Let's write a story /b/
>dubs gets to choose the next two sentences
>trips overrule
>>675488753
>my bad for mobile shitty pics
The end.
>>675489130
rolling for this
Her butt was super big and she had a penis.
>>675489130
Roll
>>675489130
roll
>>675489130
roll
>>675489130
R O L L
>>675489130
rawl
She quietly tucked her hand through a well placed hole in her pocket. As her finger tips met those sweet rose pedals, her eyes met his...
>>675489130
rolling for teh lulZ
and then the koala shat on my chest
>>675489130
Roll
She was browsing Paheal.
She quietly tucked her hand through a well placed hole in her pocket and started fingering herself to pony shit.
>>675491814
roll
>>675489130
Rollin
>>675489130
roll
>>675491814
rolling
>>675489130
Roll
>>675489130
Go go power rangers
>>675489130
This
>>675491814
THIS
>>675489130
Rollllll
>>675491814
rolling for this
>>675491814
CMON
>>675491814
ur mom rolls 4 this
>>675491814
Win
>>675492663
I want 666!
Dat ass was plump. Her titties were huge.
>>675492929
WINRAR
A siren erupted, as up above a bomber plane unleashed its vicious cargo. The nuke soared towards the cafe, and in an instant, her existence was erased; the Starbucks was fire and rubble.
Those are not pure dubs like these
>>675492987
That's not dubs you fucking retard
that woman was a faggot that killed everyone and then ate them
>>675493300
i win faggots
>>675488753
Just kidding, it was Bruce Jenner.
>>675493300
Yayy
>>675493300
Yes.
>>675493374
Rolling for next sentence
Soon, helicopters and tanks arrived in the vicinity to destroy the monster within the cafe.
Then it rained kittens
dubs continues the story with two sentences
>>675492987
>2929
two same numbers, 29 and 29.
Learn your dubs, newfag
>>675493300
And then Arnold fucking Schwarzenigger walked in.
>>675494018
rorr
Soon, a faggot containment unit came to eradicate the woman infected with homosexuality.
after she ate everyone the woman went out and started a police car chase
Eventually she became bored of killing and eating regular people. She set her sights on Donald Trump, the most delicious person of all
>>675494016
Shit, wrong post number. Looks like I'm the newfag
>>675494261
>kek
rolling
>>675493945
it was the, when she realized how big of a cannibalistic whore she was because she saved the dicks for later when she was home alone to fill every hole.
that woman just so happened to be a nigger and started to fight cops
after she realised she ate a nigger, she forced herself to throw up.
>>675494616
>▶
reroll
>>675494384
Look guys, an autist!
>>675494500
heh i win fuck yall niggers
ALLAH AKBAR
this is looking pretty good guys
Heroll
>>675496556
Fuck off by 1
>>675495402
that hand writing is super fem.. are you a femanon?
also next sentence
>when she arrived home she thought to myself, wtf am i doing, and she called the cops on herself, full arsenal locked and loaded she patiently awaited the cops arrival only to realize she was a cat.
>>675496688
Win:
But none of the dicks were big enough to satisfy her gaping gash. She decided to go to the nearest elementary school for some virgin meat.
>>675497115
What the fuck? Is this over?
lol thread dying??
>>675496737
ahah no it's just my handwriting
>>675499017
However, being full and yet ravenous for more black cock,
she started to panic.
In the haze of sudden psychosis, she ran into the streets, tearing her clothes off with her glitter-encrusted nails, and with her hands who bore the twinkling decorations, she reached into her anus and started wildly clawing for excrement with which she covered her fierce and flexed face.
>>675499885
reroll!
THE JEWS DID 911
>>675500299
ISIS IS AMAZING
>>675499885
reroll
>>675500299
>>675500388
>>675500400
THREE IN A FUCKING ROW
>>675489130
roll
>>675500400
I love you
>>675488753
cunt
>>675493945
Wow you have excellent penmanship Op can I ask if you are a male or female?
>>675500977
She declared,
her arms flailing towards the first man of black skin she encountered.
"Shieeeeet, dis shiet whack, yo"
He uttered, stuffing his face with a deep-fried chicken wing,
staring amused at the corpulent woman who spewed incoherent gibberish whilst, what appeared to be mimicking a seizing millipede as she was struck by the cord of a tazer.
>>675501842
OP, give us a sign
Reroll
>the next daya wizard turned her into OP. she was amazed of how much of a faggot she was
>>675502557
rollin
>>675501340
haha I'm a guy
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was the hot 21 year-old FedEx driver, likely arriving with her new dragon dildo.
>>675502557
dis
>>675502709
10/10 thread, OP
>ur not a fag
>>675501842
Reroll
>>675488753
well i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
And then i fucked my sister in her pussy. My mom could only sit back and watch as her own cunt, like her daughter's, was dripping with my fucking seed.
The moon became full, and had she been wearing any panties at all, they would need to be changed.
She took a knife and walked down the creaking stairs to her cellar to execute her last remaining sex slave.
>>675503470
fuck off with ur pasta
>>675503313
Having quantum-leaped into the body of who she thought was OP's,
it dawned to her that she had taken possession of the ragged, bristly, worn skin of an elderly man who had, mere moments ago, exposed his wrinkly testicle, for he had only one, to a murder of rampaging feminists, protesting in the streets of Dundee, Scotland.
>>675503666
winrar
i play minecraft
leafy is gay
"Muoy Muoy meesa feel good from female breeding organ!" exclaimed Jar-Jar Binks as he exited the whore house.
>>675504036
ROLL
But the nigger was right about a thing
>>675504146
reroll
>where are the dubs?
she tought "now that i'm OP i'm such a faggot. i better kill myself" as she was about to jump off the roof she saw a light coming from behind. IT WAS ADOLF HITLER!!!
We got a whole page, /b/! Moving on to the other side.
>>675504036
roll
said wrinkly testicle was then teleported to the future, where it was used as the power core of a robot. this robot would later be known as T-2000
>>675503755
Mortified by the stampeding crowd,
she muttered, then yelled: "Stop! I am a woman! Truly!"
The flock of mindless vagina-bearing nitwits screeched to a halt and exchanged glances amongst one another:
they had heard truth and sincerity in this old man's voice.
>>675505008
"At what point in my life did I become such a faggot?" She whispered to herself, Dragon dildo on her left hand...she was thirsty for blood.
>>675504903
thiss
>>675505180
reroll
>>675505180
this!
>>675505210
roll.
I like your style.
>>675505222
she bowed down to hitler and said "what do you desire my lord" hitler deeply looked at her and said "DO IT FAGGOT"
She violently entered a Jewish household, swastika carved on her forehead, exclaiming "Heil Hitler".
>>675505845
ROLL
>>675505845
"I DID NOTHING WRONG!" his voice boomed seemingly through her entire skull. She quivered at the sound of his deep Austrian dialect and commanding tone.
hahaha
We need a book cover OP, if dubs this one
>>675506371
She pushed the old man to the ground, she pulled down her pants and pissed on him, the old defended himself stabbing her with a shiv on her left butt cheek.
>>675506368
roll
>>675505845
rollerino mcrollio rubio
>>675505222
you didn't write this one faggot
>>675506677
Though in pain,
she was still in the frenzy of being transported into the shell of this scruffy being,
and bit down into the crotch of his excellency; the Führer.
Cocks slapped her face, leaving bruises where she would normally blush. She realized she had just stumbled into a gangbang gone sour.
>>675506994
Way to accept a compliment
>>675507106
"I have a surprise wunderwaffen for you my dear." the Reich leader said, unzipping his trousers.
She leaned forward, mouth open, ready to relieve the Fuhrer of his stress.
>>675507106
roll
>>675507412
and roll
Tits or gtfo
>>675507106
reroll
>>675507412
and roll
She then yelled, "OP IS A FAGGOT"
ROLL! Story bit: "LET'S START RANTING ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING BLENDERS!"
>>675508600
Nice
>>675508600
lol
>>675507412
rawl
>>675507412
reroll.
Get a move on, OP
>>675499017
>It was the
Correct that, you dyslexic faggot!
>>675509810
and last roll.
Bred ded
OP. DELIVER YOU FAGGOT
OP is kill
thread is ded
>>675507412
Last fucking roll.
OP, you better have lost those hands in a bombing, you rotten splat of hobo-dickcheese
thread death in 3... 2... 1...
fuk u OP
Trump shall save the thread
>>675489130
This
op.....