Star trek bread. ITT: /b/'s the crew.
>Shut up Wesley
Go...
FORCE CHOKE FORCE CHOKE I AM A WIZARD
Guise! Sensors picking up counsellor Troi working out!
>>675574752
2017 new series. Here's hoping they don't fuck it up.
>>675575839
I'm not sure that that much hope is within my abilities, anon, but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
>>675574752
I want to be Han Solo please!
>>675575839
Have you wathed any of the "star trek continues" series? I've only seen one episode but was pretty true to TOS.
Also,
>someone get that blind nigger up here and fix my replicator, I ordered earl grey not Romulan semen!
I met troi at Houston comic palooza last year. She's as pretty as ever <3
Sorry, this is a Q episode now
>>675576293
Star Trek Continues is fucking awesome.
>>675576500
Make Riker put a shoe on his head, pants Wesley, and place a sensor fees in Troi's sonic shower if your so omnipotent fåggot.
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>>675575631
Thanks to the power of Q, we now have a higher quality version of that picture.
>>675576865
Nice.
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>>675576794
Jean-luc, you have the strangest fetishes.
Captain I think I can do it bit I'll have to reverse the polarity
>>675577499
Try channeling some gravitons through the defector dish. That shit always works. Have you checked the Heisenberg compensators?
>>675574752
Get us out of here Tuvo... wait this isn't my ship
>>675578287
That's right. You fucking lost yours in the delta quadrant Lameway...
>>675577810
I think you need to rotate the shield harmonics.
>>675578287
At least she didn't crash it like Troi...
ITT:
Not enough inverse tachyon pulses being used to free the ship from the spatial anomaly of the week.
>>675579108
What about an inverse tachyon pulse?
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>>675580029
nice, old school hivemind...
Damn it! That black helms man deviated course again to that meth planet! Worf! Take him to the brig and cancel fried chicken rations!
>>675580029
That would work, but you need to jacket it in a nadion field.
>>675580029
>60 trillion operations per second
>10 seconds late with the inverse tachyon pulses
I wanna punch you in the fucking face right now Lt. Commander.
>>675580437
IT WAS REAL!
>>675580861
Nadion field? Bitch please!
>>675574752
So you guys think there's any chance the new TV series won't be shit?
Also is it true its only going to be on the CBS streaming service? They couldn't seriously be that stupid could they?
>>675581097
Data actually wrote it first, but his subspace communication array was limited to 46 trillion isoquads of data per second due to subspace interference.
>>675581213
If you don't jacket it in a nadion pulse, the ionizing radiation of the troposphere will disperse the antitachions and you will never be able to focus them on the quantum string fragment.
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>>675580029
WAIT! WHAT IF WE REVERSE THE POLARITY?!
>>675581446
I live in a hole and haven't bothered to look into it. Entire new series or a follow up of a previous? They will probably eff it up though.
>>675577499
>Geordi thinks he can turn himself white by reversing the polarity
Enjoy /b https://filetea.me/t1sUQiZ9UwvQd2FjBbf8acn7A 5
>>675582052
New series, has some decent people connected to it, some TNG writers, and the director of Star Trek 2, 4, and 6.
Not sure about the setting or if its set in original Trek timeline or Abrams Trek abortion timeline.
>>675581998
Shut up Wesley
>>675582334
Q was here earlier. Maybe Geordie can trade "favours"...
>>675582365
The producer is from the Abrams Trek movie abortions, so I'm not hopeful.
>>675582416
Shut up Wheaton.
>>675575839
remember that abortion they called Star Trek Enterprise?
whenever a series does a prologue or prequel, its generally a sign that things are about to go to shit
why can't they advance the storyline? 25th century maybe.
TNG, DS9, and Voyager were all golden. Move the story and the timeline forward. no more prequel shit or JJ Abrahms alternate timeline fuckery
>>675581446
Consider what house of cards and orange is the new black did for netflix. Its a money play. If the gamble pays off it would mean big bucks for cbs.
I think its a shit idea too anon, but I see the upside they're going for.
>>675581522
A "Data" loss due to subspace interference? I had the same experience with Jake. At that age, they never understand, do they? You just hope that one day later, they'll look back and say: 'Now I understand. Now I know why he did that.
>>675582365
Sounds interesting. Hopefully they don't let Abrams fag it up.
>>675581975
Channel extra power to the confinement beam through the nacelles nigger!
>>675582772
Alex Kurtzman, who wrote and aborted and produced the movie abortions is the producer for the TV show. Sorry.
>>675583256
Sigh, I wish they'd hand it over to Jonathon Frakes.
>>675583256
god fucking damn it.
>>675583111
That would blow out power conduits and the wave guide transformers! Only the transporter circuits could handle that much power at that frequency, and not for long enough.
>>675575631
who cares.
Troi was easy the worse female on TNG. Even below Pulaski
>>675582669
Human females are so repulsive
>>675583643
He directed Leverage. Good show.
>>675574752
2017 the year we get some manner of a space program back and a new Star Trek.
Until the Donald sends them both over the wall to Mexico.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
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>>675583928
>Human female
She looks more like a Ferengi to me.
>>675583830
You take that back right now anon.
No one was worse than Pulaski. Even Janeway was only able to tie her for least personable/mist frigid/most inept.
>>675584054
>The premiere episode and all subsequent first-run episodes will then be available exclusively in the United States on CBS All Access, the Network’s digital subscription video on demand and live streaming service.
cbs trollin
>>675574752
ever read the Blue Stripe Logs on Somethingawful?
look it up
Life and times of a replicator repairman
life and times of a holodeck janitor
>>675583830
All the women were bad the first two seasons, like all the aliens and all the Wesleys and all the men and all the everything. They got better later.
>>675584273
Pulaski was a milf/gilf
troi was just...uhg. Hell. Even Guinan was better
>>675583799
dammit quit telling me what we cant do Georgy.
I want that nebula destroyed within the hour
>>675583830
Damn it Geordie! I wanted sensors it's in TROI'S shower! Not Pulaski's ffs!!!
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>>675583643
He did pretty great with a First Contact. Just watched it again, and it holds up!
>>675584212
Thank the gods she's wearing clothing, at least.
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>>675584376
Roger
>>675583799
Holy fack numb nuts. How many times do I have to tell the CHIEF ENGINEER you have to MODULATE THE FRWQUENCY!
>>675584273
>>675584637
Janeway was definitely the worst, no one else touches her level of incompetence and sanctimony,.
It was like having Kai Winn as captain except unlike Winn you weren't supposed to despise her.
Anyone down for a gangbang in 10 forward?
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>>675584054
2017 will be the year of the wall. 2018 will be the year USA realizes that the beaners have discovered the shovel and the boat, and after a momentary panic, invades, takes Mexico as an outlying territory, and drives the people out for the south murricans to sort out.
>>675584792
Kekekekekekekekek
>>675581998
This isn't a fucking episode of Doctor Who Wesley. Go back to your fucking room.
>>675585372
I have calculated the probability of bagging sisters to be approaching 100% captain. Within 0.003% error of course sir.
Someone kill Wesely, then kill Will Wheaton twice. Set phasers to nuke.
dammit
cant find that ridiculous gif where its all reversed and wharf rolls onto the bridge
TNG dance party time.
>>675584806
Fuck that's right. Fuxking blind. That explains why the power conduits can't handle channeling power through the nacelles byob can't see the fucking control lay out! You've only got 4 of 12 online!
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>>675581998
In my head canon the Traveler ditches Wesley on the first star base after he realizes what an annoying twat he is and Wesley ends up sucking dick for space crack in an alien flophouse.
God, I hate that little shit.
>>675584376
Report:
We were boarded by some Romulans at about 3:25, smack dab in the middle of my lunch break. Security details were sent to the locations where the Romulans had beamed aboard and a huge sissy fight erupted with phasers. I used the replicator to make a .45 pistol and I went down and shot them all in the head. A couple of them shot at me but I just casually stepped out of the path of their phaser beams. Somehow, LaForge managed to take the credit claiming he "disabled them with a phase-inversion field by venting the plasma containment units." Oh, is that why maintenance spent three hours cleaning brain-smeared bullets out of the corridor walls on deck 18? Fucking asshole.
fucking kek'd
>>675586005
"Mind if we join you, ladies?"
I miss TNG so god damn much...
>>675585785
Treat her like the rape gangs Data, shes into that.
>>675585785
Then you have the bright Data
>>675586128
It's time for Duane to join.
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>>675586149
I always imagined that when it came time to give Data a dick Doctor Soong probably just got high as shit and threw an egg beater on there
>>675586154
bright? bright? bridge you god damn frenchy
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>>675586154
With your permission sir, when we attend the "10 forward gang bang", might I request her anus? I will make my utmost effort to avoid touching balls with you.
>>675586465
They show it in the uncut version.
>>675585189
Voyagers cardboard Tom Paris, the mopey/huffy Asian with the worst name for an Asian piloting a spacecraft ever (Harry???), the bipolar/psychotic "engineer" cunt, the hapless, bored Tim Russ trying to avoid sleepwalking into set walls, and a thoroughly disgusted Chakotay, and a writing staff that was hell bent on torpedoing the show to spite the actors and move on with their careers, meant didn't stand a chance.
And the show still aired for like 7 seasons.
Jeff Coombs and the hologram Doctor were the only two people with any watch ability on the entire show. 7 was just a big pair of rubber cans.
>>675586568
As I experience certain sensory input patterns, my anal pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs eventually are anticipated and even missed when absent
>>675586039
Wesley became a hispanic
>>675586664
Lelelelele
>>675586912
Oh be quiet Jean-Luc and make me cum again. I'm growing rather fond to these things you call orgasms.
>>675586912
kek
well this got gay in a hurry
>>675586707
That series was doomed from the start Kate Mulgrew was a last minute replacement because the original actress was a space cadet who bailed on them after filming started.
If Chakotay had really challenged her authority and given a contrast of command style (idealistic by the book vs. fast and loose, fuck federation policies) then the show could have had an interesting dynamic. Instead Chakotay becomes Janeways docile little servant Indian stereotype and Janeway becomes totally hypocritical preaching to her crew about keeping their values one week then throwing them out the window herself the next week.
Like you said the Doctor was the only good character on that series, although I will admit that I really wanted to motorboat Seven back when it was on the air and I was in middleschool.
>>675586707
and yet Voyager is the one with the best re-watchability
>>675586707
Jeff Coombs?
7 wasn't that bad but agree with rest! Aside from 2 episodes with species 8472 it's like the writers set out to write the tamest piece of shit show they possibly could.
>>675587986
The original actress was horrible. get over it
>>675588146
7 ruined the show. she was only there to please zeta faggots like you
>>675588056
No way dude.
I rewatch the fuck out of TNG and DS9; but I hardly ever revisity Voyager.
>>675575839
Let's see: Hollywood and its forced diversity and whiteguilt liberalism ruining everything (Black Jimmy Olsen - Supergirl, who I assume is banging her since I stopped watching). There will be a tranny human character and or an species that is 'both sexes' and highly evolved paving the way for us to 'open our minds'.
>>675587831
This coming from the guy that fucked that androgynous alien to escape a hospital.
>>675588225
Dafuq? 7 was only brought into it to boost ratings with the power of her tittehs...and it did pretty much become the Star Trek: 7 of 9 show but she wasn't a bad character/actress.
Wesley! Suck ma dick.
Data! Fuck his ass.
Engage!!
>>675587831
Your wife fucked a Kringon. A big brack cocked Kringon!
>>675581097
Sisco named after an intoxicating ghetto beverage.
>>675588509
why are you saying dafuq when that's exactly why i say she ruined the show
>>675588414
Yeah I was quite enjoying that until Jimmy O turned up after mutating into some sort of fucking 8 foot tall basketball playing camera stealing negro
>>675588564
and yet she came back
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>>675588147
>The original actress was horrible. get over it
Yeah, she sucked way worse than Mulgrew I don't deny it.
I'm just saying that Janeway's character was a patched together mess because she wasn't written for the actress who ended up playing her.
Fem captain wasn't a good idea to begin with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgAFV2YxLQ
>>675588414
it's being produced by the same people that did the new Ghostbusters.
True story
>>675588417
Nah he fucked an alien with mitten hands to get out of the hospital.
He fucked the androgynous one just for kicks.
>>675585189
Leave it to a female to Captain a ship and fucking get lost.
>>675583830
Fuck me, Sansa Stark has let herself go.
>>675589155
Who wants to fuck you?
>>675588968
female captain is fine.
But Janeway was a fucking know-it-all. Engineer cant figure out how to fix the ship? JANEWAY SAVES THE DAY!, Doctor cant quite figure out a cure? JANEWAY SAVES THE DAY! Tuvok forget how to fire phasers? JANEWAY TO SHOW THE WAY.
and she was a fucking science officer
>>675588728
I'm not sure SHE ruined it. Probably gave it a breath of life. Previously:
Kazon arc - shit
Vidiians- shit
Stories generally going nowhere
>>675588925
Troi is like the ship's turbolift.
Everyone gets a ride.
>>675589444
Trips don't lie.
>>675589350
Yeah she was like a shit version of Carter from SG1. God that reminds me of how fit Carter was.
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>>675576865
Everyone knows Naomi Wildman was the hottest Star Trek babe
>>675589444
oh god no, even Geordi? he couldnt even ride a hologram
>>675589695
yep
>>675583830
>implying Pulaski was worse than Tasha Yar
>>675574752
This /b should be ashamed of itself for not posting pics of that big-titted Borg bitch from Voyager. I'm so disgusted Imma look for her pics on Google muhself
>>675574752
I'd build a transporter pattern buffer in my quarters. Before I go on any mission, I'd scan a copy in. That way there's no risk of me dying.
>>675575631
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>>675589712
He filled her with great joy and gratitude.
Even the space jelly fish fingered her.
She used to make me eat her pussy during "counseling sessions"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiUrUPeJywA
>>675589906
>implying Yar wasnt 2nd best behind Ro Laren
>>675590425
>implying Yar was better than Commander Sela
>>675576794
>Make Riker put a shoe on his head,
underrated!
>>675589712
Even Lt. Brocoli gave her a pork.
>implying Trois mom doesn't make you change the channel on reruns.
>>675590031
Carefull, that weirdo LaForge will probably rematerialize your clone while your on away missions. And savagely fuck it.
>>675591116
Fuck sakes those were the worst episodes. Wesley tripping on a flower bed was more watchable.
>>675591071
holodeck doesnt count
wait..i'm on the wrong set
You all know that I was the most fuckable girl in all of star trek.
... agree or I will send the Jem'Hadar to remind you.
>>675591166
Everyone knows Geordi likes the white women.
>>675591769
naa. quarks mom was hotter
>>675591802
Even in the future, niggers gonna nig.
>>675591116
I hate Wesley more than Momma Troi.
I remember introducing my friend to TNG and I was playing him the episode "Parallels" because he studies epistemology and about 3/4 of the way through Wesley makes an appearance.
Dude had never seen Wesley or any other episode of TNG before in his life and after one line out of his fucking face my buddy said "Who's this little shit?".
Momma Troi may be annoying; but she doesn't instantly make you want to punch her in the fucking face like Wesley does.
>>675591802
Does he even kwow that he's a nigger? Shit looks pretty fucked uo through that visor.
>>675592046
>mfw envisioning quark's mom fucking Zek
>>675592180
Of course he knows he's a nigger. He is blind, not anosmic.
>>675592472
Damn straight. He was a house nigger, though. Always trying to please. Usually on time. Total Uncle Tom. You ask him who was better, Biggie or Tupac, his ass would hesitate.
>>675584695
>not 9/11
I was disappoint
I think Captain Skywalker was a better Sat Wars Captain than Picard or Kirk tbh. I mean, that nig was totes down with a lightzappper.
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>>675585632
How could you all forget this important scene?
Take care of Spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhOqncpIEwc
>>675576319
It's not a question of who will die, but in which order.
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>>675582365
The director of Star Trek 4 is dead.
>>675575839
it's gonna be shit like enterprise
