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Mouse that was running around in my workshop is trapped in my garbage. What should I do with it?

1. Cage match with my Yorkie in Bathroom?

2. Let him go?

3. Keep as pet?

4. I don't own a gun so that is out. What about knives?
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Burn the motherfucker alive
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Cage match, make webm
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Keep as pet SandNigger
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Make it your pet and start a mouse army. train them and arm them with knifes.
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Release the mouse. But release it in someone else's house
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>>675468852
insert into anus and shit out, then bite head off.
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Option 1
record it and post
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>>675468986
Rolling
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>>675468852
OP.
Don't keep it as a pet.
Don't kill it.
Just put it in your front garden.
And leave the poor thing.
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If dubs go to store and get balloon, 4chan space program has been long neglected
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thats not even a mouse you retard
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>>675468955
now do it faggot
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Sword of Damocles?
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>>675468852
for inspiration
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>>675468986
this
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Put him in a large area with one mouse trap and take bets here about when he gets it?
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>>675468852
dubs demand a space project
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>>675469550
dubs command it
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Hes actually cuter than I thought
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>>675469664
Put him in the microwave
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Those whiskers though. So cute.
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>>675469664
Get him some water and fruit/veggies.
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>>675469664
Jesus Christ man just fucking realise it into the wild.
Don't be a Cuck.
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>>675469759
Wow, kiddo.
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>>675469811
He was in the garbage since yesterday so I assume hes had lots to eat
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Tie it up and cut its dick off, obviously.
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Jerking it off
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2
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>>675469664
drown him in vodka
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>>675469138
Yes.
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>>675469759
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>>675469759
rolling for this.

>trips and dubs say yes
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>>675468852
Deer mice bite. Violently.
You won't get to enjoy anything about this critter, go to Petco and biy a 4 dollar white mice, this strain handles and befriends extremely well.
Throw the deer mouse out at least 5 miles away from the house.
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>>675469866
Nope No death by Radiation
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keep it as a pet
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Crush it in a vice. Slowly.
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>>675469082
rolling for this
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>>675470092
Dont have any, wife's favorite drink. Straight and I wont drink it unless orange juice or Clamato are in house
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keep as pet!
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Op, this thread is lame as fuck. Either kill yourself or the mouse or gtfo
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>>675468852
microwave it
post webm
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>>675470300
Space program.
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>>675470271
Nope too cruel.

>>675470276
I cant think of anyone I hate this much to do this to
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>>675470332
Faggot
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>>675468852
if it's a male, get it a bunch of female mice to fuck.

it it's a female, tie it down and shove a q-tip inside of it.
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>>675470504
>why /b/ needs feminism
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>>675470441
Pussy
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>>675468852
If you want to be a monster then listen to all these low in the gene pool fags who would love to fuck their own sisters.

Or just release him, he means no harm. He was hungry and if you take care of him you make a new friend.
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>>675469082
This :)
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>>675470365
I have to admit, this appeals to me.

I even have some of those huge "zeppelin" balloons and other huge ones because Im a looner.

Helium would probably be around $200 though
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>>675470681
Based anon
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>>675470507
>>675470507
ROLLLLL
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Let him go
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>>675470681
Let him bite you and get sick faggot
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Hes a little cute motherfucker. Love him and keep him as your own. Or better yet just let him out like any person would do, werido
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Put a tube up your ass and let him crawl in
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>>675470619
newfags please leave.

i miss old /b/
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>>675470743
Do it. Space Program! Let Mousebro join Frogbro and hummingbro in Space.
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>>675470681
I actually HAVE fucked both my sisters.

He was in my garage, eating grass seed, so he wasn't hungry
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Teach him kung fu to a 8th dan black belt grade and leave him alone with 4 turtles. Come back in 10 years to see what have they learned from each other.
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>>675470792
I feel like you are trying to communicate. I don't speak incest hillbilly talk.
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>>675470792
Ive had my rabies shots, got bit by an abandoned kitten some shit head left at the golf course where I worked.
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Space program, but I think it's time we expand on the recovery/retrieval aspect of our launches.
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He's just a hungry rat. Feed him a bit, and monitor him to make sure he ain't sick with some shit. Pet him a bunch to try and take him.

You can have a little friend anon c:
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>>675470792
I can just picture was a lonely loser you much be. Cruel to small animals to take out your frustrations because you're too much of a raging faggot to try shit with another human. I bet you were picked on as a kid and your mom is probably your bff.
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>>675468852
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>>675468852
If you're gonna release it into the wild, at least arm it first.
>Duct-tape a small knife to its back, let it go.
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>>675471022
Isn't that a hamster?
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>>675470681
Go back to your trap thread or leave /b/.
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>>675468852
Space programme!
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>>675471073
This
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>>675470743
Helium costs. But what does not cost too much is a home-made cannon. A big one. With a "bullet" being a capsule.
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>>675471033
I'm pretty sure he meant op. You guys really are some overreacting kids
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>>675471107
You newfags are all the same. Wearing women's clothing because daddy said you look prettier when he fucks your boypussy.
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http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/006cxPuGgw1ey9vm9qu9eg308o06mu0y.gif

>rolling for this
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>>675471394
Are you some kind of sandnigger? Or do you just act dumb? Go back to your trap thread if you can't handle animals being hurt you little sissy
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cum on it
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>>675471090
Pet Rodents are pretty much the same, I've had mice, hamsters, and rats.
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>>675468955
Checked. Deliver OP
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>>675471247
I used to fly model rockets and still have all of them, plus some huge multistage D powered ones
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>>675471599
Oh no, an edgy newfag trying to troll people who have compassion for animals. But lets see if you have balls edgy teen. Post a pic of your face here with a time stamp. If not, then your daddy did raise a good little bitch.
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Tie him up on a balloon, and let him fly away.
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>>675471394
Fucking kek

>>675471599
Quit being edgy fag, it's just a rat, it can't defend itself and doesn't know any better. If it's hungry, it gets food as best as it can.
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>>675468852
Don't be an asshole. Just bring it down the street and let it go.
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>>675471887
Ohh shit hahahaha savage!!
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open chest with knife while mouse is still alive, then put finger inside and go to the stomach
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>>675471394
The correct spelling is "boipussy" you oldfag.

By the way, this is the OP and I am a Bi crossdresser

Im the one on the left
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>>675471394
>>675471599
>>675471887
Top quality banter right here bois. Goes good with my lunch.
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>>675468852
Let it go in a safe place. Give him some water and food first.
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>>675470326
3edgy5me
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>>675470177
In that case, keep the deer mouse. Why would you want some pussy mouse pet? I mean, it's already a feminine pet to begin with but at least it's aggressive. Why would you want a pussy feminine pet?
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Space program, faggot.
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>>675468852
How do you decide?
TRIPS PLZ
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>>675472155

Dubs wins
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Jerk him off
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>>675472071
Face and time stamp you reject trap queen.
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spray paint him.
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Beat the commies and send the mice to space.

The people have spoken, also my dubs.
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trips say to let it go
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>>675472422
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>>675471887
Somebody needs a dance break.
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>>675472155
Yes!! You are soo nice
very good guy
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>>675472071
Take a look at the filename in EXIF. same camera as the mouse picture.
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>>675472513
What the fuck dude?
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>>675471807
Rockets would be also a good idea. But very complicated. It depends on you which way would you like to choose.
Both ways are I believe pioneer. But the rocket thing would earn you a place in 4chan hall of fame forever.

With a rocket I would like to remind - any irregular distribution of mass along the axis of the rocket could fuck up the trajectory. The mouse could be a little problem. But what for do we have duct tape...

This would be Mousin Gagarin. And if so, don't forget to add all the USSR symbols.
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kill that thing or let it run
who cares
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>>675472599
how do you find the EXIF?
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>>675472599
>>675472699
check'd
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>>675472705
roll
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>>675472744
4chan removes EXIF data from images before posting them.
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>>675468852
Let her Go outside. This is a wonderful PET.
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>>675472071
you aint doing shit you attention seeking newfag. You just want people to see you suck a dick!
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>>675471070
>Helicopter mode initiated
>Thrusters at full capacity
>Rotors engaged
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>>675472155
Good idea
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>>675472705
I own a lot of them, I got when the owner of a toy store decided to retire.

She gave me them for cost, at around 33% of retail.

The best ones were all the hard to find "Centuri" models. Some are still brand new in packages and the one I built never flew due to the trouble I put into the painting them correctly.

I have a Cinerok which has an 8mm film camera which I flew only twice.

Here is my pic with my xhamster account. Go look at my exploits there
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>>675473070
Ur sick this is stupid... I Hope u become this in ur life
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>>675472155
DUBS WINS
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Let it free or keep it as pet.
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>>675468852
Omfgg op if dubz eat that fuking thing pls op
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>>675469789
Use scissors to cut of whiskers
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>>675473025
I said I traps and crossdressed at thats the proof.

I know people on 4chan have trouble with proof so I gave some.

otherwise, go away.
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>>675473337
Ok, would you post a photo of a space-conquering rocket? Or, better, a webiste with some information about it?
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>>675474155
Thats a good idea, I cant see how Id get it to stay still while I did that without hurting it.
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>>675474507
My batch included a Saturn V from them I never got to building. Some collector offered me $500 years ago for it but by then I had sold most of my LP collection and my bikes, so I didnt need the money
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>Only you are currently able to see this post
>Keep calm, and respond with "fly safe Belgium" to see more
>You may save the image being displayed, as long as you repost it in another thread and reply, "Thanks, Brussel."
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>>675474847
fly safe belgium
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>Thanks, Brussel
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FLY SAFE BELGIUM
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>>675474847

Mods.
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>>675474847
Fuck this shit. You ruined this thread. It was about to get interesting with all those rockets and stuff.
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>>675474847
This went 0 to 100 real quick
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MODS
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>Thanks Brussel
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>>675474507
I do have a "payload" version that has a plastic section under the balsa wood nosecone.

I used to do "scratch" builds. That is build one completely from materials, following my own plans.

I needed to make it lighter, so I used a latch to make a hollow nose cone out of cedar


Mouse is still there. I gave it some water and found a puddle of dog pee on floor. He is so excited to have a mouse around he peed the floor in excitement
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>>675468852
swallow it whole
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>fly safe belgium
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>>675475277
Put the mouse in your dog's ass.
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>>675475315
I'll swallow you whole!
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>>675474847
>>675475036
>>675475214


Well, someone sure took a big steaming dump in this thread. Assholes.

As a guy who's two sister were molested, I take massive offense at this. They are still dealing with these trust issues decades later.

Hope you fucking happy
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>>675475551
Nobody gives a fuck faggot, fuck iff
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>>675475551
Well damn. Lack of cp is not going to unrape them.
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>>675473025
And if I gave you my user name to where I post, you'd be all over it like flies on shit.
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>>675475277
SPACE PROGRAM

DO IT FGT
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>>675473070
Wow. You have this saved in a folder? You should sort your life out mate.
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THANKS BRUSSEL
FLY SAFE BELGIUM
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>>675475936
Fuck off newfag, gtfo of my board

Inb4 LE EDGY
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>>675475989
He's some kind of edgelord.

Were all 2016, he's 2000late
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>>675473070
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>>675476088
Nice dubs.
Wtf does fly safe belgium mean though? Some kind of instagram hashtag?
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>>675475390
You might like that, putting in your own ass, Mr Hands
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>>675476576
remember that
always and forever
>rip timmy
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>>675476576
The first thing is, if it doesnt run away, its sick or injured.
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OK Im going to keep it as a pet for a few days in a rubbermaid container.

We'll pic this up inm a few days.
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>>675477426
In meantime...

Prepare a rocket for launch. Be a hero /b/ needs.
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>>675476576
That is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
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