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go look at ur moms pussy if u wanna see rekt faget
>>675684407
Damn Mc. Grumpy.... take the dildo out of your ass.
>>675684933
Haha, he's a pikmin or teletubby now
>>675683807
Does anyone else despise cyclists?
This video is immensely satisfying.
>>675685981
Faking savage
>>675686014
11/10 file name kek'd
>>675686014
story?
>>675686001
Yeah, they are in shape, dont kill the planet, save money on car payments, insurance, and gas. fuck those guys!
>>675685042
did he died?
>>675684933
This is why even as an unarmed security guard, I carry a little pimp gun.
Fuck people man, seriously.
>>675686014
Kek file name, check em'
>>675683807
Good.
Im fucking glad this happened. Only wish he would have ran him over as well.
Newsflash you fucking idiot cyclists. YOU ARE NOT A CAR. Use the fucking sidewalks, it not like people walk anywhere these days anyway.
>>675686469
this
>>675683807
Do people actually do something this stupid? Bike on the highway? How is this not illegal?
>>675687022
Check'd
>>675686772
exactly! its so unamerican.
>>675686772
Yeah, they're smug, self-entitled fitfags who hog the fucking road, and then complain when someone tries to pass them when they're going 20 in a 50mph zone.
Every person I've ever known who's really into cycling is a pretentious cunt
>>675687348
People do this shit all the time where I live (near boulder colorado).
They seem to get off on inconveniencing drivers knowing it's illegal to ram my car up their ass.
>>675684933
Filename KEK
>>675688361
Just do it
>>675685042
Wyle E. Coyote died.
>>675683807
man i hate these tree hugging cyclist cucks so fucking much. it should be legal to run them the fuck over
>>675685114
need a Full HD version with surround sound.
>>675688361
He was pretty literal with his shirt.
>>675685807
a nigger checking out the pavement hardness.
>>675689132
>mfw I shouldn't be laughing but I am
>>675686516
pretty sure she broke up with him or something similar.
>>675683807
triple rekt
>>675687623
>Boulder
>Bicyclists
See, that's your problem. You can bet in Denver if an idiot took to the highway it'd be a different story.
>>675689454
happily saved to the NIGGAREKT folder
>>675687015
Pretty sure he was overjoyed in the back of his mind knowing that he'll be able to cry crocodile tears over this incident daily.
>>675685244
That's not a bouncing betty you retard that's just an idiot lighting sewer gas or a gas leak or something
>>675685440
I've seen this guy before and maybe while some of these could be real, one's like this are SO fucking fake. Who the fuck litters like that?
>>675691106
>I'm sick of your shit
>>675691155
Checked
>>675685981
fucking kek at filename
>>675691288
I always envision this happening to people that drive like this.
>>675689392
source video is pretty shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA5sfGWtnWY
>>675691299
Niggas poppin caps
>>675685807
kek I went to high school with him. he's known for shitting himself when he gets drunk
>>675690845
>The joke
>Your head
Need Moar isis
this is pretty brutal
>>675685981
ACME
>>675690845
go be a retard somewhere else please
>>675691945
Alright, but only for your digits.
>>675687027
UK fag here. It's illegal to cycle on the pavements and road cyclists aren't usually much of a problem. This guy was a retard, he indicated but he didn't look. There are a lot of retards, they go through red lights, they move without looking, they're fuckwads, they get hit, they deserve it.
>>675687015
yeah take the shot just behind the pole.
Fucking moron
>>675691106
saved in FAGGOT LIFE folder.
>>675690519
top kek
>>675691210
was the car filled with gas ?
>>675685390
Fucking hilarious. I hope that orangutan sees that.
>>675688855
They got off lightly compared to some of the other executions.
>>675688855
As far as ISIS executions go, they pretty much won the jackpot.
>>675690331
Why the fuck would you cut down the middle like that? Makes literally no sense. Do you want pig shit in your meat??
>>675688167
and again, could somebody hire better cameramen? like holy fuck just use your brain and move to get a better angle
>>675686704
360 rock to the head. I've seen better on MW2.
>>675686001
Don't mind them unless they're on the fucking hi way. Or wearing thoes faggot spandex pants
>>675688167
Well, at least it seems rather humane compared to the goat fuckers.
>>675691288
spotted multiple women's bags and shoes.
was the driver a woman?
>use your brain
>Arab filming
C'mon man
>>675692852
Most of their executions look rather painless.
Except setting on fire of course. But that is the only one I can recall.
>>675692852
Yeah, execution by gunshot is the best way out when captured by ISIS. Combat knife beheadings, shiet man.
>>675691299
would be better with audio.
what were his last words?
>>6756932and the drowning and beheading seem pretty brutal
>>675683807
>>675692482
The cyclists weren't retard actually. They were sticking to the side of the road. The truck's lane turned off (unbroken line) and a new lane opened up (which the cyclists indicated into). The truck cut straight through.
>>675690994
Where did you grow up?
>>675693027
1945
>>675693422
ye i wld also be interested in audio for dis video - or full vid?
>>675691475
Story? What point was he trying to make?
>>675692645
>>675692769
>>675692921
Keep 'em fucking coming my nigga
>>675693293
Don't forget drowning
>>675693710
Why do you find these so appealing?
>>675692974
I guess they're sadistic as fuck.
>>675690519
dat name file
>>675693795
He's a mudslime
>>675690994
me, seriously
>>675693904
I'd love to watch some of ISIS being rekt. I'd save that shit
>>675693904
>>675693795
Bitch you guessed it.
>>675686014
she actually broke up with him
>>675685807
clemson tigers
>>675693724
Never seen them do that. Do you have it?
>>675693293
There's also one where they get put in a cage and lowered into a swimming pool.
>>675693695
That his hat was on fire.
>>675693992
The way he drags his body into the pile is absolutely beautiful
>>675694130
It's this >>675694150
But I don't have it
>>675694305
Fucking yes
>>675692790
they said their was some aerosol can leaking in the car that they didnt know about
>>675689969
This kills the man.
>>675694668
Fuck that's pretty good
>>675693992
Nice clean cut there fam
>>675693251
Yep. And she survived that, unbelievably enough.
>>675694772
holy shit
>>675693695
that he was a liar
>>675690635
Kid's Hat!!
>>675689392
*suhound sound*
>>675694772
This made me laugh far too much than it should have.
>>675691475
Story?
>>675685390
Lost
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
>>675685114
>filename.gif
>>675693899
>name file
>>675693695
nerve gas
>>675684933
why try to pull it out you silly cunt.
Ok, ran outta ISIS stuff, regular rekt and an heros from now on.
>>675689882
Nobody said that you shouldn't
>>675693483
Look at the road markings again, it's a junction, you can filter off, or stay on, trucker stayed on. Regardless, the cyclist still should have fucking looked.
>>675685390
nice
>>675686001
Cyclist, motor bikers = all 2 wheel degenerates
>>675695340
You're doing gods work, anon.
Thanks fam.
>>675695511
Did he save a musket from his car then shoot himself?
>>675686704
>filename
9/11
>>675687452
Fucking top kek bruh
>>675692974
that is ritualistic slaughter they are not planning to eat that meat
>>675687452
This. So much.
>>675687870
filename made me kek 420/10
>>675687005
Doesn't that make you an armed security guard?
>>675691210
nerve gas
>>675690448
Moar?
>>675693483
>cyclist
>on a major highway
got what he deserved
>>675692645
I dont get why he wouldnt just run.
Id rather be shot to death rather than run over
>>675689702
Doesn't even look like the vehicle cared about the bomb
>>675695754
Did the jumper kill someone on the way down. LOL!
Did they seriously think they could catch them?
>>675686014
:-(
>>675689969
nice filename, made me kek
>>675696055
Sooooo....
Why did the clerk kill himself?
>>675693483
Actually that's not always true around the world The trucks manoeuvre is fine in many countries where the emergency lane is opened up for traffic easing. Also lots of places have junction filters where you can either turn or continue, this is in contrast to countries that have dedicated turning lanes only on highways. In Holland they use emergency lane traffic easing frequently and since trucks, by law, have to stay in the slow lane when not overtaking the truck driver did nothing wrong. Depending on where this video was taken there's a good chance the only laws being broken were bikes on the highways.
Bikes on the highway is fucking retarded.
>>675683807
the vaccuum effect is real
>>675696068
They would have caught'em, I'll bet.
>>675695340
>evil racist french Nazis brutally murdering innocent Muslim.webm
>>675696055
>tfw too much video games
>>675683807
Fucking acoustic motorcycle fags getting what they deserve
Either buy a proper vehicle that can actually keep up with the flow of traffic or move to the damn sidewalk
There is one twisted genius coming up with these filenames.
>>675691155
go fuck yourself
>>675696442
>acoustic
>>675686832
Did he die?
[spoiler]spiking someone in smash[/spoiler]
>>675696338
It was his son, dad was a cop.
Son was depressed.
>:/
>>675686014
real story anyone?
>>675696338
they are are his parents and the dad was tired of him being depressed and said you wont really kill yourself and handed him the gun and then boom
>>675690994
Where do you live? Because here is quite normal. The world is full of pigs.
>>675696200
i've been around pigs before and they scream loud as a motherfucker when threatened
>>675691972
any idea what he feeds it at the start?
>>675686832
yeah thats right lift up his head like that
peak fucking kek
>>675696442
>acoustic motorcycle
Seriously?
>>675696728
realized he was a nigger in the reflection of the elevator
>>675691288
>filename
SPOT ON
PEAK FUCKING LEL
>>675687870
this looks to well produced to be real. is it real?
>>675696249
No, full video shows there were two jumpers, IIRC the girl jumped first because high/drunk/depressed, and the dude in the blue jumped shortly afterwards.
>>675696338
Again off memory, the guy in the white shirt was a cop and the guy who blew his head off was his son. The son was apparently always threatening to kill himself so copdad gets mad and gives him his service pistol telling him to shut up or do it. Kid follows through with his statement, parents fall down in shock, roll credits.
Someone with a better memory or sauce can correct me, but I THINK that's how it went.
>>675696068
there's a pin in the ground he was shackled to.
>>675696055
This is hilarious. Why are they rolling around the floor?
>>675696751
Actually he told him to either quit playing video games or shoot him (his dad). But he shot himself instead.
>>675693422
"check em"
>>675696114
correct. if it was light enough to be hand tossed- i doubt they even felt it inside. (definitely heard it though)
>>675694772
i didnt want to laugh but...
>>675692973
triple-double checked
>>675697155
I dunno, but if so, ISIS has quality production value.
>>675692645
>hops into place so he is perfectly in line
>doesnt get knocked down, he falls willingly on his back
>camera angle change right before he gets crushed, camera lowers quality
calling fake and gay
>>675696708
>>675696751
>>675697217
damn that's fucked up
>>675685783
Fucking kek
>>675694772
holy fuck this is too funny, I'm so sorry goddamn
>>675691820
the filenames today, fuck my sides xD
>>675695531
box is like WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOING?
>>675696837
That's it's tongue, it's similar to a butterfly's
>>675691288
It's so satisfying seeing this happen to impatient fucks.
>>675683807
seriously could have been A LOT worse
>>675696579
>>675696876
newfag alert
>>675697718
PEAK NOPE
>>675689359
i don't know how he just does it. I've come so close so many times.
The final pull just seems too big a leap
>>675697329
>The exact opposite would happen
>>675697930
jesus
Imagine the amount of g-force behind him
>>675691155
Full video?
>>675695709
>musket
yes Bonaparte, yes, he did
>>675697718
lol'd. fucking idiot.
>>675696370
This.
Bikes on the highway is stupid.
Hell, going -slow- on the highway is fucking retarded.
If you're going 50km in a 100km zone, you are very likely to be at fault for causing an accident.
Cyclists are retarded. I see it all the time here. A guy literally crossed in front of me when he had a stop sign expecting me to stop. I almost hit him, then called the cops, and followed him and since I have a fucking dash cam the dude got a fucking ticket.
Cried like a fucking faggot in front of the cop too.
Bikes are truly the cancer of the road.
>>675690994
You've obviously never visited a city mostly infested by niggers and soft rich people because it happens on a daily basis.
>>675685783
Pik min telly tubby that was funny
>>675685440
nice thechnique
>>675697930
Russia is being Russia.
>>675697990
He actually does from him and doomsday knifing each other to death
Anyone got the webm where the kid gets cut at a LAN?
>>675693039
its actually illegal to film executions in saudi but this guy somehow filmed it, so yeah its not that they don't know how, its that they are filming it secretly.
>>675684933
That mother fucker who stabbed him fuck him piece of shit deserves to be dead
>>675685042
Darwin award winner.
>>675697718
That's the part that gets me all sketchy about a half helmet. WAY more comfy, way higher risk of ending up like vid related
>>675690331
File name makes no sense but after being surrounded by nonbinary circles for a year this made me kek.
>>675689132
Cuz Christians totally were violent and didn't kill people over a book that's complete bullshit during the crusades. Oh, wait, yes they did
>>675685440
the hero we need
>>675688167
Sword man is like "shit! can't get blood stains"
>>675683807
>countries without bike lanes
why
>>675697329
if spoiler is real, literally one of those rare movies i don't give a shit about
>>675691155
the file name almost gat me and checked
>>675691288
Look at the road signs, left hand driver so they probably survived, passenger's fucked though.
>>675696338
it was the man's son. Son said he wanted to kill himself, dad said ok, here, do it. Kid actually did it, the mad man.
>>675695631
>i'll just drive down the wrong lane, what could possibly go wrong?
>>675687015
This is so fake.
His foot clearly lands next to the guy's head
>>675691210
this is so much better with the sound on.
>>675698130
I'm not disagreeing, but sometimes highways are the only path to take in the country. How else are the cyclists going to get somewhere if that's the case?
>>675697132
calm ur fucking dick u nigger
>>675698712
Take the bus.
Public transportation exists for a reason.
>>675686014
Wtf just happened, i dont get how he died or got knocked out.
>>675690994
it happens all the time. fatasses will just throw their shit out the window because they're too fucking lazy to properly dispose of it
>>675683807
Haha this webm is gold. Fuck cyclists. All but a few act like suck dicks. At my college they get a 4 foot wide fucking lane to themselves. They still drive in the middle of traffic.
>>675684407
Dam you just sent op to the burn unit...
>>675691820
>>675688361
i remember this happening, i was on the page with the uploads.
>>675698863
nigga u blind? shot himself
>>675698773
No bus in the country man.
>>675689702
Literally been in a truck like this when something similar happened. Didn't even scratch the paint.
>>675698874
I think I'm done with 4chan for today after that one. Jesus Christ
>>675696574
going to cry little baby?
>>675685114
This is a rekt thread, not ylyl
>>675696200
>filename.gif
>>675698934
>>675695511
is he kill?
>>675698435
That's a stupid fucking argument considering the last crusade happened ~500 years ago. This is the 21st century and these islamic monkeys are still mass murdering people.
>>675691106
That cap was super effective
>>675691288
I don't even think this was anyone's fault. There was no way for the driver to see the traffic was backed up in that lane.
>>675695143
>https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
>i'm gonna burn myself to death
>shit that's hot!
