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viking butts
>>675592370
Muscle furs
>>675592370
beat me by 20 seconds
>>675591621
it does seem like he's over asserting his manliness, I'm into the same stuff but damn, he probably owns a massive truck too
>>675591950
arent christian texans super conservative?
>>675592638
you don't think he owns truck nuts, do you...?
>>675592370
Ahahah, I wasn't actually going to show more but I am flattered.
>>675592654
woops, that's not gay
>>675592638
No, not always.
Should I go hammeridian or smiter in D2 for my pally?
>>675592675
I'm always tempted to kick those when I see them in a parking lot.
>>675592370
COOL CAT SAVES THE KIDS
>>675592799
the first one
>>675592810
oh my gosh, those poor trucks
>>675592544
gotta be quicker than that pencil dick
>>675592404
hey sailor
>>675592675
I hope not, for my jeep's sake..
>>675592785
In that case, I'm moving to texas then
>>675592871
Eh. I guess. Hemmer pallys are pretty reliable I suppose but the attack speed of smiters is godly.
>>675592873
I wonder if the truck will backfire in reaction if I do.
>>675592885
why pencil dick?
>>675593055
i mean, if i got really slammed in the nuts i might just shit everywhere too, idk
>>675593013
Move over to me so we can be butt buddies.
>>675593061
have you seen scary movie?
>>675593013
I'd rather not have you in my state.
sup everybody?
>>675593135
yes but not for years
>>675593133
I laughed and I don't know why.
>>675593218
Nothing much. Tired and stressed.
>>675593251
Hello
https://youtu.be/8oLz2Gxqlh8
/h faggots
>>675593320
stressed about what?
>>675593134
I'm pretty low maintenance, but you sure you want to take me on?
>>675593151
miss you too hun
>Not marking
>>675593320
Evening
>>675593398
Family member is having surgery.
>>675593439
it's not worth marking
>>675593320
smooches ya
>>675593425
I don't even know who you are, but this whining and obsessing over some fellow you don't know is awful and I'd rather not have people like you near me.
oh on another side note, so I'm 2600miles away from home, and it's been 2 years I've been in a relationship, been single for a few months.. I tried using tinder annnd the first guy I fell for, first kiss, etc popped up, he's like 50 miles away
>>675593502
oh, I'm sure they'll be ok
>>675593619
use grindr
>>675593425
I can take you on buddy.
>>675593618
psh, it's slim pickings here and I won't be young forever, nothing wrong with getting excited if there's a chance..
>>675593668
I guess but still
Fucking faggots
>>675593937
I understand why you're worried though
>>675593867
The fact he said he's interested in women shows there isn't a chance.
Something about dating sites seems vulgar, belittling, and low class.
>>675593850
it's a full time job, kid. You really have what it takes?
>>675593973
And you posted in this thread because...?
>>675594033
hardly, a good relationship is none of those things
>>675594021
I had been talking to him at lunch breaks and freaking out about it for two weeks, and I found that out about an hour ago, so pic related
>>675594033
it is because those that seek relationships to have a relationship should not really be in one to begin with
Skylar, just go to bed. You have a shift tomorrow.
>>675594033
it is, I hate them, but bars and dance classes weren't working..
>>675594170
Pic related how? You inflated the importance of friendly idle conversation.
>>675593973
Wow, its like we never seen that one or shovel dog thousands upon thousands times in the past several years.
>>675594033
I get the impression as well.
>>675594042
Of course I do!
>>675594371
Personally, I can't ejaculate until someone posts shoveldog.
>>675593988
Doesn't help there's 2 being done only 3 days apart.
>>675594137
There are no good relationships.
>>675594189
Thats why I dont bother.
>>675594248
Just be alone then.
>>675594360
do you really want me to sit here and tell you how every conversation went?
>>675594443
Males being that out like that looking for fuck is pretty disgusting.
>>675594492
says you
>>675594492
I'm starting to liek the dance classes
>>675594478
Do you go on 4chin specifically to find shovel dog?
>>675594527
Yes. I want to know why you think you, a gay man, have a chance with a straight man.
>>675594589
Says me because its correct.
>>675594596
Good for you.
>>675594742
and your evidence?
>>675594492
that is the best way to find one that really matters
>>675594443
>>675594827
People are shit
>implying there's no way he's DL and doesn't want all of Facebook to know
>>675594879
Good for those people.
>>675594910
not all people
>>675594661
Naturally. Why else would one visit the chins?
>>675594691
I. didn't. know. he. was. straight. I still don't. The last guy I was with was straight until I took interest in him, he dated/fucked women, etc. he was attracted to me and we connected enough for him to decide to come out, even though he was previously unsure. taht's the shitty thing about being gay, even guys that are gay like to live straight lives, I've met countless examples.
>>675595145
PfffffHah
Yeah! Right!
>>675594572
I mean, it can be useful in theory but I can't bring myself to join a dating site. Not right now anyway.
>>675594882
So what do you want to do big guy?
>>675595208
It sucks when you don't have natural gaydar.
>>675595000
you are one of those people
>>675594958
Why would he even put that he's interested in girl's at all then? There's overcompensating and then there's overcompensating.
>>675595208
If he says he is then you have to take him at his word. If someone says, "I'm straight" you can't ask them to prove it.
>>675595371
Who knows.
>>675594958
I can only hope..
wasteofdatass
seriously I'm not even one to stare at asses but holy crap those slim jeans were tailored for it
he's also into cars, lifting, etc
>>675595441
Wrong.
>>675595486
I don't understand what you're getting at, You're saying I can only get hard for established gay men? tough shit
>>675595602
your boyfriend is going to be such a nice and compassionate person
>>675595598
I forgot did you see my sketch page?
>>675595691
I wont be having a "boyfriend"
>>675595719
no i did not.
>>675595793
Dildo? Hand? Call "it" what you want.
>>675595649
No, I'm saying anything like that, I'm saying I don't want you in my state.
>>675595818
>>675595864
Ill just use my hand.
>>675595894
and I'm saying tough shit
>>675595894
*I'm not saying anything like that
>>675595793
smooches ya
>>675596080
Don't come here. We don't want you.
>>675595964
3, 4 & 5 are my favorites from that bunch.
They all look pretty good.
>>675596130
Shut up
>>675596243
Thanks
Leauge is going to pick up another sheet this weekend.
>>675595371
Have you ever ridden a horse?
>>675596240
"we" coming from someone not even contributing to the thread
>>675596378
Piss off
>>675596480
We coming from someone who lives in Texas.
>>675596412
Cool.
>>675596566
I forgot this was the texas thread.
needs more gay
>>675595306
it's true, just depends on what you're basing this on
>>675596480
Once, a long time ago. I'm a bit weary of horses after a mutual friend of my brother's accidentally spooked one of their horses, got kicked in the head, and later died in the hospital.
>>675596517
>>675596676
No, we don't need that here. You go tug your dingus to that straight man you'll never hook up with and leave me alone.
>>675596741
that is my fetish
but seriously that fucking sucks.
I was talking about you riding my cock like a horse
>>675596733
Filthy human nature.
>>675596782
Fuck off
>>675596843
nah I've got people for that.
You could apply if you'd like, however there is a waiting list
>>675597055
fine you win
>>675597103
I am by no means interested in the likes of you.
>>675597144
pff. I didnt need you to tell me that.
>>675596982
Ooooh, okay.
Erm, no. I'm still a virgin.
>>675597282
I just wanted it to be clear I was giving up
>>675597431
k
Butt
>>675597877
Nice ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laVQlFgVSmk
got distracted, this is a really good utau cover
>>675598458
No
>>675598102
What would you like do with me?
>>675599028
If I were younger a few things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhRcOEqlCU
>>675599143
That's kinda sad
>>675599356
rightm it's past my bedtime,
good night
>>675599475
Ive wasted my chances, so whatever.
>>675599475
you'd be the same way if you were 34 and still going to these threads
nibi is an old fart
>>675598817
>>675599634
I want to hug you
>>675600425
You dont
>>675600425
nibi's like 20 don't buy into his self-deprecation
>>675600861
I've learned not to fully trust anyone here
>>675601019
good
>>675600861
you're old when you turn 13
this thread needs more Rocket raccoon
If you cant get sex before 20 you might as well be fucking 50 because its all downhill from here on out.
>>675601108
microcosmically speaking
>>675600673
I want to hug you even more now
>>675601270
Kiss nigger's assholes you stupid fuck.
>>675601149
lots of young hot dudes are into dads
>>675601149
if u cain 5 lbs you might as well gain 300 bls its all down hill
if you get a single cavity you might as well pull all ur teeth and get dentures
if you lose ur granma you mgiht as well kill ur mum and dad they're gonna die anyways who cares
>>675600802
Fuck. I don't know why, but this is so hot.
>>675601321
You can't say anything to make me not want to hug you
>>675601334
Your sense of touch deteriorates every year as you age as well as the chemicals in your brain change.
Fucking pointless now. It wont be the same.
>>675601742
that's totally irrelevant though
>>675601448
Not the same correlation, you shit.
>>675601742
If you've never had it how can you possible know that it's any worse?
>>675601586
Good thing you cant then.
>>675601822
No, its not. Your brain experiences things much more intensely the younger you are.
>>675601979
I don't know who you are or where you are, but I will search for you and when I eventually find you, you will recieve a hug from me.
>>675601933
I refuse to be a fucking guinea pig and use placebos to justify my lack of masculinity and with it, existence.
>>675602082
you are confusing the reason. new things tend to be more intensely experienced, and everything is new as a child. that does not mean you have to stop experiencing new things.
>>675602106
lol, you wont.
>>675602235
You have no reference point, you don't know how much you'll enjoy it.
You will love it no matter what.
>>675602276
You lose nerves in your skin every year you age.
>inb4 you deny it like retards deny climate change.
>>675602368
Im not settling for less, go eat shit.
I rather have fucking nothing then piss-poor scraps.
>>675602444
i'm not denying it, mostly because i do not care enough to know either way. that's just a really juvenile rationalization for giving up.
>>675602583
If other people get theirs and I dont, fuck it.
>>675602648
you never will with that attitude.
>>675602683
Regardless of attitude
MAD MAX
Givin' all the ladies heart attacks
>>675602748
no, it is not regardless of attitude. your attitude is the only thing stopping you.
>>675602780
Wrong
>>675602836
i am not wrong.
>>675602836
He is not wrong.
>>675602856
Elaborate if you are so right then, asshole.
>>675602551
Your not even worthy of the scraps with that attitude.
>>675603012
what would you like me to elaborate on?
>>675603086
Good, I want nothing.
>>675601119
yes
>>675603111
Your bullshit youre trying to feed me.
>>675603525
which particular bullshit are you referring to?
>>675603086
That's kinda negative. I thought you were all flowery nonsense and good vibes.
>>675603560
THE topic
>>675603638
be specific. which topic?
>>675603613
trying some reverse physcology here.
He's immune to it
>>675603799
No shit, Sherlock. What new discovery is next, Einstein?
>>675603720
you create a feedback loop with your negativity that utterly shackles any forward progression towards anything that could be considered positive. if you were not obsessed with concepts like what you've "missed" or what you are or aren't, it would be trivial to exist easily and pursue whatever interests you could have.
it is hard to take responsibility for this sort of thing, but yes, the only thing really holding you back is your attitude.
>>675603960
You are telling me to give up restraint and be filth.
>>675604271
what exactly are you restraining yourself from? don't use meaningless words like "filth."
>>675603899
I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND HIS LOGIC BUT THERES JUST NO PATTERN THERE
>>675604360
Revenge
>>675604559
You don't think so? You're wrong. Nibi works in cycles.
>>675604620
well you've been really vague all night and i'm gonna go to bed now. i hope you feel better, i'll be here to smooch ya tomorrow.
>>675604670
I will not be here
>>675604809
I'll smooch ya instead.
I miss staring at Frosh in the eyes
HHHNNNNGGGGG
GGGGGNNNNHHH
>>675606019
stop
>>675606140
pots
Bumping so i have time to save it.
new thread?
>>675608315
>>675608290
First thread up is winner, loser.
>>675608372
Not that i care much.
>>675608372
his has a better title though, very deep
>>675608443
Mine is a thread about broats. I'm a boatmen and a tanman. Fully tanned.
>>675608527
the hell is a broat though
just a tanned boatman?
https://filetea.me/t1s9ea5EwSfRtaRXl3Y4Gv8oA 16
