornelia that .hta botnet?

Why is the captcha still here?
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>>675803509
Fake.
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>>675814315
I guarantee you're a normie.
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>>675800667
It's so sad what happened to her.
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>>675814338
1) yes
and
2) what's wrong with the captcha?
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>>675800363
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A/$/L?
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this is my fingerbox
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>>675814932
It's inconvenient.
Especially the new one.
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Still wanna see that vid.
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Old fag reporting in
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>>675815187
it's pretty easy, nothing to get mad about at least. and it stops non-stop shitposting (which could be good or bad.)
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>>675815965
Consequences will never be the same
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>>675807159
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>nerve gas
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>>675801195
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
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>>675816668
too soon
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>>675808980
Newfriend
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>>675801328
Shut up faggot
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>>675816808
What is this?
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>>675816750
ALSO ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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>>675816831
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>>675816984
It's a usb line.
I'll shot you later.
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>>675817190
too damn soon too
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>handguns dont have recoil, only rifles do, thats how you know it's fake
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>>675817200
...Oh.

I've got to ask XP to help with that then!
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I was here before lol was zoz...

Kek
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>>675817200
Do this, it will show you how to.use the cabl
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>>675812444
how are these trips unchecked ?
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>>675800363
i´m one!

btw:
whats an oldfag?
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>>675817577
>pic related
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>>675800667
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>>675817699
How is this not already common knowledge?
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>>675809953
You counted? You must have saved those pics
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I ate Reese's for breakfast!
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>>675800880
oh fuck.
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>>675817699
It's actually partially true with hiberfil.sys
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>>675818197
It's cause Apple doesn't want you to know.
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>>675801239
you fucked up.
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>>675809953
119?
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>>675801206
was an
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>>675818629
The Jews did this.
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>>675812262
>154 KB
newfag
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>>675818911
topkek
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>>675818911
>911
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>>675819140
I physically resisted that song entering my mind, yet I failed.

I don't deserve this and you can go fuck yourself, fucking candy-ass roody-poo.
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>>675818911
It's 'Olde' you stupid nigger.
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>>675819131
>Newfag detected
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>>675815965
That is. Mpl studios Sienna. Totally legal you bumbling faggot. Plus that set came out in 2012, not lat long ago.
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>>675815965
Sad that these threads don't attract /b/tards anymore, they always 404 within minutes due to a lack of posters.
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>>675819731
Fuck off randy
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I need big cums
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>>675800363
>Interracial porn
Disgusting
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>>675819731
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>>675818072
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
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>>675820375
>/l/
>/tl/
Where did everything go so wrong?

Also,
>14xxxxxxxxxxx filename
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>>675800880
Plot twist. It's actually just beef in BBQ sauce.
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