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Nerd
first for love
>>675736991
you are nestled gently against my extremely muscled and manly-smelling chest
>>675737144
they are fundamentally the same, except carls jr has a better menu
David has all the details in check.
Can you compete with that, Dom?
>>675736901
You're too kind.
>>675737114
That's nice, it'll make them feel better about being second best.
>>675737193
He's so precious!
>>675737375
>>675737345
no.
>>675737359
maybe
I am knowledgeable
>>675737259
describe many-smelling
I'm not too big into musk or anything like that
>>675737375
Yeah, like that
>>675737452
But it is appreciated
+l
>>675737514
man-smell is this kind of sharp salty tang, but not overbearing or anything
>>675737359
I also play with them all the time.
>>675737377
Eric makes me miss having a cornsnake.
How are your cockroaches doing?
>>675737589
ah, that's the reason for it
>>675737420
>>675737628
I dunno if I'd like that...
I would have to experience it I suppose
>>675737850
you would. anyway i am playing league now. smooches
>>675737452
O-oh.
>>675737469
You always have my back.
>>675737945
david really is a better fit for you than i...
>>675737635
Do they play with each other?
>>675737674
Your kindness sustains me.
Bye bye domald
>>675737932
c-can I watch
>>675737789
so are you actually watching the show or just grabbing screenshots?
>>675738048
How do you say?
>>675738126
Of course I'm watching it.
oh I have to patch
>>675738235
I'm just checking. How do you like it so far?
>>675738434
I'm only on episode four.
>>675738613
>>675738434
Wow, okay, I'm retarded.
I love it.
>>675737673
Joseph is angry at Gregor because Gregor bullied him when I got them the new tank. Other than that they are doing great. They're a lot more comfortable with being handled too.
>>675738099
No, they used to be stay really close to each other all the time, but since Gregor bullied Joseph he's keeping some distance.
>>675738714
Glad to hear. Todomatsu really is the shittiest brother though.
incorrect.
>>675738942
>>675739065
>>675738739
I hope they can make up and settle their differences.
>>675739610
They will. I'll separate them for a bit and then when I put them back together they'll be best buds again.
THATS
NOT
NICE
>>675738108
confirmed voyeur
>>675740335
I'm not some kind of PERVERT
>>675738159
because you're cute and I like cute things
It's accurate and it's adorable.
Suck it up.
but it's not nice
>>675740601
Says who?
I say
>>675740668
it's NOT TRUE
>>675740822
says me
and as you say I am knowledgeable
ergo
I would know
sorry i guess
>>675741014
There is a difference between being knowledgeable on seemingly identical food chains and that.
>>675741012
Oh okay
You provide a good argument
>>675741163
what is the difference
>>675741247
I am a master arguer
>>675741386
You are the knowledgeable one.
You tell me.
>>675741680
this is none
>>675741430
I fall beneath your relentless logic
>>675741816
Well then uh.
There you have it.
What are you going to do about it?
>>675741837
tell me, was it the unstoppable barrage of stubborn denial, or was it the mastery of the caps lock key that destroyed your resolve?
>>675742147
I'm going to take a cute boy out to hardees
>>675742321
I was afraid you were tearing up and didn't want to be responsible for you crying so I figured I would abandon the argument
>>675742893
>didn't want to be responsible for you crying
I've never heard a more baldfaced lie in my life
>>675742334
How tall even are you?
>>675743154
how tall are you
i am 6'4"
>>675743145
I heard one about 18 minutes ago
>>675740511
>>675740511
>>675740511
>>675743238
Answer my question first.
i told you, i am 6'4"
>>675743542
5' 9"
>>675743302
sh-shut up yours was worse
SHOW OFF
btw I'm 6'0 ;)))))
>>675743268
what's your weight dom?
5'5"
> Shortest one in here so far
>>675743903
195
I'm 5'2
>>675743920
WRONG
so
Hi guys,
What's going on?
ioh my god i want ot pick esien up and throw him over my shoulder
>>675743994
it'll be okay
many have done so
>>675743665
5' 11"
Or like, 6'
Either or.
>>675743621
o
eisen post you standing next to literally anything
>>675744142
c-cute
Eisen post pics standing next to wraps.
>>675744183
How tall is he?! 4' !
>>675744419
pay attention
I like to think Eisen sits on another short person's shoulders and wears a trenchcoat so they can pretend they are a single adult to get into R rated movies.
>>675743735
Nothing was worse than yours
It goes down in history with "I am not a crook" and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
There's like pretty much zero pictures of me from the past four years
unless you want my prom pictures .////.
oh my god you guys don't bully aezin
Post prom pics actually.
>>675744537
do you really think I'll be that famous?
>>675744663
yes post those
do not
maybe I will show you demos
>>675744728
would you like a hug
>>675744920
i will not reject one
demos show me after he shows you
odds mutant
yes do
>>675744945
you can sit on my lap even if you want
>>675744522
No
>>675744834
Probably not, unless you do it the Kim Kardashian way and leak a sex tape
>>675745434
no, I'm not some kind of pervert
>>675745586
and we're back to square one
>>675745918
DELETE THIS
>>675743920
5'4 baby
>>675745815
cute
>>675745834
there is no escape from this cycle of deceit
>>675746216
at least you admit it is deceit
>>675746466
yeah but yours is worse
>>675745815
saved
FOR FUCK'S SAKE! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GFUR THREAD!!!
>>675747236
>>675747236
>>675747236
>>675747236
>>675747272
ha ha sucker
>>675747236
Drumpsters are a good place to store crab.
icen is 12?
>>675746721
My only deceit was pretending to fall before your "logic"
>>675747570
son't forget pretending to care about my emotional well-being
good job demos you ruined the thread
based oglaf
>>675747430
Why would you do this to me?
I did not
>>675747741
avery listen to HTRK with me
>>675747765
I didn't do anything
>>675747905
I can't because my sister is sleeping in the same room
>>675747980
why
do you want to join a tinychat
>>675748122
I do not
>>675748207
me neither
you never answered why though
>>675748310
why what
>>675747698
The threads would be a lot more boring without you
nevermind my tab froze
>>675746740
have fun with it
>>675748387
th-thanks you too
>>675748334
why your sister is there
>tinychat
>>675748387
>>675748499
because this is the room we have been given to stay in for the week
>>675748681
I see
is your sister as cute as you
>>675748397
you know I will
ks is that you
>>675748814
I-I dunno
>>675749045
Righteous
>>675749101
do you share clothes
>>675749327
no
>>675748677
>
>>675748460
Yes, I am pretty incredible
>>675749436
are you the same size
>>675749555
yes I agree
>>675749559
not really
although I can't say I've done a rigorous comparison
>>675749555
>>675749735
I need new music
>>675749972
how new
>>675750091
I dunno
I don't know how to find minimal music
I think I am moving on from noise
I dunno I don't have headphones so I haven't been able to listen to anything loud recently
>>675749933
>>675750380
Well what the hell, haven't run into a carrot thread tonight and I'm bored. How is everyone?
>>675750486
>>675750343
here have something arbitrary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqvknfoHgg8&list=PLqqbBkneLIW2xYOWXvMZ-be6L07LlFwIC
>>675750865
>>675751055
blargh
kissy pls
>>675751145
no good?
>>675751112
>>675751293
>>675751145
Hello, David
>>675751479
>>675751708
>>675751227
I didn't click it
I just clicked it
I don't know not for me
I drank a bunch of tea and I feel like I should do something
ah, the dark anime man appears, his mystique awes me
>>675751829
>>675751675
hey maru
how are you
>>675751846
hmph
>>675751889
He's called Maru, don't you forget it.
>>675751992
I'm doing well enough, thanks. How about yourself?
>>675751986
>>675751675
Hi, Maru.
how could I be so easily defeateddddddddddddddddd
>>675752253
>>675752318
>>675751889
I'm not sure that I'm the kind of guy to be awed over.
>>675752230
Hey, Raccoon, thanks for coming to my defense <3
>>675752231
pretty decent
I have a bunch of homework to do but it'll be okay I guess
do you want to join my skype call
>>675752304
Hola, Jams. Como estas?
>>675752649
I'll be swearing a lot tonight, I'm afraid. Would that be an issue?
>>675752610
Don't thank me, I'm pissed off at you.
>>675752701
Bien bien, y tu? The Mexican cooks are adamant I learn Spanish.
Doing laundry, awol 10 minutes
>>675752604
>
>>675752313
You're weak
Kill me.
raccoon, be nice
>>675752952
you're right
>>675752952
>>675752846
not at all
why will you be swearing a lot
>>675752866
I can't really say that I'm shocked at that... I'm sorry, though. Stuff has been pretty hectic over here.
>>675752917
It's always good to know a bit of spanish, especially in the states. Being able to talk to the help is always beneficial.
>>675753048
He has good reason not to be nice to me.
>>675753217
>>675753336
Dota. Been a bad day for it.
>>675753410
golden boy is slowly dying
Okay actually it looks like rain so I'll need to go down to the damned laundromat. I'll be gone like an hour or so
>>675753134
Good seeing you again. Bai
>>675753364
I think they just want to talk shit with me without the whites knowing.
>>675753631
literally who
>>675753686
>>675753715
That's also a good reason to know a second language.
>>675753838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp6-MAFbCY
>>675753996
o
>>675753928
Right? Fuck the honkies.
>>675754309
I wouldn't go so far as to say that, but yes.
>>675754452
Why? They're awful.
>>675753445
why not play a more friendly game
>>675754714
I can't vouch for all horrible white folk, man.
>>675754797
Cuz I can't stack focused while playing any other game? I've tried, a lot.
>>675754227
wait your sister is asleep but your still posting
are you in a bunk bed
>>675755057
no, she is just a heavy sleeper
>>675755234
are you a heavy sleeper
>>675754964
They're all awful.
>>675753364
Once you said you didn't want to hurt me, not even indirectly.
>>675755302
not really
sometimes
Rawling
>>675755419
which times
>>675755751
I dunno
no pattern I have noticed
>>675755913
do you sleep better when you drink
>>675756044
no
nobody does
sleeping while drunk is closer to being knocked out than actual healthy sleep
>>675756210
I really enjoy drinking lightly and taking naps
alcohol is shit
smoke weed
>>675755406
I'm aware of what I said, and if I have done that, even indirectly...
Well, I don't think this is the best avenue to talk about that.
drugs are bad
alcohol is bad
you're all bad
eat more ass
thinkin about consuming the rest of this bottle of sleeping pills and finishing off the bourbon
I was gonna say something but I forgot
>>675757765
do not
>>675757765
how many are left
that sounds pretty nice honestly
>>675757859
ugh fine all right just for you
>>675757998
looks like 15
I know you guys like them, Aussiebums are having a 60% off sale right now.
http://www.aussiebum.com/sale
Buy some and post the results.
>>675758110
>>675758081
kiss me instead
>>675759181
that's so strange but I still love it
He finished his molt already! I'll get a pic of him when he calms down cause he's super stressed right now.
utterly ignored by avery, going to cry
! #CruzSexScandal is trending on twitter
Help us kill the rat once and for all.
