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NZ/New Zealand thread.
>>675591267
Get in the /pol/ thread, flag debate happening.
>>675591267
HELL YEAH FOUR DAY WEEKEND
Hello, boys!
>>675591365
The empire tavern is playing shit music downstairs. Fuck me sideways
>Auckland central reporting in
Why are IDs even gone?
>>675591267
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>675591267
>>675592168
Where the MALE dunedin nudes at, amirite?
Here's a picture of my penis.
>>675592168
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
>>675591365
well meme'd
I wish I had a boyfriend who was cuddly and kinky but also smart with maths because MATH 141 and 151 at Victoria University are haaaaard, the lecturers in them are awful!
>>675592552
faggot
>>675592357
couldbethicker/10
>>675592552
I'm cuddly and kinky but dumb as fuck.
Sorry, lad.
So, Who here fights for the God Emperor of Mankind
will join nzchat after i do more tanking in tanks. cause tank.
>>675592765
>I'm cuddly and kinky but dumb as fuck.
You might not be that anon's type, but you're mine.
>tfw no dumb bf to be dumb together
>>675592552
Maths is easy, you must be stupid.
>>675592961
You don't even know me, you mean.
>>675592765
Do you live in Wellington? o^o
>>675591432
get the fuck back to >>>/pol/
>>675593355
No, sorry.
I'm hairy as, too.
>>>/pol/68611019
>>>/pol/68611019
>>>/pol/68611019
3 minutes till flag change or not announced!
FuckyouJohnkey.jpg
>>675592961
>>675592552
these threads are literally infested with faggots these days
>>675593770
Closer than I thought it'd be though.
faggots
>>675593815
who said I was boy
been on tinder for 3 days now and only got 3 matches (300 swipes), none of them are getting anywhere. is this normal?
>>675593947
Much closer.
Fuck those 'Kiwi' cunts.
You know the type I mean?
>tbf though many would hate I identify as a British New Zealander and see Britain/Britishness synonymous with New Zealand/New Zealandness.
>>675594144
You're a girl? With a pussy? What's it smell like?
>>675594144
well then i'm afraid you have two options
>>675594220
Post your pic.
>and your dic.
>>675594283
>What's it smell like?
Fresh baked bread.
>>675594270
Go back to England you pom!
>people wanting to change the flag
>they should all be purged
>fucking traitors to this country
>no secret police to find them and kill them
>>675592552
I'm good at maths, take me!
>>675594377
Mmmmmmm...
>>675594220
unless you're top tier you're going to be scavenging for scraps
>>675594427
Are you in Wellington? <3
>>675594468
No but I sure love wellingtons.Hard to bake tho.
>>675594409
Nein.
My ancestors came here and colonised the place in the name of Her Majesty and Britannia.
>tfw great-great-grandfather went to fight for his country in WW1
>the bank took his farm because he couldn't make the mortgage payments
>while at war...
>>675594291
I never said i WAS a girl.
>>675594377
damn i fucking wish
Look what you made me do Dunners
>>675594756
So you are a grill in the end.
>>675594666
You do realise that if he'd kept his farm you'd never have been born right? So maybe it's a stupid thing to be mad about.
>>675594756
so are you a transgender lib cuck?
A VICTORY FOR WHITE MEN ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
>>675594858
>Drinking weabeer.
Loser.
>>675595045
He drinks it all the time, figured I'd try it. Got some speights to wash it down
>>675595143
Is it any good? The beer I most like is Emerson's 1812.
>>675594999
Hey you fucking tasty trap it's the IDbro, what's up?
>>675594941
Who said I was mad? I think it's funny.
>>675595248
Still a jobless neet living with resentful parents.
The cycle continues.
>>675595248
>Hey you fucking tasty trap
Hahaha, fucking hell.
I thought I was the only one who did that to him.
>>675592552
its a girl, since business math is hard for her
>>675595376
There was at few people doing it months ago. To be fair half them thought I was a legit trap thanks to the other half saying I was.
my waifu
>>675595248
fucking kek
>>675595466
I started it, though.
How's the cooking going?
>I've never forgotten you.
Dunners reporting.
How are we all this evening?
>>675594858
That's sugoi, bro!
>>675593770
kek.
I voted for sameflag because even though the new one looked a bit better it was still shit. If we had changed we'd be stuck with the new one, but now if we ever become a republic we can still change the flag, but to something less shit because john key will have been executed by then.
>>675595380
My MATH 151 teacher has lost touch with this plane of reality, and my MATH 141 teacher speaks engrish and is almost as bad at formatting information as my MATH 151 teacher.
Only half my fault I don't understand it.
yo liv
>>675595660
>>I've never forgotten you.
And Ive never forgotten all the people from the good old days.
was expecting to see a few sheilas ITT
>>675595775
Fuck that's gay.
What are you? A faggot?!
Anyone want their cock sucked in Tauranga?
>>675595710
Lexi Belle is fat now? My world is shattered.
>>675595775
Who are the people from the good ol days?
>>675595901
Just bored of hicksville.
The greatest thing Ive done since move back was get a framed picture of CIA for my desk.
>>675595710
every single faggot that voted for same flag is a post colonial cuck that fantasises about British bulls cucking their wives.
>>675595237
No clue. Not risking liquor ban laws to drink it till I get home.
>>675596024
Pajeet please leave. You smell like shit and people are sick of you selling out of date dairy goods.
>>675595693
Wrong one? It was the most week beer I could find
>>675596107
>p-please can we keep your british flag on our flag big strong British bull?
>p-please can i clean up after you finish breeding my waifu
fucking cucks you make me cringe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u8YzE6CAaN
If you're here ginga your review is posted.
>>675596222
Checked.
Wrong what?
>>675596302
Ginga's getting reviewed? Say what now?
>>675596258
>implying England has anything do do with this.
We just hate this Fag. He's not getting any Legacy.
>>675596333
Was it the wrong beer?
>>675596518
Sugoi means awesome.
>>675596419
I bought a hat from her. She's got a front business to hide her heroin empire.
>>675596468
>england
British flag is on our flag you cuck. not English. there's a difference
>>675596468
>not getting any Legacy
fukn jonkey iz a shit cunt ow nt sellin him my legacy
probly drives a fukn h0nda wat a bitch ow
>>675596583
>tfw not weeb enough
Sweet as :) will review how shit it is when I get home
>>675596714
English flag is part of the union jack you anus flag poo in loo
>>675596825
no it fucking isn't you fedora tipping faggot. their flag is St George's flag. British flag is the union jack. which is what the cucks of NZ voted to keep
>>675597002
>wanting a beach towel as a flag
also, its blue and black
the fuck kind of colour scheme is that
>>675597002
The union jack is q combination of the English, Scottish and old Irish flag...
>>675597378
Thanks for that genius. the point i was trying to prove to neck beard over there is that the union jack is not the English flag
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
LEAF FAGS BTFO
BURN THE FERN
We're all in /pol/ bros
>>>/pol/68613602
>>675599834
>No, sir, I don't like it
Roadkill is a bloody good show though
I would just like to say the I am a cockgobbling transgender whore from south auckland that is looking for a strong samoan man that will let me suck his penis until it starts to cum blood.
I am also looking for a fifty bag. And maybe some P if anyones got it.
>>675600602
True that, really need to find how to watch that roadkill garage. but fuck gibing moneys.
>>675594220
Noooooooooooo its not m8
>>675594220
Show your profile. Will give tips
>>675600768
Did you watch the pilot episode on Youtube?
I wasn't too fussed on it, to be honest
Bodsheep Reporting
Nelson represent. Chilling to the beats from Liquid. Bring on the weekend
>>675602192
Ha, I used to drive an XD
Sup cunt nuggets, want sum fuck in palmy?
>>675602519
i'm jelly.
>>675602655
im in need of weed in palmy...
I will help keep it a life
>>675602972
That I can sort...
ICONOCLASTIC PRO-CHANGE FLAGGOTS BTFO
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>675603545
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>675592000
IDGOD
BASED ARE HIS WAYS
KOREAN ARE HIS TASTES
GOD DEFEND IDBRO
Te Puke/Mt anyone?
>>675594999
Come to the tinychat friendo
no-one from around here?
>>675604112
Tauranga.
>>675604374
same thing
>>675604374
more tits for that answer
>>675603120
really!? could ya do a quarter? when and how od you wanna do this?
>>675604521
this is a hotter verson of my ex wow
>>675604469
Cute. Let's be friends.
>>675591267
Shame you have to use the same flag OP.
I will submit this flag next rafrendum
>>675605000
hail indian zeros
>>675605033
check these sikh dubs
>>675605000
tell john key that you got trips on 4chan. guaranteed new flag
>>675604112
Mount!!
>>675592552
>1st year vic
Can you faggots please stop standing in the way outside Kirk 303, they fucking put tape down saying do not stand in the way here but you shitty little faggots do it constantly
heeyy buddy sorry to bother you but im calling at your house this evening to bother you
>>675596024
>>675595710
Voted same flag, hate the union jack and england but I hate John Key more
>>675605636
>>675605595
>>675605550
hey get outta here this is an indian hate thread, wait your turn faggot
congrats on just saying no to that SJW flag, Kiwi/b/ros.
>>675605696
HEEEYYY BUDDYYY LOOK AT MY HONDDAAAA
>>675604562
anyone else maybe able to help me acquire some weed in palmy? not from nz so dont know a single soul... and have the next 2 weeks off for study so weed is essential
>>675605256
of coursse .. back now, that was a good smoke break
I want summer back
>>675593770
Does this mean u aren't gong to have the ass tickler on your flag?
>>675606027
i want to suck on those thighs
>>675606057
Nah, nah, nah.
Winter is the comfiest. Wear a knitted hat and sit by a wood fire for a few months.
Voted same flag because fuck key
>>675606144
They were pretty good
anyone got tins on the shore?
>>675606192
>wood fire
illegal all over the place man. Im too weak to survive the winter.
>>675606263
Nah, I mean in a proper fireplace.
Your house does have a proper fireplace, right?
>>675606366
>proper fireplace,
No
whats your favourite nz only food
I though u guys were just going to use a picture of a Koran and a kebab as your new flag
>>675606192
>Get out of bed at 7 in the morning.
>Its 12 Degrees outside your sheets and you have to stagger to the shower.
>get out of the shower into the cold and get dressed in clothes that look fine now but will be insufficient in 2 hours.
>Go outside to head to work / school and its raining with a strong wind.
Winter is fucking trash. In summer you take off a layer of have a cold shower. In winter you need a whole wardrobe in your car just incase the weather decides to emulate Antarctica one day and then the torrential downpours the next.
>>675606227
Going to name?
>>675607148
>Get out of bed at 7 in the morning
>It's -4 outside and snowing, so you jump into a piping hot shower to warm up
>Get out of the shower, chuck a coat over a hoodie and have a proper cooked breakfast
>Work/school is cancelled because of snow so you've got the day to yourself
Winter is GOAT. End of.
>>675607148
>not working inside an office
>>675607303
The amount of places in this country that get sufficient snow is so low its hardly even worth mentioning.
>>675607273
Rhymes with Rylie
>>675602655
meet me at the square brah
>>675607582
Chirstchurch and south, basically. BTFO jafas
>>675607651
Already there brah
>>675607589
Pedophileey
>>675596024
you were touched by daddy as a child, weren't you?
>>675606874
That shit you guys bury and then dance around while getting pissed
>>675607651
be there in 15. ill be wearing a black short sleeve and backwards cap
New Zealand as a country is a fucking joke. Australia should declare war on NZ and make it another Australian state and build a bridge between the two countries with several artificial islands in between.
hawkes bay
Bumping post, from Dunners
>>675609196
>>675609219
I'm waiting for that proper cheeky lad
>>675609278
>>675609219
>>675607589
moar plx
what you lads been drinking this evening?
>>675610639
Fucking Palmerston. Get me out of here!!!
>tfw no friendly friends to be friendly with
All I want is a cuddle buddy, not some D&D and anime groups.
>>675610983
will cuddle if femanon
>>675611236
Not femanon, and the cuddleability of femanons is why I wish I was one >m<
At least I'm lean though without being skinny trash!
>>675611399
So you at least have a nice feminine penis?
>>675610983
>>675611399
Where you at?
Spent 5 years in straya, got citizenship.
Had enough, headed back to civilization.
You guys are the most insecure country ever. You push yourself to excel at sport because you think it matters. As a nation you are really bad at barbecuing, something which you claim to excel at.
Since the introduction of GST the cost of living has sky rocketed.
Every year you get closer to that one big bush fire wiping out one of your major cities.
NZ gags, you're not off the hook. You to over prioritise sport, except you piggy back on the success of the indigenous people, who's cave man genetics make them superior at contact sports. Your similar to Hawaii in that your towns are full of middle class immigrants who claim to be a kiwi because they've been there 20 years. You did give the world Flight of the conchords are LOTR, so you get a partial pass.
Here's a word of advice for both counties, after my last 100th "look at this beautiful scenery" I realised there's no substituting for culture and unfortunately for you outside of a few hotpots in a few cities, you have known.
>>675611480
If I've shaved!
Shaving is loads of work thoooough
Also, I'm not sure whether I should get into trap stuff or not, I'd totally do it if I looked the part but I don't know that I do.
>>675611486
Wellington.
>>675611616
I constantly try to organise stuff with other New Zealand 4channers but they simply never care.
They all hail Winston Peters as our saviour but none will help me write pamphlets which I will distribute.
>>675611616
Spent five years in Oz? Noice.
How about spending another five years to consider why no one gives a toss about your unwarranted opinion.
>>675609944
moar?
>>675611616
fair call m8
>>675611399
You should send me some pics? I'm from wellington too!
>>675611957
Mail/steam/skype/clubpenguin?
>>675612005
Club penguin let's do this shit
maybe not...
[email protected]
>>675611957
its a guy
>>675611888
>â–¶
name?
>>675611795
People won't flock to something that hasn't been started yet.
Make the pamphlets first, even if they're shit, you'll attract people who'll want to make them better.
>>675612428
Good point!
Will do then, making shitty pamphlets.
I also need a place to print them though.
I'm going with B&W to minimise cost, and the logo is B&W anyway.
>>675612529
Are you a member of NZ First?
There's a $10 annual fee afaik, but you'll get updates and invites to meetings and stuff.
>>675612640
Oooh, that sounds like a good idea!
I don't have a car though and our monopolised public transport is stupidly expensive 3:
>>675611888
please
Tits Snapchat or GTFO
>>675613210
>>675612640
only 10 bucks to be part of winnies crew? sign me up fam!
>>675613349
yummy
>>675612735
>>675613371
http://nzfirstparty.org.nz/join.html
Might wanna wait a week or so, memberships expire April 1st each year.
>>675613580
whos the cunt on the front page? winnie should be plastered all over that shit.
>>675595574
nudz?
Can we form a group for the elite of NZ?
Goals: Fun and friends maybe?
Thoughts?
>>675615551
Not sure what you mean.
>>675615551
>>675615630
Rule 1. Be white
Is Tigerlilly from NZ?
woopwoop
>>675615630
Wisest of chan to form an off web/web society or group.
Could be fun.
Just an idea?
We police ourselves and no one talks about it.
>>675616040
I definitely would like somewhere to actually discuss all manner of New Zealand things seriously rather than just shitpost and share nudes.
a bit late, but hamilton reporting in
>>675616211
We need more people like you.
Been thinking of ways to form a group without allowing all manner of cucks to seep in from places such as meetup dot com.
The internet connects everyone, which is exactly the problem. Too many wastes. We need people who don't want to be found. (For example)
We only accept those with backbone.
-17
>>675615551
Id be down
>>675616807
You seem to be trying to find edgy people.
The only problem with serious NZ discussion is that for a free speech community like a chan, there simply aren't enough New Zealanders browsing at any one time for two to find interest in the same non-menial topic.
>>675616998
(self reply)
Gotta sleep now, night night everyone!
>>675616998
>edgy people
Oh god.
You know your shit anon.
Kudos
No, but you understand real people are hard to come by. The struggle is real.
I appreciate your understanding.
We will find a way. A litmus test maybe.
We not out here anymore?
Dunners bruh reporting back, on my commute home
>>675617830
proof i didnt murder them
eye loomau
>>675617830
You still commuting, mate?
>>675618712
Yeah mate, just hit the big hill
>>675618806
Rip in pip, lad
>>675618998
Let's see how long it takes me tonight!
What shit is Scotty spinning about me in Tinychat?
>>675619144
I said you were very nice
>>675619144
About you? Nothing.
She's both calling me a bully while saying she bullied me though.
Fuckin' bants.
>>675604521
tara?
>>675592357
nice penis Robert. I know that's you.
When does mushroom season start in wellington?
I've heard people are already finding actives down south. Dunedin and Christchurch.
>>675619986
Chur, badda.
Also pic related for GT-R guy.
>>675620263
I see that gtr
and raise the only GTR worth a damn.
>>675620263
Love em mate
20 minutes through, currently at the school. Not as fit as i once was
>>675620479
>>675620466
Was better with aerodish wheels, yo
>>675620479
You're going alright, mate!
>>675621005
This is a GT-R!
Yeah man, good walk tho
>>675621005
Aerodish wheels make everything better.
>>675621122
This is a GT-R, mate. Well, it used to be.
You blown out the cobwebs now, all good to run a marathon?
>>675621475
Yep!
>>675621618
one day going to have to go on aerodish wheeled cars hunt..
>>675621938
What, you don't already have a collection of cars on aerodish?
>>675622474
nope. i should tho.
>>675622547
kawaii in ne
>>675622550
Seems like you have a pretty good selection of race cars overall though, I commend your exquisite taste.
brb page 10
>>675622833
yeah, never enough race car pics.
>>675622833
I haven't got enough old muscle cars, mate.
Fuck it, g'night kiwis!
>>675624306
l8a g
