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License and registration, sir.
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Dirty pig
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>>675485647
Lets go crazy tazy
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You can't shoot me, I'm not a nigger
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Check these

These are a permit to do whatever i want.
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Fucking Warthog
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I had sex with my own sister.
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4nowam nigger
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Menti pidari
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How about you fuck off pig
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You were a mistake and your parents loathed your existence.
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Am I being detained?
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why is getting quads the best option
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I DINDU NUFFIN OCCIFER!
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Hi
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Hitler did nothing wrong occifer
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>>675485647
Nothing to see officer, I just had a glass of singles with my dubs...
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>>675486520
Because its hard to get the best option dumbass
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Nigger cop in disguise
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fuck the law
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>>675485647
what fur officer
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i dindu nuffin
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>>675485647
Quads cause i'm true nigga
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>>675485647
fuck off pig
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>>675486854
shit
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>>675485647
allahu akbar
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fuckin pigs legalize murder
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Quads get
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Rolling for nigger.
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>>675486944
Taze the sandnigger
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>>675486944
thank you officer
>drives off with bomb
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dindu nufthin
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>>675487111
fucking politically correct america. fuck
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>>675487111
Ur under arrest faggot
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>>675485647
PUH-LEEZE Mistah Officuh!
Ize nevah gon dooze dat, agane!
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360 noscope
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Quints get
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Fuck off narc
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>>675486944
>>675487111
pottery
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>>675485647
no ticket 4 me fuk u
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>>675485647
never got a ticket in my life
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But I'm not a nigger
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>>675485647
Sir I'm white
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fucking kill me
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>>675485647
I am White.
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>>675485647
I forgot to click it.
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Im a Nigro, bitch
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>>675487622
> I am White.
> Just a warning

kek
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get them dubz
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>>675486085
Why is there an air comma in your post?
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>>675485647
No problem, officer
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sorry m8 wont happen again
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>>675487988
for fuck's sake
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>>675485647

....i'll be on my way now
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>>675485647
Quads a nigger
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>>675487622
white (x)
dubs (x)

checks out
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Nigga shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>675485647
i dindu nuffin
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okay
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>>675488555
tell it to the judge
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>>675486840
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>>675485647
roll
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>>675487622
White=Right
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You'll never take me alive
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>>675488966
And I wont
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>>675485647
what, are you from Britain? You have that list completely backwards!
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no seƱor gracias
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shoot me pendejo
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>>675485647
Fuck off
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>>675485647
Fuckoff
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>>675485647
I'm actually being honest and sincere. I'm running my dad's business along side him, while also having side businesses in freelance app coding and DJing. I make just slightly over 100K a year combined.
I own 2 camaros, and a 4WD jeep for the winter. I have my own place, and a getaway vacation place in Mexico.
I have a highly devoted 9/10 asian qt3.14 gf who I've gotten a collar and leash for and made her my pet - and she is totally cool with me fucking other women.


So, what kind of life do you live?
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Thanks for the warning officer.
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supermam bim laden
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am i being detained officer? I'll have you know that I am a free citizen and do not follow your laws, unless it benefits me
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Im clean officer
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>>675485647
Get
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>>675485647
roll
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raul
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Check em, officer
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>>675485647
get
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>>675485647
Roll
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Pff, are you stupid ? The only way to win in this kind of thread is not to post.

....

Oh wait ...
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>>675485647
waazz eems too be the ofwicer prbrbloblem
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no problem officer
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check
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Easy
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>>675485647
llor
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roaslll
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You'll never take me alive pigs
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What seems to be the officer problem?
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Check em officer
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plz anything but anal
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>>675493111
Officer, arrest this man!
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I lost my pasport
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