hai /b/. Question: I have freckles. I like...no...LOVE women with freckles. I have no rational explanation for it. In recent times, I've lost a bunch of weight, gotten in shape, and now I'm very attracted to myself, to the point where I am sometimes the main subject of my own masturbation.
What is wrong with me? What do you call this?
>>675629913
Pretty gay
There is nothing wrong with you.
>>675630066
care to expand on this?
>>675629913
I call it : the peek of loneliness
>>675630215
Nothing wrong with having freckles. Also dont tell young girls they have body problems. Geezzzz
>>675630291
weak.
>>675629913
It's just narcissism.
It means you're a NARC.
bump for a serious answer. think i might be bisexual or just incredibly self involved
>>675629913
As the old adage goes, "if you like the way you look that much, oh baby you should go and love yourself"
>>675630452
I'm assuming by "NARC", you mean narcissist.
Where do we go from here?
Post a pic of yourself
>>675630681
Lol, that hasn't been a huge problem for me lately...in fact, it's been affecting my relationship with my girlfriend. Mostly because I'm fucking selfish
>>675630452
weak?
ok
the pinnacle of pathetic
the apex of autisim
the escarpment of egocentric self adulation
any better shit breath?
>>675630940
what of myself
>>675630780
No, it was a pun.
But yeah, narcissism. It's a pretty benign kink, I imagine, compared to many people here.
>>675629913
Literal narcissism, like a textbook definition.
Look up the god that inspired the word and you'll understand you plebiscite.
>>675631074
Face, or freckliest part of you
btw i got about a half a glass of scotch to sort this out...already taken two xanax and a melatonin so i'm on my way out...just wanted to see what a bunch of trap-loving, closeted-gay, fellow members of the dark edges of the web thought about my situation
>>675631051
Oh, you meant 'peak' of loneliness.
I like all these alliterative ones you've done. The last one is impressive.
>>675631194
>god
>plebiscite
kek
But their insults shall ye know them.
>>675631194
f u, I'm not a pleb I'm just drunk and slightly sexually confused
what do i call this?
gay.
>>675631215
you want my ssn too
>>675631559
I don't know what that is.
>>675631588
AAA+++ Posting my friend
also random question, does 4chan remove exif data now or do I still have to do that on my own? pretty sure my shit doesn't record it but I'm sure I'll get 99% lies back on this question
btw baddest fucking electronic song of all timehttps://youtu.be/9ZSsV8bZkEg?list=PL4BB0670A95A2A8E8
>>675631672
social security number. not going to post my face. let me see if I can get a pic of it without totally fucking revealing my id
>>675631940
in the gd meantime
someone help me...someone's gotta be both
A) into freckles so much it's nearly or totally an obsession for them, and
B) they have freckles themselves
Surely those things have to be interrelated. I don't think I'm a total narcissist. I don't know what to think.
I've noticed a lot of these girls appear to be underage.
Please do not let this degrade into a CP thread or it will be reported.
this is me
>>675634056
all of the girls I've posted were via Google image search
>>675630003
/thread
>>675631456
as if being drunk is an excuse
>>675634379
an excuse for what?
not an excuse for placing my true feelings a public forum, just a means
>>675634508
means=>excuse
>>675634635
touche. I'm not looking for an argument, just an explanation
am i really the only guy on here tonight who's into freckles
>>675635336
>on here tonight
It's 9 AM retard
>>675635630
some of us don't give a fuck
>>675635032
ye me neither
everyone needs to love themselves though for some extent, although I don't know if loving yourself too much is possible
>>675635032
>>675635336
No man! keep em coming
I love freckles
>>675635770
>>
just since I really got in shape and shit, i've been almost painfully attracted to myself
to the point where I get hard thinking about certain qualities I have...I'm sure it's not normal, but I'm also sure I'm not the only one who's experienced this
>>675631842
Weird question combo + "listen to this song"
>>675634088
>>675636137
you just have autism
>>675636180
don't do drugs kids. at least not to excess
>>675629913
it's called narcissism. embrace it.
>>675634088
aaaaaaaaa hahahha i suspected you looked super boyish. god, kill urself man.
>>675629913
why don't you post nudes so we can all enjoy your sexy body?
>>675636340
possibly, exacerbated by addiction
>>675636495
but how
>>675636579
convince me
>>675636579
Faggoty fag Mc Faggerson
>>675629913
that is what most would call textbook narcisism, but I think you're expressing it over a fetish. You've fetishized freckles, and the easiest access to someone you find attractive that has them is yourself.. so yeah. It's still narcisism you've just kinked yourself into it.
thank you - possibly the best reply I've received all night. the most accessible outlet for my fetish is...me. still makes me wonder why the fuck I would fetishize a quality that I myself exhibit.
>>675629913
You've been shitposting so long you can't remember what other humans look
>>675637266
good job finishing your sentences fuckface
>>675629913
Sounds like you want to have sex with your mom and you're masturbating to the qualities genetically passed on from her. Disgusting.
>>675637266
check'd and kek'd
>>675637474
see'd and agree'd
>>675637474
My mom has literally no physical qualities I have...sorry I couldn't fulfill your incest fantasy
>>675637947
Gross, so you want to fuck your dad? You're disgusting.
>>675637474
>>675637568
>>675637945
>>675638027
also nice samefagging you fucking faggot
>>675637947
>no physical qualities from mom
>only look like dad
>anon wants to have sex with his dad
>>675638203
>MORE THAN ONE PERSON COULDNT POSSIBLY THINK I'M A GROSS MENTALLY ILL FAGGOT
>>675638203
Bad guess dumbass
>>675638350
only an autist's mind would automatically assume that since I have no physical qualities from my mother that I MUST have physical traits from my father
someone must've either never taken or severely failed their genetics course
>>675637474
>>675637947
>>675638350
Can somebody please screencap this? My sides are in outer space
this is now officially a freckled girl thread
>>675638636
>doesnt look like mother
>doesnt look like father
>cant figure out he was adopted
There's your problem OP. You were adopted because your biological dad molested you as a child
>>675638367
moar like this pls. WOW
>>675638961
or because they knew he was an assburger
>>675630494
Nudes
>>675638961
I would actually rather have been adopted, would've missed out on a plethora of genetic bullshit that I unfortunately inherited. not the case however
>>675639236
>doesnt look like either parent
>has severe mental problems associated with adoption
>mental issues point to early childhood sexual abuse
>"NAH I WASNT ADOPTED IT'S FINE GUYS"
>>675639524
Kek
