Aks a polive officer in training anything
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Aks a polive officer in training anything
Did you go to college first?
>>675331401
nope
are you going to abuse your power?
Did you join to shoot people
>>675331303
>can't write
>5.0
seems highly plausible
how many niggers have you killed yet
>>675331504
not intentionally but at some point i think it will happen to everybody - depends on how you define it. for example - routine trafiic control - dude being a dick - check for more stuff than obligatory..
>>675331303
>>675331303
If you can't spell, how can you expect to be a step above your average piece of shit LEO?
>>675331602
kek
>>675331303
How many times have you been called a "dog" yet?
>>675331666
only posting here when drunk
>aks
are you black?
What are your thoughts on niggers?
>>675331731
not one time
>>675331731
A mill sun
dead pigs thread
>>675331800
since i live in a country where they are no big problem other than drug related crime - not any thoughts at all
>>675331666
Satan trips
>>675331630
Consider he said aks instead of ask he might be one himself.
>>675331930
drug related crime? the niggers and spics cant be THAT far then
why? shit tier payment. shit tier hours. shit tier rep
>>675332178
well drugs is 70% niggers and 30% sandniggers i'd say, but usually they run - im only in training so, i dont know much about the big stuff - but on the streets thats what comrades tell me
Do you ever think that riots are justified? How much force would you ever use against peaceful protesters? Would you stand with the state or the people if war between them broke out?
>>675332321
in my country the salary is above average and its a job you akmost can't lose
>>675331988
thats what i thought>>675331795
>>675331654
You're off to a great start.
You'll be planting drugs on corpses and raping prostitutes in no time.
I hope you get shot your first week.
>almost cant loose
>>675331303
how do you reckon the UK's police training compares to the US's?
>>675332402
good question. well the way i see it is im paid to do a job. if it really escalated though, like civil war - it would depend on the views of the "rebels" but i understand what your going for - yes I'd use force to deny violence even if i my personal intentions would be the other way around - using force is very well regulated by law in my country, i'd follow those rules and be peaceful as long as its possible
>>675332762
i don't know neither of their training personally, but i heard that us training is very short - like 4-5 months - for me its 2 years
>>675332898
good question for the rioting nig *
How do I get dubs?
>>675331303
were you picked on in school? also kys, cops are fucking worthless
>>675333042
which country?
>>675333271
not that way
>>675332626
That guy didnt die. Just shot
>>675333333
OMFG CHECKED !!!!!!
>>675333333
holy fuck
yes in junior high later it was the other way round
also wasted post
>>675333333
Witnessed
>>675333345
austria
>>675333333
Damn checked
>>675333333
Witnessed
niggers
>>675333333
I will check cops are fucking worthless for sixtuples
>>675331666
>>675332555
>>675333333
I don't know whats going on in this thread
>>675333333
could this be it
>>675331666
dude dont knock it those typos will help get you off when they pop up in an arrest report
>>675333333
what is this sorcery
>>675333333
I thought they were legand
>>675333333
Sexts checked
>>675331303
Are you gonna break the police world record of best nigger hunter?
>I hope you do
>>675333333
The chosen one,
>>675333333
>>675331303
Have you shoot a nigger??
How many nigggers have you shoot??
Will you shoot niggers again??
>>675334167
>>675334267
no
no
0
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>>675332439
above average for what? unskilled labor?
>>675333333
Impossible this cannot be!
>>675334518
you woukld earnt the same after getting msc and 3-5 years experience depending on the field - not top tier like financial mathematics or similiar
>>675334497
>>675334267
kekekekk I'm sorry, I hope you're not racist nor anything, but I couldn't resist making this stereotypes jokes for myself xDDD
be a good cop :v
>>675334827
i'll try
What kind of shit department is going to hire you with zero formal education? Even CPD has a associates degree requirement for patrol officers.
why is police cock so incredibly delicious and addictive?
>>675333552
wait a second... since when is drug related crime an issue in austria?! never even heard about a big bust or something like that... some petty theft and maybe the occasional battery but thats about the scope of crime around here.
being a pig here essentially is free money
I am seriously considering applying to the memphis police academy. How does the background check go? Do they interview all your friends and family? Is it really hard? Are you small town or urban cop?
>>675335168
In the UK you need three A levels or equivalent (level 3 diploma, etc).
>>675335245
it's getting bigger atm in because of the geopolitical situation - not nearly as big as the states or something, but for our measures -
I agree - free money and easy to get a good career
>>675333503
in no way was that a wasted post.
you're just assblasted he insulted you.
>>675333503
I've been bright in to pay my rejects
>>675333333
Yeah well when you, your wife, and your property is getting raped and pillaged by niggers we'll see if you think the same way. Don't even say that bullshit about having muh guns and muh freedoms, fag, you'd get mowed down by waves of criminals or get drawn into those medieval blood-feud things if it weren't for the cops and the rule of law.
Also, nice Sexts. Legendary, brah.
>>675331303
how many niggers will you put down?
>>675335612
Oh I gotcha.. well be safe then anon.. I did the 4 year degree, 4 years as MP in Marines then joined Chicago PD.. best choice ever, have fun with the gun and badge
>>675331602
Most police officers haven't even been to basic college, yet.
>>675334792
i kinda doubt that... you need to be srsly retarded if you only get 40 to 45k as an entry level salary with a msc ;) got about 50k right out of university. i am currently at 65k after 3yrs (comp science)
>>675331303
Hopefully they're training you to spell.
>>675335544
Dont know about police in the states, here they check if youd did anything wrong, if you are registered in any crime related stuff - thats it
Is it true they have an IQ limit for normal officers, did you have to take an IQ test or any other psychological profiling to determine your willingness to follow orders?
>>675333333
>cops are fucking worthless
Hexes confirmed
>>675331401
Op do you like chaika?
>>675336104
Thanks anon
I'm already in, doing my degree simultaneously.
Degrees aren't required here, but with a boom in criminal sector courses it's harder to get in without one. I'm doing mine because I want to get into the NCA.
How do you find regular police work compared to the military police?
>>675336434
as i said - depends on the field and your personal competence and drive
>>675331303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqBNGxLiAs&ab_channel=MarkPassio
>>675331303
>>675333333
>>675333333
CHECKED
>>675337006
top kek
>>675337010
>>675337279
American flag in top left
Made in China at the bottom
>>675336756
A LOT more exciting! I did a lot of barracks duty, not too exciting. Most exciting thing was stopping a guy that was on the way to kill his wife while I was stationed in North Carolina.. They were living on base and apparently she was cheating on him. Both Marines guy was drunk so he fought us we didnt beat the shit out of though he ended up falling and busting his head open..
On CPD I've seen a lot of stuff only been active for just under a year. First week I responded to a armed robbery in process got there and the store clerk was shot in the arm and perp took one in the chest.. pretty good stuff
This is trips city
>>675336759
sure it's not bad considering you hardly need any education and essentially are ready to go after just 2 years.
not for me tho. the hrs imho just aint worth it. if there is anything i hate it's fixed hrs and getting up early. i d rather show up and leave as i please
>>675337651
Sounds good.
One of my tutors was in the RAF's military police and said he was just a glorified security guard. Must be pretty similar all round.
>>675331303
Does it bother you to know that you were hired for essentially being the perfect level of stupid?
>>675338458
Not at all - imo minimum effort for good money
>>675338458
do you realize the irony in that statement
>>675338243
yeah but every hour i make more than 38 hrs a week, I get paid extra
>>675335987
implying cops are proactive and not reactive. My property has already been raped and pillaged by niggers many times unfortunately. Cops did nothing and caught nobody.
>>675338458
all employers do that, in a way. it's just city ran organizations often have more paperwork and testing involved. it's more for outliers. think of it this way, it's like the military, personality tests etc. be way high in certain personality traits and it's not that your bad at 'not thinking for yourself', it's because they want people to follow their own internal rules properly and not deviate. it's the people who don't who are the problems for both them and everyone else too. think out things more logically.
>>675338826
unfortunately I agree, most of our work is post crime, since the reaction time is not good, because there are too less officers on duty
>>675338826
Burglary success rates are very low. There's not really much to go by unless the suspects are near the scene.
>>675331303
What's the one secret
FUCK THE POLICE
>>675339161
if you're dumb, you gotta be tough
>>675339152
yeah, its irritating though when a cop seriously laughs at me when i ask if they can dust for prints or something. The piece of shit likely has a record. At least humor me.
>>675337006
Underrated post
>>675331303
all police officers are pieces of shit who deserve no respect.
"just following orders" wasn't a valid excuse for nazis, and it's not a valid excuse for police. you're accepting a job where you'll be enforcing laws that are unconstitutional disgraces to the word 'justice'. you'll be kidnapping, imprisoning, and saddling with felony convictions people who have comitted no harm upon another person. to enforce such laws, you'll shit all over the 4th amendment, among others.
you'll stand behind the blue line, and while perhaps not engaging in actual illegal conduct yourself, you will not rat out fellow officers.
all cops are terrible people. their legitimate actions in enforcing just laws with proper conduct is overshadowed by the disgrace of those two areas mentioned. you do not deserve respect.
>>675338684
with hrs i rather mean fixed shift work than quantity ;) i dont really care about the latter as long as i have my flexibility. guess my avg week is at like 45hrs. can get up to 100ish im case something blows up or if there is some rediculous deadline
>>675340058
>only a sith deals in absolutes
If another cop would commit a crime i would arrest him at the moment - I understand your concerns and I agree that there are many bad cops out there - all I can do is doing my job following the laws. I think I might end up with the internal unit anyway
>>675331303
Do they still teach the 21 feet rule?
>>675340061
for me it'll bee 12 hrs day - next evening 12 hours night - 1 day off 24 hours
>>675340058
Police officers are encouraged to question orders if they deem them unethical. Not all do, but you can't generalise like that.
The Nazi analogy is weak, you sound like a freeman.
>>675340792
no - 1 chance to drop the knife - any action other than that - you take a bullet
>>675340903
+++
>>675340626
but what will you consider a crime?
searching a suspect without cause? seeing $1mil on the table and pocketing a few k? excessive force against someone who 'deserves it'? lying on a search warrant? improperly accessing NCIC?
those are all routine, and you'd be ostracized from the force if you went after the cops doing those. i'm not talking about e.g. a cop doing a hit.
and even if you were the IA nightmare of the force, that still leaves the problem of "doing your job" involving the bad laws and the only way to enforce them.
>>675340903
show me ONE cop who has refused to enforce bullshit laws against victimless crimes. you'd be fired.
>>675340058
haha.. you're the fucking tool.. you sound just like every other 2 cent thug wanna be out there that watches too many movies..
way to be original leach
>>675341010
Cool, thanks for the reply.
>>675341467
i'm someone who doesn't recognize the legitimacy of laws the criminalize the actions of consenting adults over their own bodies.
and someone who has had 6 cops huddle together right in front of him and discuss what testimony and evidence they'll fabricate to get me when their illegal search failed to turn up any actual evidence of something illegal.
>>675341455
alle the examples you give are considered a felony - if i wouldnt bring it to paper i woukld commiting a felony myself - and I wouldn't risk that.
Bed Laws are not my fault, but the publics, im still a voting individual, but I execute the laws given by the government - thus serving democracy
>>675340869
have fun getting any decent sleep with that kind of fucked up schedule... not gonna destroy my body for fucking 45k a year
>>675341854
used to it after my military service
>>675341848
see that's the problem. enforcing laws that are morally wrong. the nazi comparison is completely relavent- they followed their laws and their CO's.
>>675341455
> bullshit laws against victimless crimes
You're scaring me, are you actually a freeman of the land?
>>675342198
i don't know what that is. but i sincerely hold that position and am active in criminal justice reform IRL.
>>675342133
in my country there are no laws based on race, religion, gender , ethicity or similar - so I disagree
>>675341810
>be me 3 weeks ago
>get call about domestic disturbance
>arrive on scene to find 3 year old screaming and crying
>find man completely disoriented with blood on his face and clothes
>ask whos blood it is
>no answer
>kid screaming for mommy
>partner stays with man in living room while go to back rooms
>find woman on bed covered in blood face shattered
>breathing but barely
>EMS arrives takes her to trauma center
>Man tells us she took his 6 dollars
>cuff him take him in turn kid over to CPS
Woman still in ICU with TBI turns out man is husband who has developed a drug problem over last year. kid now has no parent
>consenting adults?
>>675342721
tough shit - respect
>>675342554
your country has no drug laws, gambling laws, or prostitution laws?
interesting.
>>675342721
the man committed the crime of aggravated assault/battery and the woman was a victim. the man should be arrested and punished harshly for THAT. not what substances he chose to put in his body. millions and millions of adults consume psychoactive substances and manage to not abuse people.
on top of that, what drug is more strongly correlated with violent behavior than virtually all other drugs? fucking legal alcohol.
>>675342978
just your everyday nigger
>>675331303
Is it true that shooting drills have those human cutout targets and you have to shoot the black guys without hitting any white people?
>>675343368
ofc we have those laws, but not based on race, religion or anything like that - as I said - maybe you have to explain your opinion a bit more, i seem to be missing the point
>>675341455
> show me ONE cop who has refused to enforce bullshit laws against victimless crimes. you'd be fired
I was once asked by a neighbourhood sergeant to arrest someone he knew at a protest.
I was given no context and didn't see any arrest criteria filled so I refused. At the end of shift my sergeant got back to me and told me I did the right thing.
Dreams to come true. Stop generalising.
>>675343611
we don't have shooting drills with actual "human targets" its just human shaped
>>675331303
Congrats on being part of the most hated community on earth. Fucking pig.
>not a nigger
Are you fucking pigs trained to shoot black people more so than whites?
>>675331303
You doin this yet?
>>675343720
drug laws originated based on racial factors. this is well established.
laws against prostitution are founded based on religious objections to it.
but the larger point is, the laws are morally wrong and create more harm than they solve. there is no moral justification for enforcing them, just as there was no moral basis for enforcing laws sending jews to concentration camps.
that it is the law and you're following orders is not a justification for committing a morally abhorrent act.
>>675331303
Most police officers don't know shit about the law.
>>675331303
Would you let her suck your cock to get out of a ticket?
>>675344365
i would face 6m to 5y jail - so no
>>675343831
that's one incident. you're full of shit if you're telling me a cop can refuse to enforce any law without a victim consistently and keep his job.
>>675343863
Yeah, the cardboard ones where you have to shoot the black people but not hit the white people, right?
>>675344303
>this is well established
how so?
>>675344453
faggot
>>675344090
Fam this is a serious question, you doing this yet?
>>675344680
I wish :D
>>675344365
Chicago PO checking in... I would! meet me over there and we'll settle this
>>675344303
hitler dindu nuthin wrong
>>675333333
>>675344857
Lol where at?
>>675344348
This is 100% true! I was bright enough to get a 4 year degree and am now working on my law degree many others are fucking derps
>>675333333
wtf is this
>>675344511
Police shouldn't refuse to enforce victimless laws, because laws are still being broken anon. They should refuse to enforce unethical orders.
You might not like it but that's the country you live in (though I do wish you luck with your reform endeavours, you seem passionate about it).
>>675344595
wikipedia provides a decent background. this isn't even controversial; whatever the modern rationale, originally drug laws targetted the preferred substances of minorities (whites preferred alcohol and tobacco.. so those didn't wind up illegal despite being as bad or worse than most illegal ones)
>>675331303
How bad did you get picked on in school.
Beta cuck pig trash
Should kill yourself
>>675333333
Support the Venus Project for more sixts!
>>675331303
How would your employer feel about you browsing loli threads all day?
>>675333333
damn nigga
>>675331666
>>675332555
>>675333333
/b/ doesn't stand for /blacks/
Go neck yourself, worthless niggers
>>675345304
I agree - it originated from there - it's not my job to execute only the laws i with whichs origin i agree - i enforce the law the state and thus the majority of the citizens agree on - and those laws are equal for everybody
>>675345259
rosa parks broke the law too.
the nazis were following their laws.
the laws themselves can be unethical, and if you think you're entitled to respect, you shouldn't enforce immoral laws.
what you absolutely don't get to fucking do is enforce these morally abhorrent laws, claim "oh well it's the law" and think you're a respectable person instead of an immoral thug enforcing an immoral law.
>>675345304
btw it's kinda funny that you try to lure me into the nazi corner - because im actually far left wing
>>675331303
What exactly does a polive officer do?
Is it something to do with #blackolivesmatter?
>>675346000
yes i love black olives
>>675337006
You will go on to great things young one
>>675345687
>trips
>trips
>motherfucking HEXES
Sorry, /pol/fag, but your weak trolling can fuck off back to stormfront
>filename related
>>675345952
because that was where the precedent was established- at the nuremburg trials for nazis- that 'following the law and your orders' is not a valid excuse for crimes against humanity. that vice laws aren't quite as bad as mass murder isn't the point- the principal still holds and the consequences of enforcing those laws are still terrible and a crime against humanity.
>>675345952
even worse... compared to stalin hitler was as guility as an innocent newborn
>>675345694
so if trump is elected and follows through with his promise- reiterated against today in response to the attacks in belgium- to established laws allowing torture of detainees far worse than waterboarding.. i guess you'd see nothing wrong with cutting off fingers and toes to get a confession, because the law says it's ok right?
>>675346109
hell fucking no! only green olives are real olives
>>675346350
I still don't get what laws you are talking about? that it's illegal to deal coke? I mean - if you compare filing a felony for dealing comparing to mass murder in because of race/political views/homosexuality/ethnicity/religion doesn't hold up to me - in my opinion by comparing those you are actually sayaing that the nazi crimes were not that bad and enforcing laws is bad because some people might disagree
>>675345720
>mfw when most laws aren't immoral
>police and criminal evidence act 1984
>human rights act 1998
I'll remind you that racial segratation was a thing back when Parks broke the law. Nazi Germany racially segratated too. America and most of the western world does not do this. The analogy is irrelevant.
These are the laws people live by. If YOU don't agree with them then there's not much that can be done. Accusing officers who respond to domestics, assaults and TTKs on a daily baisis of not being respectable people is a bit ghastly on your part.
I am curious, can you give me an example of a law you find immoral?
>>675346721
absolutely not - the constitution in my country doesn't inculde actions like that - thus any law saying so would not be legal - thus not legal to enforce
when was the first time your parents noticed you were retarded?
>>675346829
laws can be immoral. execution of immoral and unjust laws create more harm than they purport to prevent.
enforcing an immoral, unjust, and harmful law is morally wrong and doing so makes you an immoral person.
from major things like the nazis right on down to vice laws. that the law says it's ok does not make it fucking right.
>>675345687
Eat six dicks.
>>675347137
>tfw when you realise you project your problems on other people
I'm sorry your parents don't love you
>>675346998
but what if the courts say it's constitutional despite it obviously not being so? see: vice laws.
>>675347291
im not saying every law is right - im saying the laws in my country don't make any immoral differences between people of certain gender/race/religion or similar - thus law is equal for everybody
>>675347703
unless you have money. then laws dont mean shit
>>675347703
so what? an immoral, unjust, and harmful law is ok to enforce as long as it's not directed exclusively at a particular group?
>>675344857
You guys should make it happen kekek
>>675347519
that's extremely unlikely since courts are completely independet from the government in my country - if that would change i would not live here anymore - also if the constitution would be changed to the point were your bad phantasies would be right
>>675347935
as long as the majority of the citizens willingly agree on it - without force /propagande (like nazi regime) yes - thats democracy
>>675347351
It's okay, I've come to feel sorry for people like you. The fact that someone would even consider "law enforcement" as their "contribution" to the populace, with true good intentions, usually means their intelect simply cannot understand why their ideas are fundamentally flawed.
>>675348234
in my country its forbidden and you will go to jail for it
>>675348277
shave your neckbeard some day
>>675333333
Allright people - I'll go to bed - thanks for the replys and the nice discussions - have a great evening!
>>675348020
and what mythical country would that be?
Why do you idiots keep putting dementia patients of 5150s? The hospital can only do medical clearance and the psych facility can't treat them since it's not a psychiatric issue.
>>675348613
austria
>>675348020
then let's just stick to the laws you do have.
i havent read your constitution, but i doubt it explicitly says 'consenting adults should be imprisoned and saddled with a lifetime criminal conviction for using substance x instead of substance y to get high'.
>>675348206
well that's fucking stupid too. a) you can get a majority to agree on some fucking aweful things when it's against a small group perceived as 'bad'. b) the laws against victimless crimes are maintained exclusively through propaganda to this day. the science is clear on this, if people weren't being fed the junk propaganda and looked at the evidence of what the best policy is for harm minimization, vice laws would collapse.
but there's way too much money and jobs on the line. the propaganda 1st world governments feed their citizens to continue to support these laws is transparently disgusting and false.
>>675348431
And with that immensely deep reasoning you simply prove me right.
>>675348206
In that case, fuck your democracy.
>>675348774
you can get only life time (25 years) if you are the head of an international drug trafficking association related in other crimes as well - in that case i think up to 25 years is fair
>>675348774
victimless crime? like what?
if you buy drugs you finance criminals who commit other crimes (with victims as well) + posession is only up to 6 months and mostly not even exectued
you seem to be missing the point, that our countries' laws are very different
>>675349061
powerful and violent cartels are a consequence of prohibition.
but when they commit violent crimes like murder... the crime should be MURDER. absolutely lock up violent people.
but peaceful transactions between adults of arbitrarily prohibited chemicals, laws against which create more harm than they prevent, and result in the wholesale shredding of civil liberties and the corruption and loss of trust in police? fuck no that alone deserves NO arrest.
>>675348848
well in that case I agree
Democracy is a bad way to rule a country - but it's the best we developed yet
>>675349450
I agree that it would be far better to legalize most drugs, to drain power from illegal cartells. But until then - it's illegal and i will execute it.
>>675349340
criminals who commit other crimes, crimes which have a victim, should be arrested and punished for those crimes.
that end user money funds them is a consequence of prohibition, and the moral fault lies with those who craft and enforce such policies.
and while the penalties may be less in your country for simple possession, there is no country on this earth where selling isn't a serious crime.
>>675349775
fine, but those laws are immoral, and you're immoral for executing them. you're ruining lives and maximizing harm to 3rd parties by enforcing such laws, among myriad other negative outcomes. just don't claim you're not acting immorally.
>>675331303
>police officer on /b/
this country is fucked
>>675349775
>>675350008
Legalisation and regulation of certain drugs is the best way to go, but breaking laws pertaining to drugs is NOT immoral. People suffer hard labour and violence from drug making and distribution. I won't hesitate to arrest somone dealing drugs because
a) it encourages the black economy
b) and the cruel treatment of people working in drug labour.
>>675348712
fellow austrian here... hate to tell you but thats a pipe dream. corruption may not be that big of a deal (although there have been several cases that didnt end up in any trial let alone conviction over the last decade - just remember grasser) but favoritism definately is. you would be amazed how faw knowing the right ppl can get you in this country... that starts at healthcare and ends with law enforcement and getting permits. tbh i cant think of a western country thats worse in that respect
>>675350596
* meant to say laws pertaining to drugs are not immoral, not that breaking them are, apologies
are dubs legal in this thread sir ?
>>675348384
in theory.... you ususlly will get a fine and maybe a little public shaming if you did some crazy shit the press is interested in but thats about it.
