Can we get a Canada thread going?
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Can we get a Canada thread going?
>>675655165
Calgaryfag reporting in!
>>675655256
Nova Scotia fag here!
Rob Ford reporting in
>>675655348
rip
>>675655165
Barrie ON sending smoke signal
>>675655348
Downsy.jpg
Vince Li reporting in.
>>675655387
You called?
>>675655436
same barrie here
>>675655621
Literally wouldnt be surprised considering hes a free man now
>>675655165
EH?
wlu, kitchener here
905/519 reporting in
>>675656074
Fuckin going to get poutine eh? Lets go for poutine and then out for a fuckin rip eh bud?
>>675656198
902 cuz
>>675655165
416 reporting
We had a decent Canada vola going the other day
wsDesg
>>675656182
program? I'm in CS/Math
< 35 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
506 Quispamsis NB reporting in, bored as shit, have some Hotaru
902 halifax reporting in
>>675656535
m8 this is me
>>675656294
lets fuck in value village in dartmouth or something bud
>>675655333
checkd' what part? halifax here
>>675656640
same here cuz join us
>>675656626 (Me)
>>675656535
>>675656887
off by one m8
I'm heading up to Oakville, Ontario to see my girlfriend again at the end of next week, whats the cheapest way to get around besides the bus? I used uber last time, travelling short distances is cheap as fuck but getting from Pearson to her place is like 75 fucking dollars
>>675655165
204 here still at work for another hour how are you fellow canadians doing today
>>675655165
Jian Gomeshi reporting in
225 Prince George
>>675657196
There is a new(er) service to take a train from Pearson to union. Then you ride the go to Oakville.
>>675656317
eyy second year cs
>>675656198
613 mofo is snowing again
>>675657394
>>675657394
>>675657394
I was looking at those routes, Pearson to Union, then to Oakville Go, then to Sheridan College. It takes like fucking 2+ hours at peak times
>>675657817
Well what the fuck do you want, buddy?
Ontario Canada
905 Here
519 reporting
613/kingston
freezing rain.
>>675657950
>>675657950
>>675657950
Time is money, money is money, buddy, Im just trying to weigh my options
Im only there for the weekend, I dont want to spend a thousand dollars in 3 days
226/519
>>675655333
>>675656640
>>675656766
902 Halifax
>>675658883
halifax fags for life
>>675659866
Missed a golden opportunity for halifags
416 caladonia n st clair reporting in....again from the other day
>>675660078
how?
>>675658431
city?
>>675658446
Kingston too, fuck this weather. Spring was fucking here.
204. At work in winnipeg, downtown in The Westminster district.
>>675661227
Yup.
At least we got to leave work early. I have Friday and Monday off as well.
>>675660952
By not saying Halifags.
>>675661464
That's primo. I work from home. Lol, hate me.
>>675661731
I do too sometimes.
The office is way more fun though.
What do you do?
705 checking in.
>>675661695
fuckkk
>>675661837
Tech work, also farm cattle. School soon too. Engineering hopefully.
How old are you, 28 here.
>>675662266
26,
national account manager for a computer firm which mainly deals with out-of-kingston B2B's.
Wanted to get a job programming, nothing but shit webdev jobs around, went to school for networking, not too sure how I landed this job.
>>675655436
>>675655795
sup Barrie fags, same here, got the day off work, smoking some dope, chilling out
if any of you canadafags want an icloud ripped email me
[email protected]
>>675662927
As usual, fuck off.
>>675657975
905 ayy what part?
>>675655165
any Calgary homies in here?
Peg..in the thread.....
>>675661952
705 Sudbury...
fucking snowing again
>>675663140
yep, anyone got 403 nudes? If you wanna trade nudes [email protected]. I got a fuck ton but only trade for bitches i know. about 25-26 yo
>>675663204
that bitch needs to get lit on fire
>>675656198
also 905/519
mississauga/waterloo
how about you?
250 kamloops up in this bitch
>>675663557
she"s already smoking............zoz
>>675663425
word fam
>>675655165
FUCK CANADA!
613 Belleville here.
The only true Canadian.
>>675663240
What's up in Sudz, was born there, moved when I was like 6 tho.
>>675664188
sorry :(
>>675664188
Sorry you feel that way.
450/514 represent!!
>>675664188
sorry bud.
>>675664188
Take off ya hoser
>>675664384
natives, druggies, young preggos and sexy uni/college chicks galore... oh and old french people who cant drive for shit
>>675655165
Canada you say?
BCfag here - might I say, fine weather.
Anyone from Guelph?
Newfoundlander reporting in
Canada notebook reporting in.
>>675665038
don't you have to get twerk?
whom ever does not have a beer in hand....raise your hand........then please leave.it;s 3 pm long weekend.....get with the program.
250 Kootenays forever
https://youtu.be/HRUPTBVXMaw
who /vacouver/ herE?
>>675664442
Yo, mtl da best!
519 kw; hope you enjoy the freezing rain fgts
>>675666061
kw is shit.
>>675666220
fuck you UWaterloo is world renowned, and the suburbs aren't a brutal place to grow up in. Don't group me with the downtown kitchener swine
>>675666801
UoG is also good. Plus the city doesn't suck dicks.
>>675666660
do you have the original?
>>675666957
You suck dick.....sorry
>>675666660
so many sixes
>>675660581
you got to be Portuguese, right?
>>675665038
>>675665540
https://youtu.be/A-eT-KpT1vQ
WADDAYAT bys
>>675667310
Guelph is better than KW. My sexual orientation doesn't enter into it.
613 femanon
>>675667442
so you do suck dick
///////............sorry for asking ....again
>>675667696
Quints and 2xdubs.............sweet
>>675667696
IRRELEVANT
>>675667833
ok there eh............its ok 2 be gay and Canadian
>>675667833
>>675667987
Yeah man, we accept you for who you are
oshawa reporting in
>>675667987
>>675668115
homophobes
>>675667987
holt shit just rolled my phone number..........call me
>>675667646
What city?
>>675668223
why? you want your dick sucked?
>>675655256
Hey Canada. I've been wanting to talk to you. Floridafag here. Just took a year contract in Calgary. Leave next month. Is the next year gonna suck? Or is Calgary an ok spot?
>>675668340
the Peg
RIP
>>675668441
Calgary is OK. Harsh winters, good traffic flow.
>>675668441
In city you should be fine, it's big and they have stuff. Outside is trees and road and boring
>>675668355
is that an open ended offer.....whoa........roll up that rim.
>>675668441
>>675668555
Oh yeah what he said, pack pants and sweater and jacket theres gonna be snow for the next little while
>>675655165
Capital of Canada reporting in
>>675668588
LOL fag
>>675668760
so, toronto?
>>675665357
Beer, check. Long weekend, grabbed 24 tall cans of Canadian, some meth and a few packs of smokes.
604 British Columbia
902 hali
Pic unrelated.
>>675668781
Sooooo......Ya?????
>>675668952
lmfao
>>675665199
Omg memories. Also yyc in the house.
306 stoon gonna go for some beers around 5ish if anyones bored
>>675668883
Tell Your Sister I have plans........Sorry Bro, we will totally hang Easter Sunday after church
>>675666957
Gryphon football yah budz
>>675668728
Thanks for the info Canucks. I'm hoping Trump wins the election. Should I keep my mouth shut up there? Not sure what Canadians think of us.
>>675669106
I don't have a sister. That's probably my mom. Seeya then man.
>>675669007
so we're good?????whazts going on?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMNVfttOAHo Heres a Canadian dude speaking Canadian. Also 905 Hamilton, Ontario reporting in.
>>675668880
No Ottawa ya baiter
>>675669061
I wish, I actually have to go work at a bar at 5. Hudson's if you're wondering
>>675669181
will do I'll bring the stuff.....u just hold the cam.kay!!!!
So, Mississauga?
>>675669213
Easter Sunday after church???????????
>>675669168
We'll call you dumb despite our ignorance of american politics. We think you're hamburger freedomfries muh guns murica. Much like we are igloo hockey syrup post related>>675666660 to you guys. hope it helps!
>>675669299
Not OP, but I was just there a couple weeks ago. Its pretty cool in there.
Look at you all posting your locations into an FBI thread awww.. cute and cuddly
>>675669929
I think you should adjust your tinfoil hat, it's a little off.
>oh no! something my IP couldn't show anyway!
>>675669769
Yeah it's OK. Party nights past 10 get a pretty annoying crowd though.
Just started a new menu, it's pretty good you should give it a shot.
>>675669929
calm/ down.....it'os Canada what can we do but help......cheeeese!!!!
>>675669236
905 oakville nigguh
fuck this ice storm shit eh?
>>675670046
Know your history. It's never worked on the full stack people. Just you nut draggers.
>>675669929
they have yours as well my friend.........now join the party or please leave..........You have been asked........
>>675656309
And this dumb bitch was never heard from again
>>675669761
It does. It's 79 degrees here in FL today, and when I'm thinking of there, I'm picturing an Eskimo with a hockey stick beating a baby seal in a blizzard. So yeah. Don't really know much about you guys when I started thinking. Thanks for the help.
>>675670463
that's why we are here,
>>675666801
Are you fucking kidding? A city that celebrates Oktoberfest and they had to cancel St. Patrick's Day because they couldn't handle a few drunken teenagers.
>>675670654
now its your turn to buy beer..or we can split????
>>675670654
KEK. Helpful Canucks.
>>675670131
was gonna go to finns, but maybe ill stop in there for a beer.
>>675670231
Candra?
>>675665357
>still have to work in two hours
fuck man, soon
>>675657519
March madness
What's the deal with weed up there? Is it legal to grow, but you can't buy?
>>675671010
Alright I gotta ask.
what the fuck is march madness?
>>675670900
we have more time than money.......its ok
North York reporting in.
>>675671144
it's weird in my city we have a dispensary, if you bring in your anti depression meds you can straight up buy it. Growing I don't know. However if you get busted with weed, assuming its obviously personal and not dealing/distributing quantities they'll just take your shit and you walk. Theres no fear here
>>675668880
Beat me to it
>>675671144
we grow it in bathtubs ,and sell it to Americans who in turn sell it to Cubans who sell it back to us........vicious cycle
I've got a huge collection of 416/905 nudes, looking for trustworthy anons to trade with
>>675671487
Thanks bro. Everything I found online contradicted whatever article I read beforehand.
>>675665785
I am
>>675671532
Goddam Cubans.
>>675672060
Its all good.......they are people too..I think?
>>675671159
Help.
>>675672237
Yeah. But just barely. Maybe we'll build a wall around them too.
>>675672476
We all get together and lower prices on electronics........and then the Americans are forced to lower the all ready lower prices.....I have said too much.........wish me luck
Thanks for the Calgary info Canucks. Peace out from Florida.
>>675672787
Huh. I've lived in Kingston all my life and this year is the first as far as I remember that I've heard march madness.
Remember these signs all over Toronto during PanAm last summer?
>>675657318
204 aswell, kik me lmaosus
>>675672857
Florida is the 11th province man.
506 Freddy reporting in
Eh
If we all die today just understand this....I have no idea who you are .but if your sister or Mom or stepmom or dalmation is really looking good......Ill bang that..........FBI closing in....secret Canadian dude ..out
>>675673090
Kek. Right back at ya!
Thoughts on Ghomeshi anyone?
>>675673626
>Ghomeshi
never heard of him
>>675673626
Went to the same high school as him I was starting high school when he was graduating. Was such an arrogant prick then.
From 11th province.
Wish I could move to Canada, cause Florida is a hot, damp shithole, and the penis of the US. Also dislike this country as a whole, and want to try poutine.
>>675674843
Just make some.
It's french fries with cheese curds + gravy poured over top.
How long do you guys think until refugees start bombing buildings?
>>675675037
Yeah, will probs fuck it up though cause I suck at cooking.
>>675675351
nigga just deepfry the fries, heat up a can of gravy and pour it over the curds and fries.
Won't be the best poutine but it'll do. It's not rocket appliances.
705 fag reporting in for duty
>>Americans don't know what kind of gravy we use gravy to them is cheese sauce on fries
>>675655165
Is there really bagged milk???
>>675675286
Torontofag here, honestly I've resigned myself to a grim fate in the subways or something. There's no way some god awful shit won't go down here.
>>675675351
I usually make them in batches my own little way.
>deep fry fries for a good 10-15 mins to give them a golden crisp feel
>toss on dripping pan and into warm stove (so as to not recook them) while second batch is being made. * this is good for keeping fries warm while other fries being made if that's the case*
>make your gravy, (preferably brown gravy); thicken it a bit with flour and keep warm an extra few minutes while stirring.
>fries from stove on bottom with curds spread evenly, fries from deepfryer on top with another layer of curds.
>pour gravy on top of the mountain of fries you just made.
feeds about 3-4 but I could kill the plate myself if I were really baked..
>>675676474
Yup.
>>675675654
>rocket appliances
kek ricky
>>675676486
I used to work at a french bistro for a while, and we had a "poutine" dish. It technically isn't poutine.
Instead of curd, we used brie cheese.
Instead of gravy, we used a red-wine reduction with peppercorns.
French fries.
Topped with duck confit.
So fuckin' good, but it was ~16 bucks.
>>675676697
If there was a thread to post a reference like that, it's this one haha.
NSfag here, Truro area
>>675675654
oh god. I've never had any canned gravy nor have I even thought of it..
I usually end up making my own gravy or sometimes I'll use French's brown gravy..
>>675675654
Worst case ontario you got a some shitty poutine, which is still better than mcdicks
>>675676843
Perfect.
Try >>675676757 if yer feelin' baller. Expensive to make.
>>675676997
I'm from Ontario, there's a couple good places. As I mentioned above, but still, technically not 'poutine' by definition.
>>675676757
jesus christ. yeah, I stopped going out for poutine years ago. If I were really feigning for a snack and didn't have the shit for it, it was either NYC Fries or at least Smoke's Poutinery..
At Smoke's though, the bacon poutine is what, $9? So I don't imagine myself paying any more than that. Unless it's some really better shit I suppose..
>>675676997
To follow up with >>675677119, it's just water under the fridge.
>>675677121
Yeah Smokes isn't bad.
>>675677119
Sure you could find a not so shitty spot with denial and error. But you could just move down to NS for good poutine AND donairs y'know get two birds stoned at once
>>675677539
Possibly. Do you have a raykin problem down there?
>>675672561
that is shortsighted thinking
905 fag here
>>675664885
guelph bound here, you going to school?
>>675678699
Nope. Native of over 12 years or so.
>>675678699
What are you taking? Been downtown yet?
