Para and Frosh thread.
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Para and Frosh thread.
now we just wait for the wedding
just murder me
I wish I'll get an invite.
Oh, you thought you could escape the spidey, furfags?
get rekt
>>675503756
That's actually... How do you do that??
>>675503696
We didn't really think anything of the sort. If anything, you're just providing bumps that keep the thread afloat better.
>>675503891
The thread will be bumped regardless of our help. We're just here to take up your precious space. :)
>>675503890
Image swaps.
>>675503757
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>>675504032
i don't know anyone who actually cares
>>675503469
mfw
>file related
>>675503486
first, i didnt take any pics with filters
second, I don't mind that he used filters, they're fine by me
anything else is your issue man really
>>675503488
yyyyyyeah let's say you've got a hunch
>>675503440
true
>>675503633
para wanted to become a hitman in his child days, maybe you can make his dream come true
>>675503592
>>675503687
ssh you fags
I mean, we'll just make a new thread anyway regardless of shitposting. It really doesn't affect us that much.
>>675504032
The space is hardly precious, considering the threads are perpetual.
>>675504147
I've been trying to tell that to people who post spiderman for years now. It's kinda sad to see them think they're doing something to annoy us. Then again, if it keeps them occupied, then it's really whatever.
>>675504032
>precious space
making new threads is hard?
>>675504354
this is shitposting.
>>675504346
a hunch?
honey i knew it from the start
>>675504382
oh well, whatever floats their boat
>>675504346
i dun geddit
>>675504400
Apparently. Takes a whole 5 seconds. Sup tho?
>>675504461
FIne, have butts.
>>675504560
Indeed.
I'm eating rye bread topped with cucumber mayo, tuna and cheese baked in the oven at 170C for 15 minutes. It's pretty good.
>>675504382
>>675504400
>>675504578
honestly i think they're just mad that their board gets a lot of furry threads
and now we wait for the breakup
>>675504777
nice
i'm eating fettuccine alfredo
>>675504921
it won't last long
>>675503469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
rollerino peperino
>>675504915
I've never understood why it would bother them so much. Wouldn't it be easier to just ignore them? I mean it's not like they're accomplishing anything.
>>675504955
Huh... Any good?
>>675504560
noooo you didnt
how could you possibly
i mean, neither of us have said anything about it or showed any pics
you cant come up with something like that out of thin air
>>675504578
dun get what
it's a Frosh face with his mouth open
like
"oh
this thread happened"
>>675504921
you devil :(
>>675505002
that all depends on ISIS and when they bomb us tbh
>>675505207
i did
>>675505197
it's alright, nothing special.
>>675505207
I stand by 'it won't last long'
>>675505207
oh
>>675504382
So what you are saying is its cool for you furfags to ruin our threads but it's whatever when Spiderman comes running through.
>>675505207
>i mean, neither of us have said anything about it or showed any pics
>>WHOEVER LOSES AT UNO HAS TO POST A NAKED PIC IN THREAD
there had to have been others if you were willing to go this far
>>675504921
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>>675504921
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>>675504921
knowing how emotionally unstable para is, I give it a month
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>>675505399
>>675505391
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>>675504346
i was planning on losing my leg in dallas dancing with a train
Bunch of cynical sons of bitches. Do you guys think it's really appropriate to paint devils on the walls like that?
>>675505385
Uhh... What? I haven't personally ruined any threads and I doubt many people who come around here do that either.
A-am I doing it right, fur-san?
Generally it is a concerning sign when one goes from wanting a restraining order to wanting a marriage certificate.
>>675505864
hot
>>675504578
dinner soon, only passing by, you?
>>675505852
Yes.
>>675505908
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>>675505307
fine
>>675505353
you'd be better off wishing for the opposite since it influences all of us, unless you're muslim
>>675505399
fuck
i forgot about that
welp
but we didnt post any after all s-so it's all fine e-eheh
>>675505549
ya'll so rude, fine
I wouldn't really mind if it only lasted for a month as long as that one month had been meaningful
It's not the length of relationship that matters the most (to me)
>>675505631
well, you have multiple options now!
>>675505852
ssh let them, I don't mind
>>675505197
well i guess but i think its just annoying for them so they do this shit, but i personally think they should bring back /fur/
>>675506236
yes, it will be
>>675506302
but we will SO not post any of them here
like
REALLY
>being this convincing
Anyone a fashion guy?
>>675506236
>we didn't post any after all
is that why you posted that one of both of you in your underwear
>>675506236
I didn't say I was wishing for it and honestly it won't happen
>>675506236
i really do hope you guys get the most out of being together tho
nothing but good things
>>675506450
well just make sure everyone is okay with it
>>675506608
where was i when this happened
fgkhjrlghfodyuihgfdozpugfhiuogbzdgbfjdpo
Are there any furry bara artists in the room willing to do a collab for a visual novel? Just asking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFOYXBFoQ28
>>675506518
I'm a functional man-fashion guy, but judging by the picture you posted, that's not what you're interested in.
>>675506686
At least I'm honest
I kinda like the spiderman people. I laugh at the pics.
>>675505908
You know it's two different people we're talking about, right? It's a bit more complicated than that.
>>675506124
Just sitting here, thinking of playing some league.
>>675506180
Oh, you're having that phase again?
>>675506236
Just rubs me the wrong way. I dislike it a great deal when people act that inconsiderate and rude just to give their own egos a boost. I will refrain if you really don't mind though. Technically it isn't my place to tell them off to begin with.
>>675506299
Eh, I see no real reason for it.
>>675506818
Indeed.
>>675506818
I am being honest. what they get out of it doesn't have to do with the length.
also
>you
>fashion guy
>>675506753
yeah that's what I thought
>>675506732
It wasn't anything special, they're both pasty white children with the body type of Taiwanese ladyboys.
>>675506962
Aight, well sorry, can't help you there. But if you ever need advice on faded jeans and boots I'm your guy.
>>675506920
Why don't you ask that to Stairs and demos considering they're saying shit too.
>>675507379
oh
>>675507379
Faded jeans could be good, though.
>>675507379
Cause I know you better than I know them. We've talked more extensively and I've noticed how you sometimes act reasonably and at other times you're a complete twat.
>>675506518
shoot (maybe)
>>675506608
i forgot about that at all, the day we did that and played uno was the one day we had some drinks... sorry about that
>>675506660
what won't happen? ISIS invasion? I guess
>>675506686
Thank you!
>>675506732
They're not blurry and our faces are excluded on most of them, the angles are various so some of them have to be good...
BUT HEY STILL NOT POSTING THEM SO IT DOESNT MATTER
>>675506920
But their reactions are right, they're statistically and rationally correct
I'm just, like, just gonna roll with whatever life holds for us
If we're to be short relationship, so be it, but that wouldn't be determined by this thread anyway, so why wouldn't I let others give their "feedback"
>>675507379
your thoughts are very complicated if you can come up with an exact combination of letters like that and predict someone to type it in this thread, wow
Barry shh you are supposed to be taking the heat for us.
>>675506920
>It's a bit more complicated than that.
Seen it, done it, know it.
I do not speak without experience.
>>675507675
post them to me in a private message
>>675507675
I want like an androgynous sort of look, something that doesn't outright say gay but is also stylish.
>>675507845
wear hoodies and sweats
>>675507511
They're both skinny twink types. So just imagine that with black undies and bam there you go.
>>675507095
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE AMERICANA DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T DRESS WELL, FAGGOT
>>675507660
I mean that can be said of everyone though. If it helps, I do have a headache so I guess I'm more irritable than usual, idk.
>>675507755
The anti-hero you deserve huh
>>675507675
Well you don't have to apologize for it, many anons were frothing at the mouth over that shit.
>>675507755
stairs
>>675507933
I just need more sweats then.
>>675508091
i cAN'T LISTEN TO IT RIHGT NOW I'M CURRENTLY LISTENING TO BLACKSTAR. GOSH
>>675508261
YA
>>675508307
Well i mean it'll have people questioning your gender if you're ugly enough.
>>675508110
Davidplsno.
>>675507756
sorry but I have to refuse
I will not do such a thing without a) Para's permission b) my own will
and I'm kinda not really feeling like showing myself/ourselves publicly that far, not yet at least
>>675507845
hey that sounds like me
only that i partially dyed my hair blue and been labeled gay by society ever since
anyway, i cant bother explaining that kinda look right now, maybe in the future. Steam/kik if you're interested
>>675508091
what do you mean by "frothing at the mouth over that shit"
you mean like
anons complained we didn't deliver as much as we promised?
>>675507675
If you're cool with it, then sure, they were just being insensitive so I reacted.
>>675507755
Uhuh, sure.
>>675508091
Only about 10% of the people I know do that though.
>>675508261
yayA!!!
>>675508453
what
what could I possibly do
>>675508261
OH
HI
>(so surprised by your presence here)
>>675508414
Then the key is to not be ugly.
>>675508459
Maybe Steam in the future after I get more comfortable with these threads. Got any like basic types of clothes I should take a look at though?
>>675508569
Precisely.
The uncertainty adds suspense.
stairs go to bed
To be clear, I've never taken a relationship as seriously as this. I intend to make it last as long as I can.
>>675508731
No, the key is to have an fat and ugly enough face to question whether you're just an ugly boy or an ugly girl.
it's actually the only way without doing makeup.
>>675508731
Well, one thing that gives you gay-ish touch at minimum is wearing longsleeve shirts. No more T's. And I doubt anyone would call you gay for that, but they do look... cuter.
(that is my opinion inb4 verbally assaulted)
>>675508807
do you want me to tell you what I'll do to you
call him a princess
>>675508091
amazing
>>675508261
hai
>>675508459
aw dang
>>675508999
N-no.
stairs is a princess
>>675508913
relationship with who?
>>675508931
I see.
>>675508990
Nah, I agree with you somewhat. Longsleeves could be girly in a way. I usually roll the sleeves up on longsleeves and hoodies whenever I wear them though.
>>675509205
Which one is stairs?
>>675509217
God.
>>675509150
you want it to be a surprise
should I bring a blindfold too
>>675508731
Cute hoodies, skinny jeans, scarves are good. Just don't go full hipster.
>>675508990
Also this.
>>675509039
nyello
>>675509260
stairs is the one who is a princess
>>675509304
I figured blindfolds were obligatory for anything.
>>675509350
Opinions on shoes? I need some new ones and I'm thinking about getting some converse.
>>675509476
It's all clear now.
>>675509217
>>675509512
great
do you want belly rubs or ear scratches first
>>675509039
better luck next time!
im compelled to say rain check but im not gonna
im just gonna imply it
maybe
no promises
>>675509217
>>675509273
leave him clueless
it's a secret that everybody knows
>>675509260
I can give you some shop/company names that sell fashion you're looking for, but not right now, my head is not in place to talk about clothes now
>>675509350
Also you <3
>>675509553
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>>675509744
ᴱ⁻ᵉᶦᵗʰᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏˢ⋅
>>675509553
That is not the answer I was looking for.
Be a good goat and tell me I don't want to go read the whole thread.
>>675510004
Hahaha
NO
>>675509895
No worries.
>>675509958
I think I will give you neck kisses first
>>675509895
it's like fucking roll up the rim season
every time it just says "Please play again."
Let's play the Guess That Belly Button Game!
>>675510188
Why ask if you are going to do something else anyways?
dergun
>>675510582
you said that you liked surprises
>>675510808
No argument there.
>>675510534
really
omfg
>>675510264
you know what
here
hope this helps
>>675510144
here's my kik
>>675510534
REALLY NIGGA
I don't trust people with outies.
>>675511019
>>675511076
Shh, you guys don't get to play.
>>675511019
>kik
literally the worst IM system ever made
Would rather use YIM
>>675510977
there is no need to worry
Am I stairs?
Dev, I'm on NA and my ping is not horrible.
>>675511246
Can you draw things on YIM?
>>675511351
Are you a massive faggot?
>>675511374
sure
>>675511362
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>675511463
~
>>675511406
Ya. Does stairs smoke?
>>675510264
>>675511019
wait that didnt help at all because i tired to upload two files in one post
here
>>675511199
:c
>>675511246
it's a chatting app
it works
it's stable
it's easy in use
i see no reason why should i use something else, but thanks for your opinion anyway
>>675511193
>>675511193
>>675511193
>>675511341
What music will you have in the background?
>>675511519
No, he prefers to spend his time at the bars picking up men.
Oh wait, that's badj not stairs.
>>675511574
It's cheating if you've seen it before!
>>675511574
yes I had figured it out before I even asked, but I wanted to hear it from para
>>675511574
it sucks because it's mobile only with no easy cross platform support. Also a billion bots
>>675511710
Rip.
I actually have never interacted with a drunk person before, so I would not even try.
>>675511710
Does his name originate from something he said? Fuck I feel like akinator with these questions.
>>675511710
I haven't done that in a while now.
>>675511684
HTRK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpaVSyteYkk
>>675511924
Moved on to craigslist casual encounters?
>>675511939
Do you smoke?
>>675511768
right-o
>>675511799
o
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay!
>>675511871
well i havent met a single bot on it other than the one i intended to talk to
but still thanks for your opinion
>>675512125
tobacco?
>>675512202
Anything, really.
>>675512066
No. I tried a thing out, it wasn't terrible, but not really my thing, so now I don't really do that random fucking around anymore.
>>675512276
I have been known to on occasion
>>675512321
That makes it much harder to make fun of you though :c
if they ask what you mean if you ask when they smoke, they usually smoke something
>>675512398
Your taste in music warranted my suspicion for some reason.
Not a bad thing.
>>675512421
Being edgy and making fun of people isn't very fashionable anymore, so why would you even want to do that?
>>675512599
would you like me to bring a big bag of drugs
>>675512198
Post more belly button pictures.
Daily reminder.
>>675512734
I am a good college boy.
I would not stoop so low.
>>675512921
don't you want me to corrupt you
it'll feel good
>>675512622
I'm a relic of a bygone era, I don't know anything else.
stairs shove a dick in your mouth
i bet it would be good for you
wish i was studying but not really
>>675513063
no get away
I'm supposed to tell him that
>college boy
>good
Pick one.
>>675513038
I bet you'd be terrible at survival.
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>>675513063
>>675513234
sounds accurate
>>675513037
I do not think my gpa could handle it.
>>675513063
Stop projecting and tell me you want
>>675512620
Literally what I see when that green nigger licks that blue dudes asshole.
>>675513606
there will be no need for a gpa should you accept
let him corrupt you
just give in and become a sex toy for someone else already alastor
they'll take good care of you
He should corrupt me with REU opportunities and scholarships.
you will be provided for
forget about school
if you COULD forget about school and live knowing you would be provided for, would you continue your education?
>>675510254
this makes me horny
Yes.
I would be worthless otherwise.
I barely made it through winter break without dying of not doing anything.
he will be educated of course
or um
re-educated I guess
we'll call it a gentle shift in paradigm and values
>>675515208
you know there is quite a lot to do otherwise, right
I smoked weed literally every day of winter and now that it's spring and I have none my life is in shambles
so I come here
same, honestly
>>675515804
you came here then too tough
>>675515613
memory trigger
aaaaaaaaa
>>675515804
I'm high for you my dude.
Who, me?
Or the guy who is supposedly taking care of me?
>>675515388
Not for me, no.
I told you already.
I have 0 hobbies, 0 interests. Nada.
School is the only thing and frankly the only chance I got.
>>675516109
umm
okay
you.
>>675516310
well, have you tried?
>>675516310
sorry but do you mind if i ask you your age or at least whether you're a teenager or an adult
sorry if this question comes out rude
>>675516339
yeah
Me what?
You lost me there.
>>675516522
Tried what?
>>675516674
I am old enough.
>>675516736
you will have plenty to do should I take care of you
you will have your values softly restructured by your kind owner.
>>675516736
tried uh, doing other things, like swimming or perhaps walking in a park, or reading a book and writing a thesis paper in response to its theme and moral
>>675516674
believe he is older than you by a year, or you are the same age
Zen and motorcycle maintenance?
it's a good book, sure.
I would stream but I don't know if I'm going out soon
I'm going to wait for my family to leave the house first
just sitting down with a good drink and a book is pretty pleasant
>>675517070
well i think he should be the only one telling me his age but thanks
well i just wanted to get a better idea of his thinking frame
i totally get what he's saying because i feel the same way most of the time
>>675517453
What are you streaming?
Dom I am usually the youngest one here.
At least last time I checked.
>>675516871
Will I be made to do all the housework 24/7 with zero breaks to not be kicked into the streets?
>>675516989
>swimming
I have no reason to go outside out of my own interest.
>walking in a park
Boring by myself.
>books
>writing
There is a reason I am not a lit major.
>>675517684
the elder scrolls III: morrowind
various movies should it be requested
