GIVE ME GREENTEXTS! It can be ylyl, feels, whatever.

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>>675674858

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>>675674858
that never happened and you know it

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does anyone have the story where that one anon got addicted to fapping in the freezer and then nearly dies. I lost my copy.

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>>675676485
Holy shit! i still had it.My sides were in orbit the first time i read it.

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>>675675043
holy shit that's a fucking ride. He needs to come back and explain more one day

anyone got any good 'tard stories?

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Hay /b/, greentext time, give me yours, here's mine

Let's begin with the background :

> Be me, male
> Got a blog where I mostly speak/write about sex, love and other things, well, litterature
> Inb4 OP is gay
> Blog's pretty famous, not extremely famous, but enough to be a little bit above the big majority of blogs
> I mostly write shit, but anyway, people seem to appreciate it
> And with celebrity come pussies
> I flirt easily with my followers
> 90% of my fans are women
> feelsgood.flac
> Met my actual girlfriend with it
> And I can have sex with a lot of my followers if I want to
> Really, it's like my personnal Tinder
> In short, I'm pretty lucky


So, about the story

> Two days ago
> I'm looking after intersting profiles in my fanbase
> Interesting profiles
> That I can fuck
> Find this 7-8/10 qt 3.14
> Start a discussion with her
> Usually, it's pretty simple : because of my blog, they all are pretty interested or at least curious
> We got a lot in common
> So far, it looks like I'm going to stick my wee wee in her vag vag
> At the end of the converstaion, I ask about her number
> She refuses
> We stop chatting
> I felt like she was against a new conversation
> So it's dead
> Well, damn

> Be yesterday
> Explosions and shit in Brussels
> She sends me a message
> "Are you ok Anon ? I know you live in Brussels..."
> We chat again right now
> She looks more and more interested
> tfw Daesh helps me flirting

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>>675676952
kek

I thought diversity was a strength

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