Secure. Contain. Protect.
Hello, let me introduce myself i am Dr. █████████. I am a level 2 officer in need of volunteers. Put simply I am in need of Subjects willing to endure a trial. Instructions are as follows.
1. Check the last three numbers of your post number
2. Find the Related SCP
3. Subject yourself to the SCP
4. If you survive, repeat steps 1 through 3 for a total of three times.
5. ██████
6. We profit from our findings
I have granted all IPs temorary clearance to view the following Directory and its Subdirectories.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
don't know what the fuck this is but roll i guess
>>675488204
inb4 we're all just class-d personnel anyway
Rollerino
hello dr. rolling.
>>675488204
Rolling da dice
Op, you're a faggot, but i'll roll anyway
>>675489466
reroll
uh was this approved? I was recently demoted to Class D but i was a Level 3 researcher
We at the SCP foundation are very greatful for your cooperation.
>>675489086
Sir would you please [DATA PURGED] yourself?
i ain't scared lets roll
>>675489605
Another one
>>675488204
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
roll?
>>675489753
Yes sir this was approved by High Command and three (3) Level 1 officers.
Rest assured, we are following all Containment Procedures.
>>675489937
Going good so far
>>675488204
roll
>>675488204
i shall volunteer doc
Rollin
>>675490660
i got a jar with a fetus inside it that killed some dudes. Rerolling for something more exciting
>>675490483
roll
If you would. Please describe your experience when you "roll" for a second and third time. The data is very impotant to █████████ ███████.
Thank you again for your cooperation.
What the fuck is this?
I got "red ice"
The fuck does that mean what the fuck do I do with that
What is this
>>675488204
rolling for the roll
>>675488204
I AM D CLASS
>>675488204
Rolling for 682, because WHY THE FUCK NOT.
>>675488204
rolling 4 honor
Rell
>>675488204
rawlin...
>>675490628
i got challenged by a tree i will keep trying with another monster
>>675490260
SCP-753 is working as documented in the reports.
Painting was of a very obese man sitting in front of a computer, SCP-753 is shown being crushed under his weight.
>>675491202
>PCP 660 just sort of sat there, nothing to terribly exciting.
>PCP 104 imprinted imeadiately and is now following me wherever i go
>>675491216
Sir if you would please follow theblink and click on the related SCP you have clearance to read the containment procedures and interviews.
>>675491362
well, that was slightly odd, but ok
>>675488204
rolerino for science
>>675491139
roll
>>675491632
Intrusive Thoughts About The Many Spiders Forming Inside Your Head
>>675491465
So I have parties. That's not bad.
>>675491736
Well, as long as I don't have to go there...
>>675491570
one more, hope i get lucky
Ayy lmao
>>675488204
DIS CALLS 4 A ROLL
Let's roll
I browsed the site, read the guides and the FAQ, but I still have no clue what an SCP is...
Scared roll
>>675491636
>PCP 636 has gotten stuck in it's haft, i ca hear whispering coming from the walls and they appear to be dripping purple substances. PCP 104 is keeping me company.
>PCP 104 is not a very good conversatonalist
Agent ███ reporting in.
>>675492042
So... when do I get paid?
>>675488204
D class reporting for roll.
>>675492144
i survived!
L
>>675492062
SCP-062 was powered on and found to be running Arch Linux in French. Contained in its hard drive were ###.## gigabytes of hentai.
>>675488204
rolleroni
>>675492147
again
>>675492385
Shit, I'm straight up RIP
>>675488204
posting for epicness
>>675488204
Yessir, Dr._________!
Rool
roll 2
>>675492434
Survived first roll. Here's second.
Can someone post the ALT code for the black box?
I know "tm" is: Alt 0153
Holocaust™
...and I'm too lazy to look up the ASCII table.
Sure thing.
>>675492401
can someone come help me and PCP-104? we're bored down here. The whispering stopped but now the walls have tiny baby hands growing out of them
roller
>>675492359
Where's my pig sir??
>>675488204
sweg
Ooh I love scps. Roll.
roll I
>>675492355
okay dude you pretend that its a real government thing and you read the "documentation" on the scps. an SCP is an object that breaks the traditional laws of nature and thus needs to be contained for the safety of the general public. so you roll, find the related scp that matches the last three numbers of your roll, read it, imagine yourself as a researcher and figure out if you would survive. then if you dont die you roll again.
theyre like creepy pastas but they seem official.
>find these nonexistant things and do something to them for some reason
Why do these threads continue to exist?
>>675488204
Yeh ok
>>675492788
reroll
OK not as lazy as I thought!
My name is █████ ███.
>>675492422
Sir the purpose of your volunteering is research. You will not be paid.
>>675491202
After being ████████ SCP-592 seemed to be still functioning in order.
>>675493162
rereroll
Here we go doc
>>675488204
Rollolol
>>675491842
rerol
>>675492928
Hard to tell but it doesn't straight up kill people so I'm counting as a survivable encounter. Rolling for 3rd and last time.
Don't know what this is but roll
>>675493022
I got a zombie morge :/
reroll
>>675493061
I got a headache. But I'm not sure whether it was the SCP, or the fact that I can't read.
Oh well.
>>675488204
rolf
░▒▓ Herro²
ay
>>675492844
I lived, although that thing's nasty. Round 2!
Roll for giant dick monster
>>675492936
Alt +2588
Alt 219
one or the other too lazy to check
fuck fuck fuck fuck
r0ll
I got bubblegum that replaces your bodily fluids with blood
I just didn't eat it, nigga
JK Rollin
>>675493573
This time I got a flute made with a bone that let's you control the minds of children. Roll.
>>675488204
for the brother hood
>>675492984
whats a pcp?
>>675488204
sdafsfsaww
le roll
rollino
r
Rollin again
>>675493055
have you tried it?
>>675494046
I got a bush that eats you. Why do I keep getting weird ones.
>>675493704
As the driver, I lived again. Something harder, this time!
>>675493774
Welp, my spine snapped. It's been fun.
>>675493542
And Im likely dead. There's the off chance he wasnt in a killing mood or didn't need any body parts but not a good chance. Shit.
Ril
>>675488204
rawl
>>675488204
i dont understand but ill do it anyway
>>675494184
I have risen to the power of The Architect. Fear me.
>>675493396
After using 396 to go to ███████, ███████,
I can confirm that it is functional, and mostly harmless. Rolling for next assignment. Wish me luck doc.
Reroll
Rollz
Rolos
best scp ever
Rolli
pls no rape
>>675489466
Dr roll. I seem to have rolled an ankle
>>675493578
So this was the second go around, and the nice people in the scary costumes showed me a pretty little red rock.
They told that the only way I could properly interact with it was by bleeding on it, but I didn't have to pee, so I told them.
They just kinda gave me a funny look and told me to go to the next room.
God damn I wish I could read.
>>675488204
Pls no shy guy
>>675488204
roll
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l
l
Pay me faggot
>>675488204
roll
okay
>>675488204
why not
rolllll
>>675494804
i got ice ball.
rall
Rullar
lego
>>675488204
Roll
>>675494351
Have I tried searching nowhere for nothing for no reason? Can't say as I have.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055
ö
>>675488204
rollll
r o l l
>>675494410
Well, time to give the report. 844 attempted to eat me, but was stopped by another professional. I don't remember much from 744. Finally, 410 did almost nothing except help me edit this document.
>>675488204
Fuck
>>675488204
Roll
>>675494854
>k den, round 2
Roll N shit
>>675494984
Lets do this again
A wandering chair..reroll
2
I hope I don't get the one that breaks your neck. I'll be fucked
i'll fuck it in the ass.
>>675493299
DR.████████Had extracted a tooth and procceded to subject it to SCP-299.
From Log 299-15
"Tooth began to exhibit regular SCP-299 infection until subject began to expand
████████% its size within the span of 10 seconds afterwhich ████████. Containment was cleansed and samples incinerated."
And now that ive completed my duty can i get my old job back?
>>675495197
rall2
>>675495658
One more
okay whatever ill have a go
>>675495826
That wasn't bad, let's try again!
Fag op but roll
>>675488204
I am invincible. No SCP has ever harmed me. Once more into the breach...
>>675488204
GG Rollin
>>675495411
what were we talking about?
>>675496064
Alright, here we go roll 3, no break neck subject
>>675495578
last visit
>>675488204
i am so fucking dead
>>675495909
rall3
Roll again
>>675495969
i live, roll
bless
Reroll
>>675496131
Easy enough, no harm there. Might be handy in protecting me in later trials. On to round 2...
>>675496309
Well as long as I don't touch 309 I should be fine.
>>675488204
NOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>675495643
Wtf did i just got cursed chocolate?
also rolling again
>>675495963
Hey im Jack
One last one
Roll 1/3
rollins
Roll to die horribly
rollan
Rollll
>>675495643
Reroll
i got cursed chocolate bars
>>675496677
While potentially dangerous, the object in question is currently somewhere near Saturn, and as I have no way of getting to it, it can't do much to me. Round 3...
Fred Durst here. Rollin
>>675496387
or not, lets hope i get something nice 2 more times
rolling for meme monster
Dafuq
>>675488204
Hah easy
>>675488204
oh god here we go
>>675488204
Cool cool cool
>>675497172
Truly fascinating, but again, not dangerous. That's 3 rounds. Once again, I emerge unscathed.
rolleroni
>>675497255
only gotta do this one more time. im feelin lucky
>>675488204
First check.
>>675497029
Am ded
>>675497757
i got some fruit tree that makes it painful or some crap roll again
Ready 4 Duty
Roll 3.
Allright allright allright
>>675497593
O shit, rip in peace me
I died my first try lets start over
i think im dead
dont know what the fuck this is but roll
>>675488204
orl;rrl
roll just to find some sht
>>675497783
not so lucky now.
lets read something nice
682 is the most terrifying one of them all
>>675488204
Check
>>675498331
basically mine is talking about cats.. fuck this
Canolly re-roll-y
Rollholio
>>675488204
This never goes well..
>>675488204
rollios
roll 2
Welp fuck me
Can't be THAT bad...?
>>675488204
>>675498508
Random dot stereo - gram poster
Next roll
what horror awaits me?
>>675488204
first ralll
Oh my ROLL!
>>675498714
2nd time, keter get
>>675498139
So close
Reroll
>>675488204
quite
>>675498890
I got a man that fixes machines by turning them into flesh and bone, with medical equipment.
Next and final roll
>>675498505
well fuck, im probably dead
>>675491202
Good evening sir, I am Dr ███████, a level 3 researcher in Armed Bio Containment Area 14, and I would like to ask you; from whom did you get clearance to perform this operation? And shouldn't this be carried out by higher level personnel?
roll 3
Rerolloll
>>675498244
I avoided opening the jar so nothing exciting happend
>roll 2
Roll /3
998
>>675499300
I got an antique perfume bottle that has a liquid that creates woodland images. Thanks for this game
>>675488204
Amusing
roll
>>675499380
>level 3 cucks thinking the 3 is higher clearance than 2.
okay bub yeah let me just tell you some classified shit that you cant know.
Rollllkjom
Smurfen
>>675499875
reroll
Roller coaster
Sausage roll
Round 2 :D Rawl
490
Rrrroll
>>675488204
Rooolings
>>675499440
Again nothing exciting just observed some floating sand
SD
Well rawl 1
>>675500123
I think I'm still alive, so reroll
Henry Rollins
rolling for god
>>675488204
bring it nigger
Reporting for duty.
Roll a ding a dong
425
Rolling for SCP-045
>>675488204
605 Euclid, what happened with me?
>>675498323
Jeepers, mine was spooker, but survivable.
>>675500938
Well I suppose I'm not dead so roll 2
Great, i got a card that gives you dementia
Reroll
>>675501197
Safe, just a fucking greenhouse. Rolling until death.
GET TO FUCK PLAGUE DOCTOR!!!!!!!
