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TooManyCooksism
Thread gay af
>>675712689
knowledgism
Druze
Agnostic
Jesus
>>675713079
Hello Brother
>>675712689
Buddhism
>>675713833
>neckbeard
Also checked
>>675713833
"I'm smart enough to doubt the existence of a god but i'm not smart enough to bring any arguments if I'm in a discussion with a religious person"
>>675712689
Pastafarian
>>675714211
>>675714574
Muslim
>>675714970
My brother
What's it called when you don't give a shit?
>>675716198
Rastafarian.
>>675714211
Or apathetic. We're on /b/ in all honesty
Wiccan
>tfw everyone online thinks your an edgy teen or a pixie tumblrina
>>675716198
Constipationism
>>675716313
Yeah that'll do, roast away motherfuckers
>>675713703
Tell us your secrets, oh druze dude.
moot
SDA, yo.
Atheist.
Tao Te Ching
Buddhism
>Not really a religion, I know.
>>675714195
>>675717004
>>675717093
Nice, actually.
>>675713833
Isn't agnosticism just atheism but without balls?
>>675716473
Come see the alter where I practise my faith.
Christian
I hail Eris with a fury only Bob Dobbs can match.
>>675712689
>implying I have a religion
>>675712689
I'm a dudeist priest
>>675717233
Agnosticism isn't a belief claim, it's a knowledge claim
>>675717609
>Atheism.
Mormon.
Seriously.
No seriously.
>>675717233
It's the only logical position to take as there's no evidence either way. Plus a lot of atheists are self righteous cunts.
>>675717678
no agnosticism is just atheism without balls
Mormon
I AM A VIGILANT OF STENDARR
We hunt Bronies and any other abominations that prey on mortals. Feminists. Hipsters. Social Justice Warriors. But the Bronies are the worst. Their callous disregard for our lives is abhorrent in the eyes of the God of Mercy
>>675717788
Easy there, Mr. Double dubs.
>>675717788
R u serious?
>>675717754
A belief? Yes. Religion? Hell no.
>>675717754
>implying atheism is a religion
Science and logic religion with facts and evidence.
Which one is that?
>>675716447
its okay brah hope you did something good fr the equinox. just past.
>>675717788
A fellow Mormon on 4chan
>>675717813
True, but isnt assuming there is no god a strong inductive belief?
>>675716447
Pegans are the worst. Not because of the religion, because of the pegans.
And you're probably just as bad.
>>675717821
agreed. Its pretty much atheism but the subject wants to be "deeper" then that
>>675717821
In a way, actually. Agnostic people don't have the "balls" to confidently say "nah there's no God" and they don't have the balls to jack off to loli either
>>675717845
>>675716521
Roast? Don't you mean bake?
>>675717821
Not really, you can be agnostic without being an atheist. And you can be atheist without claiming agnosticism
>>675717938
>>675717948
Atheism is most definitely a religion, anyone who says otherwise is an insecure cunt.
>>675718217
Atheism is just a lack of belief in a God or Gods. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>675717987
I try
Catholic.
I am a follower of Mr.Clean, may peace be with you all.
>>675718313
Atheism is a religion that follows the ideology that other religions are wrong.
>>675717845
You look like Jimmy in Pulp Fiction
>>675718217
Religion= A particular system of faith and worship involving a superhuman controlling power that brings one ascribes importance. Where is atheism in this?
I unironically believe Lovecraftian mythology is real.
>>675718457
nah
>>675718457
But a philosophy/ideology is not inherently a religious one
Tarvuism
Most people that call themselves atheist don't reject the possibility of there being a god.
>>675717821
Tone that euphoria down anon.
Illuminati
>>675718587
Heaven's gate looking motherfucker.
>mfw tomorrow is good Friday
>>675718457
Simply not true. Yes, there are atheists that do claim such things, but atheism itself is just a lack of belief.
>>675718532
>>675718457
Atheism is the null position. It is the answer to the God question. that is all. It isn't a philosophy. Are you really this dumb or just trolling?
Self-improvement, with my body as my individual temple
>>675718606
True. Im 99% sure there are no gods. There's a small percentage, but for all practical purposes, I call myself an Atheist.
Speaking as a modern day samurai, I follow zen buddhism and live my life the Bushidō way.
romulus
>>675718559
You're retarded. Plain and simple. You're just retarded for believing that.
>>675718597
That's me. If you truly pride yourself on rationality then you should be able to base your disbelief more on probability than certainty, because even if you think god(s) don't exist then there should be a margin for error.
>>675717821
>>675717813
>>675717678
>>675714574
>>675713833
gnostic theism: I Know there is a god
gnostic atheism: I know there is no god
Agnosticism: I don't know if there is a god or not.
>>675718829
the insecurity is strong in this one.
Pic related.
>>675718410
same here brother
Catholic /bros
>>675718746
mfw someone is this full of shit.
>>675717622
The dubs proves he is a priest
>>675718410
Don't drop your bible
An Orthodox Jew.
>>675719303
male or bitch?
Orthodox Jew, Dad is from Ukraine
>>675719303
You're not on a good site, my friend.
>>675718457
>t.nigger
>>675712689
7th Day Adventist
>>675719303
are you a boy or a girl?
>>675719024
No. Both theism and atheism are beliefs. To actually know something, there needs to be proof.
I was actually raised an unorthodox jew, but now i'm just an orthodox jew.
Anti Theist
Cat-holic
>>675719141
>>675719193
>>675718410
Of course the asshole of Christianity pinches its loaf on /b/
>>675719024
Agnostic theism - I don't know if there's a God, but I believe there is
Agnostic atheism - I don't know if there's a God, but I don't believe there is
>>675719622
The church of Set
>>675719750
theres a difference between being just Christian and being a Catholic
being a faggot
I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas. You think you can get away with the Internet? you better prepare for the maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and that’s just with my bare hands. If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over and drown
>>675719750
Oh boy, if I wasn't so Catholic I'd really knock your block-off buddy you have no idea how bad I'd whoop ya, but I'm a tad too devout to be wrathful towards a heretic such as yourself! just watch your back friend.
>>675719253
Catholic here. We don't read the bible, we pay people to read it for us. Sometimes in children.
>>675720088
Correct, Catholicism is Christianity's asshole.
>>675712689
LaVey Satanist
>>675720299
Those bishops do like kids assholes.
>>675720299
Catholicism is Christianity's shining star holding up the across against a field of heretics. So think twice before you speak that nonsense sir.
>>675719958
If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over
Asatuism
>>675720430
The religion of manchildren
>>675720430
Independent Satanism >>> LaVeyan Satanism.
>>675720299
you better prepare for the maggot.
>>675712858
It takes a lot to make a stew
im my own god of this world
>>675717788
You wear magical underpants
>>675720495
It holds up the religion by being the ass upon which Christianity sits.
Bad
>>675720709
a touch of love and laughter too
>>675720709
I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved
Thelemite
>>675720299
>>675720088
nah, being a Catholic is like being the advanced form of Christianity. We're top dog of all Christian sects. The Methodists look at us with envy. The Baptists look at us with rage. The Lutherans curse their ancestors for leaving. The Anglicans would eat their own shit just to look at us. The Presbyterians are cool tho.
Zoroastrian
>>675716447
SAme
>>675720948
Fire pretty
>>675714574
>>>675713833
>"I'm smart enough to doubt the existence of a god but i'm not smart enough to bring any arguments if I'm in a discussion with a religious person"
Copied and pasted to notepad
>>675720910
>being an idol worshipper in the current year
>>675720910
A wonderful description.
>>675712689
Thelema
>>675720838
Abstract kek
I used to be a Presbyterian but then I converted to Scientology.
inb4 scientology is whack yo. or whatever you plEEbs (how its pronounced morons) come up with.
i don't have a religion
and i don't care what yours is as long as you chill af
>>675721262
>listening to the heretics about Catholicism without even talking to a Catholic about it.
>>675712689
euphoria
>>675720910
and Orthodoxy is very happy for kicking you out
>>675721425
Scientologists aren't allowed on 4chan tho.
>>675720836
https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8
I'm a devout Jashinist.
Presbyterianism
Everything else is fucking heresy.
Tayism, she died for us all
Juggalo since '06
Itheist
I am an avatar of the creator, he pulls the strings, I am the universe
>>675712689
I'm not sure what I'd call myself. I believe in God, but don't participate in organized religion. What does that make me?
>inb4 faggot
>>675721776
>>675720609
>TFW I'll never die in battle
>TFW I'll never be carried to Valhalla by the Valkyries
>>675721486
Orthodoxy is where its at anyways. Your pope litterally kisses niggers feet. Shame.
>>675712689
Patriarchal Rape Culture, I'm reformed but I make sure to get the word out on weekends.
>>675721941
I fucking love being a juggalo tbh
Religion is cancer
>>675722004
Nah, you're just a landwhale.
>>675721776
What the fuck is that.
>it's pretty obscure.
>you've probably never heard of it before.
>other religions are too fucking mainstream.
>>675712689
I don't have one
I AM A SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF MAN
Pastafarian
>>675721272
>Crowley
Mah nigga
>>675722193
A penis??? Poor guy
>>675718410
Best religion
>>675722222
Satanism
>>675722222
Damn nigga, them quints loud as fuck nigga
>>675718457
I consider atheism a religion because atheists tend to worship themselves or mankind in general
>>675722222
HOLY SHIT
HE'S REEEEEEEAAAALLLLLLL
>>675721037
blessed be
>>675722388
not really, mostly pizza
>>675722128
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jashin
It was bait. I was baiting.
>>675722014
I was to much of a dumbass to scroll down a bit before posting
Asatru
>>675722004
you are the universe according to physics, there's no evidence of a creator, and if so he wouldn't control much seeing what humans are
>>675722298
At least i have balls
>>675722123
In your experience of reality, it is entirely possible that my avatar appears to your perception as a walking, talking beluga appears in mine, a keen observation
>>675722362
Satanists are just Christians but even deeper into the shit. They're the edgy kids in middle school that say they liked voldemort.
>>675722698
Kek, good fr you m80
>>675722222
>>675722556
I always took it as Kishi putting a spin of Jingoism
>>675712689
The Prime Directive
>>675714574
this.
>tfw /b/ talking about ultimate reality
>>675722556
There are too many fucking stupid religions. You're still a faggot for liking naruto.
Dontgiveafuckism
>>675722558
Hailsa
>>675722772
You watch to many movies....
>>675722636
You're suggesting 'physics' exists before a more fundamental structure that would allow 'physics' to exist, when it's only a conventional description of perception.
Tengrism
>>675723076
>a faggot for liking naruto
Oooh, scathing.
Your opinion literally means less to me than dog feces.
>>675719618
that's why there are gnostic and agnostic
the only real logical one is agnostic atheist
>>675712689
Jamali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvTBsnvoh4
Judyism
>>675723163
I'm converting
http://dudeism.com
>>675722222
>tfw the Holy God Emperor of Man blesses you with quints through the light of his Truth
This is now an Emprah thread.
Child of Atom
>>675712689
Palo Mayombe
>>675722033
Everyone is secretly an Itheist >>675722004 But doesn't know it yet
>>675723223
Your religion is based off of what is essentially the antagonist of another religion. Edge off the charts, dumbfuck.
I believe in Haruhissm
GIVE MY REGARDS TO KING TUT ASSHOLE!
>>675723295
Then write it in dog shit. It'll really hurt my feelings I promise.
>>675717984
Do you deny the existence of any higher being?
If so, you are an atheist, congratz
>>675722362
Same, not Le Vayan shit though.
>I fuck babies and drink horse blood
Do people still believe in an afterlife? Why? Did someone close to you die, and are you afraid?
It's the current year, guys.
My religion is atheism
>>675718908
Does being a modern day samurai include shitposting on 4chan? Fuck me anon samurais are cool
>>675717093
It's more like a phylosophy iirc
It's cool, I have read about it and I actually follow some of the statements said by Buddah my dude
Zen because of its sillyness
Mushroomology
It teaches me to lead a morel life and to be a fun guy.
>>675722222
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND DEATH TO HERETICS AND XENOS
>>675723361
Converting. >>675726088
>>675724281
implying all satanist follow the same book to the letter is like saying all christians are the same, some of those fucks shakes snakes, and some of the other fucks kill goats
>>675724281
Told so hard, he's your bitch now.
>>675726740
Easy there fellow comrade. I was agreeing with you.
Well, I'm with the norse gods. In Odin I believe.
Muslim
>>675716313
Aye matey
Pastafarian
>>675727520
R'Amen
>2016
>still believing in horse shit
Religion is the worst thing going on in this world. All of your ignorant fucks in the GOP have a hard-on for religion and all of your terrorists do too.
In fact, both you fucks worship the same shit.
>>675726592
>the implication of implying
I was just telling you how stupid the foundation of your religion was, I don't give a shit about the details.
>>675722222
Apatheist
Agnostic.
I enjoy sitting on the fence, gave up on life ages ago so what's the point in having these opinions, peaceeeee
yeah i havent been on 4chan in a hot minute theres not really any threads expanding on religion so much, huh? I remember in these threads someone would have some argument for a religion but I guess the consensus is there's no real reason to believe.
>>675728242
What? No Jews? Thread is gold. I thought we would never get rid of them.
>>675728451
so if you had to say if there was a god or not, what would you lean too?
I'm an atheist and antitheist. I used to be a Christian. I was super evangelistic when I was younger. I probably annoyed a ton of people.. Oops.
>>675722388
> atheists tend to worship themselves
I live in a relatively educated area/demographic, so most of the people I know are atheists.
No atheists worship themselves. That's absurd.
>>675728982
I used to be hardcore atheist and im sure I annoyed the shit out of some of my friends lol
>>675714195
Let me guess, you wanted an Eastern religion, but couldn't be assed to actually read anything.
Hindu
>>675722388
how could you even worship yourself?
Does that mean you still have a job?
>>675728802
If I had to lean no. Although as long as I've still got my health, missus and drugs, I don't really care, we're just worm food anyway haha
>>675714574
Agnostic because I'm smart enough not to think I know the absolute truth about existence. I've had many debates as both a proponent and an opponent to the existence of a god.
>>675729281
Well if one has such a logical thought process, one will arrive at the conclusion that the self is the only being one can be sure exists, and the world experienced is entirely dependent on one's perception.
>>675716447
Friend's mom is Wiccan and educated in Reiki. She's fuckin' cool. Did some of her Reiki shit on me and I just...felt.
>>675729580
sooooo where would you be on this chart?
>>675722388
A religion where people worship their own bodies and self image, is closer to LaVeyan Satanism.
But i see your point, atheists can be fucking full of shit knobheads.
>>675729996
sounds more like nihilism are you saying that all atheists are nihilists?
Whats the difference then?
>>675717788
#1: Dumbass.
#2: Do you folks believe that you become the god of your own planet when you die?
>>675717788
nametag or didnt happen. (blur it obviously)
>>675718410
Your holy book is filled with hypocrisy and fairy tales.
>>675718882
Vaping vegan Cross-Fitter detected.
>>675729580
Only hindu here?
I've done a dick load of psychedelics
I think i'd know 8)
>>675712689
shkrelism
>>675719055
My fuck'n cooperator!
>>675719303
Dan?
>>675712689
Christian going athiest
Wicca
Yes I have a life
>>675730048
Agnostic Atheist mostly.
>>675717788
How do you feel about Imagine Dragons?
>>675730298
Nope, but it's another conclusion that you'd probably come to after you decide that there's probably no higher power. Kinda in the ballpark of "worshipping" the self.
>>675719372
do you call any relatives bubby?
Buddhist
I WORSHIP TALOS AND NONE OF YOU FUCKING ELVES CAN MAKE ME STOP
>>675731104
I don't understand.
>>675731667
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
>>675731779
>Nords
>the Trump-supporters of Skyrim
>inb4 Trumptards taking this as a compliment
>>675731377
No, you don't. Go back to middle school where you belong.
>>675729275
nah i just like the mindset it teaches you about. i think in a way it has taught me to be truly happy through the eightfold path. Its also taught me to be able to bring myself into the present and calm myself down when I get salty or anxious.
>>675731524
well there you go.
>>675731551
welp, I guess you can call atheism, a literal lack of religion, a religion because of how a small minority of people act.
>>675725476
God damn that is the lamest tattoo I've ever seen. The only reason people get tattoos is to tell other people how awesome they are. Who the fuck is going to look at this and care? This screams I'm an edgy faggot for life
Sikhism
>>675726088
We'll done sir
>>675717788
One day Elder.
>>675731947
You're not wrong. Empire FTW.
Norse paganism
>>675722388
Atheists have much in common with theists
>worship (mother earth)
>bible (The God Delusion)
>congregation (Reddit, Tumblr)
>pastors (ivy league professors)
>heaven and hell (science and ignorance)
>believe they're right and everyone else is wrong
>soul winners (using logic instead of faith)
>>675731716
You sound more neckbeard the the stereotypical neckbeard atheist. This was making me uncomfortable, as I can only handle so much neckbeard at once.
>>675732376
Because it's just so satisfying to kill the emperor you make a pledge to
>>675732111
Like I said though...
>mostly
I haven't seen definitive evidence of a god, but I've also seen some shit. Also...
>absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
If I used this as an argument against the existence of a god, it would by hypocritical for me to believe in aliens.
>>675731947
I'd take Donald Stormfront over muslim daedra any day
>>675731667
Underrated Post
>>675732054
Thats all very nice yea. But buddhism is really just a word of mouth simplification of Vedic philosophy. Siddhartha Gautama is literally Vishnu.
To me all you did was limit yourself to a fragment of useful information, that just happens to come with a free mindfulness training.
>>675732221
>to tell other people how awesome they are
Not true. I have one tattoo and it's a memorial piece for my father. I got it purely for myself.
>>675732223
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
Satanist
>>675731991
I'm an adult with a steady job and a home of my own. Nice try though.
Unsure.
Orthodox Christianity and neopaganism both look good but obviously they're completely incompatible.
Zoroastrian
>>675717788
checked
I also am mormon. I haven't been to church in months though.
>>675732111
I wasn't implying atheism was a religion, just offering another perspective.
>>675731947
Better than Thalmor, the kikes of Tamriel. Imperials are okay, but they have to go back.
>>675732393
>be me
>Atheist
>don't worship Earth
>never read the God Delusion
>don't use Reddit
>I don't understand this one
>don't see how they relate
>agnostic atheism
>don't understand this either
>>675717821
this
>>675732660
why are you putting aliens and gods on the same spectrum?
If there was ANY form of life elsewhere in the universe then we would be aliens to them.
Arguing for god is saying there is an all powerful all knowing being that exists somewhere
>>675732223
>>675732221
>off by one
Ask your God what that means.
Also >>675732223
I'll have a pack of Marlboros and $20 on pump 2, thanks.
>>675733030
How is it?
>>675732530
How so? Because I admit my own ignorance instead of pretending to be intelligent?
