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>>675612184
do they have dogs?
>>675612184
DO all the old men have dogs
>>675612184
This is like to see.
>>675612590
Do some of them have dogs?
>>675612184
The humans.
Are you literally retarded?
do the old men call the police?
>>675612184
Give both 10 years and they'll be extinct, both of the options
OP these are very important variables that need to be answered asap, I don't think you understand the urgency of this matter.
Did the old men vote for Cruz and carry around .50 calibre handguns?
Does the rhino have a dog?
>>675612909
Get fucked, if this rhino is charging straight into any of them it will start a domino effect with every old man just falling over breaking their asses
>>675612184
What race are the old men?
It would depend on the terrain and if they will have the canes you showed in the picture with them, if there are some trees, for instance, that could take some rhino hits, they could sacrifice some old men while the rest of them use the canes to hit the rhino eyes....
After doing these I estimate they will lose around 10-15% of their numbers, so still at least 170 men alive
If they could manage to break the canes they could use their remaining numbers to stab the rhino until he bleeds out
>>675613252
do you know how fucking hard a rhino's skin is?
UPDATED
>>675612184
It depends OP,
Is it a Black Rhino which ways from 1400kg
or White Rhino which ways 2300kg
or indian Rhino which ways 2100kg?
average old man way like 80kgs max,
Some basic math for the heaviest...
2300/80 = 28.75.
we triple that because they are old and fragile
28.75*3 = 86.25
so i say around 3 white rhinos would take around 200 old man
>>675613023
underrated post
>>675613450
this makes no sense whatsoever.
>>675612184
Just to be clear. We're not on about this guy?
is the rhino also old?
>>675613426
he has a fucking attack ghost dog now? oh shit it's on
>>675612184
are they war veterans?
>>675613450
>which ways
You mean weighs
>2300kg
You meant to speak american, are you lost?
>>675612995
would suck
>>675612184
Do the old men come with 200 dogs on a leash, could be a game changer
>>675613395
These men have lived at least 80 years, do you think they don't know how to sharpen the wood enough to do some acomulative damage?
UPDATED AGAIN
>>675612590
I'd say the rhino would propably win, if the old men are really old and fragile, some old men are pretty strong and fit though...
but I've seen vid of rhinos flippung really big offroad cars over, and when you consider that with a really big offroad car you can easily run over 200 men.
so:
rhino beats car -> car beats men
therefore; rhino>car>men so rhino beats men
>>675613898
i mean honestly the old men can just break their glasses and stick it on their sock and swing that shit at the rhino til it's fucking dead
GG
>>675612184
What sort of gear do the old men carry? Are they just naked?
>>675613898
do they have ghost dogs?
Don't know about a rhino but here's 14 old people versus a balance swing.
>katamari 200 old men
>tape tennis racket to rhinos face
>invite him to the lemon party
>??????????
>repeat
>>675612184
How much Rhino is 1 RHINO?
>>675614318
did they died?
>>675613898
Are they to scale? If yes, is the rhino tiny, or the old men giant?
If it's old white men, and in a setting where they would fight a rhino, I'm presuming they're the colonial overlords of Africa. And therefore have an endless supply of niggers to fight the rhino for them.
>>675612184
Fite me OP
>>675613426
>old men sell their albino ghost dogs
>profit goes into buying weaponry etcetera
>old men win and sell rhino horn for a couple hundred
>old men win
>>675614530
Anon asks the real questions.
>>675612184
the dentist
>>675614575
One quadrillion ninjas, If you can't see the ninjas how do you absorb them? Checkmate atheists
>>675614753
but they cannot see the blackhole.
Draw game.
>>675612184
A rhino simply has more mass than an old man.
Unless you got all these men to huddle together and run in perfect unison the rhino will just run straight through and trample every old man. One at a time. /thread
>>675612184
Are the old men skilled? Do they have any training - like, were some of them soldiers, zookeepers, circus types or vets at one point?
Following statement based on this: Old men come with dogs, Indian Rhino, Men and Rhino's to scale, dogs weigh 15lbs each.
>Old men sneak up to Rhino
>Slaughter the dogs
>Feed dogs to rhino
>Rhino falls asleep
>Old men now combine glasses to make giant spear
>198 men form a ladder
>199th man jumps and impales rhino, killing it instantly
>all men have either fallen from poor ladder skills or weight of others has killed them
>200th man remaining
>mfw old men just beat rhino
>>675615003
But what if the old men utilize guerrilla tactics?
>>675615103
lol
>>675614945
They are buddhist ninjas so they have a third mind eye which sees all. Checkmate
>>675615103
>>mfw
>>675614575
The black hole because it absorbs everything we know of. This isn't hard. OP's is much better.
Where is the fight happening? Some old men could just distract the rhino while the other old men look for weaponry, or buy a bunch of knives and tape them to their canes like spears.
>>675615430
Yes, but can it absorb the universe?
existentialists: 1 nihilists: 0
>>675614575
what's the size of the black hole, and the density of the ninjas? At some point the ninja's could become a larger black hole than the currently existing one, and then completely consume it
>>675615614
Underrated post
>>675615614
Technically, all black holes are in the process of absorbing some part of the universe.
>>675615444
The desert, no weapons so old men kill eachother and bash the rhino's with their bones leaving 100 old men
>>675612184
Do old men have canes?
If they act as a hivemind swarm, they would win.
Imagine this as a
character with 400 life, that can hit to make 100 damage. The oldmen are swarm npc's with 1 life each and can hit 1 damage. If combined as one they would lose, but when dispersed, rhino's damage falls to only 3-5 per hit since it only can hit that many.
>>675616294
Halo much?
how are you faggots debating this, a rhino plowing through a group of old men will win every time
>>675612184
Is every old man feeble? Is it varried?
Some old men can kick young mens asses.
the rhino would get exhausted around the 100-150 kill mark.
rhinos have a bad endurance and it would most likely semi-collapse giving the men time to attack its eyes.
>>675612184
What kind of canes do the old men have, if they take the rubber foot off their canes it it pointed slightly or the same girth of the whole cane?
>tfw when you see an image you created on the front page
>>675616503
Not with a build in fan
vs, you cant see him, he's the silent killer
>>675616789
Yeah, sure thing, pal.
>>675617093
wasn't hard, fam. made it about a week ago
btw, rhino wins everytime
>>675614575
mmmkay
Average weight of an aisan male is 57.7kg
A katana will weigh 900-1400g, let's say they all have a katana weighing 1000g for simplicity's sake
One quadrillion may be taken to mean 10^24 or 10^15. Let's go with 10^15 - one thousand billion (where a billion in one thousand million)
(57.7*10^15)+(1*10^15)=5.87*10^16, which is 58.7 quadrillion
Sagittarius A*, the black hole at the centre of the universe is 4 million times the mass of the sun, which has a mass of 1.989*10^30 kg. Therefore, the mass of Sagittarius A* is 7.956*10^36
(7.956*10^36) / (5.87*10^16) = 1.355*10^20
The ninjas and their sharpened fedoras weigh only weigh a tiny fraction of what the black hole does, so I think the black hole wins
Yeah, the ninjas are naked but them having clothes would make little difference
>>675617468
lol what the fuck I meant to say milky way not universe
>>675613426
If The old men are like ~70 years old, a not unsignificant Part of them were probably in Vietnam. Thus, 200 Veterans would surely be able to set up a trap or else to kill the Rhino
>>675612184
A rhino would be intimidated as fuck by 200 old men surrounding it. It wouldn't be completely aware that it could take them all down if it wanted to, but just be scared as shit by 200 men looming over it. Because the rhino won't be smart enough to know how frail they are. The old men will literally just have to stand around and wait for the rhino to get exhausted and kill it in its sleep.
>>675613252
Rhinos hunt by sound, idiot.
>>675612184
Do they have 200 medium sized dogs too?
>>675618223
>Hunt
>Herbivore
Really?
>>675613426
NOW TAKE AWAY THE CANES.
THEN THE HATS.
Then the will to live will go away without even the rhino.
>>675616954
>Nice musical taste m8
>>675618742
already did faggot
>>675613898
>>675618417
They use echolocation to find radishes n shit. I read about it somewhere.
What about this?
>>675613649
>thinks america's weighing system is superior
what are you? ingnorant or just a fucking imbecile
>>675615207
the rhino would have to spend longer looking for them lol
>>675619052
Komodos use their fire to roast the kids
Komodos win
The odds were never that high
>>675619052
That are 21 kids
>>675616480
>>675613426
Ghost wolf always wins
>>675619533
21 kids and a ninja kid
>>675618893
thanks, bby
>>675619052
do the lo modos have dogs?
>>675619844
komodos*
>>675619052
do the kids have fathers?
>>675619727
Then ninja kid and his 21 plebs will win cause ninja
Old men wouldn't do shit unless you had 1,000 of them at LEAST because they could then all jump on and beat the shit out of the rhino with their canes and dogs and some would survive. If there are only 200 old men, then the rhino would just tear tear them into fucking pieces and it would be a bloodbath.
>>675619293
are you serious?
>>675619533
This is true. Also checked
>>675619504
Dog. Paws down.
>>675619908
lel
>>675619293
>>675620146
I mean they ARE dragons.
>>675620146
ay, this nigga stupid as fuck.
>>675619533
>>675619727
Nope, 22.
>>675620504
Where's 13 m8
>>675620708
and 14 wtf
>>675620804
14 is there... Someone is just a retarded cock who didn't learn how to write neatly.
>>675613638
Good question. I'd say if they were war veterans they could defeat the rhino.
>>675612184
If they're old African men who have lived their lives poaching Rhinos, then the answer is a little more obvious.
>>675619052
There would probably be one tard kid tbh. I'll make a greentext fake story of how it would go down.
>in 1st grade
>class of 22 kids
>scientist guy with is coming to school
>been waiting for this for months
>his name is "Larry the Lizard Master" and he has tons of snakes and reptiles he brings in
>but he also has Komodos
>fucking dinosaurs
>love them
>Larry arrives
>shows us geckos, snakes and whatnot
>and here come the big guns
>fucking komodos
>two of them
>TWO
>fucking cumming in my pants with my 1 inch hard on
>showing us them through cage he brought
>one goes back and curls up
>IT FUCKING CHARGES THE GATE AND SMASHES IT OPEN
>Larry jumps back
>"hehe well that wasnt supposed to happen"
>he guns it out the door
>now the 1st komodo opens the gate on the second one's cage
two fucking komodos vs. 22 kids
>we all get up on the desks, but the komodos snatch up Bobby and rip him to shreds
>but wait
>Jeff
>our lord and savior, Tard Jeff
>jeff jumps down and grabs Komodo 1's tail
"YOU NO TOUCH MUH FREENDS"
>spinning around with it
>terminal velocity reached
>lets go
>komodo 1 flies across the room at lightspeed and smashed through the window
>time for Komodo 2
>Tard Jeff charges Komodo 2
>Komodo 2 bites Jeff's leg
>Jeff screams louder than an F-15 flying and inch from your eardrum
>grabs komodo 2's jaws
>pries them fucking open and tears its jaw off
>Komodo 2 bleeds out
>FINISH HIM
>jeff picks him up
>jumps out window with him and beats komodo's skull in with a rock
>kids have won
>one kid has won
>Tard Jeff has won
>>675621136
Go kill yourself right now
>>675613925
But 200 old men could flip a car and a rhino hit by a car could get killed
>>675621136
Apex Kek
>>675621306
yeah i'm gonna anyway, might livestream it later
>>675621136
WTF?
>>675621136
kek
>>675612184
Do all the old men have canes
I'm going to have to disagree. The old men have dealt with rhinos in their lives they are seasoned vets and could create a hole in the ground to trip the rino.
>>675621306
You first cuck, he created kek-worthy OC, I don't see you stepping up to the plate
bumperro
How old are we talking about
>>675616480
I don't sound like that :( you're mean.
>>675612184
Are the old men armed? Do they all have dogs of that size? Need more info, OP.
>>675618954
It's true, they will also never stop growing unless you put them in a small enclosure. Like a goldfish.
Dude obvs the rhino
I think the old men will win. In my culture, it is very important to show respect to our elders. They are the wisest among us. We should all show them our blessings. Thank you for reading my post.
>>675623698
What drugs are you on and where can I get them?
>>675612184
Remember, a lot of those old men were vets from Korea and Vietnam. Out of 200 old men a couple are probably carrying concealed.
Even without guns, they could maybe get too close for it to charge them, and focus on its eyes.
>>675612184
Old like 50, or old like 80? And are they angry old men, or just complacent?
>>675621136
Komodos in a classroom wouldn't even be that hard. Jump up on the desks and pound downwards with anything heavy when it comes by your desk. They can't really climb.
This is more realistic presentation of the question.
>>675624402
>Black Rhino
Its clearly grey.
>without canes or dogs
>still has coat and hat
OP, rhino can't win
I played a game of Apples to apples and the green card was "hilarious" and my red card was "a charging rhino"
I think I know whats going to transpire.
>>675624402
That rhino isn't black at all
A lot of old men are gun nuts. I know my grandpa is always strapped with either a compact .45 or a .410 Taurus Judge. Out of the 200 old men you can safely assume that at least 20 of them will have some sort of firearm on them. All they would need to do is simultaneously unload on the Rhino and they would take it down pretty easily.
>>675613649
> speak american
>american
>>675613649
autism
>>675612184
no we won't you fucktard
>>675613426
do they have canes?
>>675612184
roooooooooooollllll
Obviously the old men win, they can make a super large 200men giga man and wreck the fuck out of that rhino
>>675619504
underatted
Are the old men armed?
>>675612184
well if old men have dogs and sticks they stand a chance
>>675627770
Off by 1 kenobi
You could have prevented this
>>675628355
i mean they can sharpen their sticks into spears
>>675625297
I guess we need to specifici state (assuming the old cunts are american) and state gun laws
>>675620326
kek
when I was 10 I had a dream that I was in detention and then a rhino came in and took out the detention teacher
200 old men, especially if this is a death match style scenario. It isn't even a contest, they strike at the eyes throat and genitals like any veteran predator and run it to exhaustion. If they have no consideration for their lives you would just need one, possible two of them to choke the rhino to death by sticking their arms down its throat. Never stood a chance.
