Damn /b/ my ex just roasted me.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Damn /b/ my ex just roasted me.
>>675471153
>>675471220
>Actually thinks I'm a nazi :(
I need help /b/.
My hearts broke.
Gonna kill myself now.
Good, now post tits
>>675471303
>actually replying to that shit
>replying with autism material
fuck off betacuck
>>675472232
I'm Lord Beta.
>>675471153
if you had that thing as your gf then you already fucked up bad. disgusting.
>>675472232
this
everyone is biting the bait!! TOP KEKKKKS!!!
>>675471153
damn that ugly whale is calling you a poser
>>675471303
>she gives a long ass rant about how you're a beta cuckold pussy lord
>you respond 'i love teh cats'
Top fucking kek
>>675471153
>>675471220
>>675471303
Whoa guy this is really beyond my league so i'm just going to respond with little to no input and just hope that things happen.
>>675472836
also, OP, I hope you deleted that shit. How the fuck can anyone take you seriously if they respond with a serious post and you just act like it's a joke? You sound like a selfish piece of shit anyway.
>>675471303
Lord Beta reporting in.
>>675473048
huehuehuehue
>>675471153
She's enormous. Stop whaling, faggot
>>675473066
Safe to assume it's bait, still though, it's funny to think that anyone would consider this mass of clogged jello "hot".
>>675471153
sounds like you got what you deserved you fucking cunt. go listen to NIN and cut yourself faggot.
>>675473034
umhhh seems like the girlfriend is also posting here. Please land-whale fuck off! and stop trying to add edginess to this post
>>675473066
I am the cooliest
>>675471153
LOL YOU'RE FUCKING A LANDWHALE AND A PUSSY ASS FAGGOT..... DO US ALL A FAVOR FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF
>>675473066
Reply with: haha ok
>>675473377
dub dubs confirm kill yourself faggot
>>675473066
> calling that fat bitch hot
> kek
>>675471303
Top kek m8
Goes from no punctuation to solid grammar. Also going out with that excuse for a Halloween costume is deplorable
Nice bait good day m'lady.
>>675473824
>please stop im begging you
nah. thats not op.
>>675473499
Reply with this. Youre clearly never getting her back may as well go out like a god /b/ro
Amber. Is her last name Wavesoffat, by chance?
She makes the majestic blue whale look like an office fish tank novelty, but she's got a point. You sound like a faggot. She took you in like a gulp of water and after realizing you were void of any value to her pushed you straight out of the blowhole. You just need to accept that she's realized you're a blubbering idiot and moved on. Your response just further proves her point that you try too hard to be an edgy internet badass when in reality you spend nights crying like a sperglord because Moby Dick got away. Time to set sail towards seas unknown, there will be more whalers for you to harpoon and baww about.
>>675471303
Holy shit, that's real fuckin' autistic man.
You tried too hard.
Hahaha OP you're such a fucking loser. You're a living in the flesh /b/tard, I wasn't sure people like you exist because of how pathetic you'd really be. I browse /b/ to laugh at dumb shit, not live it in my day to day life. Your ex is probably doing so much better than you, and all you can do is post on /b/ about your sad life for others (just like me) to laugh at and feel better about my self. I hope you get help. /b/ should not exist in real world. You'll be lonely and the laughing stock forever as you just found out.
Boiling my own piss.
>>675474257
>>675474069
Nope.
Lives in TN
OP is a gigantic faggot and fucktard.
>>675474213
Thank you. Edge Lord sends his regards.
>>675471153
>implying you can't fuck something you hate.
>>675473499
Dubs have spoken
>>675474257
That must smell wonderful
Dubs
>>675474971
lmao the fag blocks her face after we already seen her
>>675475126
Different girl .
>>675474971
We've already seen the hambeast, bit late to censor that shit.
>>675475186
still fat and ugly.
>>675475275
I'll leave it to your imagination .
>>675475407
hate to break it to you buddy but she's actually food in disguise
>>675475407
more like pic related
>>675475819
Fuck, I knew it
>>675471153
I wish she really roasted you, like put on fire poor faggot.
Lel and rekt thread.
Dang OP you suck, you probably came on here to gain some sense of confirmation that acting like an awful person and then fucking off somebody having a serious discussion with you is okay or funny but it isn't. But hey look on the bright side, I'm sure at least one person in this thread will side with you and you can hang on to that one bit of acceptance for your behavior when you lay in bed at night wondering if you actually are a shitty person.
>>675476492
Oh I know I'm a shitty person.
>>675471303
Dude, i don't even. Why did you date that whale to begin with. Also the autism.
>>675476893
> pink hair and black lipstick with obvious fat boobs
>hot
Pick one
You can mute/block people you know right?
>>675476893
Well, she's in shape
Round is a shape
>>675471936
Op shes a fat fuck get over it lmao
>>675477484
Kek, send this.
If dubs send it with a dick pic
>>675477826
Rolling
>>675476893
Omao? Oreos mine alone omnomnom.
>>675477826
Reroll
>>675477826
Rollerino
tell her to suck our dicks dude
she's some fatback sloot
>>675477950
Fun fact oreo in greek means pretty/good/nice
>>675479088
You wasted the dubs you greek piece of shit
OP sounds like a complete twink faggot. I hope you eat shit.
i bet OP couldnt even get it in that land whale
>>675471153
That bitch looks fat and ugly and judging by her rambling, she sounds annoying as fuck. Dodged a bullet there, OP. Troll the fuck out of her.
>>675471303
Well you did good until that cat thing... You're autismo OP.
>>675479088
Actually im polish. and 88 never goes wasted
>>675479261
Actually im polish. and 88 never goes wasted
>>675471303
she's actually right tho. You're trying to act like an edgy 12 year old. ha! what a betacuck
>>675471303
Fukkin kek
>>675471153
>the worlds longest run-on sentence
>pityness
OP clearly shes dumb as a bag of hammers you dodged a bullet
If it is real then you are a massive wannabe edgy betacuck
>>675474069
KEK "Waves of fat" as opposed to "Waves of Grain".
