So the pussy is wet as water, my dick is raised to his peek. Put condom on and fuck.
Every 'fucking' time the condom slides off.
Is my condom to big for me penis?
Is my penis to small for the condom?
Is the condom not wet enough?
What am I doing wrong Alpha b's?
New condom maybe?
>>675686339
i only used a condom once with my gf and it ripped ..so.. maybe durex just sucks
Is there a tight fiit on your penis at the base of the condom on your shaft or is it loose?
>>675686339
you might be putting it on inside out
> Is my condom to big for me penis?
> Is my penis to small for the condom?
Same question and the answer is probably 'yes'. Don't go out and buy the XXL magnum black size to impressive that acne-riddled 17 year old at the cashier. Buy the right size or don't even bother.
> Is the condom not wet enough?
...
What the fuck are you on about?
>>675686706
It is tight, actually it looks like it fits perfect. Maybe a little to long though..
>>675686339
HAHAHAHA YOUR DICK IS TOO FUCKING TINY .
kil yourself
Skyn feels pretty good as far as condoms are concerned.
Should fit snugly from top to base, if not, find smaller condom.
>>675687121
ignore this bitch. people who care about dick size dont have sex regulary
>>675686941
I was waiting for someone to find that double question.
Just wondering if I should need lubricant, even though the pussy is wet
>>675686339
make sure lube side is on the outside.....use more lube
>>675686983
How big is your wiener, OP? Measure length and girth, google and find a condom built specifically for your specifications. Also, make sure there is no lube/ pussy liquid or anything getting inside the condom making it slide off easier.
>>675687336
As Jim Bean once said:
"You never need lubricant, you just need more time. Now pass the damn mayo, Barbara."
Also, the inside of the box has fucking pictures on how to put it on. Do what the pictures say.
>>675687336
shit dude... do you even know how to use a condom right?
no lube when you use a condom, it can damage it.
>>675687611
water based doesnt
>>675686929
Thought about that, but I just have that little balloon on top, I make sure that there is no air inside.
>>675687611
thats not true. most condoms say "use lube that is made with oil" or something cause vaseline and shit damages it. do you have any clue?
>>675687731
spit is best lube.
>>675686339
you sure you putting it on right? gotta squeeze the tip of it, press it to the head then roll it down the base. condom being a touch too long shouldnt matter much. I'd work yourself up and put one on and jerk off or something. see how much play it has. maybe consider going down a size in condom though that is usually unnecessary
>>675687489
True, doing that, just trying to understand if I should go any tighter. Most condoms just say 'medium' but they don't really care to tell me what length it is and stuff..
>>675687267
Micropenis detected
>>675686339
we need more info...
How "big" are you?
I've had a condom slip off after I came once or twice, but that's it...
wait....is this bait, cause I'm hungry
>>675687866
Yeah, using oil based lube is a good way to wreck a vagina, virgin. Also, Vaseline is petroleum based, so you're also retarded.
>>675688495
the length isn't that important unless you're super long... the girth is what will really matter
Do you have a needle dick OP?
>>675686686
>condoms can break if not used properly
>only ever used one once and it broke
>it's the condom's fault and not my own incompetence!
git gud
>>675688415
cum makes better lube than spit. just shoot the first load onto the folded condom, then proceed with default protocol
>>675686339
>What am I doing wrong Alpha b's?
Using a condom.
>>675686339
are you unrolling the condom onto your penis? Don't unroll before putting on. there is a little picture booklet with durex condoms which should show you how to put it on right
>>675689104
really?
OP learned something. Good thing that I don't need that, because I'm a doctor with my fingers (that's what she said).
>>675689459
>shoot load then have sex
>>675689572
>see the comment you responded too
...brilliant
>>675689945
nailed it
>>675689459
best plan ever!
>>675689957
nah I don't, I also squeeze out the air: >>675687861
>>675689999
Nice quads. Using lube is fine, but make sure it's water based. Never use anything oil/petroleum based, you can do some serious damage to the girl.
>>675687611
Very, very wrong. Oil-based lube can damage condoms, water-based will not. You need some lube on condoms, especially if they're thin, because friction can cause them to tear otherwise. Even if the pussy is wet, if you go for a long time, it can dry up. You need some lube.
>>675690064
Yes.. referring to earlier responses I made.. Is that so wrong genius?
>>675689999
check em
OP, your problem is using a condom.
>>675690308
ty, that was unnoticed.
>>675690439
hmm. okey...
>>675686339
Should of bought this anon best condom ever.
>>675686339
>2016
>still using condoms
>>675689945
>>675690773
Eventually that is what happened, luckily she didn't got pregnant but it left me worrying so much that I prefer to use a condom, just to have no stress about that stuff during sex. I don't want kids...
>>675691255
To add, especially if she is not using those pills
Thanks anyways bro's. Didn't expect that much support. People have changed since my last visit about 3 years ago...
>>675691213
So you use a dishrag?
.03 condoms. Never go back. No shame
>>675691038
>should of
Fucking die already, grammar cancer.
Fuck her gently with a chainsaw
your dik obviously cannot be trusted
>>675688495
the measurements are on the back atleast for durex
mfw XL is a ton longer but only 1mm wider 2 tight 5 me
>>675686983
You idiot. Are you unrolling it and then putting it on?
Fucking pinch the tip to keep the air out, sit it on your dick, and roll it down. Not fucking hard. Too long... fucking length is irrelevant. The spare stays rolled up at the base.
Hey Hey, nice brand Durex. I bought the fruit flavoured just to spice things up and guess what? It fucking broke, now she's fucking pregnant and we don't know what to do.
>>675693530
It is trusted by my firewall..
>>675687866
No faggot, DON'T use oil. Water based lube only with condoms.
>>675686339
The act of putting on a condom in the heat of the moment is enough to make any guy w experience go soft.
Kills the mood and momentum
>>675686339
i use ritex rr1 and they perfectly fit
>>675686339
dunno man, every time I use one regardless of the brand it feels like its so tight that I am afraid it would cut off circulation to my junk. I complained so much that my gf just lets me do it raw lol
>>675686339
your penis is simply bigger at the base , try xxl condom.
>>675690308
>Never use anything oil/petroleum based, you can do some serious damage to the girl.
Nah, if you're not using condoms coconut oil is the best shit for butt stuff.
>>675686339
I thought this was a poem
>So the pussy is wet as water,
>My dick is raised to his peek.
>Put condom on and fuck.
>My left hand fell asleep
>>675693826
This, is why condoms. Thanks for that motivation.
>>675693798
Not on the ones I have. Not on the carton package and not on the plastic thing..
>>675686339
i dont wear condoms any more, they break on me either im too big or too ruff. the first time i had one break tripped me and the girl out we couldnt find it we thought it was inside her we looked for hours not until i got home to shower is when i found it it was wrapped behind my nuts...big relief it was not deep inside her sucked she got pregnant
>>675694971
Did you keep the baby?
> Alpha b's
As if.
Never use condoms.
Never EVER use lube.
>>675686339
Would like to know the answer to this too. Back in November my condom slipped off and got stuck inside this chick. We didn't find out til after I came. That midnight ride to the only open pharmacy in town for Plan B sucked. First time I've had one slip off like that. At the time my guess was she just has a really tight grip. Sure felt that way while we were fuckin.
>>675695283
we would have she had my stillborn son when she was 5 month in
>came inside a girl this one time
>told her I didn't
>when the semen came out, she thought it was precum
sweatwipe.jpg
>>675694413
Kek!
>>675697006
>can't tell when a guy nuts in her
>thinks semen is precum
>thinks precum can't contain sperm
that's one dumb bitch
>>675697575
to be fair, she was very sexually inexperienced
>>675697006
dumb fags like you are the reason girls think they can get pregnant by precum
No fuck seriously I have the same fucking problem and have also a "normal" dick. I think it's because I'm widder at the base and because of that I never use condoms foryears.
I know it sucks but I can't find any solution
>>675697927
>implying precum can't get a girl pregnant
>>675698338
its a very small chance that precum can get a girl pregnant
>Further investigation revealed that the majority of pre-ejaculate fluid had dead or no sperm at all. It is possible for small amounts of sperm to exit your reproductive system and make its way into the precum or pre-ejaculate.
google it
>>675698324
Same here, my girth is pretty decent.
Main problem however my scotom is attached almost halfway up my shaft. So thers alot of extra skin to accomodate at the base.
>got costomize condoms
>more expensive but fit like 2nd skin
>worth it
>>675699309
>americanpregnancy.org
Good god, nigger. Here, have some real science:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3564677/
>We conclude that a major proportion of men leak motile sperm in their pre-ejaculatory fluid. Current advice should continue to be to wear a condom prior to any genital contact in order to minimise unintended pregnancy and disease transmission.
>>675699309
still can't trust myself to pull out in time.
the one time I tried to pull out, the girl pushed down preventing me from doing so. it was hot as fuck but also stupid as fuck and cost a plan b pill.
>>675699889
Any brand?
>>675686339
This fucking guy with his baby dick. Get some Asian condoms. Google 'slim fit condom'. Get a bigger dick.
Why do I have to solve this for you, faggot?
>>675700020
America was founded by prudes so anything you have with American in it is non-valid
>>675686339
get a chastity cage
>>675700529
http://mysize-condoms.com/
You're welcome anon
>>675700894
The logic sucks, but you're kinda right. americanpregnancy.org is a shit source. But the NIH (also in the US) is a good source.
>>675699889
well, that exactly describes my problem, where did u get ur pimped condoms? Or what to look for?
>>675701623
I looking for an equivalent for Europe (where I live) but thank you, sir.
>>675700163
first mistake dont give the girl the power position (well at first it ok cowgirl is great) but you need to be in the position to get out when you know you need to
>>675701623
Seems that this brand is sold in the same webshop I've bought my previous condoms from in my country. The world is small.
OP thanks you. 404 approved.
Everything I use a normal condom it breaks.
Every time I use a magnum it ends up hanging off the end of muh dick like a tube sock I didn't pull all the way up.
Will I ever be able to a please a woman?
>>675702426
They're shiping all over europe. Look it up
>>675702427
True, true. But for girls it is hard to make me cum, cowgirl is my favorite, can't do it without.
>>675702885
>cowgirl is my favorite
i bet you like femdom too
>>675702708
Do what I do, become a doctor, with your fingers. It is not that hard, just take it slow.
>>675693810
This!
Also try different condom brands
>>675703001
>femdom
nope
>>675703152
acquire better taste then. the true man's position is doggy style
>>675701623
Tfw no 6"x6" condom.
Am I not normal?
>>675703271
>true man's position is doggy style
fuck that, can't see her tits that way. just get an eyeful of butthole. that the way u like it faggot?
>>675686339
Your dick is small.
>>675688664
Yes thats u lol
>>675703271
Pff no, not at all, I like to look the girl in the eyes while she is enjoying my dick, I like to keep it personal. Doggy makes a girl feel like a slut. Some like it, some don't. But I don't want to give a girl that feeling.
>>675703542
that's the most dominating position. if you don't want to see the butthole just lean over her and fondle the tits from behind
About 50% of the time I use a condom, it starts slipping of
I have a 6 inch and if I notice it slipping of I just fuck the girl with 4 inches and then use 2 fingers to keep the condom on, hold the 2 inches that aren't inside her, if that makes any sense.
Then when ur about to cum just go balls deep for the last 10 pumps and the condom should stay at least half way on
>>675703733
make the girl look behind back at you then. or do it in front of a mirror. done
>>675703538
Super abnormal, post pictures of ur soda can dick
>>675703788
no, there are far more dominating positions
>>675702885
well then you i dont know what to say, you are just going to have to keep wear those sense killing rubber shits or get some upper-arm strength and throw the girl off you
>>675703733
You fucking pussy, I love making girls feel like the dirty slots they know they are
>>675704215
owh that is not a problem, I was not the person with the cum-inside problem bro. I normally indeed flip around just before.
>>675704110
Post mspaint stick-figure drawings or gtfo
>>675704110
name 1
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>>675704543
sauce tho?
>>675705226
I don't know... 'Attack of the dildo ninjas' maybe?
>>675705421
fucking kek'd
>>675705649
that was not kek-worthy
>Get girl on pill
>Throw condoms away
>Skin on skin
SHHHEEEETTTT
No condom fits me. I'm too small :(
>>675706604
>tfw gf refuses to take pill because she thinks it will affect her hormones and shit
>>675706285
Says the Virgin
OP's boyfriends too tight
Can't wait for vasalgel to come out.
>>675686339
I've never had a condom slip off during sex. In fact, they are always way too tight for me.
I tried using the large sized condoms, but they are too big and always leave wrinkles.
So yeah, I'm at the weird "not huge but not average" dick size. I just don't fuck with condoms on. Pull out master.
>>675707231
Probably going to be waiting a while.
If you don't want kids you have to go all out and get a vasectomy in your early 20's.
>>675707575
Any size condom will fit over your dick. You can put a condom over your head, and blow air through your nose. There is no human penis on Earth that is larger than a human's head.
>>675707575
3 times 75. You need to use personalized size condoms. That's the rule.
>>675707993
Dicks are sensitive though. If it's too tight (and it doesn't have to be that bad) you can't feel anything and then your dick deflates.
>>675686929
I have never had any precum, am I the only one?