Since you fucking faggots will argue about anything
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Since you fucking faggots will argue about anything
>>675672594
Who?
>>675672594
Waterfall +time
>>675672708
The 4chan community also check em
hold on doing calculationz
will update
>>675672594
I mean, that's a lot of towel rolls.
>>675672594
Waterfall no doubt look at that drop paper can't swim
>use the paper towels to clog the water supply
>waterfall is kill
>>675673835
This nigger is gonna math the fuck out of you. Just wait and see
>>675672594
are we talking about the Niagara fall or a standard, way smaller, waterfall?
>>675672594
>implying the paper towels have a chance
>>675674186
do you even know how water works mate
also 45,000,000 gallons per min flow for niagra falls.
>>675674700
Dubs has spoken
My dubs win
>>675672594
Really it just depends on the paper towel brand, I hear Bounty is the best. Viva sucks waterfalls ballz
>>675674928
Op here, you suck at getting dubs
>kill yourself
Define "win" in this scenario
>>675674700
Who said anything about niagra nigga? And bitch, I said the source of the water, which would be mountain tributaries. blocking them would redirect flow away from the waterfall, thus killing it.
>>675675058
The opposite of "lose".
>>675674700
Do you have any fucking idea how many paper towel rolls is 100 billion?
Thats a shit ton of paper towel rolls
if paper soaks waterfall, waterfall is inside paper
paperrolls can not win
>>675672594
what if the waterfall contains of 1 magma?
>>675674186
>>675674700
>>675675191
>>675675071
>>675675265
The people have spoken nigga. We win. and by we, I mean pare towels.
>>675675071
the flowrate over the falls is the sum of the tributaries you don't even know that shit?
>>675675057
trips
>>675675176
Will what does the waterfall need to do to win? What would be a victory for the paper towels?
>>675673835
ok here we go. i used niagara falls as reference because it has real data
>square footage of 1 roll of paper towels = 40
>1 square foot of paper towel holds 1.5oz. water
>1 roll of paper towels = 60oz water
>100 billion rolls of paper towels = 6,000,000,000,000 oz water
>6,000,000,000,000 oz water = 6,266,276,042 cubic feet
>water that goes over the niagra falls per minute = 168,000 cubic feet
>6,266,276,042/168,000 = 1044 minutes
>1044/60 = 17.4 hours
therefore the 100 billion paper towel rolls will stand their ground for roughly 17.4 hours before giving in
someone can check that, i might have goofed somewhere
>>675675508
real ones here
Towels easy
>>675675509
If either one becomes kill, it loses.
>>675675615
Pretty sure more water per minute in the falls
>>675675499
no shit bitch
So
>kill tributaries=kill flowrate=kill waterfall
>>675672594
ok OP I have your answer here
there are about 5500 million galons of water on the niagara falls ok then a paper towel roll can absorb about 50ml. of water (or more) aprox.
if you convert the galons to litters there are about 104500000000 litter of water in the niagara falls so acording to this there are 100 billion paper towels since one of them can hold 50 ml. 100 billion can hold 25000000000000000 litters of water, so the paper towels win OP
they could absorb even a fucking lake
>>675675735
this
Another comparison:
>Average paper towel roll is 11"x4"
>Volume of 552 cubic in
>552 cub in = .319 cub ft
>.319*100 billion = 32 billion
>Cube root of 32 billion is about 3171
So you've got a stack of paper towel rolls almost 3200x3200x3200 ft, which is almost three quarters of a mile in every direction.
That's gotta be a big ass waterfall.
>>675675615
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>>675675615
sorry, i messed up and looked at cubic meters
>water that goes over the niagra falls per minute = 6,000,000 cubic feet
>6,266,276,042/6,000,000 = 1044 minutes
>1044/60 = 17.4 hours
still the same i just wrote it down wrong
>>675675615
regardless of the math, the water in all the towels would simply pour out over time or the sheer current of the water would just roll over the sheets or destroy them. the waterfall cant lose.
>>675672594
>
>nature always wins
>
Fucking op you nigger. More loli threads and less of this shit.
>>675676443
it would be a good fight for a little while though. 100 billion rolls is a whole lot.
>>675672594
100 000 000 000 rolls x 1000 sheets = 100000000000000 and there aren't even that many trees on the planet. They'd win but it would be a perrick victory.
>>675675949
Doesn't matter where you put that shit you cant actually absorb all the water, towel absorbancy is a value that decays with size because to stop the flow you are actually just lifting up the water. Once you enter large numbers the water will just flow through the towels instead of being absorbed.
>>675675615
can i buy some drugs from you
>>675676546
Fuck you. We all love loli but this is important goddamnit! Now have some guro and shut the fuck up.
>>675675615
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>>675676443
Who the fuck said anything about just pouring paper towels into the waterfall? We can place the towels strategically to permanently redirect water flow away from the waterfall.
>>675676855
1000000000000 paper towels, I rest my case ho.
>>675677101
>We can place mesh screens strategically to create a vacuum.
This is how stupid you sound right now.
>>675677227
>lawn machines
is this a british thing because if it is, i don't like it one bit
>>675672594
obviously paper. paper soaks up the entire waterfall and while the last 90 billion paper towel rolls are on stand-by, the first 10 billion dry off in a minute, because paper towels are very thin, so they dry off instantly. infinite soaking power.
If a roll can hold an average of 1.6l that means 100,000,000,000 would hold 1.6*10^11l
All the water on earth is 1.338*10^11
>>675677334
It's not
>>675676849
Pyrrhic you mean?
>>675677249
kek what i meant to say was
>100000000000 paper towels, I REST MY CASE HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675677592
1 magma isnt even a lot, of course the eels would win
>>675677327
Mesh screens ≠ 100000000000 paper towels,
learn to logic
>>675677532
shut up nerd
>>675675615
>>675677898
>1 magma
>not a lot
are you literally retarded?
>>675678193
Shut up nigger
>>675678193
It's just 1.
>>675677918
Mesh screens are to air what paper-towels are to water. PERMEABLE
>>675675616
I got you man
>>675678396
10/10 rebuttal. fuck off
>>675678497
>implying just being one makes it weak
The paper towel rolls. They just have to attack at night.
>>675677898
bro, we are talking one WHOLE magma here
>>675678782
No questions about it
>>675678875
>not knowing that's when waters guardian spirits come out
literally the worst time to attack.
>>675672594
With one billion paper towel, you could make a fucking damn out of weaved paper towel.
>>675678969
>>675678782
>>675675616
>>675675508
>>675675057
>>675674928
read em and weep, boys
>>675680248
cucked
>>675678193
magma win everytime
>>675677227
star win everytime
>>675672594
waterfall win everytime
>>675679189
inb4 im gonna make me a large damn
What if we cycled the rolls of toiletpaper, letting half of them dry whilst the other half absorbs the water?
>>675681746
Where does the water go moran?
>>675682498
It makes cloud, faggot
>>675682787
And so it perpetuates the cycle.
>>675683476
That would mean that those clouds will rain just into this river again.
>>675672594
winter towel roll
summer waterfall
>>675677334
We call them lawn mowers here, not sure if the creator of that is native english speaking...
>>675672594
waterfall has endless supply of water ( or at least until the next earthquake)
papertowels are finite.
waterfall wins
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>>675672594
But waterfalls have infinite water and the amount of towels is finite
Water wins
