Why can't men handle funny women?
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Why can't men handle funny women?
>>675437632
If they existed, we'd be able to.
Because she isn't funny
>>675437632
go to bed Amy you're drunk
>>675437690
/thread
>>675437632
I believe that every human being should have a restraining order against Amy "The Cunt" Schumer
>>675437690
>>675437704
>>675437737
>my point literally proved
is it because you're virgins or because you're penis's are too small?
>>675437632
Didn't like Amy when she was in Last Comic Standing. Don't like her now.
>>675437883
You haven't provided any evidence of anyone being funny, you're just saying that people calling you on your shit proves your point.
Literally shit tier trolling.
>>675437632
Is there one behind shamoo
>>675437883
It's because she makes horrible rips on herself. Oh ha...ha... you called yourself a slut. again. for the fourth time. ha...ha...
rebel wilson is hilarious
>>675438100
only seen her in that singing movie Didn't like that movie so I can't say anything until I see her again in another movie/show.
>>675437632
>funny
>90% of jokes are just sex, her going to bars
Shes just extroverted as hell with her sexuality. Because of that women see her as empowering. And when guys dont like her apparently its cause they cant handle her success. Not that shes unoriginal and unfunny. I liked her early stuff, then she sorta proved that was all she had to put on the table. All of her shows are the same.
>>675437632
I think that men prefer a funny woman than a boring one, but ok, looks like common sense it's not so common
>>675437982
millions of people find her funny and you cant think of one reason why not. who is the troll now?
>>675438100
>guys I'm fat
>you can laugh now
This 'comic' is a bitch. Trashy cunt.
>>675438239
You sound so fucking beta.
So women can't talk about sex because you don't get any?
>>675438245
And this is because men have to improve their social skills or else they won't get laid, start a relationship, and have children. Women just have to look good, and nowadays thats not even true.
>>675438280
>millions of people
Cool anecdotal evidence.
The burden of proof is on you to prove she IS funny, as you're making the initial claim.
Are you even trying?
>>675437632
Most comedians develop their humour as a defence mechanism during adolescence. As an adult they're career is built on them never dropping this defense, they can never genuinely connect with those around them and are generally lonely people with superficial friends.
It's less attractive in women than in men.
>>675438280
>millions
>billions in the US alone
Millions of people think the matrix is real, millions of people are Scientologists. Everyone In this thread though doesn't seem to find her funny except you.
>>675438280
>Every joke is about her having sex
>>675437632
>>675438280
Move along, /b/oys. Just ignore OP's thread; it will die. This is shit-tier b8.
/thread
sage
>>675437632
I can, Wanda Sykes funny when she isnt talking race shit
Ellen DeGeneres funny when she isn't talking gay shit.
Sarah Silverman funny when she isn't talking feminism shit.
Do you just have sand in your vagina that no one likes that pig schumer??
>>675438461
>mechanism
>adolescence
>As an
>genuinely
>superficial
>trying this hard
>on 4chan
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>>675438464
>Millions of people think the matrix is real
no they dont just you and your sad leather coat wearing autistic friends
>>675438477
>clearly hasn't watched any of her sets
>>675438412
>hur dur i dnt find her fony cos she is woman who haz sex unlike me
that is literally what your saying
>>675438663
I stopped after Last Comic Standing
because they're too fat to wrap yer arms around.
>>675437632
implying she is funny
>>675437632
https://youtu.be/Qv0eWN8v_tg
>>675438512
/thread
>>675438623
Ok
“Comedy can often be a defensive posture against depression,”
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/deal-comedians-depression/story?id=24945911
>>675438738
her comedy career has gone from strength to strength since
>>675438707
>you're a virgin, and you're a virgin, and you're a virgin
Cool projecting, bro. Shitty premise for the thread, literally zero evidence of her being funny (as is your claim to prove as the claimant), and any rebuttal against you is automatically due to virginity or sex. Yawn. Enjoy being a cuck faggot, trying harder and harder to genuinely find people like Amy Schumer entertaining in the vain hope you yourself can be set free from your virginity. I'm out.
>>675437632
Because we expect more from women than juvenile frat boy humor.
We expect more from male comics too, but we're used to being disappointed by them.
>>675438833
Underrated post
>>675437632
She isnt fucking funny, she's just an annoying cunt
>>675438833
/thread
>>675438940
From what I saw then, I really doubt it. But I'm willing to watch something of hers just to see.
>>675438833
>>675439079
The post isn't getting any attention because it sucks.
Also
>possible samefag
>>675439109
/unthread
Now, GTFO
>>675438833
>>675439170
Hello OP.
>>675438833
Holy shit, she fails the delivery of the joke where it's not even funny anymore.
>>675438512
Actually,...
Hm. That's all true anon. Agreed. I guess I find people funnier when they aren't soapboxing.
>>675438301
>implying fat people arent fun to laugh at
>>675438833
you do know all the claims she stole jokes were retracted?
everyones just trying to steal her fame.
>>675439203
wtf? you can't /unthread!
>>675437632
Is that supposed to be a funny woman?
I just see a joke stealing human Ms. Piggy face
>>675437632
She isn't fucking funny, just fat and stupid - that trump lady you silly american cunts have on tv is funny, even her hair is funny
women are funnier than men
>>675438833
Dubs speak the truth.
Also /thread
Fuck you OP
This is bait. Even still I'm DTF with Amy, she'll make some hilarious joke after I cum about how small my penis is and we'll both eat junk food after. Win-win.
>>675439587
Women are sexier than men to attract mates
Men are funnier than women to attract mates
If you are a woman, the only reason why men laugh at your jokes is because they think you're hot. You succeeded in being attractive.
>>675437632
Name one funny woman..
>>675438833
she really is fucking shit.
>>675439382
[citation needed]
Claims came from like 5 different people, so I'd like to see them all retracting their claim.
>>675438707
Omg, you're dumb as fuck. Don't you know what the burden of proof is??
>>675438991
I bet he doesn't even know the word "rebutt"
Wait, there was a time that Amy Schumer WASN'T a walking tub of lard?!
>>675439587
That's incorrect. Comparing who's the funniest between men and women is unfair. We have different brains.
>>675439587
I'm a woman and this is false. kys
Who is Maria Bamford?
Educate yourself y'all
>>675440126
Well is she attractive?>>675439587
>>675440650
No but she's rich.
>>675440630
Underrated post
>>675437632
Nicole arbour is funnier then her
>>675440604
Tits or gtfo
>>675440737
Then theres your answer
>>675440774
>wut is a trap
>>675437632
There are plenty of funny women (like Natalie from CommunityChannel on YouTube). The problem is that the examples given by faggots like you are always obnoxious, unfunny banshees who's brand of comedy is based on trying to act like vulgar men. It's not funny and frankly it's pathetic and embarrassing.
>>675440604
hahaaha your hilarious
>>675440818
not a woman you walking talking mental illness
>>675440866
See and i'm more comedic then schumer
>>675438280
Millions of people find pewdiepie funny.
Go kill yourself please
>>675440911
tug tug tug
>>675440960
RA TA TA TA TA TA
>>675440942
yh but your a woman and women are funnier than men
>>675438991
Aaand you took the bait
rosey o donnel is another sexy funny woman that men (e.g. trump) cant handle
>>675441055
>am I really a woman though?
>no one would lie on the internet
>would they?
>>675441114
She sure was funny when I was taking money out of her fatass pockets
I love funny women.
It's one of the main things I look for in a woman... a good sense of humour, and can make me laugh effortlessly.
Amy Jewmer is not funny.
At all.
I have a few girls in my class (we just finished our college) that are some of the funniest people I have ever seen.
I think it's just when a bunch of guys are together that they cant handle women on stage being funny.
>>675438100
Checked. And yeah, she's actually pretty funny when she's not making fat jokes
>>675437632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7yMlxtfdPM
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mLqhjsPfWo
i think this proves my point.
>>675441114
Don't talk bad about Trump, shit head!
>>675441148
what would you achieve?
>>675437632
The only women I have ever found funny was from mad tv.
>>675441661
point proved.
confirmed for hilarious
Amy Shumer isn't funny she's a bitch I like to watch Japanese cartoons I'm no fool
I can handle all types of women, I just don't find the women suggested here to be funny.
Now Nicole Arbour I have a lot of time for.
Pic related, it's Nicole Arbour
>>675441862
yeah that sketch with amir blumenfeld back in 2008 was quite hilarious. my point was that she completely ripped it off.
>>675441983
nicole is an abusing cunt.
>>675442140
Much butthurt. Very wow.
>>675442386
butthurt because im speaking the truth?
>>675442613
no because your butthurt
Didn't she rape? Like isn't she the rapist who did a standup bit about how she raped some passed out drunk guy to a room full of feminists? Why do you like rape op? Is it the only way you can feel empowered like this stronk wymen?
>>675438633
Fuck you... My coat is nice.
>>675443612
it was in '99 not anymore
i am in love with her
>>675444633
she nasty
Everyone is overlooking the crucial fact that its very important we all like the same things.
My girlfriend is more funny than any of these women and all she had to do is send me a picture of a toaster with "bath bomb" written on the side of it.
>>675445868
>gf
sure m8
Amy is super funny.
>>675437632
wrong
>assuming she's funny and doesn't steal from real comedians
>>675446304
they all retracted their claims retard
>>675437632
>>675438707
But anon.. You're wrong this time.
>>675438100
I want to smash her so hard, Amy Schumacher is hot too but I like my blonde girls nice and fat
>>675446723
licking those rolls of fat
>>675447465
>>675447538
a man can dream
>>675446300
>>675447674
>>675447329
great argument reatrdo but no it is you who is wrong and all your circle jerking faggot mysoginistic 'friends'
Has there ever been a comedian funnier than Tim and Eric?
I like the weird ones, like steven wright
Any female weird ones?
Not Amy Schumer.
And nothing misandric please.
>>675437632
we can't handle photoshop, piglet
>>675437632
Because they aren't funny but they steal jokes from funny men like Patrice O'Neal
>>675437632
False narrative.
Schumer isn't funny, but plenty of other women are and we handle then just fine.
>>675438940
Except for that part where she stole jokes
>>675448255
they all retarcted there statements of accusations of joke stealing reatrd watch the fucking news every now and again
>>675437865
>>675439382
Because she paid them off. But the proof is right there for everyone to see. She steals jokes
>>675439482
That's power son,
That's power.
>>675437632
because we're too busy laughing at how fat they are
>>675448444
>>675447465
i would smash both amy and rebel
>>675437632
They can. Why don't you post a picture of a funny woman who isn't also a megacunt, and see how they react.
>>675448381
except she didnt. when you get famous people become very bitter and jealous of you.
>>675437632
because that feminist dyke isnt funny duh
>>675438196
She was in an episode of workaholics where they go to the juggalo gathering, she was kinda funny in that one but it was still just about being a fat whore
trust me i can handle funny women. but i don't the std known as sjw cunt
>>675444905
they talk about equality but how many male comedians have to show their abs or ass for fans. ZERO!!!!! But you see shit like this and they want us to see them on par with male comedians?! Fuck those bitches and their pussy pass
and of course they had to ruin ghostbusters in the process.
>>675448125
>>675437883
penis envy. nt qt
>>675449493
she's so hawt i want to eat her sweaty ass crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XS0jWdEgWs
>>675438100
> rebel wilson is fat and that's hilarious
Ftfy
>>675449081
>>675438833
BUSTED.
How the fuck can she claim she didn't steal jokes when they're blatant rip-offs?!
It's so fucking obvious.
if this thread does not die soon ill bring my homie linus!
>>675449677
you done it now, linus is coming..
>>675437883
>>675449792
i warned u faggots!
>>675438623
>>675442386
You talking in memes just shows youre a fucking idiot
inb4
>much butthurt. very wow.
>>675441983
who the fuck is this?
yes, i read her name, but have never heard of her.
>>675449965
>>675449272
>how many male comedians have to show their abs or ass for fans
because men get by on their talent, not by their looks. which is ironic, as female professionals in any field want to be taken seriously, but then will show tits & ass as a shortcut to popularity.
and let's face it, with the male comics, them showing off their bodies wouldn't do them any favors; we ain't talking Chippendale dancers here.
Amy is nowhere near as hot as that faggot with the black wig and strange looking cock
>>675437632
"funny"
Ugly fat white gorilla lady is not funny. Gilda Radner is funny.
>>675450763
Wanda Sykes?
>>675440960
pewdiepie isn't a girl that's why he's funny
>>675449251
Women aren't funny faggot.
>>675449773
she looks so sexy when shes fat and run down
>>675440960
millions of people are morons
i can't handle funny women because 90% of women are fucking unfunny cunts.
is she even a jew? schumer sounds like a naziname.
>>675444633
from that thumbnail, with her teeth showing and the her hair the way it is, she kinda looks like the donkey from shrek when he puts his ears back
female comics have to be naked to get any kind of attention
>>675437632
Why do you keep posting this
Hitchens already had the final word on this
>>675451401
even the dolls are crying..
>>675451262
fuck - the way she lumbers forward
>>675451498
and now he's dead.
>>675451396
lol
>>675437632
If we don't like what you are selling we don't buy it. The blame doesn't lie with the consumer.
>>675451401
>>675444633
>>675444905
>>675451396
Quit your bitching. Women are funny but men are better at it.
>>675451510
the film behind her, "Trainwreck".
sometimes pictures do say a 1000 words...
>>675451693
hows Econ 103 going
me and your mother are so proud of you.
What is this 4chan board site?
>>675451244
So does Schneider. And Sandler.
I just watched Natasha Rothwells episode of the Characters and i havent laughed this hard in months. Women are great comedians. Bitches like Schumer and Lately are not great comedians
>>675451978
ask michael schumer. he is a german and a vegetable rite now. i know shes a jew goddammit
>>675451939
But you died...
>>675451401
It's sad, I watched her when she started having tv on rare occasions. She actually didn't look all bad. But then she got alot of attention then became ms. piggy
>>675451825
>>675451396
shrek isnt a donkey retard
>>675438381
Do you even read people's posts, or are you just responding to the voices that whisper in your head? For real, you seem to have no concept of reading comprehension.
>>675437632
Probably because all funny female comics have to act like men to get a laugh. Christopher Hitchens was onto this shit.
>>675451921
>>675448899
Proof?
>>675437632
Because they don't exist
>>675452186
>>675452482
its in the pudding
>>675447674
and have nightmares
>>675452929
Kek.
>>675447538
my cholesterol just went up 20 points looking at this picture.
>>675452929
>>675437632
Who said I can't handle funny women? Nigger my girl is funny as hell
>>675440604
Im a woman and i can confirm that a woman would never say that.
>>675439382
would still hate-fuck this demented cow!
then cum in mouth and slap her!
god she makes me angry and horny at the same time!
>>675453150
What exactly is a funny woman ?
Name me one . Show me an example.
You guys are so autistic. People find pewdiepie and amy funny you know why? Because people have different senses of humor god damn.
ITT newfaggots taking tasty bait
>>675453451
>>675452981
lol but no they would be wet dreams
>>675453257
whats this chicks name? shes fucking hot i wanna bang her pussy hard.
Coz
>>675439587
You're right, it's hilarious how retarded most women are. Always a good laugh.
>>675453852
>>675454854
is her name a number?
>>675447538
I just puked up a little glazed donut in my mouth.
>>675442613
Lol I'll talk however I want faggot.
>>675450490
Some unfunny twat famous for making a video bashing hamplanets and abusing her ex boyfriend
Stealing all your material makes you funny?
Yeah, since she steals all the good stuff to use as her own. So yeah she's funny to the ignorant people.
>>675452241
>donkey from shrek
Reading comprehension when?
>>675442386
Saved for future cringe threads
>>675437632
>Why can't men handle funny women?
Restraining orders.
>>675437632
What funny women? There are none
>>675437632
I'd handle the fuck out of Amy
>>675450191
That image depresses me.
It implies that someone got called a virgin so many fucking times he got so assblasted he had to craft that image himself for future responses.
He must be a broken man.
>>675437632
What I find annoying about women comedians is they try way too hard to be like the men. And it comes off desperate and needy (prime adjectives of women).
Stop trying to act like men and women are equal. Nothing is 50/50. Men are smarter, stronger on average. That's evolution. Odds are one gender was going to dominate over the other.
My favorite funny woman is Kristen Schall, and that's more for t the characters she plays than the stand-up I haven't seen. Pic related, her best character.
didnt schumer basically brag about raping a drunk guy and feminists both applauded it and swept it under the rug?
