Shittiest of luck REKT thread
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Shittiest of luck REKT thread
>>675630300
Checked
>>675630846
>Dat tit grab
>>675631138
>ujelly.webm
>>675630846
That actually made me wince. GG.
>>675631138
http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
>>675631443
Boom....headshot
>>675631679
The cleanest of kills
>>675632114
Backstory?
>>675632343
can't you read filenames?
>>675630401
This must be fake
>>675632616
> Implying that's a fucking story.
> Implying it's even a full sentence.
>>675631679
>>675631824
>underage b&
>>675632811
here since you are fucking retarded I'll explain the story: chinese guy gets pissed at other chinese guy for fucking up his k/d in cod and stabs him in the neck
next time don't be a fucking nigger newfag
>>675631522
>400 lbs
>Open Grip...
>It's called a suicide grip for a reason
https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
>>675632702
file name
>>675631522
>http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
That article doesnt look legit as shit though, they even made spelling errors
>>675631443
It's like the universe willed for it to happen.
>>675632234
money in the bank match?
>>675632343
china
>>675633185
Cause I'm totally meant to fucking decipher that shit from a cocksucking filename and the bitch who posted it? Get the fuck outta here.
>>675630846
This was a prank. The lady has prosthetic legs. Sorry to ruin the fun.
>>675633408
you appear in all these threats and post shitty videos with shitty music fuck off faggot newfag faggot fignewton faggot loving fat faggot
>>675634099
I was able to deduce the same thing based off of the filename. This is /b/, always read file names, sometimes you learn something important like 12443465 and 34534645 when 1396445645
>>675634177
chekt, heres some rekt
>>675634197
That insult was fucking gay and you should feel bad. Fag.
>>675634099
It's been floating around for a while now, how have you not seen it before?
>>675634099
i posted it idk if thats what happened thats just the name i gave it
This is reaching but I'll allow it.
>>675634390
oh look, you can meme. I count 3 memes in this post
>>675634324
> you fuck up my k.d.webm
I can see a kid got fucked up. I'd love to know why but Jiggaboo Jones can't take his face out of the cabbage patch long enough to stop being a cuck.
oldie but goody
>>675634338
fucking lol'd
>>675634338
jesus
>>675634419
Does border security catch ever wetback? Some make it through without them noticing.
>>675634523
I bet this is from on of those POS countries where the men are abusive pigs who rape their "wives." she probably ran away to find a better life and this is what she gets
>>675634744
From another rekt thread they were saying she stole some shit iirc.
>>675630401
I like how he closes the door at the end
>>675634099
You are a fucking mongoloid
>>675634744
I'm going to guess this is bait but she killed a taxi driver then some "vigilante" justice was done to her ass
>>675634559
Fuckin oath I meme all the memes you wanna fucking throw down cunt?
>>675634639
hahahaha
>>675632234
>>675633664
Rock Bottom from the ladder
>>675632851
>>675634324
>sometimes you learn something important like 12443465 and 34534645 when 1396445645
well duh
>>675634894
I'm never going on a fucking escalator again oh my fucking god....
>>675634894
Seriously, are these fucking chinese escalator stairs made out of thin sheets of aluminum that can be flipped to reveal the mechanical belts/chains on the bottom? Fucking idiots.
>>675634338
>It's quite simple. All you need to do in order to become a tapeworm is put your hand there.
>>675634891
She even had a guy partner but he ran away.
>>675634811
I just made an assumption, but my point was to highlight the hypocrisy. Oh, you're from an impoverished country and you stole something? Stealing is illegal, I'LL BRUTALLY BEAT AND TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN AND THEN I'LL LIGHT YOU ON FIRE AND LET YOU FLESH CRACKLE, BOIL AND BURN!
If you're that much of a scumbag, probably not the first person you killed and your morals are so shit half of their belongings are probably stolen and from the dead.
>>675630449
my dad climbed the gutters of the apartment building, me and my mom lived at when i was a kid. This is pretty much what he looked like when he fell down, 4th floor, landed directly on his feet. Fucker cant bend his ankles anymore..
>>675634523
>mfw he pours more gasoline into the fire
>>675633615
Not the universe buddy....God
>>675634843
And you're fucking useless. Next.
>>675634980
poor Merkel
>>675634639
father of the year
>>675635159
Ikr?
>>675635190
It seems so, yes.
>>675634894
Anyone have the other escalator one where it collapses just before someone gets off?
>>675634816
>Welp, he's dead. What's for lunch?
>>675635131
Such a good fake
>>675634338
>>675635159
They're safe when you don't carry a giant aluminum beam on them that gets wedged between the ceiling and the step. the pressure from the escalator going up pushed the beam through the step and caused it to collapse.
>>675631083
first time I've noticed it
>>675635131
uh
what?
>>675630846
I watched this once and never again. Like what the fuck is it with people breaking bones slowly and then seeing it afterwards that fucks me up? It's only the ones that visually break bones
>>675635499
>Pic Related
>>675635550
>spending all your points in DEX.
>>675635550
Oh my bad, forgot to turn off godmode
>>675635499
Meant to post this one.
>>675635526
This?
>>675635811
What disturbs me the most is that the woman died, and how the escalator slowly comes to a halt because what's left of her clogged up the machinery.
>>675635761
kek
>>675631854
should have wear helmet.
>>675636039
Goddamn it, can't even get a hole in fucking mini-golf, time to die
>>675636044
What gets me is that nobody hit the emergency stop button. Surely there was one?
>>675635368
>>675635499
Survival of the fittest. Or in this case smartest. This is such typical niglet behavior. They run away from their parents, looking for trouble. I bet they were running out of the store because they just stole some jewelery, would never happen to a while child, to well educated
>>675635804
>>675635811
yep thats the one. i avoid escalators as much as possible because i fear this will happen.
>>675635811
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
>>675636044
over on /tg/ they call this webm "pc backstory"
pc meaning player character as opposed to npc
>>675633984
Dead?
>>675636235
no.
made in china, installed in china, chinese security reqs. they dont give a fuck
>>675635761
lost
>>675636280
Right?! I always just hop that metal bit at the end.
>>675634338
The guy was made into a pancake before his hat hit the ground kek
>>675630449
Man i want to know the story behind this one ...
>>675635499
what a stupid nigger. first of all the parents arent anywhere around, the oldest child doesn't even ONCE look back towards the fucking 3 year old who can most definitely not use the escalator safely by himself, and the oldest child is playing around on the device, setting a bad example. they asked for it.
>>675636268
>while child
looks like you just outed yourself
>>675635661
k then I won't go on one with a boner because my cock is... nvm i'm a faggot
>>675634744
Uncultured fuck. Your implying racist / bigotry towards Muslims.... The chick is wearing denim short shorts and a singlet u fag.
>>675630300
Did this guy die? Cause if not, then he's lucky under the circumstances that the road sign came down on the ground next to him in the end, not on him
>>675636530
a spelling mistake is being compared to a 3 year old holding onto the handrail of an escalator, being pulled over the rail and thrown 2 stories to his death on a solid tile floor.
>>675636580
yeah he's real fucking lucky. go back to tumblr you sjw pseudo-intellectual double nigger
>>675636715
pretty much the same thing on 4chan
>>675636761
The fuck
Forgot to take your medication today you sperglord?
>>675636566
Fuck Muslims and you.
>>675636530
>>675636715
also
>to well educated
its too. mongoloid.
>>675636715
pic related
>>675636566
I'm implying racist/bigotry towards any country where the people who live there go to these types of the extremes. They lack any sense of a civilized society. This could be Brasil for all I fuckin care.
>>675636881
THE ORIGINAL PIC WAS LINEN CLOTH AND COPPER
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE CHANGE IT??!?!?!???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675636901
He's right in either case about the clothing part yknow, makes it pretty damn obvious that that wasn't filmed in a muslim country
Idiot
>>675635634
don't cut yourself on those edges
>>675635804
>>675635811
kek deathscalatormind
>>675637056
Because he's a rare spawn?
Maybe he drops an egg that hatches a pet of a small Syrian boy.
>>675636337
no his neck is wet noodle doe
i'm out of rekt
>>675637094
bait harder, no one defends Muslims or the middle east anymore. this is fucking /b/
>>675637180
nice
>>675634177
really? source of this information?
>>675630449
> oh well, he's rektd, let's move on
This is now a space Rekt thread.
This star when supernovae, (not technically) BUT IT BLEW THE FUCK UP
rekt hard
>>675637095
I think you completely misunderstand what that anon was doing...
Let me make it simple for you. The guy that looked down the hole that the other guy fell down just puts the door back on like nothing happens, the other anon you're calling edgy just put some humorous words into said guy's mouth
>>675635131
When she bends over her head has a seizure
>>675634419
>>675637056
>>675637274
I hate muslims as much as the next guy
doesn't change the fact that you or whoever originally said this took place in a mudslime country is a dipshit
>>675636280
Notice anything common with all the rekt videos? The large number which are in China. Chinkies don't give a fuck about health and safety and/or it's people.
Just don't use chinese escalators and you'll be fine.
>>675635550
Holy fuck this dude is a sponge
you see the bright light at the center of this galaxy? it's a super massive black hole surrounded by a hundred thousand super massive stars being sucked into an eternal vortex.
rekt super hard
>>675635760
Fucking almighty KEK
>>675631138
He had terrible spotters too.
>>675636235
yeah ..
that was safe
he was probably trying to show confidence
>>675635700
It's fake as fuck.
>>675637502
>>675637760
I wouldn't call that rekt, I'd call that stellar and wondrous as fuck
>>675637911
>chek'd
also duh, she wouldnt do that
but damn
someone spent a LOT of time on that
>>675632616
Actually I'm on mobile and can't see where's the fucking filename.
> can count to potato jpg
>>675638183
Android ?
>>675635307
I agree with it. Purifying flames. Think about the people watching, they will never steal anything again.
Look at this planetary nebula that used to be an ancient, super massive ball of gas. layer upon layer is ejected from the surface of the star, exploding into space at the fraction of a speed of light.
its a double rekt because not only did the star supernovae, but the gas will condense and form other stars, burning at 16,000,000 degrees and will eat anything in their path.
>>675638183
Are you a retard?
>>675638521
No, he's right. Depending on what platform and browser you use, the filenames will be hidden.
>>675636481
>>675636268
I don't understand, are those kids black and therefore niggers, or Chinese kids that are too stupid to be compared to anything but niggers, I'm so confused.
>>675636235
>that fucking watermark
Fucking morons these days, I swear
>hurr durr we need to make sure "our" content doesn't get stolen, let's make our watermark wobble about like a monkey with a seizure so it's harder to edit out
>>675638665
Hey, don't be racist. Blacks aren't the only niggers. You got black niggers, you got mexican niggers, you got asian niggers, and hell, there's a shitton of white niggers right here in the US
>>675638648
hover over the image (hold till the menu comes up, then close it) to see the filename when using android.
>>675638833
dub dubs speak truth
also theres blacks that aren't niggers, but those are few and far in between
>>675634639
reflex jazz hands
>>675637711
checked
>>675638872
I never said he was on android, and I never said I experienced this on android in the past. And that may only be with the default chrome or possibly firefox browser.
>>675634523
So, did she crash some lad's car or what?
>>675638618
>>675638872
This
>>675636407
I really hate the chinese
ruthless scumbags who don't give a fuck about their people, the environment animals or intellectual property, just as long as it helps their economy and them become more powerful
That stock market crash really filled my black heart with glee, hope these pieces of shit squandered their chance of becoming a superpower forever
>>675634740
you sure spell like a wetback.
>>675634523
This is the second time I saw people on fire with some moron that tries to add more fuel and nearly sets fire to everyone. Fucking morons.
>>675639203
>wetback
I am not familiar with this expression, care to explain?
If you were to take a high res photo of the sky, take one pixel, blow it up to 1,000 times it size, and extract a single pixel from that, you'd get this. The hubble deep feild. a trillion burning stars, a billion habitable planets, a million galaxies. you are worthless. you are meaningless. you are nothing but a speck of star dust.
rekt
>>675638833
thanks dude bro, that cleared it up for me, I'm sorry you had to answer to that stupid ass post.
>>675639141
That left hook indeed
>bravo
>>675639374
edgy
>>675638833
>durr durr I coin my own definition of terms that already have them
Fuck off you idiot, nigger refers to black people only
Go watch some Chris Rock
>>675639336
are you the person he's replying to?
cause if you are, you used the term yourself in the post he's replying to.
>>675635349
The fuck is that?
>>675639170
they sound like class A /b/trad material, y u mad faggot?
>>675639682
You don't need to be a homosexual to be gay, or a faggot.
you don't have to be psychotic to be an imbecile.
>>675639774
Satan
>>675639710
no. I am not.
>>675635159
Ah.... IFC: inbred fried chicken
>>675639884
>not ceasar.jpg
>>675631138
> raises his arms as if to say i win
>>675639336
A wetback is an illegal Mexican immigrant. The term was coined because a lot of them would go across rivers leaving their backs wet.
< 2 > My present :) http://www17.zippyshare.com/v/eYapRNjL/file.html
>>675639036
You guys think these videos with jihadi John are real or fake?
>>675639889
lol who hurt you?
wetback is a term used to spanish people, mainly mexicans, but can be used as a term for all spanish/hispanic/latin or whatever you call them under that rock where you've clearly have been.
>>675640043
what the actual fuck were these idiots doing
>>675640257
its only a meme
jihadi john is a troll, all his videos are fake
>>675640257
100% real.
how would these savages manage to fake that shit?
>>675635550
fightinginyourdreams.webm
>>675634338
Fake. Obviously a mannequin.
>>675640113
thank you.
>>675640318
>I reply matter-of-factly
>I am apparently hurt
I'm fine, I just kinda dislike people being stupid.
>>675640398
>>675640410
Two types of people
>>675632343
the guy gave his league inlog info too the other guy like "boost me to diamond bro" but instead he changed password.
how did they even get it in there?
>>675640324
It looks like they were burning a flag or garment to prove a political point. The woman pouring the gasoline on the black shroud also spilled some on the floor where they were standing. When they lit it up, the gasoline trailed to the puddle underneath her feet. This is when she panicked and in her haste spilled the rest of the gasoline on herself, igniting her clothes in flames.
>>675634523
Oh I know this one!
She got caught robbing a cabbie with these two dudes; dudes got away but the mob got her and made one hell of an example of her.
>>675638677
Was probably the dudes first time.
>>675630449
Why the fuck did those 2 even stand there at the bottom if they weren't going to catch him? Just for show, to appear heroic?
>>675640552
the picture made me assume you were a bit butthurt, it was a question nothing else
>>675640632
>>675640171
>>675635761
omg lost
>>675640783
i'd rather know why he just walks away like "aw shit lost another one" instead of freaking the fuck out and seeing if the man is even still alive
>>675635804
thats some horror movie shit
>>675634523
Half the World needs extermination right now
>>675634980
ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION WHEN NIGGERS ARE AROUND
>>675636186
under rated comment
>>675641050
that would make a good song
>>675640826
>Fucking stupid baby treating a living being like a toy
>cat scratches back in response, to say, i'm no toy, you're hurting me
>baby cries and hits cat back like the violent thug he is
>cat rightfully defends itself
>>675636235
saw this on bestgore... i think he died
>>675640926
I know, right? I can't imagine having to live in a world where everyone has slanty eyes, black hair, and nobody shaves their pubes
>>675640795
ah, i see.
I assure you that was mostly not the case. I was of course confused why one would assume that I would ask for a definition of a word I previously used, so I concluded he was in fact a bit slow and posted the referred picture as, as I have to admit, a slight provocation towards the poster of the post I replied to.
>>675635804
It's why there are emergency stop buttons about <1 metre from where those ladies were standing.
>>675638300
No. I'm human.
>>675638521
Maybe I have some extra chromosomes. Fact is I don't see any filename in the webms
>>675639875
>You don't need to be a homosexual to be [...] a faggot.
You remind me of that cringeworthy South Park episode where they want to change the definition of the word faggot
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s13e12-the-f-word
It'll be right up your autistic alley, buddy
>>675640632
total milf
>>675634894
you know what really grinds my gears?
>>675636407
>>675636235
>>675636235
>>675637898
I'm pretty sure those two exact steps he's standing on say "THESE ARE NOT STEPS, DO NOT STAND"
>>675638618
seen shit on bestgore of an african thief getting both his hands cut off.. shits cray
>>675634980
ylyl? Bitch deserved it.
>>675639875
What the fuck are you talking about?
Gay is a term that literally only applies to homosexuals. Fag is a slur for homosexual. An Imbecile is completely unrelated to psychotic behavior. A psychopath is a person with personality disorder
>>675641189
Truly a nightmare.
>>675639853
>they sound like class A /b/trad material
>don't give a fuck about animals
Dumbass.
>>675641189
Is this a second big explosion in the end of the webm?
>>675631443
reminds me of killing people with the traffic cone in halo 3
>>675641526
Gay means happy and faggot is a bundle of sticks.
>>675641375
you must be new here if you're unaware that "faggot" is one of many staple insults of /b/, autist being a more recent addition.
you negate yourself so much, some funny b8 m8, but 1/10
>>675641189
missed opportunity for filename
>finale.webm
>>675638965
Do we have some backstory on this sir?
>>675634338
Sweet Mother of Jefferson Davis
>>675632234
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
>>675638618
lol that guy tapped his ass
>>675638618
what the fuck
>>675640380
"STOP RESISTING"
>>675638447
You lost me at "fraction of a speed of light". A leisurely walk is a "fraction of a speed of light".
>>675641826
Brotip: the only people saying you must be new here / newfag are the newfags themselves who think it makes them fit in with all their cool new Internet friends, I guarantee I'm here longer than you you sperg
You're not a dictionary, and neither is Chris Rock or South Park meaning you don't define the meaning of words
Nigger is a pejorative term for any black person, not a term to seperate the "good black people" from the ones who behave like shit
Faggot isn't a random insult that can be used whenever, it refers and insults specifically gay people
No one gives a shit how it's used here in real life
>>675633444
check'd
>>675639063
think she killed someone
>>675640043
DESIGNATED
>>675642317
a 1/10th is a fraction. a 1/10th the speed of light is a fraction the speed of light
>>675639374
No I wouldn't. If I took a single pixel from a high res picture and blew it up to 1000 times it's size I would have one single pixel replicated by a magnitude of 1000. You are retarded.
>>675642495
Huh? Can't tell if you actually think you're making sense or not.
>>675635349
Tear gas
>>675630401
Wtf did he fall into?
>>675642619
Do me a favor, open Photoshop. Make your canvas 1 pixel x 1 pixel. Then resize it to a magnitude of 1,000. Check the resolution and come back.
>>675642699
I don't give a fuck what you read mate.
Go to KnowYourMeme, they have all the cool memes you don't know yet
>>675642859
Confirmed nerve gas.
>>675640324
top Keke
>>675642882
I'd like to know this too.
>>675642961
you'd have a canvas the size 1000x1000, with each of those 10^6 pixels being the same colour, so he's right
>>675640601
That mother fucker should have paid his protection money.
>>675641500
no you haven't, one is already cut off when the video begins.
>>675642882
Its a little trap door the leads to the bar cellar with all the beer kegs and stuff hooked up to the draught pipes. It can be really steep steps down or a little ladder. It really should have not been left open during service like that.
>>675636259
I doubt either of you really have a full grasp of what it means for either to "will" something, so why don't you children play nice?
>>675634338
i remember this, he was all over the paper.
>>675639630
I wonder what was going through his head during his last moments
>more bullets
kek
>>675637760
That's as much rekt as a subatomic nucleus, of which we are not only surrounded, but composed.
Bitches hadn't heard about the sheer unimaginable complexity of reality.
>>675639884
"Shit, i think we got the wrong Pablo"
>>675636305
Goddamned nigger saw the chance and took it, Kek.
>>675642495
A fraction can be anything that's not a whole number, dude. In other-words it can be so infinitesimally small fraction that it's slower than a snail's pace. Or it can be just as close to the speed of light since 999/1000 is also a fraction.
It's like saying "a portion"
Thanks for the cool pictures, though. Most people need an education on the non-anthropocentric context of life on Earth.
>>675636235
obviously that water mark cause a wind draft strong enough to push him over.
>>675633614
it's a bodybuilding site, what do you expect?
RIP Igor, I guess
>>675644124
>>675636305
Nice facebook humor there
>>675634099
Is summer close or something?
>>675644369
I like the way you think.
>>675639344
not raping first...
>>675644539
easter holidays probably
In case any of you are wondering, it's spring/easter break for elementary and middle school kids, so don't be surprised.
>>675642398
newfag detected
>>675644924
you forgot the "le" :^)
>>675644966
checked
>>675638872
Doesn't work with windows phones on internet explorer
>>675634523
>no sound
welp
>>675645320
>internet explorer
why.jpg
>>675641138
He's human, it's a cat, he can do whatever he wants to a dumb ass cat because it's considered property
>>675641719
K m8
>>675643751
Underrated Post. Well done Sir.
>>675640744
you are not so fast now
>>675641614
i was never into that gay ass caturday bullshit, glad it died off.
>>675635307
>enters on /b
>rekt thread
>gets mad about a vid
Fucking fagot get out
>>675634523
shit this didn't even look like muslims, context anyone?
>>675645781
Pissants like you are why humans are property, too.
>>675646379
mexicans maybe?
