Oh boy. its that time again. Let's play a game niggers:
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Oh boy. its that time again.
Let's play a game niggers:
You can either have one of any of these things OR what's in the box. The contents of what's in the box will be revealed after someone roll 69. You cannot exchange your choice with someone else. You must pick one and live with it. You must choose before the box reveal.
1.) Own a pet dragon. The dragon has a feisty temper so you must be diligent in training it or you could end up roast to death. The dragon starts off as an egg and you may choose the gender and color.
2.) Invisibility Dagger. Upon wielding the dagger every part of you becomes invisible, including clothing. However, the dagger requires you to murder someone once a month to keep the magic going.
3.) A bottomless barrel of any liquid you decide. You cannot stop it from leaking and it will leak 1 liter/10 minutes. The barrel weighs 600 pounds (272 kg).
4.) You infect yourself with a virus which could lead to a Zombie Apocalypse. Zombies are slow and dumb but don't have to eat in order to survive. The virus spreads as you bite another person (can only infect humans). You will be able to spread the virus as soon as you are infected, but it takes 6 hours to become a zombie. You, as patient zero, will conserve your conscience and intelligence.
5.) Chaos ring. This ring has the power to whoever who has it create instant chaos whenever he points. Pointing a car while snapping your fingers will lead the car to explode. It will not work if its wet. Anyone who wears it can unleash its power.
6.) THE BOX
>>675475045
Box me nigga
Roll for Ring
Box
>>675475045
Box
69 get
69
That ring sounds mighty tempting. As does a barrel of gold chloride or something profitable.
Fuck it gimme that fucking box.
THE BOX, THE BOX!
Box
BOX
Gimme that box
Gimme the box number fam
69
Fuck it.. the box nigga.
6 9 get
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!
Da Box, Now!!
Box pls
box
>>675476938
that counts, right?
>>675477084
Box get
>>675477120
69 now
i'll take the ring then
69 right here
Pic related
69?
Gimme that invisibility dagger. I got no problems killing at least once a month. I get bored or pissed off and wanna stab someone at least once a DAY.
>>675477233
This.
>>675477349
No. Also, box
>>675477388
Check'd
>>675477469
next try
>>675477366
Check'd.
But box.
69 get
Box nigger
check for box
ring
>>675477577
Check'd m8y
69 get
I want that box op don't be a faggot
3 get
I'll take the barrel. It's filled with molten gold. Endless money.
If 69 never open box.
Box get
box damnit
>>675477777
Checked
SURPRISE! Also, rollie pollie ollie
>>675477777
Daaaaaaaaaamn
>>675477777
>>675477777
fucking check muh quints
Dagger. I could start killing the ghetto thieving assholes in my neighborhood with no remorse
>>675477999
>>675477766
>>675477777
Check'd and got damn quints
>>675477777
>>675477766
>>675477866
>>675477633
>>675477577
>>675477388
>>675477366
>>675477233
>>675476822
fuck the box
this is now a get thread
>>675477777
Daaaamn Daniel! Back at it again with the quints get.
Siddy nah
>>675477777
The retarded dagger
>>675477777
Fucking gets it all!
>>675477923
I want it then. Roll!
>>675477777
Ohhhh baby a quintuple
>>675478158
>>675478158
No. Fuck no
I'll take the box!
>>675478267
Ey, fuck you!
If 69 burn box
>>675477999
nice
Box!
box
>>675478300
Get.
>>675478300
Check'd
>>675477766
>any liquid
>infinite gold
Nigger fuck the dragon I'll buy a house in buckingham palace and pay the queen infinite money to have a sex tape with a golden retriever
OP is retarded
Rolling to open the box
The box
Last for box
>>675478488
Jesus, get!
>>675477999
>>675477999
>>675477999
>>675475045
Dagger
272kg is only 272l of liquid so you have it for a day and a half
>Dagger for me
>>675477777
I would like 69 plz!
>>675478620
>buy a house
>in buckingham palace
Nigger what
wat in da box fam
>>675475045
Bottomless barrel of any liquid I decide, assuming I can decide at any time what liquid it is
69 and the box gets burnt
get that 69
Am I the only one who wants the dragon?
I'd fill that barrel with period blood and use it to torture my enemies. Roll.
box please
>>675479046
Yes
Free car wax coupon.
>>675479131
Reroll
>>675478620
Bait? Bait
>>675479046
Yes.
>>675479046
wow is that real? where did you get it?
>>675478798
I went full retard. The actual barrel weight is 272kg, I was just thinking it was full of vodka, nigga saying gold and shit.
Again the dagger
>>675479099
check em
>>675479131
69 for this.
Da box boss!GIVE ME THAT BOX!
69
>>675479099
Git!
>>675478620
Either you're foreign or retarded. Pretty good chance ur both
Mini paper hat
>>675479001
You could change it from liquid gold to smegma at the drop of a hat. OP plz nerf
Look how I get the box, faggots
open the box
>>675479349
Roll
>>675478620
wut
>>675479097
Jesus, fuck.
>>675479349
Gotta get
the box nigga
>>675478620
Gold is expensive because there is a small amount of it around the world, if somebody gets infinite gold, it wouldn't be expensive anymore (sorry for my bad English)
>>675478620
Keks
rolling again for box
box get
BAWKS
Box
Gimme box
winrar
Roll fuh da bahx
Roll for box
BOX
>>675479205
Indeed real. It hatched from the egg OP laid.
Rollin to see inside the box
Box
>>675475045
I'll go with the chaos ring thanks
>>675479577
Check em
Free car wash
rolling for 69
I'll take the barrel thank you
I call it being banana
>>675479709
This
box get
give me the FUCKING BOX
Open the box
>>675479767
Fuck so close to all mighty glory of car wash
>>675479097
Lolwut?
Ill take the ring
>>675479731
Dagget is fagget amirite
windex. The box is filled with windex.
treeman just went down what a pussy get back up or riot
>>675478620
Gold is valuable cause there's something like less than 10x10x10 room full of it in the entire world. You introducing double that amount to the natural supply would do nothing but start to fuck up the world economy after a while
Box wut
>>675479868
>>675479870
Ohh lawd
What's in the box?
>>675479731
also roll for 69
>>675478620
I think you're the retarded one
>>675479868
Oh come on
>>675479709
Rolling
box cox
rollingosdbnfpg
>>675479479
Just make your own monopoly of gold???
ring of chaos for me
i can point at people for espontaneous combustion
WHAT CAN YOUR SHITTY BOX DO HUH
Box pls
>>675480001
Who knows? That's the beauty of the all mighty box!
Penis Enlargement Pills. That's in the box
>>675479863
I like to experiment
>>675480001
Build a fort
>>675479863
But dagger is fagger.
>>675480001
OFF BY ONEEEEEEEEE
>>675480000
If I roll 69 free car wash is in the box
Gimme the dagger.
Killing and raping!
box plz
>>675478620
>get rich
>whatshouldidofirst.rar
>pay the queen of England to fuck a dog
Sounds about right
The box has another box in it
Really feeling the box, but that dagger is pretty schway.
Box me up, Nigga!
There's a pencil in that box.
>>675475045
what if i just want the box and not its contents?
1 in 100 chance to get a 69 and this thread has over 150 replies. Come on now.
give me the box
>>675478620
Why does this have so many replies
Roll for a snickers
>>675480001
quoting random comment to quickly roll for almighty 69
The box
>>675479659
that is awesome OP lay another!!
GIMME DA BOX
>>675479097
That's fucking disgusting
BOx
>>675480319
Box. Now.
Barrel full of anti-protons
>>675480288
Snickers
>>675480259
good math, anon
There's a coffee mug in that box.
>>675480370
Almost.
BOX
>>675480194
You know it's your deepest desire.
>>675480288
Get
>>675480370
so close
Dagger pls. 69 get.
>>675480288
I'll take that chaos ring
Box
BOXxx
its never happening guys. no 69
>>675480469
WINRAR
>>675480469
Winrar!
>>675480469
winrar
Peppa pig on DVD for everyone!
>>675480469
Open the fucking box OP.
>>675480469
WINRAR
>>675480199
>>675480288
>>675480444
Gets. Gets all around
>>675480469
WINREER opn the boxx plz
>>675478620
Or
>infinite jizz
>leak a liter of jizz from the box every 10 minutes
>eat leaky jizz
>profit
>>675480469
69 get!
box box what is insie you
Okay. Give me the box, OP. I am ready.
>>675480487
God she was fucking hot
There's a slightly smaller box.
>the box is empty
Where's my elephant?
bawx also tree man cunt http://komonews.com/live/event
>>675480669
Oh noooooo
>>675480644
Intuition says not OP. But dubs say OP.
What if OP dead?
>>675480469
OP here, the box has being opened.
We amaze at the box as we discover inside...
>>675480669
>the box is filled with love
At least it's better than being alone.
>>675480758
Fuck off cunt, I want my snickers
>>675480758
TRUMP
>>675480758
>>675478620
So, any rule 34 on this?
>>675480758
>>675478620
Fag
>>675480758
>amaze at the box
Okay then.
Still waiting on real OP
>>675480758
Doooo eeeeeettt.
Chaos Ring ofc.
Picture this scenario, you wear a big black robe and a mask whatever, your identity is concealed, you walk in the oval office, you greet mr trump and say "i will solve the isis threat by killing their leaders for a huge sum of money, i can kill just thinking about it, i can kill this guy next to me right now" and you could make a guy next to you explode just to prove your point, then continue "either you agree to this or i'll kill you and everyone around you" become the US best killer, everyone fears the US for having the best nuke deterrent in the world.
Fuck the box and every other option. i choose #2. Box probably contains a rare strain of syphilis.
I chose u dagger!
>>675480758
Oh boy! its a key!
I wonder what does it opens
>>675480988
>getting triggered
Shame on you, SJW scum.
>>675480758
So where's my snickers?
>>675480758
OP again...
It's a princess bubblegum boot!!!
I chose the dagger.
I will have the many boxes from this thread.
>>675481120
>>675479046
no i also want a dragon
>>675481120
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its a small loan of a million dollars
>>675481120
A gay man's asshole perhaps?
>>675481120
It Opens a door. Dumbass
Since OP is not here/his box sucks, I'm gonna choose the dagger and use each months charge for op and his lineage
>>675481129
>getting triggered over someone getting trifgered
Shame on you SJW scum
>yfw the box was filled with anticipation and we're all experiencing its contents now
>>675479479
>yfw so are diamonds
All you have to do is not sell the entire output and put it in storage somewhere instead. Artificial scarcity isn't rocket science when you've got enough money to corner a market.
>>675481164
Fake OP
>>675481317
>assuming everyone is SJW scum
Shame on you SJW scum
>>675481317
>getting triggered over someone triggered over someone getting trifgered
Beyond shameful.
I choose the dagger.
>>675481120
The key seems to fit in this suitcase? should we give it a try?
>>675481555
>Getting triggered over someone getting triggered over someone getting triggered over someone getting triggered.
Devastating.
Yeah, I'll just go on ahead and take the dragon, thanks OP
>>675475045
Box plz
Definitely the dagger:
-kill 10 nigger a month
- ??????
- profit, oh and you get to keep invisibility good side effect.
chaos ring, as long as it looks cool
>>675481737
DO IT
>>675481737
sure
>>675482069
69 get
Yes. Yes we should
>>675481737
As you may have guessed it fits
*clicks
The Coca Cola Recipe Vault
>>675482104
bit late
>>675481737
Pizza
Fucking sweet!!!
>>675482128
It's the Krabby Patty recipe
>>675481343
Except that it literally never stops leaking.
At 6 litres an hour, you're going to have a problem on your hands very quickly.
>>675482222
FUCK YOU ALSO I'M OFF BY ONE.
>>675482222
Checked
>>675482128
It's open. Let's take a peek
>>675482222
Screw the box, gets are unreal
OP Show us the club penguin pics already
knowing OP...
GIVE US THE BOX NIGGER
>>675481759
>triggered
That one anon was clearly trifgered, keep up.
>>675475045
Dagger.
>Be a vigilante once a month, murdering a scumbag, so no guilt or technical wrong-doing
>Harvest the invisibility for whatever else you feel is rewarding or just flat out to take things you want.
>>675482526
Who gives a fuck about guilt man, the world is your oyster!
bump
whats in this f. of a box
>>675482128
Oh boy! there's a single pic in here... the pic reveals a prize...
Would you like this prize or should we look further in the box?
>>675482526
If OP doesn't open that box in 3 minutes, I'm switching over.
>>675482128
>>675481737
I knew it!
>>675482761
STOOOOOOOOOOPP
JUST SHOW MEEEE
further in the box. Pull the string to reveal the picture of spongebob at the christmas party
inb4 its just gonna be some stupid picture of a frog
>>675475045
box is love box is life
In b4 bump limit
>>675482762
He's just dicking with us and thread will probably prune in 20 minutes, just switch over m8. Surefire way instead of a huge chance of holding out for bullshit.
HOLY SHIT I KNEW IT
>>675482999
trips confirm stupid frog
A frog has been found in the box.
>>675482761
Just show us, faggot.
Naked banana in the box?
>>675483189
I don't know, this seems viable right about now:
>>675481333
But yeah, switching over.
I've always felt invisible, time to really be.
>>675482761
FUCKING LOOK FURTHER IN THE BOX I DIDN'T PICK IT FOR SOME DAMN CP
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Dager
box is empty
boxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxbox
Damn FK i just wanna know whats inside it
Nobody is gonna roll 69
>>675483725
kek
>>675483725
howeeeee soooooeee
#3 but not full of molten gold, thats pretty impractical, fill the barrel with petrol and have it positioned over a funnel which will fill other barrels by it leaking, aka you now have unlimited barrels of oil and are one of the most influential people in the world and the richest
>>675483849
>>675483832
>>675483819
>>675483725
God damn you fucking faggots made it reach bump limit.
OP is a faggot.
>>675483912
You're saying that like OP was gonna deliver
>>675483980
You got a point there, m8. One of the best threads today though.
OP Did deliver. He reached into the box and pulled the string that revealed the picture of spongebob at the christmas party
Dagger+hitman job = endless profits
3. A bottomless barrel of crude oil.
I don't care if it leaks, because I'll loan it off to oil companies with interest. If any wars start over it,I will launch it into space.
>>675483912
We hit the ceiling boys no where to go but up from here heav hooo
>>675482761
So inside the box we find a picture of the Green Lantern!
Good job everyone! Until next time
>>675484126 what about
>>675483849
69 delivered right nao
