Waifu claiming thread. Version 8
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
BAN ME MODS
Best sadistic grappler claimed
Claimed.
MODS CAN'T MELT WAIFU THREADS
I just got out of the shower
What is going on
Himouto Hamster Claimed
Claimmmmeeddd
>>675546958
YEAH, MODS!
>ban him
Miho claimed.
waifus are here to stay
Damn those mods!
Stocking claimed for Stocking anon!
>Emi
>>675547095
Mods thinking they can stop /waifu/
>shitposting
Nothing much.
CLAIMED
>>675547072
Hi but... why?
>claimed af
>>675547072
the kawaii cannot be contained
>>675547178
Welcome back.
>>675547249
Ooooohhh
Ok
>>675547095
mods tried to keep us down but we fought back
>>675547146
adorbz cuttie pieee aweee
>>675547200
right
>>675547178
preach sista
>>675547221
hey stocking
>>675547249
lol
Rena claimed
>>675547221
Obligatory claim.
Welcome back, Stocking-kun. Pass out?
>hugs
>>675547016
hello juri, how did sf practice with your buddie go?
>>675547072
hey ebola chan long time no see
>>675547109
they need to come out with the manga faster :/
>>675547142
hey Ruri, how are you doing
>>675547146
hey miho
And hello Akane as well but you havn't posted as of this comment :p
>>675547350
thanks feet, I'm gonna call you feet, btw
>>675547326
cute
>>675547221
Oh my.
>>675547477
Hand-kun. You never posted in the other thread did you?
It's almost like you knew it would be deleted...
>>675547467
>tfw OMOCHIKAERIIIIIIII
>>675547142
YA! WHAT THIS GUY SAID WE'RE NOT AFRAID!
>>675547477
Hello mod-kun
>>675547427
>>675547477
>>675547427
B-but I'm not Stocking...
>Stocking asked me to claim her for him
>>675547320
Ebola chan is best waifu.
>>675547326
I agree with that statment.
>>675547467
>Recently watched when they cry
I like your choice Anon.
>>675547488
I was caught up in some shit and didn't have much time.
>>675547551
Oh look, another character from when they cry.
>>675547541
Heh, I don't mind at all.
>>675547488
HI :) hows the day treating you
>>675547551
why kill
>>675547828
you make my heart raceeee bb
>>675547718
>implying
>>675547854
Feel like a fucking moron now.
>my bad
>>675547488
>>675547828
Sorry hi
>>675547854
OHHHH ok well then, thanks lol
Hey what's up?
>Best idol claimed
>>675547477
Hand anon, great to see you again. Holding up well, I hope?
>>675547488
It went pretty great, actually. We played 5 sets, with 5 victories determining a set, so 2 rounds in a match
>50 rounds
>25 matches
Score was 16-8 my win, although I got a blistered thumb from all the inputs. Need to strengthen the calluses on my thumb, thanks for asking. How's your night gone so far? Doing anything fun or relaxing?
Meme me
>insult other waifus
Where is it?
>Someone claims Mai
>Someone spams nightmare tukasa
>Thread gets deleted right after someone posts trick-line.jpg
GEE I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS
>>675547987
>>675547917
why do you love feet, feet
K-K-K-KILL THOSE NIGGERS
>>675547200
Hey there, Mai.
>>675547488
I'm alright, It's windy right now, but I like it.
How about you?
>>675547725
>tfw OMOCHIKAERIIIIIIII
What?
>>675547862
Thanks.
>>675547427
That with the mods is something i know pretty well...
Tenryuu claimed.
And now back to bed.
>>675548139
uhh, your waifu is...like...short
>best attempt
>>675547925
Medic!
>>675548087
>blistered thumbs
Sounds a little bit like Melee lmao
claimed
>>675548139
nobody every really does it
>>675548256
oh my
>>675548144
>mfw its always Mai's fault
>>675548327
why do the mods hate us so
>>675548458
MEDIC
>>675548139
Your waifu doesn't kill people.
>>675548458
Is Ebola-Chan good enough for the job?
>>675548516
Welcome to the thread Snek.
>>675548087
Same to you, friendo. Doing okay, you?
>>675548312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hivjHlabFIA
>>675548369
All the crazy shit Umaru does and the only insult you can think of is that she's short which isn't even true
>>675547976
Don't worry, maybe I shouldn't have greentexted my name. My fault
>>675548063
No problem fam!
>>675548256
>K-K-K-KILL THOSE NIGGERS
Reminded me of this
>B-b-b-bonfire!
>>675548327
Gute Nacht!
>>675548193
Besides being gorgeous, it's just another part of the body to love, amiright.
I actually didn't name any of the pictures.
>>675548516
Haven't seen you in a while.
How are you?
>>675548516
Do you lay eggs?
>>675548633
MEDIC!!!
>>675548634
I don't want her to die.
>>675548811
He went to sleep or something? Sort of faded out of the thread mid-convo. Need to stop doing that.
>>675548710
Yep I'm bad at this. Your turn!
>>675547862
well welcome back ebola chan, we've had a lack of disease based waifu in your absence :p
>>675547925
it's been alright how has yours been?
>>675547987
how have you been?
>>675548087
I bought the first 23 issues of the most recent Constantine that i'm reading through. calluses will come with time
>>675548085
what is she from?
>>675548671
>>675549098
uncle/10
would feel disgusted again
>>675548193
For me it's hard to think it needs an explanation, but to keep the conversation a conservative PG, their another wonderful part of the body to love, especially when they're attached to a supreme 3d seductress.
I also didn't name the pictures, just downloaded them.
>>675549137
Not to good. Lots of stress.
>>675549012
But isn't that the best part of life? death?
>>675549137
Thanks, how have you been doing?
Sup fam
>>675548503
Oh boy, the Melee community...
>Kids stuck in the past
>Can't adapt to newer versions of their series
>Still believe it's the forefront of competitive Smash
They're pretty nasty and super elitist, at least from what I've seen. Saltiest group of people I've ever met, they can't just shake hands after a well fought match, always gotta complain
>Projecting
>Don't get me started on those Project M kids
>>675548666
I'm doing alright, will probably stick around for one more claim thread... you're just godlike at rolling trips, aren't you Hand?
>>675548633
It's just certain type of people who gets banned pretty quickly. I totally understand why the mods are hating me. I basically started this whole thing here and influenced /b/ a bit...I think. But hey, could be worse. It's mostly just a 3 day ban.
>>675549012
Hello. Here's the medic, 10 minutes too late. Just like the military traditions want it.
>>675549604
Sup?
>>675549439
they're*
What a silly mistake
>>675548256
>>675548811
>I didn't post the link
Fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE
>>675549038
He said he wasn't gonna sleep, but he was out. I don't know if that means he will be back. He asked that either Ruri, you or me claim his waifu.
>>675549604
Hey there, how's your day going so far?
>>675549137
Love Live! School Idol Project.
>>675549660
Glad to hear it man, probably going to scuttle out soon. Gotta do other stuff, just came in to check on y'all and claim.
>My secret technique isn't that bad now that I look at it
>>675549543
>death
But you can't hug them and squeeze them and give them kisses.
>>675549746
Couldn't sleep?
Welcome back
>>675549850
Alright, thanks man.
You doing good today?
>>675549543
As someone who is incapable of feeling, I can agree with that statement.
>>675549604
Good to see you again, Yuno. How goes your night?
>>675548139
people are pretty manner to each others waifu but you get a fight every so often
>>675548270
i'm doing pretty well, tomorrow is a light day which is nice, I agree the wind is calming
>>675548369
how's it going elsie
>>675548666
hello hand
>>675548710
the mangaka needs to put out chapters faster, one of the slowest manga I follow :(
>>675550141
Doing good man, you?
>>675548811
whats good with you right now?
>>675549012
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675549137
pretty good, Haven't really done much of anything
>>675549746
what rules were you breaking to get yourself banned?
>>675549967
That is a fair point Anon.
>>675550067
>incapable of feeling
If thats the case how are you meant to feel joy from killing the untermensch?
>>675548877
Oh so they just all happen to have her feet in them?
>>675549439
but why 3D when 2D is better
>>675550352
Mostly Global Rule No.1 & 13. But nowadays it's only No. 13.
>>675550352
fuck forgot image
>>675549366
>it's on
What's with the bear skin, shouldn't you be hibernating?
>>675550671
It's a hamster you bug eyed bimbo
>>675549460
that's not good, what are you stressing about?
>>675549543
i've been pretty good, how are you?
>>675549898
cute, i'll give it a look
>>675550352
well at least you're doing good :p
>>675550262
i'm doing pretty good thanks for asking
>>675550422
Wish I knew. Maybe if I let it roll off of me?
>I literally can't
>>675550045
You're welcome
I can't really complain, it's been a relaxing day. I have free time thanks to national holidays until next tuesday, so I'm wondering what can I do with my free time. Having too much free time can get boring.
>>675550352
Just chilling now, it's kinda late here, so not much I can do, I'm tempted to leave now, but my waifu ain't gonna claim herself
>>675551017
Im broke as fuck.
>>675550972
go eat some more snacks, fatty
>>675550629
shit I didn't even know 13 was a rule, guess that's what I keep breaking
>>675551017
true, just been smoking some herb, ya know
>>675551113
hahah, well your claim is safe now, I'm sure we can look out for your waifu
>>675550972
Oh boy, Oh boy!
>Let me try!
Your waifu is pretty much the fluffy abuse of /a/
>>675549660
Coming from someone who play Smash 4 AND Melee, I can easily see why Melee is considered way more competitive. Still don't understand the Melee elitism though...
It has to suck for competitive PM players... The legal issues...
>>675551256
>>675551412
DELETE THESE
>>675551256
Burn
>>675551412
>a goth loli with an attitude
Yeah I'm sure yours is never the brunt of a joke either
>>675551881
ah forgot muh LC
>>675551017
You won't regret it.
Ayy
Did I miss anything?
>claimed
>>675550570
No, I fucking love feet, especially hers.
I don't know, maybe I'm just loyal to my waifu.
>>675551550
Shits about to get repoed.
>>675549896
Average, I'm one day closer to my end so that's always a good thing.
>>675550067
It's fine, about to Promote my DoJ Superman in Injustice mobile to Elite 7. So that's gonna be fun.
>>675552036
AYY YO GALKO
i don't think you missed much bro
>>675551282
I'll probably stay until next thread, then I'll go to bed. It's 3:30 am here, and my sleep schedule is already shit, no need to fuck it up any further.
>>675551412
>Deleting sweet banter
>>675552036
Cancer and mods being dicks only
Another day on 4chan
>>675551690
If you say so.
>>675551881
You'd be right, anon
>She's not!
>>675552036
hey galko, not really mods shut down a thread which was odd
>>675552022
i'll hold u too that :p
>>675551550
well i'm glad things are looking better for you!
>>675551282
i don't know but enjoy
>>675551218
we've all had that man, you employed/looking for a job?
>>675552139
I feel bad for you Anon, wish I could give you some cash.
>>675552257
Hey Mugi
>>675552267
So nothing, basically.
>>675552505
It happens from time to time.
>>675552219
Heh, you little nihilist, you.
>>675551550
>My reason isn't because I'm edgy though
>>675551687
Project M had a good run, but I had said this from the beginning.
>Sooner or later, Nintendo will come down on this.
>It's taking away from Smash 4's competitive and current feel that the developers want it to have atm
Tbh though Project M players are nonexistent. Haven't seen nor heard of one in awhile.
>Melee was great, I truly get that and all
>But that was 2 generations ago
>Get with the times people
>Every other FGC has to
>>675552729
>posts paypal
>>675550141
It's pretty good! Just roasting umaru-chan
>I actually suck at this pls don't respond umaru I'm out of insults
>>675553170
God damn it I keep forgetting to post pics
>>675551017
Glad to hear it, buddy.
>>675551113
Yeah, I hear that. All that free time and nothing really to do with it. I just take walks or listen to music, not much else.
Glad you've been relaxing though.
>>675552505
I can only hope that things get better.
>>675553053
I probably would if I had the spare cash, but right now I am on the verge of being in a shit ton of debt.
>>675552219
That does sound pretty cool. Glad to hear you'll be doing something nice this evening.
Home of free speech :^)
Interesting.
>>675553511
forgot pic
>>675553304
Welcome.
>>675552729
thanks.
>>675553053
Smart ass
Shadman rendition of Creepy Susie from Oblongs.
>>675553007
Agreed, I've never understood the Smash community. They just didn't make sense to me. Similar to how some people still play Star Craft I competitively.
I usually stick to Killer Instinct, it's the best fighting game out tbh.
>>675553304
hi holst, how are you doing?
>>675552888
it was the first time i had seen it
>>675553340
things will, hang in there buddie
>>675551218
I'm crying for you Miho
>>675552267
I'll be up for a thread or 2 at least
>>675552219
Hey look it's the Sperg waifu.
1
>>675553304
Best
>>675553324
I'll find a way to enjoy these days eventually. And you, how you doing? Health's better? I didn't like how those chest pains sounded, I must admit I was a little bit worried
>>675552076
I suppose, my 3d waifus would be emma stone and emma watson
>>675553381
Nice.
>>675553304
Hi Milkman
>>675553927
Last weekend it happened twice in a row if I'm remembering correctly
>>675553340
Probably the right call. Only home owners should loan money out.
>>675553677
Anything to make you smile
>>675553931
I can cry by myself.
>>675553007
There's a pretty big smash community where I live. Of course at college that's to be expected.
>>675554001
>Hey look it's the BEST waifu.
Awww thanks.
Wish I could say the same no waifu scrub.
>>675554077
Emma Stone's a cutie.
>>675553923
Killer Instinct is pretty solid fighter, just 2 issues for me
>Xbox exclusive
>No Juri
I do play it when I go over to hang with my buddies. They usually wreck me, until we load up the PS4 and Street Fighter, heh.
>>675552505
As long as you like cute High school girls singing their hearts out, it'll be just fine.
>>675554375
I am pretty certain that I said Sperg, you insane cunt
>>675553927
Hi there, worn out.
>>675554075
Bestbro.
>>675554144
Hi boobies.
>>675554277
no Miho don't
don't cry baby don't cry
>>675554461
so cute,
>>675554644
moonpie
>>675554277
>>675554644
Hi other boobies.
>>675554696
Fine
>>675553007
I think the reason Melee is still played because the community is still finding things about it, which is crazy.
PM is pretty much nonexistent now. I don't know what else to say about that kek.
Smash 4 and Melee are 2 very different games. Smash 4 is FAR more balanced so FAR more character diversity obviously, and is very easy to get into competitively as a result. That's why I like Smash 4 so much. Melee on the other hand is FAR more deep with all of its ATs and whatnot. Also is a lot less balanced. In my opinion only about 8 - 10 characters are viable out of the 25 or 26.
I still don't understand why Melee elitism exist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>675552505
thanks haha, sorry I missed your post
>>675552729
if you're giving out cash I'll take a donation
>>675554807
no stahp, no tears
>>675554923
gonna make me cry with all the crying
>>675554631
I am pretty sure you said BEST. Definitely best.
>literally perfect
>>675554897
>>675550570
2D does excel in the realms of well formed boobies.
Claiming
>>675554807
Curious as to how you came up with that name.
>>675554341
>College
>Smash
>Nintendo 3DS
Basically that was what I saw. Maybe it's all the fresh 20 somethings discovering fighting games/Nintendo characters they grew up with, who knows...
>Definitely the most widely recognized FGC
>Us Street Fighter nerds are huge but keep it to ourselves
>No longer an entry level game
>>675555086
I am on the verge of debt so I can't really do that.
>>675555216
hell yes it does
>>675555263
weeeeeeeeeeb
>>675555498
>>675555498
>>675555498
>>675555498
>>675555095
I said SPERG you autistic fat cunt, that bitch ain't right in the head and should be shipped of to a Siberian Gulag.
>>675555415
its ok broke fucks for lyfe
>>675555742
>>675555742
>>675555742
Cripple-approved thread
Juuuust in case the other gets deleted
>>675556291
well played
