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>Wait what the fuck is going on?

>Somewhere in the strees

>Cosmo Jarvis - What the fuck
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>Prepare To Ayy

>Mars

>Ayy Lmao
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>>675326280
>DE SI PEDERU
>Yugoslavia
>Sve Dzamije u oblake lete
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nothin personnel, kid

eggman's lair

any nine inch nails song
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You cant Stump the Trump
New York
The Beatles Revolution
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EQUAL RIGHTS

womens rights parade

Who run the world
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>prepare yourself, for i may not be forgiving

>Victoria street in my home town

>https://youtu.be/foX0-9QMQLE
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>you shall die as you lived, pathetic and ignorant

>the atacama desert at night

>something composed by Cris Velasco
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>Make America great again!

>US

>America, FUCK YEAH
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>>675326280
I like shorts they're comfy and easy to wear.

Akihabara

Generic Final Fantasy music
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>>675327217
Found the invoker player
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1. You shall now feel the wrath of a Divinity.

2. Mount Olympus, domain of gods

3. Two Steps from Hell - Moving Mountains
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>>675326280
>ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME, BITCH!
>Al Gores House
>Lets Fighting Love
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>>675327536
>implying youngster will ever be a final boss
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>It's not gay if it's on the moon

>The Moon

>YMCA - Village people
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>I HAVE AN ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW!
>sakura-con 2009
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjKaBjhCUVE
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>Let me guess, someone stole your Sweetroll?

>Burundi

>Jackass Partyboy theme
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>No, I don't think you understand what this is. This isn't a test of speed, reaction time or strength, it's a battle of mental fortitude. A true shame you came unarmed.
>Pitch black 5m^3 room
>Clock ticking sound
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>bring out the peanut butter and jam cuz these guys are toast

>roof of a building

>He-Man HEYHAYEHYAHEYAHEY
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Allah is Great
Brussels airport alternate with train station
We are the World
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>>675327791
man bear pig spotted
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>>675327839
Kek
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>>675327839
you made me kekmao
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Ho Ho Ho
THE North Pole
We Wish You a Merry Christmas
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>TIME TO FUCK YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN ASS
>inside players ass
>no OST just cries of pain and ripping

Its one of those boss battles you cant win, dont fuck with me
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>what do you think happens when you die, anon? no like seriously i'm curious. if you can let me know once i'm finished, that'd be great.

>some cold place (probably greenland or canada)

>big time - peter gabriel
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>>675327791
hey hey let's go kenka suru
taisetsu na mono protect my balls
boku ga warui so let's fighting
let's fighting love
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Hey mate
My flat
Some kid cudi
What is this thread even about
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>You should join our club... You and your friend.

>Lou's Tavern

>Jazzy drum solo

I win by bleeding all over my challenger.
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1. THIS IS MY SWAMP
2. My swamp
3. Allstar by Smash mouth
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>>675329175
Virgin Detected
>muh failed comedy sarcasm
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>should have stayed in your grave

>a warehouse of some kind

>Ronald McDonald theme
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>>675328393
Underrated post
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Hitler did nothing wrong

Auschwitz

House of the rising sun - the wolfenstein version
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>>675326280

ALLAH AKBAR

The White House

USA National Anthem
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>>675329300
Kek
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>>675329396
better attempt than yours, if we're realistic.
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> I'm gonna smoke you like a joint
> Bob Marley's grave site
> Guns of Navarone
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>>675326280
>Welcome to the hall of gods M'lady, (tips fedora)

>My mothers basement

>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme
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>fuckin niggers

>cotton field

>any moonman tracks homie
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>>675326280
>Cosmo Jarvis - What the fuck

seriously? i went to school with that guy and havent heard shit about him since.
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>>675329639
Which one is mine tho?
And he didn't even deny it
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I am the Taco Man

"You're getting the HARD shell toady."
At Mt. Hot Sauce
Let the Tacos Hit the Floor
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> It's morphin' time!

> Donald Trump's mansion

> Adele - Hello
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>Aloha snackbar
>Hawaii
>https://youtu.be/5-2nByd2cr4
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>>675329919
today* fuck my spelling
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> The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living, NOW let me kill you in a memorable fight.

> Middle of a desert, in ruins burning in a fire

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkpyRMroPE
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>>675328393
elaborate further
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>>675329916
idk, point to it.
also why would i have to deny it on an anonymous board lol.
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>>675330031
>>675329231
What is thread even about
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>>675329835
Yeah dude hes a pretty famous musician now
Not like a huge rockstar or anything but pretty well known
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>>675328756
/thread
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>I will break you.

>corridor hall

>Era- Enae volare mezzo
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>Get ready for the dick tug of a lifetime
>OP's house
>Linkin Park - In The End
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>>675330154
it's like the same shit
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>>675328756
god damn it
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>"Treasure's up them stairs to the left, past the bathroom."

>In a lawn chair next to the arena reading a book

>Some Brahms
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>>675330161

listening to his stuff on youtube now. who knew. should have made more of an effort to hang out with him maybe. saw him smoke a fag through his japeye once though.
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>you're going to get beat by a girl

>shibuya crossing

>Let the bodies hit the floor
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>>675327095
gay
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>you can't flim flam the zim zam

>suburbs

>where the hood at
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> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

> The YouTube comments section

> Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
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>I'm the guy you saved up all those hp potions for

>generic boss room

>generic boss fight music theme
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Quote: The voices.
Location: In your mind.
Music: Theme from Family Matters (in endless loop)
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>You got a problem, friend?
>A back alley
>99 Problems by Hugo
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>>675326280
Yosh! Ikuzo!

>In the deep forest

>Beautiful Green Beast - Torishiro Masuda
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>>675330016
Simple, someone spends their whole time training, slaughtering underlings and building themselves up for a massive final fight. They barge in and the doors close behind them. Nothing but pitch blackness and a voice that they've been Pavlov's dog'd to hate. They waste all their energy right away swinging at nothing, then succumb to either insanity or the boss.
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>>675326280
>This time, I will not show mercy
>Jerusalem, Temple's Mountain
>Thunderball theme
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>Te vas a morir, perro!

>Inside el Pollo Loco

>La Cucaracha
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>Prepare your anus

>On the roof of a skyscraper

and here comes the psychologically scaring bit

>Hit me baby one more time
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>>675327536
kek
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>I wish to be the little girl
>/b/
>row row fuck the powa
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>>675331012
the fuck does he eat tofu for?
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>Hope your prepared to get dunked on m8
> The comment section of Goku vs Superman death battle
>megalovina
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>>675326280
>Prepare your anus! ADMIRAL ACKBAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Inside OP's butthole
>Tiny Tim - Living In the Sunlight
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>I am youn from hell

>White house

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4KJa5BmME
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>you have two options: either we settle this like men, or you can go home and continue living becAUSE I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU PICK OPTION ONE.
>on top of a skyscraper
>pokemon battle theme (gen 1 default)
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>>675326280
>Allahu akbar

>Paris

>Qu'ran verses
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>It's time for bashing butts, as well as DEEZ NUTS.
>nearest rape center
>Juice-Panty & Stocking OST
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>I will blow your mind with threat!!
>A rock
>Retarded song
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>wanna have a bad time ?

>final corridor

>megalovania
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>what did the train say on it's way to Auschwitz? JEW JEW!
>a beyblade arena
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUfbC-bsI98
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>>675327217
>>675327095
this isn't a cringe thread, faggots.
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>>675331286
This whole thread is a cringe thread
Come-on mate
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> Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

> The Galactic Opera House

> Mon Calamari Ballet - Squid Lake
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> This is the end of your last bastion

> Belgium airport terminal

> Salil Sawarim
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>>675331253
found the undertale player
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>>675326280
>This is our final dance, friend
>Last corridor
>Night of Fire
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>So, this is it hu?
>A mexican desert
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IarF06JKANg
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>>675331413
Me sa modafucka shith lord
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>>675331614
Very fitting.
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>>675331386
well, it's not a competition, nigger.
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>>675331592
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs
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>Are you ready? I'm hard and steady. Who's your daddy

>Uranus

>Seinfeld Theme
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>>675326280
>My anus is ready

>gay bathhouse

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
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>...

>open field

>Mother - John Lennon
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>>675326280
1. I stole your ipod

2. Planet Namek

3. Bingo Players - Rattle
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>>675327276
10/10
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I hope your on the pill, cause your about to get fucked.

The realm of anus
Horseback.mov: imma fuck a white bitch
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Ehy fam what's up mane
Community centre
Some hip-hop/r&b

And we have a basketball competition or something like that
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>My name is Chris Hansen from MSNBC. Why don't you have a seat over there.
>Random child's house
>Zlad - Supersonic Electronic
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>>675326280
>Allahu Akbar!
>Brussels airport
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRwM7UEQ8Q0&t=1m6s
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>>675332226
if you fuck her in the anus it doesn't matter if she's on the pill
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>>675326280

Time to take a mouth full

Ice Ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU&feature=youtu.be&t
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>You are going to regret this very soon
>A forest
>DragonForce's Fury of The Storm
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>>675332302
>making bomb threats right after a terrorist attack
brilliant, m8. reported.
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>>675326280
>Get ready to tussle, shit lord
>bouncy castle
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWmyTm9dEJU
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>>675332718
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>YOU WILL NOT BE BORN
>your moms vagina x years ago
>runnininthe90s
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>...
>on top of a mountain
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDFEUfS4r_A
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>"Why are we even fighting?"

>Cosmic Gardens

>In The Face of Evil by Magic Sword
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>>675332808
I meant I reported it to the Brussels Airport.
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>>675327839
Only thing that's made me laugh that loud on /b/ in a while
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>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>Spastic ballet

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdYBUtO6DvE
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>>675332718
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>>675327839
>>675328223
Underrated
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1. A wild faggot appeared, better catch it.
2. Batman, Turkey
3. Under the sea disney version
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>>675326280
End it.

Semi-high atop a mountain (not enough for it to be really cold) in a forest with lots of green trees and a loud, nearby River

Ends - Soft Season by Lasership Stereo
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>ummmmmmmmmmm
>my basement
>darude sandstorn
>>
>Hahahaha
>large platform
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCrCmlrmHqg
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>>675326280
well come on then

a frozen lake

sophie - like we never said goodbye
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>>675326280
Who the fuck is this autist called Cosmo Jarvis.
I bet it's you, fucking faggot.
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It's because im mexican, ese?

Piramids of sun

Not i- demon hunter (instrumental)
>>
Are you kidding me
My wife's sons house
Some Indy Rock
>>
>glargbgarbl
>Underwater
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQxhOXco_k
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>Cant stump the Trump, Jack
>The entire state of Chicago
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyqa_h7slx4
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>charlie dont surf
>hyrule castle
>Mother -Danzig
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>>675326280
1 - "I must break you."
2 - Moscow Arena
3 - Soviet Anthem,
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>>675326280
allahu akbar

Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGhtxkMHvho&ab_channel=FIDLAR
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>Niggers go home
>Pile of dead niggers
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ZJAAanpN4
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>>675326437
>Mars

Fuck, that's better than mine.
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>>675326280
>Officers please, there's nothing wrong with storing heads in my freezer

>An apartment in Milwaukee, WI

>Cannibal - Ke$ha
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>MOM GET THE CAMERA
>My basement
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYtjpjOHTc
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>>675326280
> "Your move, Mr Law Man"

> Room full of dragon dildo, dildo hanging from the ceiling

> Those boots are made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
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FUCKING DIE!
A chasm so far under the ocean that the pressure can kill anything but me.
Metallica - Creeping death or Deceitful Wings
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>>675326280

>"Please don't hurt me sir, I just want to go home"

>a dark allyway with a few trash bags along the wall and a door leaving into one of the buildings sprayed with graffiti

>no music, just the slight sound of wind in the ally and the sound of cars and trams
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>>675330676
>>Beautiful Green Beast - Torishiro Masuda
zozzle
>>
Come, open your heart. Cum Guardian!

The basement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSt4Az6oXO0
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>Oryx can suck my dick
>Blood Gulch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo
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The Green Bastard, parts unknown
>A homemade wrestling ring in Nova Scotia
> Dethklok - Facefisted
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>Girugamesh!

>Gay bar - dance floor

>G Gundam theme 1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdOceSVCJb0
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>>675332808
>not the appropriate animated one
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