Hey /b/, I don't want kids. Should I just get a vasectomy now so I can bust in girls? Is it safe?
You will never "bust in" again... Thats not how it works...
>>675679594
How does it work? Not op, but you should "bust", there just won't be semen made by the balls in it.
>>675679357
do it and never them... when they want kids just keep "trying" laughing all the time
You may not want kids now. If you're considering a medical procedure just so you can more conveniently "bust in girls" then it sounds like you're a kid yourself. Grow up and mature a bit more before you make a decision like this.
>>675679357
Got my Vasectomy in the words right now. Can't fucking wait.
>>675680199
in the WORKS
>>675679924
idk, sounds pretty responsible to me
what's worse, having kids when you don't want them or not having them when you do (and it's reversible)?
>>675679801
Until one day they get knocked up and then you know you got cucked for being a weak faggot :^)
>>675679594
you still ejaculate dude, you just don't produce sperm.
its safe.the pain is fine. I was shitting it when ihad mine but the worst part is the injectioninto each bollock and even worse - the waiting room before you go in. Dont do it too young though - you may change your mind on kids.
The thought of it is far far worse than the reality /b/ro.
If you go for it, just relax. Its no biggie.
>>675679357
>is it safe
Your ballsack is easily accessible so the operation itself is pretty simple and safe, but reversing it is not 100% guaranteed, so make sure you know what you're doing.
>>675680419
not at all, you just walk away. plenty of cunts in the sea
what's the going rate to freeze and store sperm? Can I do it myself if I get a -80 freezer?
>>675680638
not to mention painful as fuck - so my doc told me pre-snip
>>675679357
depends. what color are you/physical traits, IQ?
freeze some sperm m8. never know if you'll want kids eventually.
freeze some sperm and enjoy the busts, brother
>>675680597
They cut your semen canals between the dick and the testicles. You don't cum.
>>675679594
kek ..you clueless little cunt
>>675679924
nah, ignore this faggot op. just jizz in a tube before the surgery and let them put it on ice as a backup
>>675680917
prick... you do. Just the same. Just no swimmers...
FFS
>>675680879
white, 6'5", in-shape, phd
>>675680917
you do cum faggot, just no sperm.
>>675679357
just do what i did, made my girl get an IUD. Took an hour, waited a week for her sorriness to go away. Now i cum in her every time we have sex and its good for 3 or 5 years (depending on how long you want).
>>675680917
Q. Will I still be able to ejaculate after vasectomy? A. Yes, semen is made in the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland. These are not affected by a vasectomy. Sperm make up only 2 to 5 per cent of the ejaculate so you will not be able to notice any difference in the volume of your ejaculate.
Literally the first result on google.
Although I haven't had one myself, If you can't cum you must have gone to some shitty doctor.
>>675681075
phd and asking /b/ for medical advice?
is that doctorate in underwater basket weaving?
>>675680854
What the fuck, don't they give you anesthesia, at least locally?
>>675681370
exactly.I'll tell you what though, I was scared shitless when i first fapped after mine. Was all good though. Buckets of cum.
It's safer than the women's option to become sterile.
>>675681563
He's taking about a reversal, which is painful and not guaranteed to take.
>>675681563
I assume its afterwards. He said a reversal was, and i quote 'horrible'
Easy, ignore the trolls but follow aftercare instructions and do NOTHING for 2-3 days after the op.
>>675681496
nah, just looking for more of a redpill than google will provide me
most of the primary lit on it is too old to procure online and I'm certain the articles that get chosen for digitization will be pro-procedure
>>675681496
It's not an MD you autismo
>>675681846
If by nothing you mean ejaculation wise, then that is correct.
Most of my buddies who got snipped either to take a day off, or a short day. Only one had to take more than two days off work.
>>675681976
OP - I think its advanced a lot in the last 30 years. My old man said his was agony and he nearly passed out but mine was very different indeed.
>>675682087
never said it was. I was implying someone smart enough to get a phd would also be smart enough to seek help elsewhere
>>675681575
Aint you suppose to fap a few times after you get one (after a few days) to clear out any lingering swimmers?
I been saving up to get a vasectomy done. I talked to a few guys that had it done before doesn't really sound bad at all. Few years ago I would of thought fuck that to hell. But why not no reason not to do it.
>>675679357
If you don't ever want kids sure, go ahead. But after you get it, you gotta blow a few loads outside of girls because there can be some residual business, but they should tell you that before the procedure
>>675682716
see
>>675681976
also 4chan is pretty good for simple questions that you want opinions on very quickly
it's about the fastest online communication format outside of IRC, and there you need to know your room
>>675679357
I did it 10 years ago. Smartest thing ever.
>>675681976
Most of the first links on Google are relatively recent.
The only concern you should have is over sperm granulomas, and the risk of those can be minimized by choosing an experienced urologist, with a proven track record of successful vasectomies. Quantity is an important metric to consider when picking one. You want one who does a good number each year.
>>675679764
>>675679594
Yeah, your prostate is the part that orgasms and produces cum. Your balls just put sperm in it.
By cum i mean a shit ton of precum.
>>675679357
Most of the time, vasectomies take and you won't have to worry
But sometimes it doesn't.
So I wouldn't. But hey, if you wanna anon go for it.
>>675679357
is that a hole in your taint?
>>675682742
Your urologist will suggest waiting to have unprotected sex until the follow up sperm test. That can be 3 to 6 weeks, depending.
>>675683664
oh boy waiting to have sex im sure that'll be difficult for me
>>675683590
That's a keyhole incision. They use those when performing vasectomies, most of the time.
They'll fish out the vas deferens from each testicle, then cut and generally cauterize the end to prevent spontaneous healing.
>>675679357
get a vasectomy and don't tell the girl you are fucking. when she accuses you of being the father, then you can tell her. it will make her look like a cunt and then you will know she was cheating on you
>>675679357
Now a days it can be reversed if you change you're mind only 60% of the time though. Also it doesn't always work and sometimes you're balls heal themselves.
