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>Chinese
>Study in US
>No one knows today is my birthday
Begging for a simple happy birthday. Also feel thread.
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happy birthday!
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>>675737586
happy birthday friend
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happy birthday
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>>675737586
Happy Birthday dude, you'll be the smartest guy at the iphone factory for sure!
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>>675737586
Happy birthday chink /b/ro
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Shēngrì kuàilè

99% chance Google translated that wrong
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happy birthday anon
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Happy birthday!
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>>675737586
happy birthday bro.

I hate your women kinda atm, chinese gf broke up with me (though i was probably gonna dump her soon). Boy was she spoiled and materialistic.

What caused the breakup, me not spending enough on her. $40 dollar eye cream, the other $80 worth of shit didn't matter, it was all about the eyecream bros, just letting you know.

>chinese gf never again
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>>675737586
Happy birthday bro, here's a birthday song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=idzWmuQJwmE
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>>675737586
Happy birthday b/ro
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Happy birthday!!!!!!!
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>>675737586
Where do you go to school?
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>>675737586
todays my b-day too 3/25/93. happy bday bro.
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Happy Birthday!
Here's a good album to listen to today.
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>>675737586
Where you at good friend let's party
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Hope you had a fantastic birthday :D
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>>675738537
Happy 23rd!
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Happy Birthday op.
There, some tits.
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>>675737586
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MICROPENIS CHINK WEEB FAGGOT
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>>675737586
go back to chinkland and eat cats faggot
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Happy birthday you hard working chink.

I wish there was a way to deliver pizza via proxy. So anon could stay anon.
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>>675737586
Where at ?
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>>675739328
What's wrong with eating cats? OH that's right, you're a lady with feelings. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
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>>675737586
Happy Birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k
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happy birthday
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>>675739331
If you don't bother to pay a mercenary to deliver it.
30 minutes or less, or you next victim is free.
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>>675737586
As long as you don't smell awful like 90% of the international chinks at my college then happy birthday anon.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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>>675739852
Chinks smell?!
Dont they shower like 3 times a day?
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happy birthday jackie
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>>675740059
Bad breath mostly. And funky hair sometimes. Chink chicks pussies are more mushrooms than honey.
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Happy Birthday. Study hard, get good job, and get only A's!
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Happy birthday, here's some tits
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You must meet people and do frisky shit Op you cant go on like this go on an experience!
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>>675737586
身日快乐,先生。我送给你我的大狗屎。
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>>675737586
you are no fag OP
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merry christmas!
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>>675737586
Happy birthday anon
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>>675737586
sheng re quai le
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>>675737586
habby birth day/ love u
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>>675737586
Why don't you shit in public. That should make you feel at home.
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>>675741146
do you even ching chong, 小姐
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>>675740059
Only because they shit in the showers.
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>>675738385
MIT
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Happy Birthday
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happy birthday buddy. what's your field? i'm a musician and i'm the only non-chinese person in my studio (i'm not american either). seems like it's real hard for you guys when you haven't mastered the spoken language or your accent is too thick.
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Happy birthday, welcome to america
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>>675737586
you came to the right place buddy, take this ,gif as your birthday present
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>>675737586
Happy birthday anon
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