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>2016
>still using shampoo which is the same for your hair and scalp like cigarettes for your lungs

Whats your excuse?

Pic related. My natural hair. Water only. No shampoo for 7 months.

Inb4 hurr durr greasy. My hair is healthier then yours.
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>>675484863
hurr durr greasy
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>>675484863
STICK YOUR DICK IN IT AND TIMESTAMP FGT
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>>675484863
If this your hair post-shower or just how it looks day to day?
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>>675484863
>lung cancer kills billions per year
>Shampoo related scalp cancer killed OP's heterosexuality
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>>675484863
hurr durr greasy
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>>675485174

>demanding the physiological impossible.
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>>675484863
>>675485274
Also timestamp pls
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>>675485341
Kek
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my girl has the same view as you op, and her hair stinks like a sweaty greasy asshole
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lmao thats fucking disgusting. must smell like a wet dog all the time
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>>675484863
>GreaseMonkey
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I know this is a troll..
but goddamn this is my lunch break and you made me puke a little in my mouth
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>>675484863
i wash my hair once a year, id imagine it does smell tho
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>>675484863
>2016
>not shaving your head
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>>675485374
>CUT HAIR OFF
>STICK DICK IN IT
>TIMESTAMP FGT
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>>675484863
>Makes claim with no proof
>Citation needed
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Been washing my hair with only water for a year. Its not greasy at all and i wear it kind of messy and chunky. Stop trying to bait, OP.
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>>675484863

There is almost nothing worse than the smell of stale hair oil. Jesus, Anon, at least make some saltwater and wash your hair with that.
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>>675485768
i do the same, save alot of money on hair products
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>>675485496
kek
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>>675485519
doggy hello
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>>675485741

You can google it yourself. Sulfates are shit. So are the other ingredients of 99% of all shampoos nowadays
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It looks like you dipped your hair in shelac. You can clean your hair without harsh chemical-laden shampoo, but not with JUST water. For centuries different cultures have been using natural substances to clean their hair, but not JUST water. Read a book or something, christ.
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>>675485768
>not greasy at all
>literally sticks to head and shines with the light of a thousand suns

people who take a picture of you with the flash on will get blind for life
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Why is shampoo bad for your hair?
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>>675486028
You are the one that made the claim, you have to prove it.
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>>675484863

I've used shampoo only once in the last ca. 13 years, since I was about 14-15. I still wash my hair thoroughly once ever few days though, just no shampoo. Girls always buzz out and get jealous at how silky my hair is. Plus, it makes it super easy to style. The last time I used shampoo I really regretted it, hair felt like shit for weeks.
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shampoo removes the natural oils that your body produces, then the conditioner replaces it with artificial oils. Pretty stupid process.
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>>675486112
On the other hand we have a renewable energy source to replace fossil fules
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>non-shampoofags

shampoo is master race
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>>675486028
so then buy shampoo without slfates stupid and stop smelling like shit, you prolly dont have a bf but when you do your gunna want to be clean for him
also tits ect.....
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>>675485768
>not greasy
>messy and chunky
virgins plzzzzzzzz
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>>675484863
>>675485768
>>675486028

The thing about letting your hair get greasy is that it's only beneficial if you have damaged hair in the first place.
>Dyed hair for a charity event
>Hair was frizzy and dry as shit
>Avoided washing it for the best part of two weeks
>Looked good but nasty towards week 2
>Washed hair and the natural oils that had been stripped away by the dying process have been replaced
>Hair was completely back to normal, just a different colour

It's really uncessecery if you're not trying to combat damage, frizz or messy curls OP

>Poo every second wash
>Condition every wash
>Add dry shampoo when you want to mattify/texturise your hair
>hair will look messy but still healthy and clean
>Not gross
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As an industrial chemist, you're the same cancer as anti vaxxers
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>>675485768
it is greasy though fam
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I've seen this same thread a lot over the years and I just want to say this:

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea, it's not. Sure sulfates are bad for your hair but nobody will ever mate with you if you have greasy ass hair. I don't care if you bathe everyday, it just looks like you haven't cleaned yourself in months. I'm gonna shampoo my hair every other day until I die, and I will enjoy a luscious head of hair the whole time. Wash yo hair, bruh
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>>675486316
>asking for tits from greasy subhuman slav dude
how gay and/or retarded are you again?
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>>675484863
>still using shampoo which is the same for your hair and scalp like cigarettes for your lungs
You're fucking stupid, really, jump off a cliff
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>>675485341
/thread
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>>675484863
Yeah, well too bad I dont perform any vital actions with my scalp...

If you imply my hair will fall dont worry faggot, i trim them every month and they are almost never 2inches long. I used to have really really long hair for 2 years, and one day i got so fucking tired tired of grooming this shit and wasting my time that i just had them cut. I'm never going back to long hair again.
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>>675486441

As a biologist and management accountant, you obviously don't know shit.
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>>675486227
The difference is the new oils don't SMELL LIKE SHIT and ROT. The process is to avoid horrible texture and smell, nothing is wrong with the process. The only thing wrong in the picture is the chemicals, but you can strip oil and re-condition using healthy substances.
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>>675486308
Max moefoe
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>>675484863
are you trying to look like a Mexican because that's how you look like a Mexican

greasy ass spic
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>>675484863
HAHAH IS THAT YOU DAN? IT HAS TO BE
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>>675486398
Pic of your hair after you washed it?
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>>675484863
I just wash myself with water

I used to scrub myself with soap and use shampoo every day and I had terrible acne

I stopped doing this in high school because I basically gave up

My skin cleared up massively a few months after I stopped using soap every day and I haven't looked back

fuck you cosmetic companies, I bet you do this on purpose.
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>>675486441
As a chemical unload specialist
I spilled alot of harmful chemicals

Also I've hauled the shit they put in everyday products even most the non haz mat stuff was some nasty fucking toxic shit
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no seriously that is greasy as hell. I could fry an egg with that grease. What do you even mean by 'healthy'? Do you think hair is an organ that you require to live or something? All that matters is how hair looks. Yours looks greasy as shit. I don't shampoo everyday, but NEVER shampooing is fuckin gross.
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Shampoo keeps my hair healthy. Op is full of shit.
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>>675486540
>I will enjoy a luscious head of hair the whole time.

If you continue to use shampoo your precious locks will start falling off once you hit your 50's.

Im here to warn people about that shit. Shampoo and shit like curling irons will cause hair loss. Its not too late. You can have full hair until you die -if you are willing to follow my ideal of natural hair care.
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>>675487146
I bet it wasn't puberty going away that did it
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>>675487006
>inb4 faggotry

This was a little while afterwards
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>>675484863
Wash with baking soda weekly and monthly with Apple cider vinegar you greasy retard neckbeard
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>>675486615
he said it was physiologically impossible to put his dick through his hair and fuck it not physically so eith

1. he doesnt have a dick
2. hes an idiot tryin to sound smart
3. im wrong


in any case dont talk to me
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>>675487236
>Another claim another Citation needed.
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>>675487236
>natural hair care
>hair care
>care
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>>675487280
Faggotree
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>>675484863
Been washing my hair with shampoo whenever I feel like it. Have no hair issues. Feels good.
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>>675487236
yeah I know another guy who doesn't wash his hair and it looks great
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>>675484863
OP, you could always wash your hair with homemade soap, if your issue is the evil ingredients of modern shampoo.
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>>675484863
Fuckin nasty looks gross
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>>675484863
Whenever i see hair like this, i only see u in fedora m'lady
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im p sure you should only wash ur hair with shampoo like 1-3 times a week, but shower every day
i shampoo every day because i hate myself and im scared of people calling me gross lol
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>>675487280
Jeremy?
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>>675487236
>If you continue to use shampoo your precious locks will start falling off once you hit your 50's.
Show me the science.
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>>675487280
Jesus christ i hope thats just the lights or are you a faggot brony?
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>>675487426
I suppose it's possible you're both retards, however unlikely that might be
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>>675487236
No hair is better than that shit.
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>>675487805
Nope sorry

>>675487871
>2011+5
>being a brony
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ITT: noobs don't know that not everyone oozes the same amount of head sebum.
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>>675484863
hurr durr greasy

doesn't matter how much you wash it, dark, greasy hair will always look like shit
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>>675487146

Oh yeah they did. Shampoo and pharma shit became relevant in the 1930s and caused a lot of unnecessary harm.

>>675487632

No need to. I wash my body with a very mild soap (no sulfates, no glycerin, no alcohol) but my hair is perfectly fine with water - just as my ancestors did.

>mfw bitches make fun of my hair, use shampoo and flat irons everyday but will cry when their hair falls off in 30 years due that shit
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>>675485496
Why haven't you dumped her already?
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>>675486227
>shampoo removes the natural oils that your body produces,

Trust me, you don't want those around.
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>>675487236
sorry bruh, my grandpa has always washed his hair and he still has long beautiful, although grey, hair. yall trollin
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>>675484863
first recorded glimpse under the classy gentlemans fedora
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ever try Jamaican castor oil shampoo?
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>>675485519
>wet dog

confirmed nigger

wet dog is better than smelling like a nigger, I'll assure you that.
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>>675487871
He died his hair for a charity event you fucking moron.
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>>675487236
you got it completely wrong. you are supposed to use shampoo like once a month / 2 months and then water only for the rest of the time. like that you will get rid of your disgusting shine in your hair, and it wont just lie down and stick together. (also wont stink)
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Is it worth it to have shitty hair now, if it'll let you have shitty hair in 60 years
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>>675488507
Wow, just admit it already you massive faggot
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>>675488240
>Appeal to nature
>Real citation needed.
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>>675488507
All hair is technically dead
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>>675488183
>noobs
just fuck off already
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>>675487632
No the concept of soap is a product of the Illuminati. They be controlling your whole life. You believe that you need to buy shampoo, conditioner, tooth past, toilet paper, orange juice, socks, condoms, sun glasses, refrigerates, shelves, and the list goes on and on. We are animals and wee need to go live in the woods, wallow in the mud. GO BACK TO THE MUD, BACK TO GAIA'S WOMB!
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>>675488240
Confirmed for not doing research. Your ancestors used plants and natural substances to wash their hair. There is a HUGE history of hair-care before shampoo ever existed, stretching back 3,000 years. People ALWAYS used SOMETHING, not JUST WATER, and your hair is so obviously disgusting and greasy you're so deluded that anything I say is fucking pointless -- but I HOPE you at least try to actually read the facts and just make your own soap.
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not washing your hair is disgusting, if you want to have proper natural, not greasy looking hair, go a month without washing it, then shampoo it every 2 weeks, your scalp needs to get used to not being irritated and degreased on a daily basis, after that shampooing once every 2 weeks is enough to keep it looking natural, and not like you work as a frymonkey at mac d's
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>>675488632
>being this angry
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>>675488330

Wow.

>one of the oldest women on earth smoked cigarettes every day
>turned 100

That logic. Exceptions are always present. Though this doesnt count for the majority
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most shampoos do harm hair but they aren't all the same
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>>675484863
>my hair is healthier than yours

So what? My hair looks better.

When you are out in public, people will look at you with the disgust you deserve while literally everyone else, myself included, won't be the subject of ridicule for being autistic about hair products.
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>>675484863
that's some nasty ass greasy shit. this is why you're still a virgin. see how i know you're a virgin? that's because of your hair.
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>>675488728
>tiny arms
>tiny weights
>looks 15 years old
what is the point of this picture?
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>>675484863
Fucking disgusting.
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>>675486120
because it washes away the natural oils and causes your body to think its low on scalp oil so it begins producing more oil, which causes a build up of sebum which clogs your pours and causes dandruff and balding

>the less you wash your hair
>the less your body produces oil
>thusly less oily hair and healthier scalp

Why are you still using the soapy jew? Same goes for body wash.
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>>675485341
>lung cancer kills BILLIONS per year
really nigger
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>>675488240
How many bald 30 year old women do you know bro?
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This thread makes me want to go douse my gold mane in shampoo just so i don't look like OP


Fuck you OP i just shampoo'd yesterday
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>>675484863
this is a picture of the top of Martin Shkreli's head
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>>675488787
This. Research slippery elm.
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>>675486028
it's the shampluminati i tell you.
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>>675489095
you know, some of us actually interract with other people. keep your hair as disgusting you want, you wont go outside out for another 30 years or so anyways
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>>675487426
i hope you die of aids
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>>675485768
>Stop trying to bait
>posts visibly greasy hair
bitch please.
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>>675486028
>2017-1
>still using the jewpoo
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>>675486227
Artificial oils don't smell like putrid ass though.
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>>675486664
Do people die from scalp cancer and coSd?Didn't know that.
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>>675488728
impressive gainz. how can i also get a sort of lump on what appears to be a match?
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>>675487619
The funny thing is chris chans hair looks less greasy in that picture than op's does. OP IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHRIS CHAN!
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>675488728
your arms reminds me of french fries.
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I'm balding at 24, and I wash my hair with shampoo and conditioner every day. Am I proving OP's point, or is it because I have male pattern baldness which runs in my family?

Moral of the story is that OP is a faggot
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>>675484863
>my hair is healthier than yours
Probably not true, but even if it were, at least I don't look like a filthy fucking hobo.
2/10 made me reply
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>>675484863
Chris?
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>>675488986
Still lift more than you faggot
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>>675484863
>using shampoo which is the same for your hair and scalp like cigarettes for your lungs
Because baldness can kill you?
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JAMIACAN BLACK CASTOR OIL SHAMPOO

you're welcome
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>>675486398
I don't want to follow the advice of an edgelord who shortens shampoo to "poo"
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>>675490001
OP IS SO GAY HAHAHAHA
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>>675490541
>Naturally
>Chemically
pick one
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>>675488240
no, you're just an idiot.
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>>675490729
CWC is gonna kill himself before christmas eve

cap this post, and may these dubs live forever
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>>675490764
it is shampoo for natural or chemically processed hair, the shampoo is not chemically processed
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>>675490545
>not knowing its a term people online use when discussing hair
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>>675485374
>not knowing what the word 'physiological' means
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>>675484863
You probably smell like my dick after I fuck your mom.
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>>675484863
Op is your name austin
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>>675484863
haha that shit's so greasy you could probably make it all stand up on end as if you dumped a can of moose in it doesn't it?
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>>675484863
I also don't wash my hair, but i'm not a greasy faggot like you. Here is how a respectable fascist cuts their unwashed hair.
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>>675485341
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>>675491174
Snorlax just got sued by Discover, so it's very likely. He is on cruise control for early death anyway due to his poor diet and his misuse of hormone medication.

O WELL
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>>675491360
Those people should shoot themselves
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Hear me now and believe me later...Put coconut oil in your hair at night.. wash it in the morning with Jamaican Black Castor Oil shampoo... this works greaaat. Putting a little castor oil in your hair before you go to sleep also helps it grow.
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>>675490541
>JAMAICAN

so you can have hair as clean and fresh smelling as the average jamaican. Pic related
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>>675491647
You wanna fucking fight me man?
I'll seriously smash your fucking teeth in mate

Telling peple to shoot themselves because they use a harmless phrase you dont like
Fucking faggot
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>>675484863
*than you fuckin faggot
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>>675491669
you should try putting some bleach in it too, heard it does wonders for the fringe
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>>675491517
man you sure do look good in a Hitler Youth haircut, faggot
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>>675491901
Hear me now and believe me later... best shampoo I ever used (despite your picture of Eddie Grant).
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>>675491917
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>>675491917
Jump off a bridge faggot
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>>675487426
So, how the fuck would you fuck your own hair? Bending forward? Fuck off
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>>675492089
>Eddie Grant

kek
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>>675492037
I can't wait to string you up on the day of rope, degenerate
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Dont u get dandruff
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i use shampoo like twice a week.
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>>675484863
Have fun losing your hair, I once followed the advice similar to this thread, it doesn't work.
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>>675492309
Yes, precisely. Granted your hair is long enough and you're flexible enough.. I can do it, but then again I can suck my own cock so I dont know
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Oily scalp and hair is gross and smells like vagina armpit.
That being said, I have long hair, and if I don't wash my hair with bucketfuls of shampoo it gets greasy and itchy within a couple days. What do I do? I want to have fabulous silky hair too.

Also has anyone heard of Wen, and does it work?
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What if I told you that you can make your own shampoo without the bad ingredients ? It's a good option
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>>675492370
go eat an ass, you fucking cock goblin
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(lot of recipes online)
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>>675484863
Omfg is this faggot again. No body buy into this shit. He was here months ago and got trash talked for his disgusting hair. And now he's come back with a vengeance.
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>>675484863
One word, OP.

Statistics. Are you saying that people die from shampoo just as much as they do from lung cancer? Moreso, even, because more people use fucking shampoo than they do cigarettes.
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>>675492618
Google it.. there is a class action lawsuit against Wen.. it made their hair all fall out

Try Trump Shampoo
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>>675491517
I like what you did on your wall. Gonna remembert this but next time arrange them completely straight.
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>>675484863
It looks greasy and smelly.
Typical "intellectual" neckbeard.
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shampoo master race
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>>675491517
>respectable
>fascist

pick one
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>>675492618
Yes, it just leaves all the grease in your hair. Try it, I guess. It'll make the grease feel silky smooth and smell nicer, but it's grease regardless.
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>>675484863
oh god jesus is this james JEESUS johnson? do you want to watch TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW?
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>>675493156
now i'm convinced
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>>675484863
Are you fucking Matt Stonie?
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You guys are so stupid! Do you rellay think humans ,before shampoo was invented all smelled like dog shit?
Look at my hair , no shampoo for 7 years.
Sorry for the pic quality
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>>675493156
Glorious Nord.
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>>675490545
How the fuck is some guy talking about shampoo edgy?!
WTF DUDE WORDS MEAN THINGS.
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>>675485624
Puke a little in my mouth is my lunch break
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>>675493512
agreed looks like one sexy vikings x)
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>shaved my head on a daily basis for several weeks because fuckit
>didn't think i needed to wash my head besides water
>within 2 days I could rub my finger on my bald head and rub the oil between my fingers

Fuck that.

Jesus OP and you faggots who don't wash y'alls hair. You're fucking gross and clearly don't get laid you autists.
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>>675492618
I got really thick, silky and borderline girly hair. Just fucking brush it and shampoo/conditioner whenever necessary, maybe a water shower inbetween shampoo days

it ain't rocket science m8
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>>675493160
Die in a car fire Antifa
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>>675493481
Are you wearing a woman's dress in this picture?
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>>675493156
L-Lionbrah?!
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>>675492370

The funny thing is, these kind of images comparing Trump to Hitler only make me want to support him more
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>>675484863
Eww Greasy af good luck with the ladies chump
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>>675493039
It's a good look. I am subletting this room, I didn't put them up but the fact they are so uncentered kinda triggers me.
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>>675492089
>Eddie Grant
N. Kekpop
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>>675493974
Uhm yes?
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>>675494021
Haha yeah. Man I didn't think anyone would recognize me, I wasn't a big deal.
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>>675494041
No, me too. I'm not being Ironic, in fact I am afraid Trump is all talk and won't actually build the wall or deport the 11 million bean people
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>>675490396
what do you base that on?
summer is fucking early this year
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>>675487276
Shh, that would make too much sense, it's big pharma wanting to sell shampoo that causes acne. Right?
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>>675494272
10/10 would mash
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If I miss 2 days of washing my hair, then all the oil builds up and my scalp gets itchy. I used to wash my hair the wrong way and only wash my ends. My scalp ended up bleeding from the constant scratching I did at night.
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>>675486398
tits. now.
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>>675484863
at least people dont gag when they look at my hair.
:^)
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>>675492989
does that mean i can buy wen to permanently remove my leg hair?
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>>675493933
you are the kind of person that stereotypes are based on.
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>>675490105
Look into minoxidil.
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>>675494844
No, I am guessing you are American?
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>>675484863

and as an added bonus, if you ever run out of cooking oil, you can just squeeze some out of your hair
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>>675494667
;))
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>>675493156

how long did it take to grow that much hair ?
also do you think it would look good with long hair on top and undercut ?
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>>675484863
gross.
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If I don't wash my hair it looks almost like OP's in 24 hours. Sometimes I can go without washing it for a couple if days. Only sometimes. Fuck this shit.
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It is hair you gross virgin fuck. It grows back. Shampoo that rat nest and you will get a 100% increase in female attention. There is a reason we invented it
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>>675495280
/thread
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my hair is soft and fluffy and smells like pomegranate. I'll take my chances.
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>>675492370
Germany was a great country in the 1930's until the jew fags gathered their troops and ruined it, so I don't see what the point is here. I wish Trump could be half of what Hitler was
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>>675494173
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>>675484863
Toilet paper removes the shit on my ass my body naturally produces too
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I wash my hair once a week, it rarely gets greasy. I've never used any hair spray or other shit either. Wash my hair with normal shampoo and conditioner.
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>>675497542
females a lot grease less
that aside
nice bait
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>>675497542
B R U S H
R
U
S
H
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>>675497542
Are you hiding behind a stroopwaffle?
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>>675490396
O rly?
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>>675484863
I have yet to see someone get cancer and die...from shampooing their hair.
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>>675496694
I agree, I'm not being Ironic, that pic is my phones background.
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>>675497542
Nice stroopwafel dutchfag
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>>675497542
Are you a girl or...?
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>>675497968
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>>675495595
I have more than just that. Couple years at least. I've had it for a long time now.
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>>675498642
nice salad fingers

go eat something
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>>675498806
>>675497542
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>>675484863
thats why no one dates you
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>>675498642
nice shop
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>>675498642
there is something ...off-putting-- about this image.
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>>675498642
Nice shop slutcunt
2/10, barely got a chubby from your reply
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>>675493608
"poo"
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>>675484863
just shave your head if you wanna be a dirty cunt that doesn't wash their hair
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>>675487146
You're not supposed to use soap on your face dipship.
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What are the idea that op is an anti-vaxer
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>>675484863
No girl is ever going to want to run her fingers through your hair. They will be repulsed immediately by your greasy cabbage patch hair.
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>>675486308
Francis?
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> mfw all these good goyim using shampoo
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that's fucking disgusting
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>>675498947
>>675499080
i got a double headache from this fucking pen
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>>675490729
Is that an eve online standings picture? I hope to god it isn't else I need a new game
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>>675499140
You think "poo" is edgy?
Um, what?
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Shampoo with head n shoulders clinical strength daily. Brush once a week at most, get out tangles with fingers only. No harsh ponytails unless I have to for running, training, manual labor, etc. Usually down or in a loose bun. I get stoned and send my wife pics while she's working, this was one of them, but it's the best I have of recent hair. haha
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>>675499998
edglelord, that's why you failed to get quints
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>>675499913
Do you know why I pulled you over? I'm reluctant to ask for some identification, miss. Do you happen to have your tits on you?
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>>675500079
jesus christ, am i gay?
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>>675500180
Sigh
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>>675499913
>]
what the fuck is wrong with your hand
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>>675498947
Cute! Would snuggle.
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>>675487236
>f you continue to use shampoo your precious locks will start falling off once you hit your 50's.

Thats most people you thunderfuck retard.

Hair thinning happens to everyone at a certain age, its called oxidization. If you seriously want to blame simple cosmetics which are mainly simple degreasers, fragrances and water, then kill yourself.

The body deteriorates at a certain age, thats how it is. Fucking kill yourself with this fearmongering shit
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>>675493608
yeah and poo means shit
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>>675500079
>I get stoned and send my wife pics while she's working
Are you a trophy husband?
>tfw
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>>675485687
Should we all be doing that now? What's the jig?
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>>675501726
Yeah, I'm a penniless hippy stay at home dad. Gotta make myself pretty so my sugar momma don't run off. haha.
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>>675485927
rare products
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>>675500079
Holy gayness!
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>>675499080
>>675498947
It's not a shop. You can see the shadow from her finger on the paper she's holding.
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>>675502025
That is amazing. You have given me the gift of inspiration, thank you SexyHippyRacistDad!
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>>675502025
nice work if you can get it
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>>675484863
shave ur head faggot, if u dont want to use shampoo
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>>675502025
/fit/ misses you
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>>675500079
California stoner confirmed.
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>>675502312
No it doesn't. Only /fraud/s are cool now.
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>he doesn't use shampoo
You are fucking retarded. If you're that concerned about it, deep clean your hair with shampoo then put a pea sized dab of bryllcreem in your hair. Otherwise you're just a filthy motherfucker.
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>>675502379
South Florida, actually.
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Water and conditioner. Shampoo makes my hair poofy. I look more like a fucking clown when i use it.
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>>675502295
Using shampoo will lead to having to shave your head, whenever I shave my head I lose way more hair, when I have hair that's about 2 inches or more it gets thicker
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>>675502434
i wouldn't know, haven't been there in over a year myself
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>>675484863
That looks gross.

I use a leave in conditioner only; Wynn, and it's amazing
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Shampoo Master race
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>>675484863
its kinda dirty isn't it?
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>>675484863
....have you considered that organic all natural hippy shampoo? I mean it smells weird as fuck but you're gaurenteed not to catch anything except vegan-ism from it so. Give that a shot, it'll take care of the grease
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>>675502553
holy shit looks sexy, use any gel?
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>>675503124
whatever it smells like, it's gotta smell better than a greasy scalp.
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>>675493481
This motherfucker's face looks inverted. How'd you get the body of a middle aged pregnant Malaysian with the arms of Wreck-It Ralph?
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>>675494272
Man you look like if Chaz Bono rubbed off on Elton John. And influenced him too.
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>>675491517
Really nice, gud stuff
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i never use shampoo but then again im a nigger and just need watermelon oil
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>>675484863
yeah oppp

shampoo masterrace
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>>675503484
It's kind of like, Lysol mixed with honey? best whey to describe it, I used it once my hair was a bit dry, fluffier than usual and shit but overall still did it's job.

I bought it off a hippy from an all natural organic bs shop on the impulse of trying shit out.

I'd still recommend using Axe, or some corporate shit.
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>>675499416
What do it do asides from 'poo my 'do?
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>>675500079
> Wife
Yeah ok buddy.
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>>675504008
pls leave Danny, this is no place for you
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>>675502170
What do I do if I'm none of those types? Am I Chinaman now?
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>>675484863
Is the only trade-off looking like a disgusting faggot that never showers and smells like grease 24/7? Whoa sign me up.
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This thread caused me to look up this.
http://thehairpin.com/2014/01/three-years-without-shampoo/
It sounds interesting, I think Im going to try it.
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>>675504474
accumulates shekels
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>>675498642
not sure if my ex
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>>675484863
its been since 2010 that i washed my hair. Even the chicks are great clips cant tell. they just think i use a product. lol
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so wait how does it even look when you wash your hair only with water ? I would try it since I have longer hair heh...
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>>675484863
Take a shower you fucking bum
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>>675506704
depends on how many days you've been doing it

1 day it pretty much just looks normal, like if you skipped the shower after shampooing the day before

2 days the water soaks into the hair and starts looking like OP

3rd day you look like a hobo unless you maintain it constantly, and you'll probably start smelling it too
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If all you have to worry about is sulfates in your shampoo then fair fucks. Otherwise no one really gives a shit whether you wash your hair with water/shampoo or anything else. What they do care about is that your hair stinks and looks greasy as fuck....

No one wants to touch someone who feels and looks unhygienic.... What you think is you getting one over on the big companies, or finding a 'life hack' is just another way to make people judge you even more harshly and think less of you.

Pros: apparent healthier hair (although I shampoo everyday and have a thick, healthy full head of hair that actually needs thinning when being cut)

Cons:
Greasy hair
No one wants to touch you
No one wants to employ you
People think less of you
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>>675493675
Kek
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>>675485768
chris?
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>>675507401
hmm yeah you are probably right I don't want to have subhuman hair and my hair looks awesome anyway thanks
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>>675504622
Zach?
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>>675504622
You must fuck off Adam
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>>675484863

yeah i like having sex so im gunna keep washing with shampoo
>balds a good look for all anyways
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>>675509018
Adam doesn't go on 4Chan you nog.
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>>675486028
>air is shit
Better boycott that too faggot
>>675489313
Ayyyy
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Dude with long hair here, I washed my hair with water once cause I was out shampoo and it felt fucking disgusting. Nothing worst than feeling your hair cause they're heavy and greasy. They smell and you look like a garbage cunt.

0/10, would pay for shampoo anyday.
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>>675505077
She now thinks her natural hair color is blonde cause the vinager is cleaning her hair better than regular shampoo and thinks regular shampoo was darkening her hair? WTF? Then how are there any natural blondes now? Wouldn't their hair have been darkened from regular shampoo? Of course her hair isn't getting BLEACHED. Nooo never that.
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>>675491517
Gg urie
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>>675509634
That part was a little dumb but my hair is generic boring dark brown. Using this technique to bleach my hair a bit could be nice for me.
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>>675509503
Dude with short hair who used to have hair down to my ass here.

You clearly don't know how to wash your hair. There's no reason for it to be disgusting if you know how to use hot water.
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>>675485341
/thread
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>>675498642
You look like a grill on top and weird al on the bottom
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>>675500079
Gayyyyyy
(Hot tho, no lie)
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>>675502553
7/10
Would bang
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>>675510382
So OP looks like a fag? Case solved.
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>>675485496
dump that muthafuckin bitch! post nudes btw
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