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>>675783560
Sooo... Dead time of the night?
yup
>>675784071
Merica is out getting coffee or sleeping in.
>>675783560
Time for no effort.
btw im darks
>>675784459
That's all the time though
btw im dead
btw I'm lines
>implying im not helly btw
>>675784503
btw you fist cats
>>675784735
>implying implications
>>675784788
is this the extent of your drawing ability?
Btw im miserable
>>675784735
that would have been something..
>>675784071
Yeh, I guess so.
>>675784867
Y tho?
>>675784849
Want a commission?
>>675784849
>2 minute shitscribbles
>"this is the extend of your drawing ability?"
It's funny how anons always think this.
>>675784907
MUNDY! STICK YOUR OWN DICK INSIDE YOUR ASS!
>>675784972
what do they even look like
>>675784991
That's Darks, right? his secret santa was about the same quality.
>>675784972
I don't think anything you dish out is worth selling or buying.
>>675785108
No idea what or who you're talking about. I don't pay attention to newbie shitscribblers.
>>675783560
Supino threadino imma take your requestino
>>675785345
i request to know your timezone
>>675784991
>2 minutes.
Hah.
>>675785108
Yeah, kinda wish that one came out better. Black did deserve better.
>>675785127
You're not wrong. But tell yah what, I'll draw your shitty fetish for $5
>>675785425
Fuck why do I always forget the image.
>>675785419
GTM+0 its noon break
>>675785345
Jill peeing behind a dumpster while avoiding zombies.
>>675785536
eurotrash...
>>675785602
he's the best thing to show up all day(apart from toof)
>>675784930
because i can be
>>675785777
Trips confirm
>>675784849
A small amount of no effort added to spite you.
>>675785602
>tfw you amerifat are not GTM+0
Crymore
>>675785777
>>675786040
>777
>again
Now i just need nelsha to come in, and tell me t get on my knees with a 666 get
>>675786229
Got a problem with my workin hands?
>>675785500
>>675786449
Sergal can I have peen?
>>675786512
is this character a commentary on talking head™ drawfags or is it just a shitposter?
But no really I recognize my drawing really degrades when I get into drawthreads.
>>675786512
Maybe.
>>675786661
Kinda both fam.
>>675786661
What's talking head?
>>675786740
Fuck me, I'm an idiot forgetting my picture.
>>675786568
Work for my butt
>>675786793
fair enough
>>675786808
a drawfag that draws their avatar usually from the waist up with minor adjustments, like the mouth moving or a different expression, for each post. just a talking head.
>>675786980
How do?
>>675787013
Eh. I just can't do much without my stylus.
>>675786892
requesting rukia and swordbro doing something cute/fun with a Horsea
![2016-03-25_05.05.03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PSe0nGr.jpg "2016-03-25_05.05.03[1].jpg")
https://youtu.be/1Lb3MTlIrC4
>>675786980
Show peenor
that feeling when your new brush's crash your photoshop ;_;
Requesting SJW Zander
>>675787032
Woo me with your penis, gimme cute clothes
>>675787344
Dress me cute faggot
>>675787318
>>675787013
>a drawfag that draws their avatar usually from the waist up with minor adjustments, like the mouth moving or a different expression, for each post. just a talking head.
So, like 85% of all avatarfagging these days
Evening thread, Mr Smiles reporting in.
Any requests this fine evening?
>>675787796
essentially.
>>675787775
this is good also, saved
>>675787727
STOP THIS SHIT SWORDBRO
Requesting feel guy petting an owl
>>675787901
thicc
>>675787727
zander's got a pretty cute design.
>>675787901
call him swordking for he is above the rest of us
>>675788040
das racist
>>675785207
Darks isn't new, just not very good.
>>675788083
>>675788343
thank you very much
>>675787727
You welcome.
>>675788001
Thank;;;;
>>675788078
I never sIGNED UP FOR THIS
>>675788343
FUCK
>>675788343
Maybe this was too high of a canvas size.
>>675787929
>>675788797
How 'bout you feel the sting of my whip?
ye thread
>>675788665
requesting Transexual Zander
Jesus Christ Zander is obnoxious
>>675789614
I want pictures of Zander, he is beautiful
this is what happens in the meme call?
Just constantly shitting on each other?
Joking or not, this shits annoying
>>675789614
>Joy in a bunnysuit.
niiiice. Almost Easter...requesting drawfags wearing a bunnysuit, the sexy kind.
>>675789441
swordbro you fucking kike I hear you GIGGLING in the call
>>675789614
Fuck you
>>675789785
Its literally just the main chat, silence with some chatting
>>675789785
>meme call
you mean swordbro call?
>>675789785
Yes, none of them can really draw and all have the mentality of 8 year olds. It's the closest feeling they will ever come to having friends I guess.
>>675789785
Welcome.
>>675789678
I think I have an OC from when I was like....12 that looks kinda like Zander...
No effort guy here.
I have one last actual zero effort one, and then I'm goint to like .2 effort.
>>675789908
Interesting, show it?
>>675787841
Digging that new brush Mr. S!
Could you draw me a skeleton on fire doing casual skelly things?
>>675789933
Is that Byker with a hoodie
>checked dub dubs
>>675789981
Well, since I've literally never thrown away a drawing ever my DEEP ARCHIVE is...DEEP
So it's gonna take me a minute to find it.
Hey, since we're chatting. Do you think there's anyway you could get people like Fishboner to stop shitposting about you in threads? He pretty much admitted to using your requests to be an assmonger.
And well...the shit is fucking up MY fun.
>>675789785
how many people are in the call?
>>675789896
Name them please.
>>675790178
Yeah, I guess that'll be my drawthread avatar.
rolling for pokemon again
Can someone draw Smites rendition of Ah Puch for me?
>>675790264
I feel sad when EHG can't have his fun
>>675790423
If you behave I'll let you lay some eggs inside me for once instead of having you pulling out~
>>675790423
i am lament to inquire as to how the tail stays on
>>675783560
I took this picture of a drawing donated to a government office where I live.
>>675790264
I'm willing to wait and I'll have a chat with him about it, he can deliver to me privately
>>675790687
here is the second one.
>>675790743
here is the third
>>675790687
>>675790743
>>675790797
Now why would we care if you're not drawing for us?
>>675790855
I only have 3 enjoy.
Where's muh Nelsha, or Imma for that matter?
GET OVER HERE
>>675790701
How about you stop this autistic requesting of the same bullshit
>>675790649
mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmm
>>675790925
Nelsha's dead right now, Normally they'd be in call
>>675790516
I do too man. I do too.
>>675790389
I found it and it actually looks fucking nothing like you, although there are some minor simularities.
But. BUT.
I also found a picture of an OC self-insert I had...his name was Sackman
I'll let you guess how relevant this shit is about to be...
>>675790687
>>675790743
>>675790797
So flat and shallow...are you self taught?
>>675790389
>Espec
lost all respect.
>>675791067
is sackman bagman
>>675790925
Pretty sure Catman is offline, haven't heard from him
>>675791057
I'll request as I see fit
>>675791067
Unfortunate but thanks for taking a look
>>675791220
Sackman could beat the breaks off of Bagman and you'll see why as soon as my scanner stops being a shithouse.
>>675791334
is sackman a pair of testicles
>>675791334
fucking scanners man, what did humanity ever do to them?
>>675791067
thats slightly disappointing.
Lemmie tell you, I had to clean shit out last week and looked at all my old shit
there was a burn pile just for one of my old self inserts
>>675791204
Espec's cool
I used to hate him, but we're friends now lmao
>>675791060
Hey Zander me-boy, want a request?
Taking futa requests
Nintendo Girls only....unless you can prove she's your waifu.
Be thoroughly detailed or else I'll pass on it.
>pose
>x-ray or not
>doing fucking what exactly
>Normal or horse wiener.
It's a free drawing...so the quality depends on my mood.
>It'll most likely be shit but it's better than nothing you ungrateful lil shit so you better thank me if I deliver it for you.
GO GO GO.
>>675788665
You need eyes comrade.
They're good for your health.
>>675790649
......
OH.
>>675791683
>futa
>unless you can prove she's your waifu
>details
This seems cookiecutter to swordbro.
>>675791656
Sure, shoot
>>675790436
436, what a shitty pokemon
on the other hand, 11 titties
>>675791683
What constitutes proving a non-nintendo girl is your waifu?
>>675791988
i mean yeah, might as well try before sleep
>>675792222
>What constitutes proving a non-nintendo girl is your waifu?
I would imagine quads should be sufficient.
>>675791204
Swan?
>>675789789
Don't fap too hard
>>675791988
>This seems cookiecutter to swordbro.
really...you wasted your time on this than to prove your waifu?
Are you that scared of another anon getting it than yourself?
>>675792222
>What constitutes proving a non-nintendo girl is your waifu?
Wasting my time further decreases your chances.
>>675792342
No.
>>675792222
That looks like a receiver on a remote controlled car
>>675789789
EHG, please do this, I'm praying!
>>675792440
i see what you mean
>
>>675791683
Instead of asking me stupid questions...you could of added details and a request whether she be your waifu or not.
It's a higher chance of receiving something.
>>675789789
Why do i get a second tail
>>675790649
gorilla glue
>>675792604
>Liking Joy
>Not Disgust
Wow just..end it...end everything
>>675790098
so sorry about the delay completely missed your request, but here you go
>>675791771
heres hoping you didn't use a Gaff
>>675792649
coming from a fur drawfag, i am unsure of if you mean the makeup glue...or.. a gorilla's glue
>>675792649
Because it's sexy? Iunno.
Thank you.
>>675790423
Thanks broski
>>675792404
I must...also thank you.
>>675792725
I meant this part:
>requesting drawfags wearing a bunnysuit, the sexy kind.
Now do it since you were wrong about what I meant.
>>675792848
how are you, ol' bones?
>>675792848
Oh hahaha! This is great, thank you Mr. Smiles!!
Dont worry about the delay though, u gud
>>675791745
I have eyes, idiot.
>>675792005
I meant more as in I draw something for you. But alright.
Draw you throwing a screaming sword bro into a black smith forge.
>>675792725
I just said niiiice. Doesn't mean I l-like her or anything b-baka!
>>675792905
>Now do it since you were wrong about what I meant.
FUCK.
I can't right now. Currently sperging about my FUCKING SCANNER.
This piece of shit had betrayed me for the last time...
>>675793150
>I can't right now
I'll remind you some other time~
>>675793087
found a new set of brush's that make it feel like im cheating
>>675793102
any time
>>675793150
have you tried swearing at it, might not make it work any better, but i find it helps
>>675793266
Aight.
You have received a "Super Rare EHG DRAW /r/ :Purple Edition"
Good for one draw
>>675793312
Did you try the ones Bristle linked me? I still need to mess with photoshop and put them in
>>675793150
threaten it, tell it you'll give it one more chance, but if it fucks up you'll kick it.
>>675793381
Yay, saved!
>>675793381
Since you are handing that to anon, I'll take that super rare too, thanks.
>>675792848
God damn it skeletor
>>675792877
You know it sexy
>>675793381
>>675793629
Yeah I want one too
>>675793629
It only goes for the bunny suit.
>>675793123
well we'll trade then
draw me kicking the shit out of rukia
>>675791613
>>675793753
>>675793629
I've made a huge mistake...
>>675793799
No, it's only valid for the sexy bunny suit, r-right?
>>675793761
Bitch, you so talented~
>>675793123
Actually caused me to jump when I went past it.
>>675792051
051, Dugtrio
a little something for everyone
especially Green or Bagman
>>675794168
whoops
>>675790547
lewd
>>675792848
I....don't know how it's staying on...
>>675792877
y/w fam
>>675793761
god damn I didn't expect that today
who do I list this as?
>>675793799
Pssst, just take a picture of Sackman with your phone.
>>675794208
Looks like toothy?
>>675793999
Yes.
>>675794208
A jew.
>>675794303
Like I want people to have my sweet exif data
>>675793463
not yet, i should do those next, these ones are kinda...wierd getting used to
>>675793633
Curses!
>>675794205
Parasites, Son.
Thread is slow, dance party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=428owtKUJYk
>>675794364
damn i was waiting for that exif data
>>675794416
I really like how they look though, wanna give me a beautiful swordbro? you know, with the terrifying spirit body and everything ;^)
>>675794364
>Like I want people to have my sweet exif data
damn... thought I'd get you.
>>675794586
>>675794669
Did you...did you guys RLY just try to juke me?
>>675794364
srsly tho, people get info if you post from your phone?
>>675794208
>>675794337
is right
>>675794364
is right-ish
>>675794730
No, I mostly wanna see Sackman, but the rest would have been a nice bonus.
>>675794607
You're getting less, and less intricate with every drawing.
>>675794730
no i was mildly messing around
>>675794730
Who givens a shit about your information anyhow...
>>675794780
>srsly tho, people get info if you post from your phone?
They can. I do think you need to turn the setting on, but I don't remember exactly.
Either way, information can be embedded into some images.
>>675794971
Thats a horrible fucking joke don't ever talk to me or my son like that ever again.
>>675794883
whatdoyoumeanfriend
>>675794730
Just disable location data etc being saved to yo pics
>>675794828
Oh hey toothy! Did you get my email few days ago? Wasn't sure.
>>675794337
If thats toothy then I finally got that old request from them
from liike
almost two years?
>>675794828
thank you very much toothy <3
>>675795114
But dad, you taught me that shit!
>>675795114
EHG your table have a face
it creeps me out
>>675795132
If you're confused, consult an alchemist.
>>675795213
Well be thankful bro, her shits been fucked and prob still is for ages now.
>>675794607
close enough
>>675794828
I hope you come back soon, because I'll feel bad til you do
>>675795520
it's beautiful, thank you
https://soundcloud.com/keenan-steward/disclo-1
>>675793760
Brush is acting a little fucky
>>675795503
I really am ; ; ;
FUCK
THANK YOU
>>675795114
Not like it matters, there are already people out there with your address
>>675795724
saved
>>675795794
>there are already people out there with your address
And not a single dragon dildo has shown up on my doorstep.
Fucking disappointing.
>>675795792
it puts the swordbro in the lava, or else it gets the hose again
>>675795634
keep up that fine detail man, works finally showing through
Night thread
>>675795964
If I had the money to waste, I'd honestly hand-deliver it just to see your reaction
I'm sure a good laugh would be had by all
>>675796100
Anon that...that just sounds lewd...
>>675792848
Hey could you draw the king of thorns from KSBD?
pic related.
>>675796045
>keep up that fine detail man, works finally showing through
>insert meme here
>>675796189
and...gay...
>>675796189
I don't see anything lewd in that paragraph, I think you're just projecting bruh
A while ago without posting any updates, I was requested to draw:
• Nebulae
• Dimmu Borgir’s Keyboard
• Lightning in the sky
• Canada
• An eviscerated person
• Nipple on a hook
• A road going nowhere
• Llamas with Hats
• Rubberduckzilla
• Pac-Man
• Spilled Cider
• A black rose
• Spoilsbury Toast Boy’s beetles
If you requested any of this, here's the thing so far. Been a while since I've been on here. So, if you have any requests, fire them this way. Enjoy.
>>675794095
You got a problem, friend?
>>675796311
Anon: Hey EHG I just brought you the...big PACKage
EHG: Oh wow it sure is a biggon. But I know something that might be bigger.
Anon: Whats that?
EHG: You're dick.
Anon: Ur rite, I forgot
>>675796339
You're literally talking about hand delivering a dildo to another man.
>>675796189
Is your car dark green?
>>675796533
what a coincidence i was thinking about doing this to another drawfag
>>675796533
Yeah. Nothin lewd about that.
It's all in your head dude.
>>675796424
No partner, let's get back to base.
>>675796796
I'm just not going to use a transparent background next time.
>>675794730
Or...you could take the picture with your 3ds instead. It's what I do since it doesn't contain any exif data.
>>675795148
i did~ sorry for not responding sooner
>>675795213
i'm pretty forgetful, gomen desu. i'm glad you like it tho
>>675795598
the only person that needs to feel bad is me. so no worries ~~
>>675795964
>
>>675796946
Awww, I'd pay good money for a flower sized EHG. Great work.
gOOD MORNING
>>675797089
Good morning monster titties sharkgal.
>bueno.jpg
>>675794187
187, Hoppip. Man, this is what being an artist feels like, huh? I'll see you motherfuckers at the Louvre.
Maybe I will take a request now.
>>675796946
Still can't help but feel entirely responsible
>>675796533
kek
>>675796397
Caaaaaaaarl
>>675797155
there's not a single titty in that drawing anon
>>675797089
Hey peep
>>675797268
b-but
>
>>675797229
That is one hideous looking Kaaaaarl.
>>675797374
fair enough
hello guys next bob ross here
>>675796424
hot delivery
>>675796946
srsly dont worry about it, i think you were drunk when we were talking so I understand ; ;;
>>675797559
thanks fam, love it
now its time to pass out before work
How the FUCK does toothy do this coloring wizardry
>>675797155
Um my tiddy aren't monster. They're average at best.
>>675796796
Who are you?
>>675797559
Rekt
>>675797649
Doesn't mean I won't motorboat them.
>>675797649
spread puss puss
>>675797559
that seems to be a recurring theme in my life.
~
>>675797172
i lost my cool over old baggage, it's entirely not your fault. no worries!
Here, have the lot.
>>675797905
and yesterday's for good measure
>>675797905
>>675797941
only 4 of those are fappable you mad man, here's to hoping to better rolls next time.
>>675796251
already did
lol came back on the way to bed to shut down the comp.
>>675796271
all of the memes
>>675797642
CLIT DICK
>>675797825
Hey, I dont blame you
drunk is GOOD feeling
>>675798008
...which ones?
>>675798056
woops wrong image.. also sorry il draw him later, i did draw something ksb related though... this one i think
anyways laters
>>675798171
Vullaby
Staraptor
Slowpoke
Mienfoo
>>675797704
Gosh little anon...you sure are weird.
>>675797771
hsssss so close. No.
>>675796397
Do you take lewd reqs? Theres a nipple there.
>>675798490
Only for you bae.
You make my kokoro go doki doki.
>>675797701
Just someone who found a thread, and became a part of it somehow.
>>675797941
>>675797905
What a coincidence i drew pokemon too yesterday
>>675786449
>probably wont be 666
BUT GET ON YOUR KNEES ANYWAY
>>675799014
I would lovingly destroy that zangoose in the lewdest ways.
>>675799100
>>675786449
double dubs is good enough, now get ready.
>>675799014
you da best toof
>>675799014
shiiit way to put my in my place
(the fucking trashcan)
>>675799182
Literally none of that is Toothy
>>675789789
>>675799374
ooooh, is it Coon?
>>675798178
>>675796397
Bests in thread
>>675799517
youre not allowed to go anywhere crumpledickskin.
>>675799014
mandingo, is it?
>>675798602
Well then... I suppose we both have masks then?
>>675799554
Looks like Mandingo
>>675798579
Oh you're just being kawaii desu now senpai!
>>675799182
I wish I was toof she is like a billion times better then i am.
>>675799315
Nooooo i JUST wanted to share porkemon lewds too! I'm sorry anon! Yours are really nice!
CALL THE COPS
taking /r/s
>>675799716
put your dick in the sharks butthole.
someone give me something to work on
>>675799647
liesss mine are comically awful
>>675797642
textures
>>675799769
I dont know how i feel about this
also holy shit that was fast
>>675799801
draw a cute mawile
>>675799854
well you asked, that was my req. haha
>>675799936
i guess ill try
>>675799801
Cute mawile on Shaymin-sky action
>>675799860
Might try something different; get away from the old binary tool for a (ma)while
>>675800053
im fine with that, use whatever tool you like, i believe in you.
>>675799860
>>675800029
>721 pokemon
>2 cute mawile requests
is this some kind of jape
>>675799613
>>675799630
Well my signature is kinda in the image.
>>675800145
no idea, mawiles just my fav pokeman and has been since it was made.
>>675799517
Stay here...I'll help you get rid of that boner.
>>675799716
I really wanna shank you
Tips for lonely people?
>>675800145
What can I say, I also find Mawile cute
>>675800395
edge to porn, do drugs, stop caring.
>>675799647
/r/ a bear hug from you.
>>675800454
I was thinking of something a bit more constructive, but thanks anon.
>>675800581
get a hobby, get good at hobby, make money off hobby, thats how most artists are.
>>675800395
religion
>>675800395
make friends
>>675800760
Good tip I guess, thanks!
>>675800581
It was constructive.
Edge for the dopamine, do drugs in social settings, and stop caring because it turns people off from you big time. Loneliness is like an uncanny valley for other people, they will either see you as a downer at best or untrustworthy at worst...so tricking yourself and dealing with your shit is an attractive option.
>>675799936
that's some good butthole right there
>>675799156
C-cmon dont just use me like this
>>675800385
do it fag
>>675800875
its the only real tip i can offer as the same type of person.
>>675800993
But why not? its what you're good for, you fluffy 10,000 neckbones. now say "ahhh"
>>675800958
Ah, makes sense, thanks for explaining!
>>675800532
You mean a great white hug!
>>675800962
haha nice, thanks
>>675801147
I regret nothing
>>675789789
mornin'
>>675801098
Y-yes I meant that >///<
so soft.~
>>675801209
Good mornin'
thank you.
>>675799517
thank you as well.
>>675801340
YO BUT SHE'S BASICALLY MADE OF EARS
>>675799615
I'm also tired enough that I forgot how I draw faces, and my drawing software went, and crashed half way through this.
silent wheezing
>>675802225
sit on my face
>>675801098
can i lay on your booty? it looks super soft and comfy.
is thread dead?
>>675802225
Pooj plz.
>>675802361
im not that kinda girl anon uguu
>>675802682
smite my dusty bones
>>675801065
Aaah
Do what you must, you big bully
