theres currently a man in an 80 ft tree in downtown seattle right now.
you can watch it at http://komonews.com/live/event
bump 4 treeman
hes not doing anything yet tho
>>675343524
http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
>So far he has refused to come down and has thrown an apple at medics
he's been "flipping the bird" as well i think
this is entertaining
>>675344239
this certainly puts Brussels in perspective
>>675344239
>thrown an apple at medics
I hope he didn't bring any wooden barrels up to throw at the docs.
Someone needs to call a plumber before this gets out of hand.
>>675345924
Fug off
When you get mad because your wifi signal is shit so you climb a tree and find out that trees don't have wifi.
This explains why he is throwing apples and cursing the name of steve jobs.
Man about to smoke an 80 foot tree in Atlanta right now.
>>675347536
So snoop on an average tuesday?
i dont want to look away just in case he decides to an hero
is he refusing to get down? stuck?
looks like he's skinnin a joint
>>675348151
We need a Seattle bro to hide around the corner and yell DO IT FAGGOT.
I have no doubt that /b/ros are in range.
Someone get a precise loc please?
lol looks like he's putting leaves in his pocket for cushion when he falls
>>675348502
kek
This is next to a Macy's store, Seattle bros report in
>>675348486
Im in Kirkland no way I have enough time to drive there...
I might head on over to watch. I'm 20 mins away and my bus drops me off a block grow where this is happening.
rekt webm when
how long has he been up there now?
am I gonna get 2 see a hippie fall out of a tree live, or just watch a hippie live in a tree..like normal.
>>675348883
We're counting on you to kill this guy anon.
The world is yours.
Someone begin recording?
>>675348883
Go shake that fucking tree. Or ram a car in to it or summit
>>675349203
I'm not going to yell shit at him I will stare and try to establish eye contact and will him to jump in my mind
Oh hes getting mad.
>>675349473
Force be with you.
what's the weather like over there? Windy?
>>675349611
Some times, Today it was light rain with some sunshine.
>>675349473
the key is to find someone he loves bring them there and start raping them in front of him, he will lose concentration, then balance, done.
someone get a drone up there
he's throwing sticks?
he's regretting not bringing a hammock right now
>>675350314
I want him to jump.
Fucking nothing ever happens around here.
seattle, that's America right?
why don't they just shoot him down?
I think he's gonna pass out in the tree.
Looks like he's trying to find a comfy balanced spot, I reckon he'll find it get to comfy and slip.
I can only hope, this has my attention better than any of the gash on netflix.
>>675350688
He isn't a cat
I just want him to climb down and get some help.
>>675349576
Ok I'm jumping in the shower. Then it's 15 mins to bus stop, bus arrives every 15 mins so anywhere from 45 min to an hour before I make it there. Keep the thread alive. Will post pics with time stamp.
If he was going to jump he'd have jumped by now.
He could quite easily fall though. it can't be comfy up there.
>>675350958
don't bother showering.
srsly no-one will care.
>>675350901
OH MY FUCK HE MOVED AROUND
>>675350958
erm, ok mate. whatever.
>>675350958
Bump for you anon
>>675350989
From what I saw, he threaten to jump earlier.Which is why the Firefighters aren't going up the latter anymore
he has a beard so it must be some kind of terrorist action.
>>675351063
you can't go and see a man in a tree without showering first
do a flip faggot
>>675350958
ye fuck man you aint gonna smell worse than that dirty hippie in the tree
and if all goes to plan he's gonna smell a fuck ton worse cracked open on the pavement
use a tranq gun, knock his ass out and let him fall like a wild animal
Great, I can watch a dude halfway around the world 80ft up in tree live. What a time to be alive
Anyone with money near this dude up for paying for a plane to write a message in the sky
>Do it faggot
can't they plant a tree right next to it with a special police force hidden in it?
>>675351621
Tranq gun?
This is real, did you know? not a computer game
>>675351621
If he was gonna jump, he'd have jumped already. We all know he's just hungry for attention at this point.
thought it was time 2 jump then
sending the squad
I'm tempted to drive up to seattle. I live in butter fucked portland.
>>675352067
yes when he grabbed his balls i thought he was going down
>>675351987
waiting for him to slip, need rain to increase
>>675351987
ye i'm just hoping he slips tbh
>>675351763
you never heard of a tranquilizer gun?
why dont they use the firehose, get the fucking hippie all wet, they hate water just like cats
>>675352158
>>675352272
Super unlikely.
>>675352145
ye ikr shoulda screen capd dat ball grab
hope the camera moves with his body if he falls so can see impact :/ disappointing otherwise
>>675352365
You ever hear a tranquilizer gun being used against a human?
>>675352365
the real world doesn't work like calling duty young man
is he playing a harmonica? or rolling a joint?
>>675352583
Why would he fall? It's not hard to just sit in a tree. And even if he has a stroke or something, he's probably going to get stuck on the branches instead of falling all the way down.
>>675352804
Considering this is Seattle we're talking about, I'm pretty sure he's rolling a joint
>>675343524
>http://komonews.com/live/event
come on tree man.
>>675352604
should be. A new non-lethal weapon that the police can use.
Why can't they just get him they have that cherry picker right fucking next to him. Is he actually threatening to jump or are the rescuers too pussy to go get him?
>>675343524
i used to fuck a girl who lived in a tree.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675353289
Faggot
>>675352997
Asking why someone would fall is such a dumb question it doesn't deserve an answer. As for having a stroke i'm pretty sure his limp stroked out body would fall out of that tree straight to the floor.
Seattlebro repoting back in. Shower complete, sorry for the delay. Leaving my house right now.
>>675353174
I think he is taking a shit seriously right now.
Did he break the branches off at the top, or was it like that before he landed there?
>>675353289
>phoenix floe
so fucking sexy, poast more please
>>675353480
get in there
>>675353557
he was snapping them off, making it more like home think he's gonna settle there
>>675353557
Sauce?
>>675353480
>Shower complete
good work anon, now go get that tree man
>>675353480
Calling bullshit.
Some white guy climbed a tree.
Send everyone.
Even the helicopter, sir?
EVERYONE.
>mfw when America does not have glue guns
fucking plebs
>>675353784
Seattle there
>>675353480
tell him jump mother fucker jump like that gay song anyway he seems sad.
go in there as a mediator make some shit up about you been a depressed faggot too.
Become a local heroe
>>675354000
noice
JUMPING 7IME
>>675354075
sounds like you have bipolar man
Does this random tree have some significance? Is it bad if it gets destroyed?
>>675343524
>>675343524
>>675343524
Cant wait until he has to poop
>>675354000
Well post pics then or stop lying.
>>675354347
I think he just did
>>675354346
Not that I know of, but he ruined it so fucking much they are gonna cut it down.
>>675354346
its a freedom tree, national treasure or something. unlikely to be chopped down to save a mans live.
>>675354346
ye fuck dat human being I <3 the tree
There are more trees on the planet that have not been climbed, than trees that have been climbed.
This tree has been climbed.
>>675354307
nah I just felt sad for the guy on the tree, he seems sad and we are waiting for the jump, wich he almost did.
Is there any back story to this at all? Like is that tree gonna be taken down and he's trying to save it? Did he claim he was gonna kill himself? Or did he just get super high and climb up there for no reason?
Someone should start a donation campaign for this guy.
So he can have a tree house.
>>675354518
For real? A freedom tree? I wonder what country Seattle is in...
>>675354665
>this tree has been climbed
your pic related?
you climbed dat tree?
>>675354732
He did it for internet fame.
>>675354732
pretty sure he's just high
>>675343524
OH FUG HE"S LIGHTIN THAT SHIT
>>675354874
'Merica the only country to grow its freedom on trees rofl
>>675354732
not sure but even that high you wouldn`t try to clime a tree, also he has incredible balance.
>>675355012
Looks like hes getting higher now
>>675354732
His Mother threw him out of the basement.
Pretty sure he's smoking weed, also now there's someone trying to negotiate....
well this is the slowest wank i've had all day
They took his lighter
Well he definitely looks like the type of guy to climb a tree.
>>675355556
>55556
that must hurt anon
>>675343524
>>675343524
Whats he throwing? Money?
is he paying property tax.?
Looks like hes being taxed.
nice toss retard
mofo climbin down
IT'S OOOOOVEEEEER!!!
They look to be luring him down the tree by throwing either weed or cigarettes on lower branches deliberately...
they are throwing drugs below him so he climbs down to get it. pretty smart
>>675343524
>>675343524
If he goes back up.
Well know hes from the internet.
Booo hes climing down
He's going back up
is he climbing back up?
>>675355981
Yes
>>675355858
the guy is American, all they have to do is tell him he is not being patriotic.
>>675355981
yes what the hell did the nogotiator threw at him ?
>>675352772
>Calling Duty
I wonder if anon is tripping on LSD or 25i or something.
the drugs have been received
at what height is he?
If there's any /b/Ros in that crowd, wave!
lmao thanks for the cigs negotiator
Lol he totally changed his mind about getting out of the tree when he noticed a crowd finally gathering.
>>675352772
but fuck does that guy know how to climb did you guys see that shit he climbed in less then a minute to the top.
>>675343524
Maybe he just wanted to climb the tree.
Why do people make such a huge issue about shit like this, if he falls and dies it's his own fault, everyone else should just fuck off
#whitepeople
>>675343524
jesus the english language as demonstrated here >>675344239 has degraded so much in the us.
>>675356415
65 - 70 feet above the street
>>675356545
Exactly. Everyone wants to see him fall and die.
>>675356479
He just climbed down to grab that smoke.
>awesome catch by ladder dude, also
Apparently he has been up there since 11:30am
>sauce
http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
>>675356479
true also the mexican guy knows he is on /b/ or live the worker the negotiator seems to be scared shitless, but the tree guy is just like thinking about life or something.
>>675356545
he fucking rekt the top of the tree, this nigga goin to prison
>>675356608
#MyLanguage
>you don't know yours
>>675356415
about 80 feet above sea level
>>675356938
fuckin kek
>>675348957
Kek
>>675356871
Yea he's super chill he knows what he's doing.
>>675357011
Why? It's wrong, and not even witty.
Do there really need to be two guys on the ladder?
>>675357159
fuck off, your opinion sucks
>>675357214
One is a backup negotiator in case the first one gets pineconed.
>>675357214
Apparently
>>675357159
never go in an hostage situation without backup
WHY DONT YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE MY FRIEND
>>675357214
maybe because they don`t know if he is armed but anyway that tree seems safer than that ladder, they could just have put the ladder on the tree, and when you wish to come down or something.
>>675357254
>confusing AGL with ASL
>thinking all land is at sea level
Dumb as shit...
I don't get it, just like a cat. He got up there by himself, leave him alone and he'll come down eventually.
is that his steph ladder?
fuck hes getting down
>>>>675355858
So hes a troll.
>>675357669
Nigger are you fucking serious right now? I knew it was bait, I thought it was funny, I replied kek.
Fuck. Off.
>>675357680
local government is obliged to keep its citizens safe anon.
its what we call a modern civilisation.
When I was a kid living in an abusive home, I used to climb the huge tree in front of my church when I wanted to get away from everything. Same thing. Just leave the dude alone for a while damn he'll be ok
cops have pizza tho
Did those guys have pizza?
>>675357669
NOW YOU MADE ME FUCKING MISS IT WHERE'D HE GO WHAT HAPPENED??? FUUUUUUCKKKK
>>675357971
>>675357991
Which /b/tard had pizzas delivered?
>>675357879
fuck that shit I don't need government to keep me from climbing trees. It's very safe. Just hang on to the limbs, duh
put the pizza at the bottom of my tree and back away slowly
>>675355858
Guy's.
If he climbs back up again.
he is deffinetly from the internet.
Fuck I live in King County and my taxes pay for this shit.
>>675357818
It wasn't bait. It was an idiot.
>thought it was funny
Because you're also an idiot.
>back to facebook
#shopatmacys
any /b/astards close enough to this to pay treefag a visit?
>+1 internetz if you fly a drone into him
>>675358234
butthurt/10
>>675358234
>>675357818
I can't decide which one of you is more retarded. Just shut the fuck up.
>>675357991
I believe it is pìzza but for the cops or something we should send them more for the tree man
also it is raining man does that guy stick to his decision.
lets send them more pizzas
Some treeman OC for you
>>675358234
Just end it now you autistic fuck. You obviously missed my original point and now you're back peddling.
>>675358449
Send a pizza specifically to tree man and tell the guy it HAS to go to tree man. That the pizza should be delivered up the ladder before it gets cold.
>>675358485
top fucking kek
I gotta take a fat shit but I really don't want to miss this freak tumbling to his death.
>>675358234
sea level guy reporting in,
I am not an idiot, I was trying to bring some light hearted humour into these dark ages where people climb trees and threaten to destroy the world. or at least branches.
someone though it was funny, therefore it was.
you might disagree but that's just because you are a little faggot.
>>675358749
pinch it off pussy
>>675358413
i second this
>>675358773
>making dad jokes
>defending yourself like a faggot
>pleading for understanding
Jump out of a fucking tree, faggot.
Is treeman hide?
They are trying to communicate to the chopper cam to back up. Chopper cam isn't listening.
>>675358773
>light hearted humour
RIP /b/
Normalfags have taken over... this is now Facebook.
>>675359020
treefag is hide
>its habbening
top guy on ladder flashing light at helicopter?
Unrelated but listening to the police scanner for Seattle just incase they say something about him
>4 suspects seen on street
>All black males
No fucking shit
>>675358773
yeah, that was me. Fuck him, his life is so sad he can't help but be too retarded to understand humor
>>675358972
>Jump out of a fucking tree, faggot.
way too soon, bro
>>675359150
calling for batman
>>675357011
>http://komonews.com/live/event
>>675357159
>>675357254
>>675357669
>>675357818
>>675358234
>>675358773
>>675358972
>>675343524
and let me guess
he's doing it because Obama fucked up
ladder fags wearing gloves
>confirmed isil
>>675359127
>Normalfags
RIP /b/
/r9k/ has taken over
>>675359127
>using normalfag/normie as an insult
Back to facebook, little newfag
>dat laugh
>>675359541
the fuck was that!
YAS. treefag reclaims top branch
>>675359531
>>675359402
>>675359210
>>675359127
Why the fuck are you idiots still posting? Just fuck off already.
>>675346049
/thread
OP here, he's been up there since at least noon i think
>>675359541
lol i thought it was someone outside my house and freaked the fuck out, didnt even know this stream had audio
treefag is one squirrely motherfucker. is he staying mobile so they dont shoot him?
...... is treefag taking a shit.....
Lol he's destroying the twigs
>>675359782
right? same bro lolol. must be one of the pilots
>>675359703
k, say you're sorry anon and i will too but you gotta mean it none of that sorry under the breath shit
>>675359127
Sad, isn't it?
>pizza
>seattle
>macys
is this on third st?
>>675360110
sorry faggot
>>675343524
I think the bigger story is how apples are growing on a fir tree
this chopper must need to refuel soon surely?
>>675360309
>hippies dont have pockets.wat
Wtf is he eating the leaves
he's getting ready for the jump by rubbing the trees branches!
>>675360364
Its not moving, just hovering
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree
>>675360189
3rd and Stewart
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
>>675360454
Oh right, I forgot hovering uses no fuel at all.
>>675360472
thanks /b/ro
Is he a Keebler.
Shouldn't he be crafting my cookies?
>>675360364
refuel-chopper
someone from Seattle go down there
>>675360456
Holy shit is that real? Kek
I think he might be making a bed out of branches to spend the night
>>675360548
It doesnt. its called the magnus effect. pilot can turn the engine off for all it matters
I wonder what he'll do when he has to use the bathroom, that's going to be 10/10
it's pissing it down now
>>675360764
>https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree
Obviously not, idiot.
How's this gonna end /b/ros?
Seattle bro reporting in. On the bus, be there in 10 mins. I just hope I'm not too late.
>>675343524
I think i know what he's doing. He's working himself down from the tip breaking off all the branches. I guess he wants to "clean" the tree in some way
>>675360456
Great... hes a fucking attention seeking hipster...
>inb4 perfermence ert
>>675355858
>>675355858
>>675355858
>>675360456
>>675360456
I KNEW HE WAS FROM THE INTERNET
>>675360852
woah is that true??
>>675360852
Right. Turn off engine - still hovers.
Methinks you do not understand gravity.
>>675361150
Yes. You usually don't learn about until 7th grade. So, next year.
>>675361020
hurry up
fking hell, what a nutter
Hanging upside down??
>>675361111
quads don't lie
>>675361304
The rotors will keep spinning
>>675361150
Yea retard, the downforce from the propeller hits the ground and then bounces back and hits the helicopter, that's how it floats in mid-air.
>>675361407
crowds are gathering
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP DOWN FROM THAT TREE MY FRIEND, YOU COULD CUT TIES WITH ALL THE PINES THAT YOU'VE BEEN CLIMBIN' IN.. AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE TREES AGAIN, I WOULD UNDEEERSTAAAAYAAAAYAYAND
they should just surround the tree with those anti suicide pillows and shoot him out with a bb gun
aww man is he going down ? What a fag he didn't even jump
large pep and bacon, hopefully it gets there before treefag takes a header
>>675361719
fucking kek
>>675361698
hhahaha ha my nigga
>>675361432
The man's got balls.
#LIMBERINTHETIMBER
>>675361719
top fucking kek or shoot him with tranquilizing dart
>>675361698
Take ya this long to come up with that one?
>>675361698
bravo
why do people even care? why wont they just let him be? if this was local, the most he'd get is a "oh look someones in that tree" and people will carry on with their lives
>>675362103
Because it's seattle
>>675361020
give us a sign once youre there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JduG0nT1Q3s
obligatory groove
>>675362103
>damage control
>>675361521
That's not how it works. The propellers are actually negative magnets and the fire hydrants and manhole covers are positive magnets. That's how all helicopter fly.
>>675350688
He's not a black criminal.
>>675361020
Too late, faggot.
Almost there.
>>675362198
>>675362198
>>675362198
Brilliant
STREAM GONE !
>>675362659
chill its back
>>675362659
it's back LG x
At this point he's literally just being a dick and ruining a tree that used to look really nice.
Captcha related: Select all images with tress.
The footage is actually on Loop and OP is just trolling us
We need audio
>>675362659
Be patient faggot it's back.
>>675362659
it is back he is eating branches meanwhile he is making sort of a spear.
captcha picture of trees
is he making a spear?
@ManInTree tweeted http://manintree.com
it pinks to the stream
>>675362798
innit mann. the fucking la's - there she goes way out
>>675362897
Or an axe to chop more branches
Fucking rush hour traffic is killing me. Just turned onto third Ave having problems uploading pics to 4chan so having to upload to imgur first, then copy them post to 4 chan. Traffic is fucked but I am literally 5 blocks away. So close.....
>>675363005
That stick ain't chopping shit.
looks like conversation up there is getting heated
>>675363115
>innit mann. the fucking la's - there she goes way out looking glass
>>675363005
the cops have no chance once he is done crafting his weapon
>>675363086
Do you have polio?
If not, just fucking walk
>>675363296
innit mann. the fucking la's - there she goes way out
>>675363296
It's the next stop. Patience friend.
>>675363087
Maybe he's carving his suicide note lol
it's kurt cobain lol
>>675363424
Yell "Do a flip" when you get there
>>675363517
Holyshit it all makes sense now
>>675363708
kek
>>675363632
innit mann. the fucking la's - there she goes way out fishing net raindance
>>675363708
hahahahaha plz tell me you just did that
>>675363708
My sides
>>675363708
kek
who sits on /b/ all day waiting for tradgedy to recreate it with lego
>>675344239
>thrown an apple at medics
Think he took the proverb a little too seriously.
>>675363979
do brussels
