Trips decide what I bring on my 4 hour flight tomorrow (keep it legal so I'll actually fucking do it)
>I'm thinking this
Bring a pink vibrator and vibrate the person next to you
A box cutter and nerves of steel.
A bomb.
Bring the rocket
>>675652948
A dildo and when you're in middgflight pull it out and fuck the person who is in front of yous ear
Plastic butter knife
>>675653164
This but look them straight in the eye and record it.
An ISIS flag.
A flavored dildo
>>675652948
pornography
>>675653412
Roll for this
15 potatos
A clock.
Blow up a box of condoms and disperse them throughout the plane
Jumbo Simon
>>675653473
roll
>>675652948
TRIPS GET
>Maracas
A turban
Play 9/11 footage
bad dragon
>>675653473
This is stupid an insane. Bring 14 potatoes.
>>675653650
Zozzle
>>675653482
>>675653219
>>675653291
>>675653294
>>675653345
>>675653412
>>675653470
>>675653482
>>675653659
>>675653650
OP, here
Pretty sure these are illegal
Commit suicide
>>675652948
You are going to play Bop It on a plane for 4 hours? Enjoy your black eyes when someone punches you.
>>675652948
A copy of the Quran
Wear short shorts and pop a viagra
>>675653650
this
a four year old child. Any random one will do
>>675653768
>>675652948
clearly labeled copies of the anarchist's cookbook and qu'ran
>>675653812
do it
>>675653772
The largest Quran you can buy...
>>675653771
A turban is not illegal.
bulletproof vest
A bag of crickets. Release them on the plane 1 hour in.
>>675654001
So close it hurts
>>675653887
>>675654001
off by one
>>675654011
this, but cockroaches
>>675653887
off by one
Wear a Make America Great Again hat and a #FeelTheBern t-shirt and a Clinton2016 pin.
Stuff a cucumber in your pants.
Stare the whole flight to a Koran. And then when the plane is almost at it's destination, stand up and scream ''Allahu akbar''.
>>675654141
This
>>675653378
Bak to reddit
>>675652948
vuvuzela
Yep, such is life.
A bag of sand, with a tiny hole in it.
a random assortment of poloroid photos with pics of your spread ass cheeks mixed in and be very enthusiastic about having ppl look at them
>>675654088
This, but mosquitoes
shave your pubes and keep em in a lil transparant bag. Carry that with u the whole time on the plane
>>675654011
Not even an hour. Do like 25 mins
>>675652948
the cheapest prostitute you can find
>>675654078
Forgot to upload.
>>675654296
>>675652948
If you ever want a good laugh, go look at the TSA blog.
They make a weekly report of what they have denied people for, and it's usually amusing.
A turkey baster with melted ice cream & water swimming around in it. Wave it in front of female passengers and offer them maternity leave.
>>675652948
alright, I'll bite. wtf is that, anon? looks like some baby toy but I'm guessing it goes in your ass like a faggot.
A 2 oz bottle of urine
ketchup packets, then do the ole bleeding from the neck gag
>>675654387
feels bad man
>>675654457
Don't know what a bob-it is?
Mods, get this fucker out of here.
>>675652948
8 reams of paper
>>675654457
hahaha lol
>>675654541
Satan trips
>>675654541
right there fred
>>675654590
reroll
< 10 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
>>675654088
888?
an entire carry-on filled with TV remotes
>>675654853
Get the fuck outta my thread
>>675653482
roll dat 999
A little model house with a door labelled, "Pickles." Turn to the person next to you, open the little door, and say, "the door... is a jar." Then laugh hysterically while opening and closing the little door with gradually increasing intensity until you break it off. Put it in your mouth.
>>675654590
reroll 2
Bring laxatives and consume them all before flight
Dried cum in a small translucid bag.
A singing "happy birthday" card. Take it out every 5-10 minutes, read it slowly while it plays, then put it away. Cry if you can.
Printed video stills of TheAmazingAtheist's banana/chocolate syrup video. Stare at them and silently weep.
blow up doll
a fuck ton of vibrators and i don't mean 1 or 2
i want your suitcase to bulge with pressure so
when you open it a tidal wave of vibrators will drown everything causing orgasms for miles until everyone is ejaculating blood and the screams of despair echo threw the streets
>>675654979
My sides. How does someone come up with this stuff.
>>675655214
333
>>675655214
I might actually do this one
>>675654590
reroll 3
>>675655224
another 2 off
>>675655082
Rolling again.
>>675654351
This
Laxatives, take 4 of them as soon as your plane starts moving.
>>675655214
roll
The satanic bible + a quran
Frozen poo
>>675655214
this
>>675655082
Lets go again!
a couple ballons then blow them up and pop them mid flight
>>675655553
Rerull for poo
>>675655553
>>675655559
>>675655553
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
>>675655214
I'm not giving up on this.
666
>>675652948
Bring the bible and read it. Start on Genesis and don't do anything else the whole flight.
A picture of a dog shitting. Stare at it and visibly grit your teeth. Say "fffuck" under your breath every once in a while.
>>675655652
You're a cunt.
>>675655468
boom
>>675655721
kek
>>675652948
Bring a book.
NOT FUCKING JOHN GRISHAM OR DAN FUCKING BROWN.
Bring something with substance. Cormac McCarthy or Hemmingway. Something along those lines. Sit quietly and read. Don't be an annoying cunt. No one likes annoying cunts.
>>675655652
No, idiot.
>>675655214
this one
>>675655652
BWAHHAHAHAHAA HOW AUTISTIC ARE YOU?
>>675653792
That's the point
a plastic pickle
pretend to eat it loudly and cry when it's gone
pretend to pull another out of your pocket
cheer
repeat
>>675655214
999
>>675655214
goddamnit
Carry a bird house with you
>>675655652
Fucking idiot
rolling for singing birthday card
>>675655214
this is why I keep coming back to 4chan
>>675654590
This! Except tape it to your waist and glue an arduino/other circuit board to your chest
>>675655214
joining in the rolling for this
>>675655214
do it faggot
>>675654351
This but tsetse flies
>>675655214
Roll
a picture of bill cosby and rolph harris, hold in same hand as boarding pass while boarding plane
Aneros
A fleshlight.
Pull it out of your pocket while in your seat, sniff it, say, "hmm, interesting," and put it back.
>>675656247
this
Wall mounted butt plugs you'll mount to the window
>>675656212
you're an evil motherfucker. Bot flies are even better.
>>675655214
That's pretty good. Here's your trips boss.
>>675652948
sleep deprevation
>>675656333
lol
>>675656333
WINRAR
>>675655082
Again
>>675656333
Winrar
>>675656333
OH FUCK
OP'S ABOUT TO WAGE SOME BIOLOGICAL WARFARE
>>675656333
oh what a waste
A noose
such a shit get, re roll for rolph harris and bill cosby
Bring enough penis shaped lollipops to be constantly sucking on one eroticly throughout the entire flight
Bring a mr potato head. Do caeictures of your fellow passengers.
A piece of poop wrapped in toilet paper.
OP here, no
A framed picture of sleepy pizza and you must put it on the foldable table for the duration of your flight.
Try to sleep and if someone asks questions tell em you need the picture because it makes you more comfortable, much like the pizza.
>>675656333
oh shit nigger
BOMB THE KOOKS
How easily can you get your hands on a copy of mein kampf?
Smuggle a potato up your ass
>>675656544
poop
>>675656333
Holy shit, I did it. I want the singing happy birthday card goddamnit.
>>675656546
Pussy
![14574024371103[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y4F8XD8.jpg "14574024371103[2].jpg")
GO to 4chan-tv!!!
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Bring a blow up doll
Go to bathroom
Inflate
Wait 5 minutes
Walk out with inflated doll
Where the fuck is a man gonna get that many bot flies
Rerolling for >>675654979
Swallow a bunch of condoms filled with flour or baking soda. Make sure you get x rayed
>>675656544
poop poop poop!
>>675656659
Fuck off
>>675656662
This, but leave the doll in the bathroom
>>675656632
OP, pay attention.
>>675653771
a turban is not illegal you faggot, so do it
http://www.jokergreeting.com/products/joker-birthday-card?variant=1288802561
This card will play a song on loop for 3+ hours. Also it can't be cut, burned, also too large to flush. So they are stuck with it.
>>675656649
DUDE WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET TSETSE FLIES? I DONT WANT SLEEPING SICKNESS EITHER
print a photo of spongebob, draw a moustache and keep it in your lap
>>675656632
we're going with bot flies
>>675655849
Roll for basic human decency.
>>675656946
FUUUUUUUCK. I WASTED MY POTENTIAL JUST LIKE DAD SAID.
>>675656812
He gave no proof of trips
>>675657032
Kek
Bring a snickers, then consider eating it for the 4 hour flight.
A piece of poop wrapped in a tortilla with salsa.
>>675656911
nice dubs. BUT CHECK THESE TRIPS! ROLL.
American football, rope, and a bottle of lubes
>>675654284
i don't even use reddit dumbass.
>>675657067
But...I did get trips
>>675657187
da poop lol!
>>675652948
A clock
>>675653509
This shit right here nigga
>>675656333
H8 u cucky
>>675656891
>trips decide
>OP here, no
>>675653412
This
>>675657187
i want da poop :(
A lgbt hat cuckiiiiiiiiie
An over exaggerated Mexican sombrero.
>>675653771
A flag isnt illegal
ok then, if we're not going to honor bot flies, happy birthday card. I was the one with trips btw, but I agree the bot flies were a bit unrealistic. You even said you liked the card idea.
satan 666 come on
>>675655214
also rolling for this
>>675657447
He literally said bring bot flies. If you can't find a reason not to do this, ill fucking live suicide
>>675655214
This
A large over exaggerated sombrero.
Bring a phone charger. I'd recommend amazon prime or something too so u can watch movies
>>675655309
The edge never ends.
>>675657679
I'm just going to go get the card
piece of poop! :(
>>675657735
honestly i cant think of a reason, link stream pls
>>675655214
come on 888
>>675657771
WINWAR
>>675652948
here is what i suggest:
-bring a kazoo, if you dont have one get one
-as soon as you are able to go to the bathroom once in flight, go to the bathroom
-play kazoo long and loud in bathroom, ending with a shout of "nailed that one!"
-flush, wash, leave toilet
-wait 15 minutes
-repeat this until you have to be seated to land
video reactions, post to youtube, share with /b/
>>675657898
Dude... just...no. Fucking stop.
>>675657898
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS YOU BIG FUCKING FAGGOT
POOP POOP!!!
>>675655559
Oh shit
>>675657880
Thank you for finally coming to your senses, OP.
<---proof of trips.
>>675655214
rollllllll
>>675654910
Bumping this bad boy.
A print out of this taped to your chest.
>>675658251
Well I guess we have a winrar
Bit anticlimactic
>>675655214
roll
huh huh
poop lol
>>675658428
I apologize. I wasted my vote on berniebotfly and reneged for the card instead.
BOT FLIES OR BUST
some poopy woopy in a napkin
poop
bring...
a dozen Red Roses in an open Vase.
bring...
A loaf of Wonder Bread & a jar of Smucker's Strawberry Jelly & a family size jar of JIF smooth Peanut Butter & a butter knife.
bring...
a hard bound Book on ''How to fly an Airplane'' & a Bible.
bring...
a Warm Jacket with a patch of the Confederate Flag over your Heart and the american flag near your ass.
Sombrero!
You have to eat fruit with dicks drawn on it in sharpie.Bananas,oranges,cucumbers,gayer the better.Dicks have to be drawn with hairy balls and veins,realistic for kek effect.
a long and firm piece of poop
eh
eh ha
EH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAa
>>675655214
this
>>675659049
roll
>>675658886
2nd winwar
Sharpie drawn dick fruit.
Voting 4 that.
>>675658988
LOL COULD YOU IMAGINE SUCH A THING!!!!???
DA POOP!! DO ZA POOP!!
POOOOOOP???
>>675655214
card bro
lemme get dat 333 again
>>675659110
have you no idea how trips work
>>675658957
This
Cmon bro, do the card, and the sombrero. I got trips twice for this shit.
>>675655214
fo fo fo
>>675654141
I want this so bad
bring a nice and firm piece of poop!
>>675658957
Yep
FUCKING POOP OPPPOPWOPOEPOPWOEPOWKEPO KPWOKEPO KPWOKEPO KPWOEKPO KWPOEKPOKWPOEKPOW KEPO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
IM SO FUCKING PSYCHED FOR DIS!!!
>>675659437
Disgust
>>675655214
come on rolllllllllllll
fi fi fi
>>675656568
>>675655214
666
Turban and clock tied to waist
a poop
birthday card
>>675658957
This.check em------>
but poop... you gonna bring poop... right?
:(((
OP here still
Why are you guys still here? The gets were got
>>675654141
This
>>675659779
888
>>675659812
what were the gets
>>675659812
fuck off boffin
i want op to bring a poopy whoops!!!!
Take a backpack with a clock in it
>>675654141
roll
>>675660129
i get trips u hav to m8
poop
poo poo pooooooooooooop!
HAHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
>>675660260
That's it I'm deleting the thread
Silly putty.
A cup
Rolling for bop it though
>>675660479
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
POOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
>>675652948
Wrap two apples in aluminium foil in such a way as they'd look like hand grenades on the scan.
Be careful depending where you are going to, as food items in luggage can cause you trouble.
>>675659913
I think it was the card
>>675652948
Typewriter
something poopy
ahahahhaa!!! I CAN'R BREATHE!!!
either a speak-n-spell, or one of those things where you pull the string and it lands on an animal and is like 'the cow goes moooooo'
>>675660479
We need proof bread op
what about a nice little bit of poop?
An arab.
>>675660801
OP MUST BRING A EXTRA POOPY POOP!!
Sombrero
>>675661038
no
poop
>>675652948
just wear a condom the whole flight
OAAH OAAH I KNOW!!!
POOP... IN A CONDOM!!!
monopoly
horse dildo
>>675652948
3 to 4 dildos in a plastic see through carry on luggage bag
>>675652948
xddddd
question is what do you have
yughio
cryogenically frozen poop to be reserved for future generations
hula hoop
poop salad sammmich
magic set
clown wig and nose
a piece of poop attached to a chop stick, like a corn dog
rare pepes
>>675654351
This but keep them in a container that has "ZIKA VIRUS" written in large bold red letters on it.
hangover poop made into a necklace
1984 by George Orwell
poop
i saw a dead frog today lol
cut out a grenade of bomb image from tinfoil and tape it to your chest (only if they use full body scanners on the airport)
otherwise a dumbbell or some kind of training weight, use it during the flight
>>675662115
it was just lying there on the street upside down. i had no time to stop tho
bring poop
a poop
what else but a poop??
