how it is to have a gf?
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how it is to have a gf?
I think she's quite the qt...
makes you feel human
>>675504409
Yeah, she's cute in that "you're gonna get your dick chopped off in your sleep" kind of way.
Horrible if they're like pic related. Sadly 60% of the time they're like that 100% of the time.
>>675504139
Pretty good fam
It's nice. Although sucks because she lives in another country. Although i am moving there within a year.
Not being in the same country gives me time to play vidya.
>>675504582
Yeah, but that kind of turns me on...
>>675504139
Yeah its good.
>>675504139
overrated
>>675504139
You think you want this but you dont.. at first its hot. But after bout 2 years bitch gets crazy
>>675505160
>t. kissless virgin
>>675504139
>ignore her
Bitches you dont give her enough attention
>give her attention
Bitches that youre too needy.
Its nice for a while, then it just becomes dull.
>>675505225
>doesn't agree with opinion
VIRGIN!!!11
It's stress, you cant do shit without her being mad because you're not being with her all the time. My friend is being super whipped right now. He's tottally changed too.
She left me last night.
>>675505646
she met another man ?
>>675505208
If you choose crae bitches, yes.
i'm 31 and my longest relationship lasted for like three months, and that was 10 fucking years ago...
yeah, I had sex with a few girls, but I never actually had a girlfriend. I didn't care about that before, but now I'm starting to get really lonely, but I have no idea what it's like to be in a relationship..
A few years ago I was kinda seeing this girl and I told her I didn't want a relationship, and that I'm not going to call her every day, hell, not even every week, and she said she was ok with that. Of course, after some time she wasn't, and that was that....
can you have ambitions and dreams and still own a gf?
>>675505208
This. Everything's great til she shows her true colors. You're better off single, OP. I'm single for the first time in years and happier than I have been since I was a child. Ain't no way I'm going back.
>>675504931
Idiot.
>>675506087
How so?
Having a girlfriend is basically an exchange of sex for being constantly nagged to improve yourself to make her life more comfortable or aligned with her tastes and standards.
>implying anyone on /b/ has a gf
>>675506711
I was waiting for one of these guys to show up
>>675505873
>can you have ambitions and dreams and still own a gf?
Sadly, it's the opposite that is true. It's dreams and ambition that girls are attracted to. Without it, you're a loser.
But if you throw good dick, they'll invest in trying to change you.
The key is to say "yes" to everything she wants to change about you, but do nothing. With this method you can string her along for years, fucking her basically every day, until you're sick of her.
>>675504139
they are god damn fucking awful.
They drain your time and your wallet. And the little comfort they provide is nothing compared to the hassle.
>>675507010
i'm afraid that having a gf would stop me from achieving my goals ;__; how to meet a nice and ambitious grill
>>675505646
my girl left me last night aswell
>>675507727
My experience is the same.
You try to invest time in them and you get rewarded with nothing substantial
Then they grow bored and expect youll still be friends with them after you split.
Basically, the more you try, the worse it is.
It's everything from the worst thing to the best thing.
>got first gf ~2 months ago
>she's coming over in an hour so we can talk
>tfw probably no gf by tomorrow
I haven't felt much for her since we started dating and she's been a bitch lately, so breaking up seems like the best option, but at the same time, I don't want her to leave
how do you recover from an argument though? especially once where both parties think breaking up is the only option
>>675504139
How is it to post same shitty thread, day after day?
And why?
>>675508265
gathering data for a big leftist news site
why?
are you all some idiots or something? i have a girlfriend of three years now and wtf are you all talking about? stick your dick in a girl that can think clear and straight and you two will be equal in relationship... she wont drain your money, instead the bills will be split. also not everything is correct only by her standards, both of you have to make compromises. if the relationship is healthy, then it is one of the best fucking things you can have in your life, firstly(like one anon alredy said) it makes you feel loved and makes you feel like a human. dont be just crying over the thing like girls are guilty for all your problems, be a fucking man, find yourself a good girl, that you love and she loves you and you will be in a happy relationship
>>675509632
They have clearly just taken whatever they could.
>hurr durr i had a bad gf so hafin a gf i bad!!!!11
I've dated five girls in my life. It isn't worth the hassle of trying to make somebody happy and having to sacrifice your own time for gay relationship shit. If you think you might have feelings for a girl, before investing time in a potential relationship, go home and jerk off first. 9 times out of 10 after you cum you won't want a girlfriend anymore. Vagina feels awesome but what it comes attached to isn't worth it.
Fuck everyone here, it's hell.
Imagine a person who's opinion differs from yours on the smallest subjects... but yours is always wrong.
Imagine spending massive amounts of time with said person, who can jump down your throat for nothing and then 5 minutes later be sucking your cock.
IMAGINE that this person is the exact opposite of you, and you feel such an attachment to them you want to actually spend time with them.
Now, add withholding sex, and her parents hating you for nothing.
That is love, that is having a GF.
>>675504139
Having a gf is great but my wife stresses me the fuck out
>>675510510
you clearly piced a wrong partner.
that's not to say I did better the last two times.
>>675510510
Seriously though, the best couples I know fight over small, stupid things.
At the end of the day, if you can't over look the petty childish ways you both exhibit daily... then you're with the wrong person.
>>675504139
they're both pretty great. amazed they get on as well as they do outwith threesomes
>>675504139
If you are traveling at the same wavelength, there is nothing better.
>>675507734
>nice and ambitious grill
these girls are the worst - when I get up in the morning I don't want to have to compete on who wears the trousers. Get yourself a nice homely girl who looks after you and the kids and take interesting/dynamic women as mistreses - they generally don't have the time/personality for relationships anyway
>>675510826
We have been together for 46 years, and I couldn't imagine another human making me feel as happy as she does... Fights and all.
I will gladly lose a million stupid arguments.
>>675508120
why would you want to? You sound very young - go and enjoy your life with many women. Try and always end on a positive note so you can have the chance for a booty call in the future
>>675511074
I will have a nice job and on my way to fulfilling my life goals, I don't want a grill who works at Subway
>>675504139
Not bad once you find one that's pretty chill, you don't want clingy because then that leads to issues, but as soon as you find someone who it really feels like a mutual "I kinda like spending time with you", it's pretty great
>>675504931
>girlfriend
>lives in another country
you're fucking dumb. internet relationships are NOT real relationships.
>>675511652
How often do you have to see each other for it to be a real relationship?
>>675505513
Kek, so you are a virgin then?
Faggot.
Also learn how to fucking greentext, holy shit. You're definitely under 18 years old.
>>675505208
>>675506061
>>675506536
When did people become so cynical. I mean, whatever happened to cuddling and watching Netflix and eating takeout? Honestly, if you do it for the sex, you're going to think it's boring, but when you find someone you genuinely enjoy spending time around, it's one of the greatest things this world has to offer.
>>675512072
Probably a bunch of 16 year olds who just lost their first love and think they know everything about relationships by now.
>>675509999
exactly, quads do not lie... this happens guys if you are fucking awkward as fuck
>>675512072
you're preaching to losers who will never ever have their women under control
>>675505809
Thank you for the peek into my future
>>675512072
This
>>675504696
She's prob just bored and trying to be cute. Or psycho. 50/50 really
>>675504139
I used to play tons of video games everyday.
Now..
I am reduced to playing a flash game every now and then.
I used to talk to my friends everyday.
Now I rarely do.
Of course, we don't see eachother too often, once every two weeks.
But I love her to bits.
10/10 would be okay with dying for.
>pic related
>>675505809
So your living the dream and going full retard? Most women have codependancy issues. They want you around all the time, if they've been cheated on several times/daddy issues then there paranoid that in 15 min late period your cheating.
If there: strong willed, they'll only ever want to be around you when they want dick or to bitch about life.
There's very few in between. Good luck finding one.
Absolutely shit; I have no time, no money and I'm getting about as much sex as when I was single. It's fucking exhausting.
>>675508120
Just tell her you are sorry and don't know what the hell came over you, make up or play up something stressful that happened and say sorry I took it out on you. Then start kissing her neck and fuck her.
>>675505513
>>675511917
both of you are faggots
>>675505208
>You think you want this but you dont.. at first its hot. But after bout 2 years bitch gets crazy
You Sir, are just right. My bitch is bitching all the time. 2y and 11 months.
I tell you, i'll fuck this shit up and get some asian street meat at thailand
>>675504139
Expensive
>>675507010
>The key is to say "yes" to everything she wants to change about you, but do nothing.
whoa i'm applying this since I tripped for couple days and it's working fine as fuck.
nice pro tip
>>675509999
Quads have spoken
>>675513721
This.
I've actually done almost this exact same thing.
>>675514048
>buy me this shirt, anon!
>o..o...okay, honey. Sure thing
>Youre paying!
>o...o..okay, sweetie. I got this.
Fucking cuck.
>>675513953
Gee you pussies...
just chill and text her or don't if you don't feel like doing it. Relax, learn to deal with women's emotions you stupid niggers
>>675513953
Had the same problem.
And every day just started feeling like a rerun of the last.
Just break it off mourn and move.
Assuming you can do better
>>675510510
So basically you chose to date someone you had nothing in common with and disagreed with about everything, and now you're bitching that it was hell.
You dense motherfucker.
>>675514307
I don't pay for her shit but when I take her out to the movies/dinner I'm obviously gonna pay you faggot
>>675512072
lol, you replied to one of my posts
i'm 40 and have had many girlfriends of every type.
yes it's cynical but people here are usually asking about the challenges, not the good parts. the good parts are obvious.
a lot of girls get bored with netflix and cuddling though. they need to be constantly stimulated, pushed, growing, challenged, entertained by YOU not by your shared hobbies.
>>675514739
beta faggot lmao
provider behaviour man, weak shit
>>675514739
>onna pay you faggot
Why is that obvious? Get dumb bitches and youre gonna have a dumb relationship. Split that shit you medival fuck.
>>675514739
>obviously gonna pay
Why? Are you dating your equal or renting a pussy?
Learn to 50/50, you beta cuck fagget
>>675504139
The best feeling in the world while it's happening, the worst feeling in the world when it's over.
>>675508120
women get over arguments faster than men more often than not. particularly unresolved ones. just wait it out
>>675515170
Sure, if your relationships only last a year and you're 17 maybe.
after you move in with her you miss your alone time.
>>675515721
Thats why you always have an extra room. Problems is for solving, my friend.
>>675515854
still not the same.
>>675515954
Doesnt she ever leave the house though? I can see where youre coming from, but how big of an issue is this for you?
>>675515721
Don't date a jobless leech, then.
>>675514340
shit just get dull my friend. I can deal with women's behavior but sometimes just worth it
>>675515721
my life.
great if u find someone u could imagine spending every single day with for the rest of your life
>dating my best friend
>living together with my best friend
>>675504139
It's pretty good, moved in with me and we pretty much most of the time have banter, browse /b/ together and play GTA Online
that and watch YouTube. Just got her a gym membership sorted out so she can join me at the gym, gonna be gr8
hope this helps anon.
(She also got dem' G cup titties)
>>675516188
I got used to it but it was tough at first. now i'm single and wish I wasn't alone
>>675513007
tell me more about her.
What is it that makes you love her enough that its worth the sacrifice?
>>675517385
Alright. Sorry to hear that. It sure takes a bit of time to get used to not be the only one living i your house.
Hope you get a better one soon, anon.
>>675504139
If you have a Hispanic GF She'll kill you if you dont message her back, If you got a Black GF She'll cheat on you if you dont message back, If you got a White GF She'll still love you if you dont message her back,If you have an Asian GF... Son you better get ready for some kinky shit to go down.
>>675504139
i had a gf for awhile.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real.
cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i. that shit was the sexiest thing I've ever experienced.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675518617
Just to clarify, it only takes you 1:02 to climex?
It's nice when you don't live together.
Once you start doing that, it's less nice.