>be me
>be pretyping greentext on phone
>parents ask what I'm doing on my phone
>say its just 4chan and stuff
>think they don't know what that nepalesian fur collecting board is anyway
>days pass, forgot about it already
>be fapping in my room
>suddenly hear talking infront of my door
>ninjamode.exe
>grab blanket and put in around me & my lap
>listen carefully
>silence.mp3
>at least they didn't come in
>a few days later
>be dicking around on /b/
>chuckle while typing because of some funny shit
>parents ask what I'm doing again
>say its just 4chan
>they look at each other
>confused.jpg
>be me sitting in my room
>parents calling me
>"anon we need to talk"
>ohhellno.fgt
>come downstairs, they're sitting in the living room
>"sit down, your mother and I have to ask you something."
>k
>"Why don't you ever bring this Chan home?"
>wut.jpg
>"Yes, we're your family and we want to meet your boyfriend if it is that serious."
>"Did you think we wouldnt accept you or your orientation?"
>niggawut.jpg
>"You know you can always talk to us."
>niggawutisdis.jpg
>"And it is ok if you and him are intimate with each other, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Just be careful if you send nude pictures over the internet."
>Mom laughs awkwardly "I don't understand how you kids just stare at each others pictures and do... Y'know."
>Dad nods awkwardly in agreement "Son, just stay safe and remember, we're right here for you"
>hands me a condom
>mfw he thought I am sexting with someone named Chan
>mfw he thought I was sending texts 4 Chan
>>675502217
well done OP, you're dating 4chan now
tell me, how's your relationship?
Someone screen cap this shit.
>>675502217
This is new 2me and it made me kekkle
>>675502217
Did you ever tell them you're not a raging faggot? I.e. lied to them
Y'know what you must do now op. Find a gay asian guy to fuck at your house to convince your parents.
>>675502217
>>675502217
I witnessed this thread.
Posting in epic bread
wot
i want to show up at your house and just be like "Hi my names chan is anon home? i really want to see him" see if i can fuck you in the ass before they catch on lol
>>675504710
>>675502217
This
I'm saving this
Holy shit OP...You got me.
Stunning. Just stunning.
>>675502217
>telling mommy you lurk 4chan
literally 14 years old
>4chan
>for Chan
are your parents deaf or are you just too dumb to emphasize properly?
>>675502217
If OC, 10/10
If pasta, still 10/10
>Not sure if OP is a glorious winged faggot or just a plain old faggot
>>675502217
i expected your parents to look up 4chan and to outcast you that quite dissapointing tbh
>>675502217
>pretyping greentext on phone
You must really love him so you don't make him wait
>>675502217
Cute.
>What
>The
>Fuck
back 2 reddit
off 2 /r/4chan front page!!1 xd
>>675502217
Cool story Op.
You must be so cool irl man.
>>675502217
So what did you send for Chan, exactly?
>>675502217
>>675502217
Kek
This is the reason why i love /b/. Sorry bro would want to come between you and chan.
>>675502217
10/10
>>675502217
This will go down as one of the best 4chan stories
Screencap now.
>>675509401
Nobody?
>>675502217
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/qHs0h
donions
>>675510066
Thanks
I was doing one but I'm on the phone and it looks kinda bad because it's the phone
>>675502217
OP confirmed as first person to date a website
Capped and fapped
>>675502217
stupid faggot.
ALTERNATE ENDING:
> "mom, dad, Chan is a japanese girl in Hokkaido".
ALT-ALTERNATE ENDING:
> "mom, dad, Chan is my waifu, or, er, a virtual girl. I only need a virtual condom."
>>675510743
>>675510066
probably doesn't matter but here's one without cut borders
>>675510842
Stupid faggot
>>675502217
Ban for being Underage faggot pls
>>675502217
i fucked a girl for awhile who loved evanesense. she was just so smart, you know? like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it. like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i. that shit was the sexiest thing I've ever experienced. this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Op go find a faggot named Chan