How do I convince my sister to have sex with me?
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How do I convince my sister to have sex with me?
Ask her if she can help you with making a girl cum since you cant so it and if she has any tips and what she likes and what her spots are to lick or masturebate.
Always helps in a porn
>>675682041
Im serious
>>675681494
convince her that she's not your sister
Blackmail, or you can just rape her
>>675681494
if she want the D you`re good. If not rape her. No other ways
>>675682041
>Always helps in a porn
kek
>>675682591
>>675682333
Im not finna tryna go to jail nigga
same problem, she is mi sis i really want to fuck her
>>675683003
Ugly
Anyone here ever actually fuck their sister?
>>675682295
There was a good copy pasta that took this route.
>>675681494
Easiest method I can think of would be drugging her or whatever, so she's unconscious while you give her the brotherly D.
Otherwise, I don't know.
Get her drunk? Inhibitions tend to go out the window in that state.
Or just see if you can get her opinion on incest without making it clear you want to rail her yourself, and see if she'd be open to it.
>>675681494
wich scene of amai liu is that?
>>675683750
watch a movie where incest occurs and see her reaction
>>675681494
I REALLY NEED THE NAME OF THE GIRL PLEASE
>>675681494
Must involve alcohol in some way. That's what I did.
>>675683003
You should probably get better tastes nigger
>>675684101
Greentxt ur story friend
>>675683859
its in the fucking file name you dumbass
I was thinking about flashing my erect dick to her
>>675684389
So that's what alpha males do all day...
>>675683412
yeah we started when we were like 15-16 and carried on til we both left home shit was cash never bothered with condoms. busted inside everytime
>>675683851
Not necessarily a reliable way. She'd be reacting to fantasy.
Both rape and incest scenes in movies always give me a boner since they're fetishes of mine. But I'd feel bad about raping someone for real and I'm not attracted to any of my own family members.
>>675684568
sauce
>>675684568
be subtle
My sis caught me fapping once but just closed the door and never talked about it..
>>675684637
sweet
>>675684670
what if your sister was hot
>>675684270
nah, i really luv her
>>675683003
would fuck and put a baby in, keep around forever, if wife says its OK/10
>>675684568
That seems a little too straightforward to end well.
>>675684864
>>675684838
>>675685032
She does look pretty hot here.
>>675684670
>>675683851
>>675683750
youve gotta make a joke or something like 'wonder what it would be like if we tried that' or like he said start talking about incest while thats going on
>>675684954
>>675684771
Whats the worst that could happen
>>675685161
yep, i have alot more
>>675685171
this, kind of talk about it in 3rd person, like, "you you suck at sucking that lolipop, ill teach you how to do it better
>>675681494
You don't.
>>675681494
Ancient proverb:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
You know what to do.
Any other methods i should try?
I was thinking maybe getting a hard on and walking around the house to see if she says anything.
>>675685822
Fuck off normie
>>675685171
>make a joke or something like 'wonder what it would be like if we tried that'
Sure, that could give you a clue if she doesn't just laugh it off.
>start talking about incest while thats going on
Could also work.
>>675683412
sauce
>>675683412
I'm two for four at this point. Working on number three.
>>675685776
That seems creepy af tbh fam
>>675681494
Chloroform
>>675685776
>you suck at sucking that lolipop, ill teach you how to do it better
lel
>>675686158
Wtf how? You must be southern
>>675681494
"Good evening M'Lady, might I interest you in the Ol'Lickaroo? No seriously sis, I want to shove my tongue deep into your vaginal canal and have you ooze your sweet sweet juice all over my face. How about it?"
>problem solved.
>>675683811
she did a gig with Facial Abuse, i think that is the one from the picture
>>675686232
lol im in the same situation, want to fuck my underage sis, and i have a way to do it but douth she'll go through if i dont do it right
Check them
>>675686443
yep it looks like it, already searching, thanks /b/ro
>>675681494
Date rape drugs
someone who has done it green text your story, so we have an idea
>>675686056
get really close to her emotionally and wait until she's lonely ,be there for her and slightly make a move
buy her chocolate and say please
What about getting hard and that "accidentally" bumping into her
>>675683003
Why?
>>675686742
This
>>675686818
doesn't work
>>675686987
How u know
>>675686056
>Any other methods i should try?
Roofies
>>675686860
because nice bobs, that face
>>675684838
>>675685032
and an amazing ass also the sweetest thing in the world
>>675686987
why not i could see myself having my dick stick out and try to get around my sister slowly rubbing my dick on her fat ass, and i feel like she would turn around and have some type of reaction
>>675687344
>>675681494
Give some money to a trusted friend. Have him pretend to be a porn producer. Have him solicit you two for an incest video and offer you two the money. If she's down, you're golden. If she's not, you're blameless.
Threat her that you will tell mom what she did last week
>>675687576
Lol so retarded it might actually work
>>675687416
>sweetest thing in the world
Yeah that makes her sound like she'd be into some brotherly lovin'
>>675687711
top zoz
>>675687697
Yeah. Or your "trusted friend" will out you for being a freak that wants to fuck his sister. If somebody gave me money and told me that plot, I'd keep the cash and tell her.
Wat about going the pity route?
Convincing her to fuck because u dont want to be a forever alone virgin.
>>675688334
I don't think that would work on a sister.
>>675681494
Ren a nice car, tell her you won lottery, fuck her in all the holes, because everyone knows in /b/ that women are whores. She'll succumb to the power of money.
would be lot easer if you had a big cock tho.
-be nice to her
-try to be attractive. use parfumes etc
-workout shile she's watching you
-sleep naked
-dont lock the door when you having a shower
-wear transparentish boxers and change when you with her
-have long-late night-funny talks with her. share secrets and make a good point that you are really good at keeping secrets.
- make coffee for both of you for no reson and kiss her cheek while you handing her the coffee
-dont hide your nasty stuff. keep your condoms somewhere easly visible
>>675681494
>hey sister
>ye
>let's have the sex
>k
>>675688354
Bout time spidey
>>675688826
Sorry I was stuck in traffic
>>675687711
actually a few years ago she helped me while i was faping
>>675689219
story time?
>>675683003
Vote for Pedro/10
>>675689353
no good telling stories
>>675689422
Dubs have spoken
>>675689422
wut?
>>675688750
successful psychopath detetcted.
The noice thing about actually dating a family member is that if You play your cards right You end up with a person who don't really like the ideia of cheating on You and want to be as pleasing as possible since You are family in more than one way. It is also more comfortable to talk about your fetishes and etc..
Source? Personal experience.
>>675690071
No. No one said that, so just fuck off.
>>675689933
Why you lying bitch?
>>675690275
what family member are you fucking?
>>675690298
>>675690349
it's not a lie
>>675681494
Ok, here is one 100% effective method, It's not that hard when you understand few things, but it took me a while to figure it out. Ok, let's get to the point. Take this steps:
1. You don't do this.
2. Repeat point 1 until it give you wanted effect.
>>675690950
>>675684617
>alpha
>benching 1pl8
>>675681494
you could probably send her a snapchat of your dick "on accident" and see how she plays it
>>675691310
Thanks for the input /reddit/
>>675692017
But I have small dick
>>675692017
This. It works. Except ive texted innstead of snap and claimed wrong person. Either way its a turnon knowing theyve seen your cock lel
>>675688059
That makes you a dumbass who puts your trust in white knight faggots. This plan is for bros before hoes anything goes joes, not retards.
>>675692417
>>675692017
Yeah but what if she freaks out and shows people.
Also she has a pic of your dick that u sent her to black mail you with forever.
>>675692017
I dont have a gf or any friends irl so it'd be hard to convince her it was an "accident"
>>675692495
Implying that any of you are real bad asses... You type hurrdurrrrr white knight faggot but would you ever do anything edgy IRL? Probably not, that would require leaving your house. I don't put my trust in anyone, nor would I ever attempt to fuck my sister. If you could read, you'd notice, I WOULD BE THE WHITE KNIGHT. I WOULD TELL YOUR SISTER YOU GAVE ME MONEY TO TRY TO HELP YOU FUCK HER. Then I'd use the money to smoke your sister out and we'd get stoned and laugh at how pathetic you are.
>>675692325
What about sauce?
>>675692719
seems like thats the risk you need to take in this case...either that or you can probably let her catch you masturbating like while watching porn with your door open and then maybe judge if shes interested or not and maybe you can get her to help you and see where it goes
>>675683412
/b/ro give the marina
>>675693353
>>675692495
And after we got stoned, I'd fuck your sister and take pics to show you. Then you could use your tears as lube while you continue to masturbate to the thought of fucking your sister. Faggot.
>>675682041
>Always helps in a porn
lol
>>675689744
Tell it!
>>675693639
Bump for this shit that porno looks good
>>675692325
Why the fuck don't you make an alt, make a fake alt, get nudes, blackmail her into showing you mom, get laid
>>675693717
>>675693353
what the fuck is this shit? How old are you like 13? Who the fuck talks like this?
you remind me of the retarded kids in elementary and middle school who always said things like "My dad can kick your dad's ass because he know the president and owns a helicopter that can chop your dads head off"
seriously faggot, just shut up, and GROW the fuck up.
>>675682333
Trips said it, you have to rape her OP.
>>675683412
SAUUUCEEE
>>675686103
I want sauce too
>>675681494
you don't, please kill yourself
>>675693948
>>675694710
You are literally retarded. I haven't challenged anyone. I made the very real statement of what I would do. Too bad you sad basement-dwelling wannabe sister-fisters can't comprehend that.
But yes, I guarantee I could beat your ass. If for no other reason then the sunlight you haven't seen in so long was blinding you while we squared up.
>>675695025
Thanks /reddit/
>>675682041
Top zoz
>>675695214
1v1 me right now faggot
