g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>675794599
'Because im already dead inside.
>>675794599
I dunno. I literally dreamed about it last night.
>>675795358
why feel dead inside ?
>>675794599
Waiting too see if this girl I like, likes me or not. If no then don't expect me to be on here much longer
>>675794599
cause i got other shit to take care of
>>675795552
Because i hung my original self on the top of a volcano with a belt now im just waiting for my body to melt. Plot twist, the belt was the belt that my father used to hit me with.
>>675795569
hope it works out, good luck man.
Because I'm accepted to the university that I've always wanted to go to and I have a family that loves me
>>675794599
cause im buying and iphone SE next week :D
party tonight
sex is good
love alcohol
and prefer to kill myself slowly with cigs
>>675794599
No promises
>>675796215
>iphone SE
what's so good about apple's new phone ?
>>675796215
Normie
Too much effort
Because i have someone that might want to be my gf? Or just best friend...
>>675796441
Nothing, they just put SE on the box.
because killing myself is not entertaining
>>675796471
fucking normies man
I'm not grand champion in rocket league yet.
>>675794599
Because my gf needs me and I don't want her dead.
Plus when I'm not comforting her I can fuck away my day on video games.
I just got a 4k$ tax return and have to blow through that first.
Because my wife is forcing me to dress as a trap, and then she's going to peg me with a strap on tonight.
Cause I was promised a blunt
>>675796441
Because it's an iphone 6s that actually fits in your pocket.
It seems the smartphone manufacturers are trying to get into the TV market recently...
>>675794599
Because my gf should be off her period today or tomorrow and then I will not be put on edge by these gifs so badly. Also, going to an awesome brewery with her and our roommates and friends tonight.
>>675796471
well and csgo is a good reason too
>>675796471
try be normal tbh is not that bad
>gf
>job
>a house
>friends
>iphone
>partying every weekend
life is good
>>675794599
Because I am not a weak faggot
>>675796815
that's what i think too.
Because I believe if I worked hard enough eventually I might actually be happy.
I've got a date with a new girl today and tomorrow I'll be fucking my ex
>>675797965
you can't just "be" a normie, most of us are here because we're too fucked up for that shit, i consider myself attractive yet girls dont even come near me anymore >inb4 kys
>>675796215
well i wont kill myself to give advice to this guy not to buy apple products and rather buy some google shares
Because i have to live to see Trump win.
>>675798219
good situation then.
Because suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
>>675798494
that is why i dont want to kill myself and you want, i dont give a shit about what others think :)
specially on 2+2 chan
Because I make YouTube videos to help people relax and fall asleep to :3
>>675799073
Channel?
>>675799073
are you a cutie asmr girl?
post link plz
I live Tuesday to Tuesday . Raid reset, this time I will get the drop I need.
>>675799138
>>675799135
Eh. Half right. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgKwnvlf98E
Because it's my birthday, and I haven't gotten all my free stuff at restaurants yet.
>>675799324
i came to a why not kill yourself thread and I left with a new asmr channel to listen to. Thanks 4chan and you anon
>>675799324
>>675799601
yeah actually is pretty good, lsitening it while playing csgo
>>675799601
ur welcom
>>675798773
Testing, please disregard
>>675794599
Cuz im gonna achieve for the first time today a hands-free orgams by inserting the biggest pen i have in my anal cavity.
(not gay,but definitevily wanna try out how a hands-free orgasm feel)
>>675799324
yeah that's pretty sweet. Heaps better than a lot of what I've heard
>>675794599
Because life is fun sometimes and I may as well experience those moments - I'm gonna be dead for ages
>>675799907
>just a little longer and I can finally pay off my tuition...
>>675794599
OP got anymore of those sweet sweet gifs????
>>675801610
a few
I'm about to bang my girlfriend.
>>675795741
Thank you Mr. Mathers.
>>675798325
> i consider myself attractive yet girls dont even come near me anymore
either you aren't attractive or you're fucking autistic
either way, kill yourself
>>675799907
Jesus Christ I must know who this is.
Because/b/ has drilled an infatuation. Into my brain and im still looking for a sissy,trap to fuck
>>675794599
because i am a teacher in England.
i get free healthcare
i earn around £1700
My rent is very cheap and bill included.
I am currently on Easter holiday
My gf is asian
My gf is 22
i have £45,500 in savings
I am white
I am male
I am 29
>>675794599
Oh, its this faggot again.
>>675803684
Bella Skye
http://i-gay.org/massagecreep-water-and-oil-bella-skye/
>>675794599
Because i haven't purchased a handgun yet, and that's how i want yo do it.
Because I just got dubs
>>675804387
>igay.org
there is more pornz to watch
>>675804715
I just copy and paste the link from a Czech porn site. Just google her name if you're not happy.
