Synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
Anyone care to elaborate?
>>675469163
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>675468919
treeking, not the hero we asked for but the hero we needed
Haha, I saw this on facebook, I'd take a selfie with him! xD
>>675468919
Livestream is complaining hes not yelling loud enough, lulz.
>>675469603
GTFO
for the butthurt europeans and worthless shwilly hippies crying about trees
>all the trees in the green spots are protected from logging
>not pictured are tens of millions of more acres protected under different acts
>>675469699
Him being up there has nothing to do with a hippy agenda to save trees, this is totally irrelevant
>>675469699
haha americuck
>>675469699
>america
>1776 pixels tall
much love to the creator of that image
also, don't fucking derail this one
>>675470023
s-sorry
i'm day drinking
anybody catching the cnn piece
i think it's on now?
>>675470379
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
hasnt played yet
he shouldn've climbed the needle...
NEEDLEKING sounds better
>>675470741
no branches on the needle
>>675470741
fucking newfag
"having a blast watching your stream from belgium"
wow komo just got trolled
>>675468919
Look at me.
I am the tree now.
Is there a livestream chat we can get in on?
Reporter seems to be reading comments.
>>675470971
kek'd my boots
>>675471141
from twitter
rare HD photo of treeking and his wizard staff
>>675469699
not to mention the modern lumber industry removes way more atmospheric carbon than it adds
>trees absorb most carbon in their first 20 years
>lumber companies plant trees in 20 plots
>clear cut and replant one plot every year
the only way it could be more green is to bury all the trees in an anaerobic environment so the carbon becomes trapped
>>675469686
Now love the bait and you will be free
>>675471201
Thanks bro
also
www.manintree.com
>>675470023
but whats gonna happen in 2820???
Conspiracy!
>>675471856
>>675471468
Aren't the forests mainly habitats for the wildlife?
>>675471856
the war on terror will end
>>675471994
old growth forests aren't good for most wildlife, pretty much tree eating bugs, woodpeckers, and owls
and the owls only set up roosts on the edge of old growth
new growth forests are better for ruminants (deer, elk, moose) and small mammals because the edible plants don't die from lack of sunlight and high pH soil from fallen leaves
>one of our reporters is going to talk to an arborist
>nobody going to talk to a psychiatrist
nobody sees the problem here?
What was the twitter that the reporter is loling about?
>>675471671
Wtf, was this domain name not taken before this happened?
>podcast with video?
>a vodcast?
Fucking BROADCAST you inbred.
Also, goatbro.
This goat guy is off his ass.
Deer the goat
Kek that goat
this hippy with a goat
WHYA REN'T YOU WATCHING
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>675472782
They've already tried to reach out to him multiple times, he's not having any of that shit. Some guy showing up in a white coat with an MD isn't going to make any difference. The best strategy would be to get somebody who knows him to talk to him but considering the guy is homeless and mentally ill he probably doesn't have a huge support network
>>675468919
what even ..
![$(KGrHqNHJFIE+GKQks9sBQCkND5LGQ~~60_45[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ik3rVHN.jpg "$(KGrHqNHJFIE+GKQks9sBQCkND5LGQ~~60_45[2].jpg")
>i'm so high right nao, bro
-goat guy
>>675473178
no i meant the reporter and anyway the guys talking to him have been police negotiaters.
>>675473230
nigga that's Deer the goat
>>675472980
Those dudes gotta be bored. Give em a break. Imagine reporting on absolutely fucking nothing. It's a glorious nothing, however.
I don't buy the "fire department doesn't have the equipment" spiel. I think they just don't give a shit. Dude's a drifter.
Now there's a man with a goat on scene
they're all talking about fucking goats now
applebro is here to feed goatbro's Deer
Someone's being a bro and feeding the goat. He looks like George Clooney's lovechild with Brian Wecht.
>an apple for your goat
NIGGER WHAT EVEN
Goatcast.
>>675473451
Goatbro supports treeking
wants to live in a US where climbing a tree is a right.
>i have a real job have fun with your camera and microphone, asshat
wtf... seattle is such a meme city
I'm about to climb a tree in protest of it being cut down. Be ready
Also, well said OP
>>675473295
Why would the reporter need to talk to a psychiatrist?
>Excuse me sir, can you give us some insight on what exactly might be going on with this man in the tree?
>Psychiatrist carefully ponders, "Well, by my official diagnosis, I'd say he has some sort of mental illness"
>And there you have it folks, straight from the words of Dr. Noshitsherlock, it appears this man may indeed be mentally ill
>Psychiatrist, "Great, that'll be $450"
And yes, I know they are police negotiators, but other people have tried to communicate to him and had the same success
How long until a drum circle forms?
Stream won't work for me
Anyone else?
>>675473178
Put beer under a box, prop up with a stick...tie a string around it and everyone leave.
Do you even homeless negotiations?
![1445367791199[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dQsyjif.gif "1445367791199[1].gif")
>>675473750
the entire west coast is a meme, dude. get it together wtf
>>675473765
because the health of the dude in the tree is more relevant than the health of the tree
>THIS IS EASY SHIT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND
one of the "I PAY TAXES" guys is here to complain about cops sitting around making tons of cash by sitting around
Holy fuck, where did they find this cameraman, the local Walmart or some shit?
Guy's buttmad about the cops standing around but he's got a point.
>>675473862
still working here. we now got an ex-cop explaining how he knows everything better then everyone else.
>wheres the money gonna come from for overtime
HE AINT GETTING HIS LIFE BACK IF HE DIES
>>675473987
Got it now
Thanks
>>675473987
I mean he had some legitimate criticisms. He was all high-and-mighty about it but he's right - something should have been done hours ago.
>>675473921
>just mad cops are paid to witness dank memes
>>675473909
the cameraman is being paid by the news station to do it when they are broadcasting
he's livestreaming 99% of the shit we are seeing for free
Honestly the cops shouldn't be sitting around watching this meme. Plenty of homeless people drink themselves to death, treeking just wants to die from being in a tree
>>675473879
Again, so what? Calling in a psychiatrist isn't going to do shit, everybody is aware of this. Are you suggesting one should be called in just so they present the image they care about his mental status even though it has no impact? That's fucking retarded. I'm sure the dude will receive plenty of psych eval attention when he comes down, the effort right now is to get him down safely, not start trying to do a diagnosis
>>675474135
like what? You can't exactly pick a man out of tree just like that. And it isn't like they haven't tried to get him down.
>>675474332
you cant just let people walk around under the tree, he will fall and kill someone
>>675474236
I was commenting on the fact that he kept having the camera pointed in the wrong direction and pointlessly zooming in on random shit
>>675474135
like turning the hoses on him? what should they do, hot shit? knock him out of the tree to save the city money...
>>675474333
i'm saying a psychiatrist is a more relevant expert in this situation than an arborist.
>>675474352
You know what, I didn't think of that. I didn't even know they had tried anything.
>"I think I have been on live TV today more than I have in a long time"
>>675474333
>That's fucking retarded.
because calling in an arborist isn't even more retarded
get fukt trollololo
>>675474332
He is currently sensationalizing his plight. No one sees the cop picking up alley bums.
Captcha:select all trees
>>675474430
So rope off the area around the tree? They don't need to shut down an entire street shut down and 30 cops on standby for no reason
>>675474545
>he doesn't know how e-famous he is nao
nigga needs to get on that twitch tit and abandon old media
>>675474352
step 1: get crane
step 2: move crane next to top of tree
step 3: grab man
step 4: bring man down
>>675474545
"No end in site"!!!
>>675474483
>>675474554
I never said calling in an arborist wasn't retarded, just that calling in a psychiatrist isn't much better.
>>675474686
This. No reason not to use force at this point.
"they don't have the equipment"
Bull. Shit. A fire department without a fire ladder or trampolines is no fire department.
>>675474686
Contractor fag here. I can honestly tell you that to bring in, set up, and operate a crane to do that, you're looking at at least 20 thousand dollars and about two day's work.
>>675474686
>mfw it takes a crane to get it out
>>675474754
finally the facts come out
because i'm not saying a psychiatrist right now will do shit
i'm just saying it's marginally less retarded
![2d274907933867-jeff-goldblum-independence-day-today-150304_b7ec84106e11db164b0546141f85da55[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EAfSDKT.jpg "2d274907933867-jeff-goldblum-independence-day-today-150304_b7ec84106e11db164b0546141f85da55[1].jpg")
>>675474686
>fight a man suspended from a branch while you'r suspended from a crane
BRILLIANT
FUND IT
>>675474686
They already had a firetruck ladder up there, with negotiatiors. he threatened to jump, climbed down a bit and then decided he wanted none of their shit and climbed back up. That was last night.
Did you guys see the goat deer
Jesus, he's gonna fall
>>675474851
>trampolines
>>675475063
nigger I know you saw all the posts we had about Deer
>>675475063
no, dear.
>>675473836
it's the west coast
the drum circle hasn't stopped since 2005
How about you all shut the fuck up and enjoy the treeking
>>675474851
Of course they have the equipment, the reason they won't do it is because if the guy accidentally falls and dies while they are trying to get him out then the blame falls on the cops/fire department and the shitstorm ensues
>>675474858
They had a crane out there earlier already to try and negotiate with him but he wasn't having any of that so they let him be
>>675475074
He's been lying like that for hours. He was also hanging upside down like an asshole.
>omw treeking
>>675474897
Fair enough, we have reached a mutual conclusion, sorry for busting your chops
Someone needs to start an argument with Treeman
There needs to be a gofundme or some shit for this guy. He needs a proper scepter, crown etc. He's king of the trees ffs.
>>675475238
Seriously, someone fly him a drone full of food, smokes, and adult magazines.
>>675475233
Fucking kek, mother fucker's doing acrobatics for general amusement
>>675475322
>"Treeman"
His name is Treeking!
>>675475206
>implying we're not all enjoying this
>>675475098
>a fire department without a bucket brigade
Nigger have you been living under a rock?
>>675475312
it's alright i needed the piss taken out
>i'm just upset other people are upset
>>675475365
Dead set we need an entire thread dedicated to anyone in Seattle now to do that.
>>675475441
Actually it was originally "treeman", but he got promoted after sufficient lulz were had
>>675475365
So he can start whacking it only to fall out of the tree and turn this into a rekt thread
>>675475555
check'd
why is it night time already in seattle
>>675475527
>every homeless person starts climbing trees and waving down drones.
Please seattle /b/ros
>>675475736
It's an overcast day you fish's ass.
>>675475736
are you watching the live stream or just the video taken at night?
>>675475527
Multiple anons have checked in at different times, Seattle bro was there for like 5 hours last night and posted in another thread that he would stop and post some more pics on his to work today. A few people were trying to do stuff with drones but got harassed by the cops of course
>>675475478
>trampolines
>>675475750
That would make my fucking life. I'd move back to Seattle for that shit.
>>675475750
Help me , muh sides , I'm hoping he starts wanking and then falls.
>3:1 for him getting rekt
>2:1 against it happening on cam
(cameraguy seems like a pro)
betting nao open
>>675475843
Someone order the KOMO guys a Pizza...
>>675475915
300 on climbing down and being taken away by police.
>>675475934
Legit suggestion
>>675475934
tried to order treeking a pizza but not in US
where can i watch the stream?
>>675476014
any man willing to put up against this gutsy guy
any man?
>>675476089
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>675475914
>like a boss
>TreeKing checking in ...Bout to masterbate just for you /b/ros
>>675476089
try reading the thread.
DRONE BRO
I HAVE A MORA
I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE MY MORA AND PUT IT IN THE CARE PACKAGE
Not as epic as this guy though
>>675476114
getting this
If someone did this in belgium the other day all the cops in the city would be distracted.
>>675475750
top kek
>the internet is doing something
this guy needs to stfu since he identifies the internet as a single entity
>>675476078
Exactly how the fuck are they supposed to get a pizza to him? Unless Dominos has started helicopters that I'm unaware of
>>675476320
kek. virus
/comfy/
http://komonews.com/live/event
/comfy/
http://komonews.com/live/event
/comfy/
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>675476344
>and he would have come down since nobody payed attention
histrionics 101
>>675476407
Hey, maybe just the delivery dude showing up below the tree with a free pizza would convince him to come down.
>>675476407
>>675476320
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?
>>675476320
>flash
it's not got html 5 or w/e jewery works for google
install flash or use chrome
>>675476407
Put it on the trampoline and have someone jump
Captcha: select all pizza
>>675476425
lol, good one.
maybe they block access from outside the US? i also tried it through youtube-dl+mpv
>>675476244
is that smeared shit?
>>675476623
yes
>>675476558
that should work in mpv then, i also tried spoofing another useragent, no luck. any other streams?
>>675476623
Survey says yes
>>675476621
Reporter keeps saying it's live around the world, so I doubt it's blocked anywhere.
>>675476498
I'm fairly sure a free pizza is not enough incentive. Now what they could possibly do is frisbee the pizza from the Macy window, I vote for this plan
>>675476503
Yeah I'm dying from laughter
>>675471994
No forests are mainly a habitat for trees
>>675476621
I'm watching it from Sweden but I think it's under heavy load
Where to order the pizza to? What's the address?
"DED dead" -Tharon KOMO news
>>675476320
OK I was having this same problem but found a simple fix. You're going to need to delete your system32 folder and reboot. Should work after that.
>>675476773
>mpv
I DUNNO WERKS ON MY MACHINE
>>675476621
nah man i'm watching from EU
>>675476859
send it to macy's and put in the comments box tree outside.
>>675476454
I just got here....Do we know who he is? is that why you have a picture of him in a chair? what the shit.
I live in Bellingham WA. Which is roughly a couple hours north of Seattle....If he was just a LITTLE closer i'd totally go check it out...But a 3 and a half hour drive? yeah fuck thatttt.
>>675476859
1601 3rd Ave, Seattle, WA 98181
nearest pizza place
http://clickeats.com/restaurantDetails.php?resid=323&resname=wild-tiger-pizza#tabs|Tabs_Group:details_menu
who is the tree guy talking to
>>675473178
>Some guy showing up in a white coat with an MD isn't going to make any difference
It will if crisis managemeny is literally his job
>>675476859
Treeking apts
9001 kek avenue
Brussels, sprouts
>>675477107
Cops in the Macy's windows.
>>675476859
420 Treeman Lane
Seattle, WA
But seriously I'm pretty sure the people at the local Pizza Hut will know what you're talking about if you say, "that dude whose been in the tree for over a day"
someone on this "vodcast" was complaining about people making suicide jokes
>>675477018
It's a false flag. They're using project blue beam to project the image of a man on the top of a tree when he's actually chilling in a chair around the corner.
>>675477123
really? this guy climbed an 80 foot tree for no reason, do you think he is in a state of mind to be reasoned with?
can we get tree's twitter?
>>675476862
like this?
i want the same drugs as treeking.
>>675477123
No it won't. He doesn't have some magical power to make Treeking suddenly see reason where everyone else has failed.
>>675477197
>Pizza Hut
Nigger pls.
>>675477205
There's quite a lot of crybaby libtards here.
>>675477273
That's amazing anon!
>>675477329
No wonder the stream doesn't work.
>>675477329
10/10
>>675477401
You misspelled people on Tumblr
>just for you TreeKing weed is on the way also
>>675477554
Same thing.
is there a delay on this stream? if he jumps or falls willl they cut it off before we see it?
the fuck is he doing
>>675477386
What's your preference for chain pizza? I'm more of a PapaJohn's guy myself
>>675477379
dehydration, hunger and gravity will eventually succeed
>>675477647
I assume so, but I could be wrong.
>>675477299
@treekingsthrone
@mylimbshurt
@whycantIholdallthesememes
>>675477662
I don't like pizza
"This man knows what he is doing"
Oh, the Asians here.
>he is not a homeless person
>he's not on drugs or alcohol
>he definitely knows what he's doing
Who the fuck does this bitch think she is?
Some cunt is trying to destroy our livestream
>>675477849
"He's smart"
>>675477775
Then don't fucking reply to my post about pizza asshat
what is he doing?
>>675477877
If you ever visited a trap thread you'd know she's right.
>>675477917
He's loyal
>>675477527
don't worry, i disabled librejs on this site and spoof a chrome on windows user agent. still doesn't work. normal flash videos are not a problem and normally streams aren't either.
fuck this, i'm just gonna monitor these threads.
>>675477917
He loyal
>>675477995
>or my son
>>675477995
Oh sorry. i'm a different anon I was just joining the convo
>>675477379
>>675477288
>2016
>implying a Doctor of C.M. doesn't have a tranquilizer gun for the homeless
>implying treeking isn't a minor boss
>not drugging homeless for everyone's benefit
lol where do you guys live where you don't tranq hobos? California? Europoor?
>>675477877
she annoyed me too. the only thing worse than a know it all is a female know it all.
HE FELL
Can we not talk about local Super Hero Phoenix Jones trying to save this dude?
Seattle PD was like what the fuck?
>Their face when
did treeman died?
>>675478188
>>675478228
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/man-in-tree-seattle-macys-mma-superhero-phoenix-jones-032316
>>675478188
your dubs only spread lies
>>675477401
>I don't think people should an hero
>LIBERAL!
>>675478188
LIAR NOT YET
>>675478188
Did he? or is he having a shit?
>>675478338
It's a safe assumption given the location. But it was more about the crying over people making jokes.
>>675476244
wut?
>>675478338
making a joke about something is not the same as advocating it
>>675478102
>again
hes fine, just upside down
This is America, right?
If he was black he wouldn't be in that tree anymore.
They need to fly drones up there with tasers and make this shit like king kong.
>>675477058
I can't find a cheaper place to order pizza. I am from Europe, and 60 USD is a bit too much for a few lulz. Tried Domino's and Pizza Hut, both failed.
More ideas, anon?
>>675478555
Bare assed!!
Is he sucking himself or pissing on his face?
>it might be the middle of the day but the moon came out
Holy fuck I'm in tears
>>675478648
Alas, none.
>>675478629
Yes he would.
>>675478629
Well yeah because we could have lured him down with fried chicken and menthols.
>>675478663
He doesn't have wc in there
>>675478648
>lulz aren't priceless
Kill yourself
>>675478512
>crying
yeah you can't detect tone in text, shithead
>>675478529
once again
>tone
poe dameron's law applies here
>>675478648
Can't put a price on lulz. KOMO news must have pizza.
>>675478809
Yeah you can, it's called reading comprehension.
He's going to jump
DON'T COME DOWN
>>675478809
Like the edge of a KNIFE
>>675478910
once again
>poe dameron's law
>>675478982
CLIMBING DOWN
HE'S GOING DOWN
Treeking may be abandoning the throne.
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
CAMERA GUY IS FALLING BEHIND
>>675476014
looks like this guy was right
what a big waste of time.
Nooooooooo why didn't he fall. He better whip his cock out on live stream at least.
STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL STALL
is it over? is he leaving?
>>675479209
i am out a lot of money...
That was quick as fuck. Willing to consider foily possibilities.
did he shit himself??
>>675479037
Poe's law does not mean all things ever are disingenuous and does not mean tone is undetectable through text
>>675468919
I love you dude.
>>675479365
>Poe's law
>>675479364
probably. been in that tree for 24 hours nigga
>>675473879
This looks like Yui. Is it Yui?
>>675468919
HE'S GOING DOWN !
>>675479290
coming down, but he's communing with the tree first
>>675479365
it means text doesn't convey sarcasm or parody
which is what you said you were doing
so in this case it is applicable
>>675479494
i dunno i'm not a weeb
BOOTS ON THE GROUND
>>675470023
Dead, a true genius he was.
Good eye
he's grounded niggas, pulled on his hat and sat down at the base of the tree
SEND HIM YOUR MEME FORCE
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
TREEKING TREEKING STAY IN YOUR TREE
Your ruling was short but strong. Long live the Treeking.
There's still time, CLIMB BACK UP TREEMAN
>>675479520
he's on the ground, sitting at the base of the tree
He's munchin'.
NOT SINCE EPIC BEARD GUY HAVE I HABBENED WITH YOU ALL
IT WAS A PLEASURE
>>675478629
>black people can't climb
You racist
he looks like charles manson
Go back up Treeking
>>675479990
>but white people can't jump is completely fine
>>675478777
Dammit my subtle lynching joke was too subtle.
Treeking has came down upon us peasants to enjoy his royal dinner, he shall return to his throne shortly younglings.
>>675478529
No shit?
>>675480084
Oh god, I hope he climbs back up.
Runs off climbs a light pole before police can get to him.
>>675480061
racism is an institutional privilege!
or some shit
oh no their gonna strap him to a gernie! run tree king take refuge in the foliage!!
>>675480183
>>675480061
>>675480112
>>675478529
go argue somewhere else butthurt SJW faggots
>>675480280
RUN AND RECLAIM YOUR CROWN AS THE FLEEKING
>>675478777
Underrated post
Also checked
>>675468919
>Treebeard
>HOOMHOM
>NOT SO HASTY
Captcha image: Select ALL THE TREES
HOOOM HOM HOOM HOM HOM HOOOOOOOM
>Reporters boss tells him to stfu since they're actually going to use his live footage.
>lmfao
>>675480183
looks like treeking will be treated to the privilege of an institution.
>>675479937
It has been my privilege
>>675477386
>Nigger Hut
Pizza pls.
And thus the story of man_in_tree concludes.
>>675479605
I think it's Yui. Need this gif without the niggerspeak.
>>675480433
>forgot pic
>>675480311
>stating facts is social justice nao
it's a brave new world and you are the cancer of it
Our king has stepped down from the throne. His ruling was short-lived but oh so rich. We shall sing and drink to his triumphs for many years to come.
WHY DID HE LET HIMSELF GET TAKEN ALIVE
WHY DID THEY SHOOT HIM WHAT THE FUCK
>>675480690
you don't know if there are bombs under that hoodie or not
>>675480690
Obvs not spartan.
tree king is no longer free king
>>675480760
Treeking is a false idol
Sage
>>675480767
>explosives in pooper
treeking is a fag who just wanted to be manhandled by big strong cops
>>675481010
This
treeking has relinquished his throne, and his honor
What just happened
>>675481043
Never forget
>>675480972
Kill yourself
>>675480671
I'll drink to that
>>675481043
treeman *GONE SEXUAL*
>>675481183
He climbed down, had a little nosh, then got on the ambulance gurney
Shout out to Seattle /b/ro for providing on the ground coverage, thank you for your service
would be so funny if he went back up there as soon as they release him
>>675481289
plus side is he now has a place to live
It's been a hot, wet, slippery pleasure, /b/ros.
Saw here: the oppressive white male proceeded to mount, climb and then raped the poor tree alot like what happened to me. He is also a racists since he chose that tree to rape instead of the others.
>and now for tree king to never be forgotten and discussed again
![ALOT2[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/dwqlvCB.png "ALOT2[3].png")
>>675481703
>alot
yes i'm mad
Mfw we need to cut all trees near populated areas now.
In 2 weeks tree king will be mentioned by new fags pretending to be old fags.
>>675481898
we can't let the mentally ill have access to trees
THEY ARE DANGEROUS
>>675481970
PEOPLE in trees are dangerous
