YOU DRINK I'LL POUR THE WINE
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YOU DRINK I'LL POUR THE WINE
Jesus christ david this is horrible
Just mail me some weed already dammit
>>675649607
Good afternoon!
>>675649821
you have to come it up
>>675649690
True- America is a first world country even and there's a whole lot of unrest because we don't think we're as great a country as we could be. Imagine how the people in third world countries would act if they knew that they could make a difference and weren't afraid of confrontation with the established power groups.
>>675649851
hey what's up
>>675649983
I knew you didn't really love me
I am destroyed
>>675650038
Not much; working from home still on account of my apartment not understanding how to plow snow. But I think someone came and dug my garage out hehe. How about yourself?
how is everyone today
>>675650141
robots can't love silly
>>675649648
>>675649677
TFW NO BF IN GENERAL
tfw dentist appointment in 3 hours
>>675650319
OH NOES!
>>675650319
Yeah, that too.
>>675650305
Dammit man, if Twitter can teach a bot to be a racist asshole in less than day, I have to believe we can teach them to love too!
>>675650162
not much
I have been playing morrowind and not studying
my friend is in town so I have been hanging out with him and doing nothing over at his house
tomorrow I'll read a bunch of kafka and stuff and do school things I GUESS
>>675650454
yay free poppers
>>675650454
I can't remember when I last had a dentist appointment. I should set one up.
>>675650479
>Dammit man, if Twitter can teach a bot to be a racist asshole in less than day, I have to believe we can teach them to love too!
That was glorious.
>>675650474
:c
>>675650479
I have no idea where to look either.
>>675650319
Post your butt.
>>675650618
Snarf?
>>675650242
down lately.
There is this guy I like but I can't tell if he likes me back, sometimes his texting makes it look like he is not in the mood to talk to me or just answers me out of politeness. I wish there was a way to read his mood from the texts
>>675650603
I go every 6 months
I'd fuck a guy
but only if he was a fur
>>675650617
I'll tell you where to find a bf if you tell me where to get a social life.
>>675650770
Better than me, then.
>>675650707
"hey how are you feeling? you seem kinda down."
>>675650319
Same issue here
>>675650707
sounds like me.
are you messaging them every day?
>>675650523
Oh nice, sounds like a lot of fun. I got back into EVE Online recently, it's been fun. School sucks, smoke pot and be a rebel instead.
>>675650603
>That was glorious.
It was really a thing of beauty.
>>675650617
>I have no idea where to look either.
Well the internet is a good place to start.
>>675649607
OK Mr. Cosby
>>675650705
Who else?
>>675650926
topical!
>>675650873
>>675650922
wtb ottermode submissive top bf
>>675651022
I was told you'd want my butt pic.
>>675650823
i did once, he says he is fine
>>675650892
we both have different schedules, one time I text him early and woke him up, I could tell he was in a bad mood now, I don't want to text him in fear I might interrupt him on something important perhaps. He texted me back casually but i don't know if its legit or because he felt the need to, maybe im just thinking this too far
>>675650922
What do you do in EVE Online? The only cool thing that I could think of to do was to save up money and become a freelance miner, hiring bodyguards to protect me out in the wastes and having to communicate/trust them as they watch my back.
Other than that I don't know what I would do, even though I really want to get into that game
>>675651323
He wants all the butt pics.
>>675651332
he's most likely messaging back because he wants to, i'd just say don't try to push it on them, maybe find out their schedule so you know when it's appropriate timing to text them
>get call from job
>drug test next week
>get text from friend
>Ostara bonfire this weekend lots of drugs plz come
>all in the space of ten minutes
Fuck.
>>675651323
Such is life. Now post it.
>>675651234
Well if you manage to find 2, pass one my way.
>>675651333
It's effectively Spreadsheet: The Game, first of all.
But I run a couple characters. One for exploration and ratting, which I'm still getting trained up. And I have another that's really just a miner, but he stays mostly in high sec with a mining barge to generate some decent money to fund other characters. I'd like to train the first one up a little bit more with drone combat skills so he can handle some level 2 and 3 missions, but right now I'm stuck with level 1's.
Best thing to do is to find a cool corporation to join that's sociable and helpful, but I personally am still on the hunt for that.
>>675651495
RIP
At least you get advance warning of the drug test.
Although that seems to defeat the point.
>>675651495
>don't go to bonfire
>fail drug test anyways
>>675651495
i would have failed the test before it even started
>>675649218
>We failed
Exactly. But only because we stopped trying. And now with millions of migrants pouring into Europe it's even worse.
>Eventually enough people in a third world country will get fed up enough with their standard of living that they'll get together and actually do something about it.
Lolno. They won't. Look at Africa. It is now almost as savage as it was thousands of years ago.
>We can't force it and it will take time.
Sure we can force it and we should, or it will take time we don't have due to earth's general overpopulation.
>>675649690
>and it's not like the US of A couldn't end up being just like them in no time at all
Sure it could, if it doesn't deal with it's own parasites. That is why that imbecile Trump is so popular.
>>675651582
i think its more so they dont have to fire anyone but its manditory
>>675651234
I'd like to be ottermode, but I am skinny\skinnyfat. Gotta start working out.
>>675651452
>>675651526
He's not getting them.
>>675651554
I have dibsies on the cutest one.
throw all the drugs into the bonfire
>>675651807
Must be an American thing. I've never worked anywhere with mandatory drug tests.
>>675651884
Dat tease.
>>675651816
I want to keep my weight from sports so my ass stays large. I need to start doing butt enhancing and torso slimming workouts though.
>>675651884
>I have dibsies on the cutest one.
Sharing is caring.
>>675651582
You would think so, but that's not the situation.
>>675651639
This is still quite possible, honestly.
>>675651725
time for my good old friend, monkey dong
>>675652065
i'm not sure what you mean
>>675651941
do you want to get stabbed?
cuz that's how you get stabbed
>>675651495
don't go, bonfires happens more than once, job interviews are a rare occassion.
>>675651460
maybe I should, is kinda weird because we flirt and text naughty things to each other and next days is like we are strangers. Maybe I shouldn't hook on him that much if I don't see like any greenlight, then again there isn't anyone else like him so that puts me in an awkward situation
>>675651996
I'm not a tease~
>>675652051
I gotta have some one on one action first.
>>675651554
Well that....kinda sucks. I was hoping for something a bit more firefly than just following the predetermined routes and stuff. Maybe that's why I could never get into it on the 2 week free pass and stuff.
>>675652277
Yes you are.
>>675652021
I had a bit more fat in my ass before, guess I should compensate it with muscle now. And I should also improve my overall physique, mostly torso and belly, since I already have strong legs.
>>675652199
you just want them for yourself
>>675652277
Says the guy not posting butt.
TEASE
>>675652280
You might be more interested in Elite: Dangerous. I've played a few minutes of it, but it felt a lot more like Firefly to me. I actually should get back into that... Star Citizen is also supposed to be good, but I know nothing about it. Don't think of EVE as an action game, it's more like an RTS in terms of planning and strategizing being the key components over shooting accurately and stuff like that.
>>675652277
>I gotta have some one on one action first.
You'll keep them all to yourself!
>>675652173
It's fake urine. I've been hired multiple places because of the stuff.
>>675652247
I'm literally able to choose where I want to work. Until I have a degree and a real career, I don't give a flying fuck about these jobs and there's plenty more where they came from. I'll be broke whether I'm hired or not so what's the point.
>>675652566
ah, i see
>>675652490
>me
>drugs
pick 1
>>675652746
drugs
>>675652746
drugs
why not both?
drugs are good
scales is good
>>675652746
you <3
>>675652875
no no
need the drugs to tolerate the scales
I should just set up a separate folder with all my cuddle pics.
>>675652746
Eh, I'll pick you. Drugs are nice, but not good for you, m'kay?
>>675652968
maybe you do
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>>675652436
nuh u r
>>675652452
I was able to squat 500 poundos at one point. I need to tone and shape my butt now.
>>675652501
My butt isn't ready yet.
>>675652561
Just one of them.
>>675652893
thats no good, all foxes deserve to be worked until they squirt and are relieved
God is dead.
>>675653128
>Just one of them.
Well I guess I'll just have to settle for that then.
Ah, who am I kidding? I only want one. I'm too much of a hopeless romantic.
>>675653242
abs on thicker bodies look weird, like something is off, but that just comes freom personal preference to a round hard belly
>>675653242
GASP.
>>675653403
I suppose.
>>675653481
Yes.
50/50 isn't bad
>>675653403
well, first of all it's not at all anatomically correct.
infact that looks like a series of tumors
>>675653128
I have never worked out in my life, physical excersises are mostly incompatible with me. Only played table tennis for a while. I suppose I am not strong at all.
>>675653598
And how are you today?
>>675653885
I rediscovered what it feels like to live without a soul. Strangely peaceful, but at the same time highly unnerving. I'll recover though, probably.
>>675653359
I want an ottermode to poke fun at all day and then cuddle and let him fuck me at night.
>>675653837
>mostly incompatable
Unless you're medically crippled you're making excuses.
>>675654129
>I want an ottermode to poke fun at all day and then cuddle and let him fuck me at night.
W-what? Why would you pick on him?! I want someone to hold, and cuddle, and snuggle with all day long while it snows out.
>>675654017
Sounds interesting.
I discovered my life was dull.
>>675653643
lmao
well yeah, i mean the abs can be shown depending the amount of fatness in your body and how toned you are, maybe not all 8 but just 4 and possibly sublte.
But I still prefer my men fat like pic related is as far as I can go
>>675654283
Oh.
>>675654129
I mean that I lack determination and discipline to make myself do something like that.
>>675654279
Because I'm somewhat of a bully, but in a lovable bad guy kinda way.
>>675654569
You should find both of those, they're good things to have.
>>675654682
How did you come to this conclusion? Also would you like to make it more interesting?
>>675654785
>Because I'm somewhat of a bully, but in a lovable bad guy kinda way.
I suppose if that's your kinda thing.
I'm more of a "cuddle and rub boners" sort of person.
>>675654785
I sometimes do, but they last no more than a couple of minutes.
Why be determined to do anything? Why have discipline?
>>675654801
Ehhh. The usual way. Talking to people who have moved halfway across the world and have social lives and shit.
And yeah, I just dunno how.
>>675654129
Why ottermode? I have two positions- Either I'm thin/ottermode/athletic build and have a large bara boyfriend who'll let me serve him with cuddles and sex, or I'm the hunky bara guy that gets to play around with all the qt pies that are smaller than me.
I'm determined to get in that booty.
>>675654954
To achieve something in life, I guess.
>>675654896
I'm fine with that stuff though. I don't mean constantly being a dickhead to my boyfriend, just a bf that gets a little insecure sometimes and I can make him uncomfortable but give him affection in bed.
>>675654941
Just keep working at it.
>>675654129
>I want an ottermode to poke fun at all day and then cuddle and let him fuck me at night.
I would so be that ottermode guy.
>>675655190
>just a bf that gets a little insecure sometimes and I can make him uncomfortable but give him affection in bed.
To each their own, sweetheart.
>>675654963
Hmm... Maybe try getting out more? Trying new things? Get a hobby within a group? Those are some of the textbook ways to make your life more interesting.
>>675655094
I'm not determined to do anything, but I know I will recover from this torture.
>>675655189
If you have the desire to do that, go for it. I do not.
>>675655457
Yeah, I just need to think of stuff. I don't really have many hobbies at the moment.
Certainly not group ones, anyway.
>>675655457
I would like that very much, but I lack the impulse and will to do anything in that direction. I guess it all comes down to "just doing it".
>>675655633
Find a local group that plays mtg? Try some kind of sports?
>>675655633
Buy an oculus rift and jump into the world of VR
>>675655718
I've barely played mtg since we broke up, really. I play some Hearthstone, but that's about it.
Yeah, I should find a sport or something.
>>675655690
Having dreams is overrated. Wanting things is overrated.
>>675655886
Squash, Tennis, something light maybe? Nothing too exerting, as that can be pretty consuming.
< 29 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
>>675655879
That's fucking expensive, though.
>>675656026
Yeah, could go for that. I don't know if there are any clubs for stuff like that nearby, though.
>>675655092
Because I was driving one day and realized I'd love a submissive skinnyish top to worship my butt. I'm not really a submissive person, but definitely want to take dick.
>>675655341
Where you live fam?
>>675655343
:3
>>675656337
>worship my butt
I'd settle for anyone that does this, and that I can return the sentiment.
>>675656334
It's #worth
>>675656334
Surely somewhere near enough.
kinda gross honestly
>>675656337
Far away from you, in the middle of Slavland.
>>675656026
So, being a useless potato is ok then?
>>675656539
I'm just trying to repair the damage.
>>675656454
>tfw no bf to use your butt as a pillow
Lord Garithos..
Damn that man.
>>675656663
I can't handle all these feels.
>tfw no cute bf to make breakfast for
>>675656482
Have you tried it or the Vive?
>>675656532
I'll have to look into it, yeah.
>>675656652
rest in pepsi
>>675656832
>tfw you wont get pounded by your bf and then wake up to him making breakfast in nothing but an apron
>>675656889
Neither has arrived at mine or many other people's door step yet, but in a few weeks I will have :p
>>675656652
It's not, really. You gotta carry your own weight or at least try to, but that's about it. We only exist because we must. There is no hidden drive or purpose to our existence, so as long as we at least try to not be godawful, we've succeeded.
>>675656889
By all means, do. It'd make you feel better to be sure.
>>675657044
My heart is breaking as we type.
>tfw no eggs benedict
>>675657069
I think you can test it in some shops here, but the Vive's supposed to require a lot of floor space.
I doubt I'm going to buy into it anytime soon, though. I'll let it get more established first.
>>675657108
I'll try. Thanks. <3
>>675657044
I prefer Coke
>>675657108
I feel like trying to improve one's life may be a good thing to do.
>>675657156
Same. But probably not as much because I'm pretty jaded.
>>675657258
Scrambled eggs with some spinach and ham mixed in, just a little bit of cheese on top and some Sriracha sauce drizzled in.
Oh god I'm really hungry.
eggs benedict is eh
>>675657431
At least you can safely eat it.
>>675657431
how can you say that
>>675657619
I have had it and it was eh
>>675657431
What is wrong with you?
>>675657386
Eh, I consider myself pretty jaded.
The internet does not do a great job of conveying sarcasm either.
>>675657734
you should have it again
there's a great place here that serves it with polenta
>>675657370
Ultimately pointless, but for the elation it brings yourself. The alternative is worse for sure, but in the end it's a fart in Sahara.
>>675657854
I'm severely sarcastic constantly. Why can't we live near each other?
>>675657156
>tfw no qt bf to pound until he falls asleep and make breakfast for in the morning
Eventually I'll get someone and live the dream. Eventually.
>>675657947
Sure, in only makes sense in the picture of one person's life, but it is rather pointless in the greater scope of things.
>>675657854
>>675658062
Sarcasm is awesome.
There's a breakfast place nearby that, despite doing middle-American greasy spoon kind of breakfast food, makes the most amazing Gyros ever. And I really want one.
>>675658062
Because I'm not into teasing, and I'm not a femboy top? It'd never work out.
>tfw you have no friends irl and your a closeted fag
>>675658360
iktf
>>675658287
Yes, I know.
>>675658303
That's just me dream relationship, I'm still very open to a lot of things.
>>675658360
Right there with you, buddy.
>>675658250
Hmm... Maybe pointless was too harsh a word for me to use. I just meant that I personally don't feel a strong desire for much anything, least of all improving my life.
>>675658360
>tfw everyone around you are straightfags, even the qt boys
>>675658595
^^^^
>>675658528
>I'm still very open to a lot of things.
Well then it's just fate.
>>675658595
Oh wow that must be a super awesome ability to be able to know everything about everyone's sexuality by looking at them
>>675658542
If your life is comfortable as it is, why change anything? If it is fine with you, than improvement might not be necessary.
>>675658360
> tfw the only gay guy i know hates me because i told him he was a fag
>>675658595
Ahh, but what if they're all closeted too?
>>675658719
RIP AGAIN
>>675658773
you can tell if someones homo unless they are a master closeted fag and have a phd in hiding their sexuality
>>675658773
>>675658858
I am too closeted and antisocial myself to find out.
>>675658800
I wouldn't call it necessarily comfortable, but I live and breathe, that's enough.
out of school it will probably be easier to come out but theres a rep for being gay especially if you come out after people think your straight
>>675659060
again, I am just amazed how insightful you are
>>675659064
then stop fucking complaining
>>675659305
why are you so upset?
>>675659305
Ok, I will stop now.
Needs more Dev taint.
>>675659504
I'm not! You've got this huge edge on everyone else in the world! Fags have been put to death for misjudging and making advances on the wrong person; you've enlightened us all to the powers of stereotyping and we can all feel safe knowing faggots are perfectly identifiable people.
Think of the children.
>>675659064
You'll figure it out.
>>675659504
He's always angsty.
>>675659807
I hope so.
Shame on you for standing up for such a bullshit opinion, dotter.
>>675659727
okay but were in civil times, we have gay rights... hate crimes are at an all time low because of how accepting people are of gays. King Richard isnt going to behead you for liking dick in the 21 century
>>675659919
And if you figure it out, let me know how.
>>675659949
Eh. I'm not in that much of a better position, really.
>>675660122
I will certainly do so. But that might take a lot of time.
>>675660046
you completely missed the point
You just go about your day, knowing everything about everyone's sexuality. I hope you make great emotional connections with someone that makes you happy.
>>675660122
You're mature enough to know better.
>>675660398
how so
>>675660398
Easier said than done, man. I've been a loner a lot of my life whether I've wanted to be or not.
>>675660398
i cant tell if your being cynical or sarcastic
