Atheists are faggots and communists.
Are there any other reason to be an atheist, other than faggotry and communism?
Yes there is.
If you're a woman, and you really really like dick, and you really really hate children.
>>675476875
Because Noah did NOT build a boat in his backyard and collect 2 of every animal tthat were conveniently all on the same continant.
Dinosaurs did exist.
God's not real. That's a pretty good reason.
>>675476875
Kill yourself and go be with your god already.
>>675476875
So. Which religion is the right one and why?
>>675477519
So? Then maybe Noah was fake. Other reason why gay marriage should destroy our economy? We shouldn't "discriminate" gays by not giving them marriage because Noah is a fake?
>>675476875
any weasons why u wuld belief in god xcept 4 warm wuzzy feelinks?
oh wait i forgot! we're living in the age where your choices and beliefs don't need justifiable reasoning. you can just do it cause you feel like it! phew! i can't imagine why the world would be in such a fucked up situation without any critical thinking being applied.
Is there any reason to believe in god?
>>675477787
atheists don't necessarily support gay marriage. (oh god this is going to be really hard to convince this kid of his straw man arguments)
fairy tales..fairy tales everywhere..
>>675477801
>oh wait i forgot! we're living in the age where your choices and beliefs don't need justifiable reasoning
Hence the rise of atheism...
>>675477822
Because if you believe someone like you (aka God) created this universe for you, and around you, then it makes more sense to analyze the universe than banging your head from experiment to experiment.
>>675477982
No, they don't necessarily. But it just so happens that they overwhelmingly do.
>>675477787
Gay marriage is a political question. Atheism isn't politics - it's simply saying religion is false.
>>675478237
>Because if you believe someone like you (aka God) created this universe for you, and around you, then it makes more sense to analyze the universe than banging your head from experiment to experiment.
So, what you are telling me is, that christians are better scientists? Lol
>>675477519
there was only 1 continent dumb ass.
the shift was after the great flood.
>>675478237
>Because if you believe someone like you (aka God) created this universe for you, and around you, then it makes more sense to analyze the universe than banging your head from experiment to experiment.
uh without these experiments we would still be sitting in the caves worshipping god and dying at the age of 30 because TEETH.
get the fuck off of your computarz and go live in the mountains you stupid fucking idiot.
>>675478353
>>675478056
>>675477822
>>675477801
>>675477678
>>675477630
>>675477615
>>675477519
>>675478586
ITT people are asking me if I can prove that communism and gay-fucking is bad. If I can't prove it, the retards assume these things are good.
>>675477822
Is false hope, better than no hope?
>>675478707
what the fuck does communism have to do with fucking atheism.
prove that jesus wasn't a communist. checkmate christians.
>>675478853
Let them be. Their god is Bernie Sanders. Fortunately, he lost.
>>675478586
he is saying christians are better in making up bullshit
>>675478707
Faggot never heard about reductio ad absurdum. Too hard to swallow your own poison eh, my christianite friend?
>>675478853
hope is bullshit. hope is the reason why you're still living with your parents, unemployed and still a virgin.
do shit yourself, instead of relying on divine intervention. you'll notice that the world can easily work without any god(s)
>>675478707
What on earth are you on about? Again, what does politics have to with the reality of the universe? God is not real, religion is false. Science is the only means by which things can be truly understood.
>>675478853
not at all
>>675476875
Deadbeat dad, absentee landlord, tyrannical dictator, God's just an all-around dick and should be hated on principle.
>>675479022
I'm better at math than you, faggot. Redutio ad absurdum is assuming the conclusion is false, that leading to the hypothesis being false, which leads to a contradiction if the hypothesis is correct.
Any reason you want to fuck socialists up the ass?
>>675477519
Funny because they found the ark you can even find it on google map
>>675478983
but atheists made up evolution not christians
>>675479197
You are wrong, mate. Science is a means to operate the universe that surrounds us in our favour. It has nothing to do with understanding things, it's simply NOT its purpose.
Is 375 to much for an oz of dank bud in a non medd staye
>>675479296
Lol, that really explains a lot about your stupid ass thread.
>>675476875
Stick a banana up your ass like the Amazing Atheist
>>675479435
>made up evolution
>>675479677
Nice try there faggot. You want me to search that shit, and make google think I'm a commie. Fuck you and your fucking banana.
>>675479440
>Science is a means to operate the universe that surrounds us in our favour.
If a god had actually created the universe specificaly for us, we wouldn't need change it to work in our favour. Why are we stuck on a tiny planet when this fairly of yours created counltess stars and galaxies? What is the purpose?
>>675476875
Idk how people think magic exists from one person that just spawned somehow and made everything just to make it. So light-years of empty space for some purpose we'll never know assuming there's no alien life. Aside from that, why live your life following ideals and letting something that isn't proven to exist control how you live. Religion is for drones and is the cause of many wars we've had.
>>675476875
>>675479368
>build a shit boat
>boat sinks
>taken by flow
>google employee find it
>"Noah's boat"
>>675479440
You're wrong, cunt. Applying science helps reality work in our favour. Science, doesn't necessarily work in our favour all the time.
keep drinking the kool aid
>>675479368
Was it the size of Europe? Really hard to hold every animal species out there if its just a miserable boat.
Here's your fucking meme!
>>675476875
if god is real and loves you - why did he create niggers and muslims and faggots?
your god must be autistic.
>>675476875
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>>675476875
Awww yum! free bait.
God is outside 5 sense numpty, that means we can't physically observe God! There's your proof, it's about faith not the materially observable!
>>675479948
no purpose whatsoever. just a big misfortune.
>>675480015
Oh really? Tell me more about the times Science has worked against mankind.
>>675480010
They measure it and it's the same length and wide as in the bible stated
Atheists are retarded. That's why they consider themselves so clever. They don't know shit.
>>675479820
>evolution is a theory
>thinks theory is fact
TOPKEK
Fat fuck atheist, science proves atheist both wrong and immoral
>>675476875
What?
My lack of a belief does not make me a filthy commie
Yes we get it OP, you believe in a magical sky man. As an atheist why should I care what you choose to believe?
>>675480489
>being this dumb
>>675480575
But you are a socialist, aren't you? You certainly ain't a capitalist.
And you engage in sexual perversions. You have sex with men, you give women oral sex, you receive oral sex.
You are something filthy and diseased.
>>675480283
If god isn't materially observable, then what's the point of believing in it? Unless you have proof god still changes things, believing makes no sense.
>>675480193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_war
And religion does not bring peace. suck a cock
>>675480575
Yes it does, you are a denialist commie
http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_communism
>>675480320
>>675480320
>Oh really? Tell me more about the times Science has worked against mankind
nuclear weapons.
>being this salty over someone else's personal beliefs
LOL stay mad christfags
>>675480680
>being this delusional
drinks to you sir!
>>675480489
>doesn't know what scientific theories are like the theory of gravity
>>675480489
>semantics
Look it up spastic
>>675480934
oh so it's better to not have a deterrent and keep playing WW2 every few decades instead?
>>675477787
>Other reason why gay marriage should destroy our economy
what
>>675480489
/thread
I stopped having imaginary friends when I was 5
>>675480759
I grew up in Norway, where our socialism is heavily rooted in capitalism.
>>675477416
no one ever came to my door to tell me there is no god.
1/10
>>675480489
>he doesn't know what a theory is
Can't tell if trolling or if christfags are actually this stupid.
>>675477416
>atheism
>religious belief
>>675480193
every mentioned regime wasnt built on atheism.
it was atheistic so the government don't have rivals in brainwashing the people. go fuck yourself apologetic fuck
>>675476875
nice b8 thread, retard.
anyone on 4chan is going to hell. bar none.
>>675480890
"but atheism is at first far from being communism" from your own source.
kek
>>675481113
Yeah, what, I mean, it's not like gay married people get tax deductions and health benefits for spouse from the government.
And that doesn't amount to 10,000$ per gay person over a life time. And that doesn't mean 100billion dollars over the next 50 years. It DOES NOT AT ALL!
Retard.
>>675481028
>doesn't know that it's the law of gravity not theory of gravity
FUCKING KEK
atheists don't even know about their own religion (science)
Who invited christianity into 4chan?
>>675476875
I have trouble believing that Christians would visit this site
>>675481481
Yeah if you go on 4chan you see clearly there is no God
>>675481481
All Christians are at heart a child rapist.
>>675477787
gay marriage is going to destroy the economy? can you elaborate?
>>675481110
you know if i didn't believe you were american, i would have bailed already.
but because you are an american, and you're really this stupid. i have two questions:
1) hows texas or hickville, tennessee or wherever you're from?
2) do you know how many nuclear weapons can fuck you, and the rest of the world, right now?
>>675481407
>at first
Nice cherry picking you fucking retard.
Funny how atheist only use science when it supports they're beliefs but deny its existence when it proves them wrong
>>675481457
Are you the famous hacktivist known as 4chan? Do you work for the fourth channel of the internet?
>>675481481
Yeah, I mean, it must be those immoral atheists worshiping traps and faproulletes. It's not sick Christians at all...
>>675476875
provide 1 peer-reviewed paper, which proves god
God disproved again.
>>675481761
Da bible situation
>atheists are all faggots.
>uses answersingenisis.jpg
the power of ken ham compels you.
>>675480759
And how can you tell my sexual preferences from a post on 4chan?
>>675476875
God does exist ask him to manifest to you in a humble way and to make you one of his martyrs.
that in this holy week you want to suffer like of his saints.
and you better brace yourself of how life is going to treat you by reading this you already asked for it brace yourself nancy boy.
>>675481423
> doesn't know that Newton's LAW got gaped by Einstein
> doesn't know that we only recently discovered the particle responsible for gravity
> still doesn't know why you call certain FACTS scientific theories
well let me explain. you see there are many, many scientific theories that we can use and apply to daily life. but they have holes. and these holes are constantly getting filled. just like your mothers mouth.
Being religious in the 21st century is like covering your ears and screaming
>>675476875
Because I choose not to follow a submissive, authoritarian culk club known as Christianity
>>675481761
I got one
>peer reviewed by billions of people for thousands of years
>single most important book ever written
http://www.conservapedia.com/Bible
Faggotry and communism are two very important principles of theism one you discard the church and approach your understanding of God as a scientific exploration into the nature of consciousness. When you realise that god is not a person but a machine or cosmic appliance spitting out the raw material required to generate the unified field of conciousness and that the total number of minds in the universe is one as per Shrodinger's observation, you realise that everyone is basically praying to a refrigerator and arguing with themselves about which refrigerator to pray to.
Challenge the academic and religious leaders who want to cuck you with their false authority IMO.
ITT atheists claiming some boring shit that they themselves will overturn in a few decades.
This is called "scientific progress". Yelling some immoral retarded shit from the top of your lungs, and then change it when everybody sees it's bullshit.
ITT: the kind picture spammer is trolling everyone again and because he didnt put a kid picture in the OP people are now falling for it.
Do you really think that someone this retarded would be capable of starting a PC by themselves? It's clearly fake
>>675481422
but by that logic, ALL marriage ruins the economy
retard
As a Christian myself, the people here trying to defend their religion are making a complete embarrassment of themselves. I'm fairly positive this is entirely a troll thread anyways, but I'll give this a shot. You can't just cherry-pick the "le euphoric" atheists and actually believe that's what reality is like... There are autistic examples of every single belief, and to sit here and make fun of atheists for believing what they want only proves that. The religious people in this thread sitting here shitposting and generalizing an entire spectrum of beliefs are literally the same thing as the "euphoric" atheists that they are making fun of.
So gg, OP. You're a faggot, along with every shitposter in this thread.
>>675481758
Cant you just prove to me that god exists by "going to heaven" baby.
>>675482349
NOT ALL OF THEM YOU FUCKING RETARD!
When opposite sex couples get married, the goverment gives them some benefits, so if one of them dies, their children (which result from marriage) don't starve. So, the gvnt gives health insurance for spouse and shit like that. All for the kids, actually.
But gay sex doesn't result in kids, moron. So, there is no incentive to give them. And the gays bank the cash and spend it on stupid shit, like vacation.
All while we have 300,000 orphans in the system right now.
take the tax from the gays and give it to the children in the system.
>>675482420
>>675482686
>what is adoption
>>675481423
Doesn't know that laws derive from theories and are not superior to them. Laws are the rules that govern the workings of a theory on a practical basis.
>>675482804
kek'd
>>675482804
You are either very disingenuous (aka liar), or you really have bad logic skills.
In most cases, the parents don't plan their children. But adoption is planned, you retard. There is no accidental adoption that gays should be protected from.
>>675480934
... from Nuclear weapons, we have created nuclear power plants.
>>675479435
no. people looked around and said "why is this the way it is?" and then they spent their time and energy trying to understand it instead of going "well god did it obviously"
>>675481732
"Communism begins from the outset (Owen) with atheism; but atheism is at first far from being communism; indeed, that atheism is still mostly an abstraction." You happy?
The definition of communism (http://www.dictionary.com/browse/communism)
"a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state."
Where does it say atheism?
>>675483007
>In most cases, the parents don't plan their children.
[citation needed]
How many /b/tards actually run around calling themselves atheists???
>>675483387
Is that worse than blindly following a book
>>675480934
Nuclear weapons prevented an all out land war between Russia and the USA. Nuclear weapons have saved more lives than just about anything ever.
>>675483387
It's not like I hide it but since I'm surrounded by normal reasonable people instead of insufferable assholes, we never talk about religion so I almost never actually call myself atheist
>>675483266
Obvious facts don't need citation, you cocksucker.
On if you want to prove the opposite of an obvious fact, only then you need citations,
You know what, you can go fuck yourself. The gays are earning billions in the name of political correctness. While the retards blame the corporations, and try to squeeze another buck from them, raising taxes from 39.6% to 39.7%, the gays get free cash, and nobody seems to realize it.
>>675483214
The point that the article was making is that the presence of atheism and the belief in evolution is a stepping stone to communism
There is a god and he is the enemy. We must all kill ourselves, storm the gates of pearl, and take back paradise which he is denying us.
Ok Guys So over the past 1400 years of My existence i have come to the conclusion that :
If God does exist and you choose not to believe in him then you will definitely go to hell. But if you believe in God theres still a chance of you going to heaven!
But even if God dont exist then you will not go to hell so yea
>>675483387
I dont tell anyone that I am an atheist. I really dont care which skydaddies they believe in.
Religion is unnecessary beyond the 21st century where we don't need the fucking bible to know right and wrong, we simply have access to too much information. Religion is actually harmful now because it's promoting a more close minded concept.
And no, I'm not talking about FAITH, I'm talking about religion: I.e luck, or a set of moral code.
Prove me wrong.
>>675483629
Yeah but I'm not wasting my life having false hope in an afterlife
>>675481423
>i was only pretending to be retarded.
>>675483611
>Obvious facts don't need citation
>whatever fits my worldviews is obvious guyz
In that case, I'll state the obvious fact "God doesn't exist" and refuse to answer untill you provide a concrete proof of the opposite
>>675483549
It's as bad as mentioning vegan and crossfit.
Do you even lift /b/ro?
And I don't follow that fairytale.
>>675478680
2000 years of geologic time did NOT make the continents shift into their current position. Learn to geology faggot.
A god should let people into heaven if they were a good person not if they believe in him
>>675483859
Fair enough. That's why the bible exists. Without it, any idiot can claim god doesn't exist. But you read the bible, and you'll be convinced. You have to read it well, though. You have to take your time, not just skim it.
>>675483612
But that does not make atheists into commies.
All commies are atheists, but not all atheist are commies.
>>675484068
You must read EVERY bible from EVERY faith.
>>675483387
I describe myself as a religious naturalist to other hip folk. If they aren't cool and are offended by my beliefs somehow I keep quiet, unless I don't respect them then i go ahead an offend them
>>675476875
Eat shit you cappie redneck christtard bitch.
>>675484068
So if I write "god doesn't exist" on a piece of paper that is now a written document that proves that god doesn't exist?
Honestly, I have better fanfictions to read than the bible, so it's not happening.
>>675477416
Fuck off christian slime
>>675484068
Bro the bible is full of a bunch of stupid stories and rules like don't wear mixed fabrics or don't eat fish on Friday honestly Harry Potter is a better book
>>675481216
I love this argument
If evolution isn't true, why do creationists make me want to shit in my hand and fling my faeces at them? Also, no God would allow /b/ to exist.
>>675481422
>Yeah, what, I mean, it's not like gay married people get tax deductions and health benefits for spouse from the government.
>And that doesn't amount to 10,000$ per gay person over a life time. And that doesn't mean 100billion dollars over the next 50 years. It DOES NOT AT ALL!
>Retard.
so we should not allow married couples tax deductions? seems reasonable.
>>675484483
/b/ is god.
>>675484650
Why should they get special treatment for being married
How many gods does it take to change a light bulb?
>>675477416
>Athiest
>>675484327
The idea of not eating poisonous animals is not stupid, you moron. And gay sex is linked to the transmitting of disease, such as AIDS. So is being a whore, linked to the transmission of awful disease.
You need to learn to read, faggot.
>>675484650
Yeah, if we don't give the gays free money, then we should also let the kids of heterosexual couples starve. Seems legit.
>>675479998
You are stating the scientific method is the only way to prove something. Can you prove that without relying on circular logic?
>>675484215
But I only talk about my beliefs if that's what we are talking about. I don't go around stirring shit.
>>675484948
/b/itch, there was no aids when the bible was written.
>>675485092
Amen
>>675480363
Why is everyone ignoring me? is it perhaps finaly there is evidence for the existence of God.But the atheist does not know what to say back or Amira coincidence.So I say check mate Atheists
>>675476875
Could god create your mom so fat even HE couldn't lift her?
>>675482206
it never states anything that proves go though. it just says he exist over and over with no proof. show me a repeatable experiment that can prove god.
>>675485095
No, but there was hepatits, chlamidya, all kinds of shit. And AIDS existed, but only in animals. But since homosexuals are no longer "discriminated" against because of political correctness, AIDS is now a living fact. Good luck curing AIDS, faggot. Abstaining from gay sex was just too hard!
>>6754849this is my favorite verse fellow Christian ;)
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ.Ephesians 6:5 NLT
Atheist are brain washed faggots that lost hope long ago after their uncle raped them in the basement.
>>675482234
go be amish please. that way you wont have to deal with us or are scientific advancement.
>>675482206
>no methods mentioned
>never verified
>no hypothesises
>unknown author
>tampered
>biased
yeah, nah, u lose
god disproved again
>>675485446
You're just pissed I gave your pris father aids and he gave it to you.
>>675478680
Lol yeeeeaahhhhh....you know that can be literally be proven to be false right?
>>675485645
You think atheists are the brain washed ones?
The only reason religion spreads is when parents force it on their kids
>>675482686
adoption.
that money goes back into the economy.
end every thing by calling them stupid instead of actually responding
>i was only pretending to be retarded.
>>675478973
Letting your religious beliefs guide your voting is how we are all going to go to hell dumb ass, Donald Trump is manipulating the fuck out of the blindly following conservative Christian right.
>>675483611
are you aware of how small a percentage of the population is made up of married gay people? like really now get some perspective.
>>675479368
Do you even biology? Do you realize how many different speices there are? 40 days and 40 nights with a pair of a billion different speices on the boat? You would need a hundred air craft carriers just to carry the food. Also what about all the types of fish that can only survive in either fresh or salt water...Noah and the ark is so far fetched that it's not even funny.
>>675480363
And what length is that?
>>675484859
I agree at least to extent really. I feel like a lot of the benefits of being married are bullshit.
>>675484948
>Yeah, if we don't give the gays free money, then we should also let the kids of heterosexual couples starve. Seems legit.
what? youve got to just be a troll right? if not please explain in detail how that works. use citation for things that are unclear so that i can understand your point.
>>675485313
My sides just saw the light
>>675482220
My names Russ and I approve of this post.
>>675477416
>he says while shoving religion down our throats
>>675486779
But perhaps there wasn't so many species back then maybe when the water was gone God made creatures
>>675488407
prove it
>>675486779
But then, how did plants?
>>675476875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENNQ4ZUw4d0
>>675477630
Kill yourself and join the abyss already
>>675478586
What you said makes no sense
>>675488407
Evolution is true either way. Either you accept that new species arise through decent in a long period of time, or you think that magic happens in a few generations that causes species to become completely different in a blink of geological time. Personally, I don't think magic is real because I'm not retarded, so I'll stick to the scientific consensus.
>>675481640
im an atheist from TN, people here are closet atheists at heart.
>>675480523
Kek'D at this
>>675481216
Hello do you have a minute to discuss the non-existance of our lord and saviour?
>>675481423
10/10 troll
>>675490924
I am too an atheist from TN and I agree with this statement
Your all a bunch of faggots. Who cares if there is a god or not. None of you cucks are getting any pussy.
>>675491310
i own many religious books as well
>>675477099
>Africa has been shrunk to be smaller than North America.
It's like the person who made this has never seen a fucking globe in their life.
>>675476875
The alternative to believe in the same god as muslims and jews i chose faggotry and comunism
>>675476875
Yes, to have a brain.
>>675476875
>making fun of people for not devoting their lives to proliferating a ridiculous truth that they could only possibly believe if they'd been brainwashed from birth
>>675477416
may I interrupt your argumentation by saying that your facts may be biased?
