What is the best opener to pick up girl?
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What is the best opener to pick up girl?
>>675714636
most cars come with a button you can press to open up the trunk
shovel to the side of her head
>>675714636
>"ayy gurl u wan FUCK"
>>675714636
> Your burka looks great today!
> damn, you should be my partner in the next watermelon eating contest I have
> wow, your eyes look wider than most asian girls your age
> jeez, looks like someone forgot to shave their face, maybe you can come over and I can help with that
> holy moly, I sure could make strong babies with you considering how big your hips are
> golly, your loin sure smells moist, are you coming onto me?
protip: carry mace and a gun, most women don't like 'openers' and will try to kill you
>>675714636
Hi, my name's (your name) I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
>>675714636
Hey baby you want some fuck?
do you like fedoras?
>>675714636
Whatever gadget it is that opens the jaws of a crane.
"I'm Justin Bieber. Did you see a dingo dog go by here with my shirt?"
AFC everywhere
Ay girl, what yo MySpace is?
>>675714636
You wanna go somewhere and fuck?
do you sucky sucky fucky fucky? Are you so horny?
>>675714636
I’ll have you know I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas and I’m the top in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another. I will wipe with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am across the USA and your being traced right now so you better prepare for the maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained, but I have access to the United States. If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over and you will drown
"Can I eat your pussy?"
"Hello, I have a forklift license"
>>675714636
That depends.
>>675714636
Damn I left the keys to my Mercedes in my mansion.
>>675717580
>I will wipe with precision
Oh please DO go on.......
could you help break the ice for me, its kinda hard
>>675714636
>What is the best opener to pick up girl?
"I bet your cunt smells awful"
>>675714636
How much for an hour?
I'll bet you like to get down.
>>675714636
Your wallet.
"You wanna know why you suck?"
I'd insert my penis into your vagina, if you catch my drift.
>>675720237
>>675714636
Her legs
>>675714636
Hey ( and make conversation)
Or
Can I buy you a drink
>>675719936
Why?
>>675714636
rope
>>675714636
ey bb u wunt sum fuk?
when u gon let me clap dem cheeks?
>>675714636
>I like your dress
>its a shirt freak
>...ok
"Hello my name is" followed by a conversation where you say interesting things and flirt. I haven't had a first date not end on sex since I was a teen and that was just a bad date.
There isn't an art to picking up woman. Woman want sex, men want sex. Just make yourself available and be charming. There is no medical line. Just be yourself, and if you hit it off you get a date. If you don't, then just move on. By hitting it off I mean sexually. Not just friendly. Best case scenario with friendly is that you band her, but it turns out she was holding back because she has a boyfriend or just got out of a bad relationship. That's bad.
Also weed is a good pick up drug, alch is not. Don't pick up drunk chicks or drink too much with one. You'll probably get laid, but whiskey dick and regret follow.
>>675716442
>>675716401
>>675716642
all pantie droppers
>>675718199
Nice shoes wanna Fuck suger tits
>>675719796
Hope you've got medical alert! cuz I'm going to break your hip! you old bat!
>>675721319
>tips fedora.
u gib le suk?
>>675717783
Ahhh, the old Forklift Method.
OP you're a faggot. Tell her you want her slob on your knob and a sandwich after. No opener get to the fucking point
>>675721595
I'm more than ready. You want me so bad.
Hi I saw you eating over there and I decided to talk to you because you're pretty
"lets make america great again"
"would you like to feel the bern with me?"
>>675714636
the fuck is she doing with her arms
>>675721319
wtf is this shit a virgins guide to pussy?
>>675714636
as long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit
>>675719796
she ain't so bad for 80
Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?