Is anyone here who is married actually happy?
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Is anyone here who is married actually happy?
>>675337299
I might as well be married and yes I'm happy, not all day every day but at least once a day.
Yes, i am married.
No, i am not happy.
You have no idea how much i wanted her to simply die.
Yes.
My wife is a kinky fuck, and we have enough shared and different hobbies that we aren't together 24/7.
>>675337299
I am AMA. I'll be here for a while.
>>675337299
married for 9 years going on 10
have had our ups and downs
but all in all
yes i am very happy
>>675337299
very happy yes.
But then again, I'm Dutch so that's kinda unfair to you anxiety-driven-obesity-obsessed-war-mongering-celebrity-cucks.
FUCK YOU
>>675338232
I think that's the big thing, marriage is never perfect, fuck just being in a relationship aren't. I'm glad you're happy anon, hope it stays that way.
>>675337895
It just always seemed unrealistic to me to say that you're going to be a certain way for the rest of your life, whether it's regarding politics, religion, relationships, or whatnot.
The only constant in life is change.
>>675338319
You wanna talk about war-mongering? How about the fucking dirty sandniggers you let into your country, who regularly kill each other, and rape your wives and daughters?
>>675338755
The thing is though, marriage really isn't permanent. Can be if you want it to be but it really isn't. Worse case get a divorce and try again later if that's what you want.
>>675338319
>>675338232
>>675337895
>>675337573
>>675337416
but you realize you could be
A) happy
B) single
C) having sex with as many people as you want
and D) have no legal ramifications for wanting to change partners
right? marriage is the most outdated institution in the modern world
>>675338755
This is true.
No I hate my wife. I'm miserable and only stay because she uses the kids and financial ruin to hold me hostage. I fuck escorts whenever I travel for work and am slowly drinking myself to death.
>>675338755
that's because you are underage. your age tells you to expand, experiment and discover.
each age has its own incentives, one day you too will be ready to settle down and if you don't, you'll feel unhappy, so you do. if lucky enough.
if not, you'll just return to 4chan and ridicule everyone that is even remotely happy about anything.
have a nice life anon.
>>675337299
Yes. Eight years.
>>675337299
Yes. Don't have children and you'll be fine
>>675339014
C) implying...
I read that study that said married 65y olds have on average more sex than single 25y olds
>>675337299
yes, married, happy. have based wife who basiclly says I can go fuck whatever I want as long as I don't love them. Shits cash.
>>675338998
This shit is why people aren't happy in marriage.
If you see it as temporary, it becomes easy to choose poorly simply because you want to get your dick wet more often.
>>675339014
its no absolute indeed, not like it was 50 years back.
there are pro's and con's to either side anon, question is, are you pursuing the current side out of free will or because you kinda have to?
(because nobody loves you)
No. Living with another person is a claustrophobic fucking nightmare. They're always fucking *there*.
>>675337299
its some white people shit for people to get married to people they dont love
>>675339129
I like your style.
>>675339384
She only let's you so she don't feel so guilty about chugging on nigger cock behind your back
>>675337299
Yes, married 9 years.
>BUT I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE I WANT
you need to grow up
>>675337299
yes very, i'm 46 and she's 24 with a tight bod and a great personality
>>675337299
When she has a job I'm happy.
When she doesn't have a job and is just loitering at home it's driving me mad.
>>675338931
You don´t seem to understand the meaning of the word war-mongering.
>>675338319
Do you have a cuckshed to retreat to when some greasy north african migrant comes over to fuck your wife?
>>675339014
A) I am happy.
B) I've met plenty of unhappy single people
C) While I wouldn't mind this, it'd get really boring really quickly.
D) Honestly I'd just like us to be wed, my parents were and I'd like to be.
Nothing really compares to the comfort of coming home to him at the door smiling, knowing that I can vent about my day as we cuddle on the couch. Waking up to him in the morning is also wonderful, he's so cute when he sleeps.
>>675339655
Dubs dont lie.
>>675339014
Its a lot more than that anon.
>>675339683
I bet your well off.
>>675337416
>I might as well be married
You're not married so we don't care.
>>675339680
Yep
>>675339494
until you find someone whom with 24/7 is not enough.
I know it sounds gay on a board like this but it does happen anon. it can happen to you too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKiqthx0GKw
>>675339841
If he doesn't marry you he's a fool.
>>675339394
I get what you mean, keeping in mind I wouldn't get married to the person until I was with them for years. I'm up to 6 now and we're still not ready which is fine. I'd love for it to be permanent but at the same time I realize that people change, especially as we grow older, get new jobs, have kids, buy a house etc.
>>675339014
i do but i also realize
my relationship is basically a reverse cucking
my wife enjoys watching me fuck other chicks
she is bi and enjoys being with woman and me at the same time
she actively seeks out girls for me to be around or for both of us to be around
sooooo even tho i could be single and fucking other chicks
i prefer being married and having a wife who goes out and finds chicks for me
so yeah sure the way you look at all marriages sure seems to suck
but my life, my wife, and my marriage aint like that so shit don't bother me
>>675339841
You don't understand though.
Marriage is fucking great for women. Of course you'd say it's all going well.
I bet he's miserable.
>>675339931
make 100k/year doesn't hurt
>>675339683
I don't believe you.
>>675338998
>marriage really isn't permanent. Worse case get a divorce
>worst case let the state steal your income and give it to the person you hate
>implying that's worse case
>>675340190
This is not true.
That feeling will ebb and flow with time. You need to find someone with a good head on their shoulders and who will make a good partner for day to day life.
Infatuation is a game for fools.
>>675339655
You wish mate! she's racist as fuck.
Married for ten years and happy.
Not everything is about sex, hard as that may be to believe for a 20 year old. That said, we have sex about 3 times a week and I dig it.
>>675340362
This
>>675337299
yep
>>675340393
That explains it.
Fucking golddigger bitch you've got there pal.
>>675337299
Define happy
>>675338931
but that's not happening in my country (Holland)
and you need to catch up on what war mongering means anon.
>>675340431
doesn't matter if you believe me, i'm happy
>>675337299
Happy to be married to the person I'm with, yes. Happy in general, I would say not at the moment; but then I have struggled with depression on and off for 30-odd years, so that's to be expected at times.
We have our differences, and there are ways our relationship could be better. But at the end of the day, I still look at him and feel like I hit the jackpot.
>>675340362
>all going well
Is it perfect? Fuck no. Are we both happy but still able to understand we need our own personal space, we've got our little personal hiccups and that we always have time to change to better suit our situation? Yes.
He's not miserable trust me, he'll take me in his arms every day and tell me how happy he is. He's currently asleep, I wonder if he'll want another blowjob this morning like he did yesterday.
Nope, every night I wake up and jerk off all over my wife's toothbrush and suck my own dick for 3 hours. Sometimes I'll go poop in the vacuum cleaner. I do all this to get back at my wife for being a BITCH
>>675340259
He'll do it eventually, he's got 5 years until I ask him to marry me anyways, that's ample time. Thank you for the compliment though anon
>>675340354
Smart. But keep in mind - if either of you view Love as an emotion, your eventual marriage will fail. Love is a decision. It is the final form of commitment.
People commit first for gain. These are marriages that fail quickly. Then they commit for honor. These are marriages wherein the participants are miserable but stay together. Then, a lucky few figure out how to commit through Love. I won't try to describe what that is here, but it is the key to long term happiness in marriage.
>>675340844
faggot
>>675340872
cmon anon
now part of me is thinking this is soo fake
you know he will want another blowjob
WHEN DO US MEN NOT WANT BLOWJOBS?
the answer is never
>>675339795
I don't think you understand. I should elaborate for you so that it is less difficult to follow.
I said I am very happy.
and of story.
even if that would mean a north African comes and fucks my wife, does not happen but even if it did. the fact that I said I am very happy, would indicate that I am very happy.
even you make me happy because once again I get conformation on just how retarded americans really are.
Married 23 years. I can say after 10 or 15 years it's not about happiness anymore, it's about companionship. So I'm not happy like we were for the first 10 years, but I'm satisfied and content. We're like a pair of old leather gloves, wouldn't trade her in for anything.
Yes. Married 14 years. 1 child (4 years old). Very happy. I go to work then meet the family at the gym to workout. Then go home and play with my son till his bed time then smoke a bowl, take a nice hot shower, Fuck my wife till she squirts all over me and the bed, shower again, eat dinner, watch tv then go to bed. Rinse repeat next day. Life is awesome when you marry your best friend.
>>675337299
Happiness is a state of mind you dumbfuck. Being married or not changes nothing about it.
This question can be easily reversed to "Is anyone here who is NOT married actually happy?"
Arguments for and against would be pointless because this would also be a very a dumb question after all.
>>675341344
Honestly depends on what type of mood he's in, he's not that sexually active but he's making an effort to change that, I think it has to do with his weight and stress.
>>675341396
And there it is. Well expressed.
>>675341382
> conformation
> retarded americans
>>675338755
That's the chance you take though. And honestly you can choose to have *some* influence over how much you change and in what ways. Not to say you can force yourself to be someone you're not by sheer force of will, but you should both be continuing to work on personal growth throughout your lives anyway, and you can and should make a conscious decision to try to grow together instead of apart.
>>675337299
I'm married and I've never been happier.
>>675341443
What time do you eat dinner anon?
>>675341396
>>675341443
Very happy for you both, hope all goes well.
>>675340455
>Infatuation is a game for fools
claims the underage faggot who has learned nothing about life yet.
For 15 years and 3 weeks short of 6 months.
I know it's cliche but I really did marry my best friend.
I knew her a total of just over 20 years but the first 2 1/2-3 years we were literally just friends until something went "click" and we dated for 6-7 months before I proposed.
The kind of connection that on multiple times one of us would have a thought and the other would verbalize it moments later.
I always figured we'd be lucky to see 30 years because she was 27 and I was 36 on our wedding day but I'd figured we would grow old and gray together but a sudden and very fatal pulmonary embolism took her at 43 in October of 2013.
>>675341265
If you say so.
>>675341173
trust me understand your concern and have had others try to point this out as well
i promise you we are together out of love for eachother and our children that were born
we are comfortable in our own skin around eachother and share everything about eachother with one another
she knows the location of my porn folders
i know the passwords to her accounts and she knows mine
we dont use them
but we know them
we dont hide ourselves from one another we share everything we have with one another
including our fantasies and attractions
we are secure enough in our relationship to know that we can have fun with another woman without getting jealous
or without fearing the other will run off with them
because we know there is plenty more fun to be had with eachother
we simply enjoy sharing our love, relationship, and sexuality with other women simple as that
but totally get what your sayin anon and the point your trying to make and trust me
no worries /b/ruh
Happily married.
My wife has 3 beautiful sons whom I love!
>>675341443
lies.if you were truly happy you wouldn't be here. you would be playing with your son until bedtime then showering after smoking a bowl and then banging your wife and watching tv.
not wasting your time on /b/
>>675339158
>>675340529
>married fags who keep bringing up that sex isn't the most important thing
>being this thirsty
>>675339841
>I'm a woman lol y dont guys get married
>>675340259
>the autism
>>675341886
Oh anon I'm so sorry
>>675337299
Married to the only woman I have ever loved and incredibly happy about it.
>>675341587
conformation confirmation must be English/American English.
fuk do I know, its not my native language, point still stands.
also confirmed by the fact that whenever americans cant win an argument they resort to grammar corrections kek.
This is some how one of the cringiest threads I've read. And not only because of underage fags.
>>675342146
>only depressed fags are on /b/
K.
>>675342154
I'd take your insult to heart if I didn't think you've had less experience than me, have a nice day anon.
>>675341396
this is probably one of the best explanations of marriage ever
seriously anon well said
companionship
perfect word for it
the longer your marriage goes
the more of a connection you form
being able to ask eachother questions without ever saying a word
saying i love you with just a look
knowing eachother so well
that you know to do or say something without the other ever even having to lift a finger or speak a word
when your partner says something and you realize you were just thinking the same exact thing 2 seconds before she said it
then you realize this happens every other day if not every day
>>675342618
You're not on facebook anymore anon you can just type rather than hit enter every 5 seconds.
I'm not married but I'd like to be, living with someone I want to be married too.... I just don't see the point. We like each other so we'll be together, why do we need a ceremony that'll only ultimately make it harder to split up should we choose to do that later?
>>675342154
>I'm a fucking tard that thinks more pussy = best pussy
I can't wait until I have only one girl locked down and we learn everything about each other, including what makes us both cum the fastest.
You haven't lived til you're having sex with a woman that automatically knows to rub your ass, squeeze your dick with kegels, and cover Gorgoroth - Rebirth.
Would bust hard/10
Practice makes perfect.
>>675342602
>everyone is younger than me
>observations based on what I typed aren't accurate
K buddy
>>675343095
Oh I don't think you're younger than me anon, you've simply just had less experience in a relationship that's gone past the sex stage. Is sex still important sure, but if that's all you think counts in marriage then you're happiness must be skin deep and that's just sad.
>>675343088
>implying this hard
>implying you weren't implying solely about sex
>making another sex-focused comment as a response
Kind of dense, aren't you?
>>675342271
Thanks anon.
One of those real destined for each other kind of deals. Met her in a local comic shop in August of 93 and she was asking about anime clubs in the area so I told her about the one I was in and we just hit it off.
started hanging out,going to sci fi cons and the like. Still kept it up up right to the end as we had just returned home from a con in Atlanta the weekend before the PE took her.
Still miss her and figure closing in on 55 I don't want to go through this pain again so I'll make the best of what I've got left here and wait to join her again someday.
With epic love comes epic pain when it's cut short.
>>675343380
Sick burn bruh, roasted'eem
got'em
got'em gud
>>675343380
>if that's all you think counts in marriage then you're happiness must be skin deep and that's just sad.
I didn't? Christ you guys are retarded
>>675341382
Not American, mate. Try harder. Stay mad
>>675343556
>>675343556
Haha faggot
>>675339394
>married
>dick wet more often
Pick one
>>675343556
Physical education took your fat ass comic bitch, good.
>>675342935
you don't have to. if this makes you both happy, good for you.
other people like it in different fashions. don't feel obliged to follow anyone.
but don't come crying on /b/ when she left you and you discovered that all this time she was waiting for you to propose and you didn't and now she is a lesbian and your only chance of getting sexual relief is by eating out glory holes in the walls of gaybars.
edit: erm....might have gone a bit overboard with this.
>>675343380
>Is sex still important sure, but if that's all you think counts
he was making fun of marriage fags for constantly implying everyone thinks about sex when that was literally all the marriage fags were bringing up. not a hard concept but it seems like it struck a cord with the future divorced autistics in this thread
>>675342735
im sorry anon i didn't realize there are set rules on how to type your sentences on the internet and different sites. see i personally just enjoy hitting enter so much because it breaks things up a bit and gives a bit more emphasis to your statements rather than just something that looks like a run on sentence with no real division to the structure or anything. but thanks for just assuming because i do that it has anything to do with the cesspool that is facebook or that i even give a shit about that site. but you know its 4chan so we all have to think and act the same or we aren't the same type of fag as you and thus must not fit in. its how i type everywhere and to everyone but if this is more appealing to you to just have this big block of shit that is tl:dr looking right off the fucking bat. but its alright i get the feeling your one of those fags that points out things they don't like in everyone as if your way is the only way. ill be checking to make sure you say the same to the rest of the anons one this site who do the same fucking thing
faggot
>>675342146
>someone's life is better than mine
>must be lying about it
Stay mad, forever lonely faggot
>>675343904
>reading comprehension this bad
>>675337299
i would be if my wife could have sex without feeling like she is being stabbed repeatedly in the vagina with a fucking chainsaw.
for the record i am average down south. not a mutanthorse neither am i a baby dick. just plain average.
she has had sex before with her previous husband. she had the same problem then too.
sexless marriage makes me want to never have married this one.
>>675343828
Gets easier as time passes but you still get blindsided.
>>675344199
>this triggered
>>675337299
>married
>2 kids
>kids sometimes loud and annoying
>wife sometimes bitch
>still beats living in basememt alone
>>675344174
Well that's ok it's actually me and my boyfriend, we're gay...
>>675344312
>>married fags who keep bringing up that sex isn't the most important thing
>>being this thirsty
About to come up on 6 yrs here....she irritates me, I irritate her. Wouldn't trade her for the world.
>>675344462
ok well then you are all set. nice going anon.
>>675344324
so you're saying your wife , screams everytime you penetrate her? I would tear that pussy up, make her scream till she begged me to stop.
>>675341443
Same situation here except more kids. Life is fuckin goooooood
>>675344464
>I'm implying things in my mind therefore I'm right. Better not rethink the matter
>>675344654
Or did you mean something else by literally what you typed, please explain it to me.
>>675339129
dig it
>>675344576
Ironically enough that's how we met, the ending of your last post...
edit: i may of gone a bit overboard on the sarcasm but I'm sure this is what you believe
>>675337299
yes and yes. my wife is fucking awesome. shes a stay at home mom who hates feminists and still sucks the dick.
been together for 7 years, married for 6, got 3 kids.
i love her.
>>675344941
well you made me chuckle anon, thx for that
>>675337299
Been married for 3 years but together for 9 with a 2 year old girl. It's been great, every day I'm thankful for how things have turned out. I did wait until I was over 30 to get married though, which I think was a good decision looking back.
Yes I am happily married. Trick is to wait till you are older. I partied and chased pussy and fucked all the bitches I could till I turned 40. Then it was time to settle down but at least I don't feel like I missed out on anything.
The sorry beta fuckers who marry the first piece of pussy they get at age 20 are the ones who are miserable.
>>675337299
Married two years, dated for 5 prior to that. It's pretty good. I'm a grad student working on my PhD in behavioral neuroscience, she's a personal paralegal to a very good local lawyer who just started her own practice recently. We have a modest but nice apartment, a dog, and have built a decent amount up in savings. We take two vacations per year, one domestic and one international. She spent a year abroad in college and likes to travel to places she's never been and see cultures away from the touristy areas. We're both marathoners, so we train together a fair amount, which is nice. We can both qualify for Boston pretty easily, and her dad (also a runner) just qualified after trying for years and we're going to do the race together in 2017. Overall, I give marriage 9/10. The sex is frequent and very good, she's GGG as am I, but there's a certain novelty in the chase. We've talked about threesomes with other women (she has slept with women but never dated them) but we're not sure if it's worth risking a good thing for one of us to react badly.
>>675345186
I'm a regular little chuckle bunny huh?
Delivering chuckles so close to easter. It's a hard job but I do it with pride.
>>675345486
the sadness in this post.....
the untold stories...
OP here. Thanks for all the replies.
>>675345486
>yfw your marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjdTZ-myCU
>>675346231
so? verdict OP? you gonna pop the question or continue to convince yourself that fapping to traps is more ideal?
>>675346231
and thank you for sucking me off last night
>>675337299
Yes. Only because her family is full of literal trailer trash that is super jealous of her for marrying someone with fancy college learning, which means I've periodically gotten trailer trash pussy from various in-laws, and trailer trash is my fetish.
>>675340354
Fucking lol sure thing champ
>>675337299
yes
>>675339014
>D) have no legal ramifications for wanting to change partners
>right? marriage is the most outdated institution in the modern world
This has been said since the Romance period. I think Voltaire coined the phrase.
>>675346926
its what young people say anon. they will come around.
>>675346427
I am not seeing anyone, nor do I fap to traps.
Your telepathy needs work.
>>675341382
>and of story
>conformation
kek
>>675347223
>its what young people say anon. they will come around.
Of course. Just a phase just like supporting Bernie. We all grow up eventually.
>>675347452
>Your telepathy needs work.
yeah people keep saying that but I wont give up. some day I will be on the money and people will be like holy shit anon are you telepic and I will just smile in silence making the mystery even greater.
>>675342009
Congrats man that's awesome
